Assets? The ****** guy works at a Hallmark store!
Since when are Sno-babies and Precious Moments figurines considered assets?
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The gift shop appears to have been his first job in the super-cool town, super-rich, celebrity-laden town of Tiburon. He started working at an art gallery down the street about 18 months ago. Refers to it as "his" gallery, but someone else's name is on the papers. I expect he is at least earning sales commissions enough to pay for his (claimed) three nightly bottles of fine wine. And to keep up the appearance of belonging there?