So let me see if I understand...Ms. Compassion here, whose kind to animals, sees a woman get hit by a car in a parking lot. Now, miraculously, even though the car was going 45mph only this woman's arm was hurt. The momentum of the car didn't didn't knock her down. She wasn't thrust across the parking lot...just her arm was hurt. Even though BOTH her side and arm were hit by a car going 45mph the only injury sustained was a (possible) hairline fracture. Her injuries were no more serious than if she'd tripped and fallen on the sidewalk. Well, okay that wasn't the important part...maybe she was wearing cement block and chicken wire armor...it's fireproof, why not accident proof. Besides, we're not really supposed think about how completely unrealistic, perhaps even miraculous, such a situation would be.
Now Ms. Compassion being the concerned, caring democrat she is, runs over to this woman just hit by a car going 45mph. Does she call 911? No. Ms. Compassion tells this poor woman who's probably in shock, SHE should call 911! As a side note, I'd like to know what community this is so I can avoid it at all costs because I would expect, were I to call 911 to report someone was hit by a car they would dispatch A FREAKING AMBULANCE along with the police. But okay, the police take statements all around. Then the police who see countless injuries from accidents, fights, assaults, etc., evidently aren't as trained to spot a swollen arm as said DUmmie because they neither call for an ambulance nor tell her to go to the emergency room nor offer her a ride. But even that's not important right now! This all establishes street cred but it isn't the whole dang point.
Ms. Compassion is the only person in this whole situation who notices the woman's arm is swollen (how could it not be...she was hit by a car going 45mph). Being the icon of goodness she is, she suggests ever so gently that this poor woman go to the emergency room. Wow! Give her a citizenship award, keys to the city, something to celebrate her concern for her fellow man! And the poor woman, her husband must have worked for a real dud of a company because first of all it's a nonunion plant (they'd still have medical coverage) and secondly, they don't extend medical benefits for a brief time after layoffs. I'm guessing they didn't have homeowners insurance either since their house burned down and that seems to be hampering her ability to get her arm looked at. She also lives in a town where the emergency room won't send a bill for fixing her arm.
Only Ms. Compassion cares! To prove she's the most benevolent person in this small town, she gives the woman a hug! I certainly hope she hugged the side that didn't get bumped by a car going 45mph. Just in case anyone hasn't yet grasped our little DU'er should increase her "ain't I sweet" rating sevenfold...she does the only proper thing a person with compassion can do...runs breathlessly to DU and dutifully reports the WHOLE DAMN SORDID TALE in which she was the only caring one there. Oh, and she further proves her generous and loving spirit with the obligatory "the only reason this person is suffering is because America sucks" rant. Golly, next thing we know she'll be casting demons out of Republicans.
Cindie