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Offline littlelamb

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #150 on: March 10, 2010, 09:01:35 PM »
That's an offense to Aunt Esther...you heathen!!! :lmao:

The devil made him do it :naughty:
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #152 on: March 23, 2010, 12:24:07 PM »


The New GM (Government Motors) Proudly Introduces the 2010 Obama
This car runs on hot air, bull-shit and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two Tele Prompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners. Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #153 on: March 23, 2010, 12:29:27 PM »


The New GM (Government Motors) Proudly Introduces the 2010 Obama
This car runs on hot air, bull-shit and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two Tele Prompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners. Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!

Truth is stranger than fiction...
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Your Kid May Be Driving the Last All-American Made Car

We’re proud to say that both our three- and one-year-olds are driving cars built 100% in America. Sure, they happen to be Little Tikes Cozy Coupes, but we’re happy to know that the cars are made by the fine people of Hudson, Ohio, and that is from start to finish. Even better news? They can barely make the things fast enough.

According to the general manager of the company, the process for building the cars is very labor intensive and there’s not much automation, yet they are able to be competitve here on our soil, instead of abandoning ship to head for red China. Hell, we may buy another one just because of this story!

http://blog.cardomain.com/2010/03/19/your-kid-may-be-driving-the-last-all-american-made-car/
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #154 on: March 24, 2010, 10:55:58 AM »
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #155 on: March 24, 2010, 11:29:36 AM »
Stolen.
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #156 on: March 24, 2010, 12:10:00 PM »

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #157 on: March 27, 2010, 12:09:21 PM »


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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #158 on: March 28, 2010, 01:10:42 PM »


Coincidence? We report, you decide. h/t iamo

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #160 on: April 13, 2010, 10:05:50 PM »
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #161 on: April 18, 2010, 04:47:00 PM »
I wonder what Roscoe Karns has been up to in the last couple weeks.













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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #163 on: April 28, 2010, 02:44:59 AM »
Very good one Chris
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #164 on: May 04, 2010, 05:54:05 PM »
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #165 on: May 05, 2010, 07:26:58 AM »


I don't want him all over me but on the other hand seeing his face covered in shit is a plus
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #166 on: May 05, 2010, 07:41:39 AM »
I don't want him all over me but on the other hand seeing his face covered in shit is a plus

It goes with that shit-eating grin of his.

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #167 on: May 05, 2010, 09:35:22 AM »
That's because he is a smug SOB
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #168 on: May 06, 2010, 12:15:47 PM »

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #169 on: May 07, 2010, 06:25:26 AM »

Robert Gibbs: "See guys, I told you hers was bigger than Barry's."

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #170 on: May 07, 2010, 08:20:17 PM »


Which one has done the most damage to this country?

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #171 on: May 23, 2010, 01:23:20 PM »
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #172 on: May 23, 2010, 01:57:57 PM »
A freeper posted this one. I thought it was pretty good.


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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #173 on: May 25, 2010, 07:23:30 AM »
Showing My Bell how to do it.

Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #174 on: June 13, 2010, 04:46:03 PM »
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.