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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #50 on: January 26, 2011, 10:04:05 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 26, 2011, 09:59:55 AM
So did I.

C'mon, Tuck! Have a heart! It's just a liddle ol' bitchslap! They never did you no harm!  :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #51 on: January 26, 2011, 10:05:18 AM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 26, 2011, 09:56:04 AM
Good morning, Euph!

Have a BS with your eggs and bacon.  :-)

See ya in an hour.  :rotf:

Eggs and bacon? Hell, I've been at work for 3 hours by now!

Go ahead and set your timer, though, and come back and whap the piss right outta me.  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #52 on: January 26, 2011, 10:05:50 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:04:05 AM
C'mon, Tuck! Have a heart! It's just a liddle ol' bitchslap! They never did you no harm!  :lmao:

If you insist.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #53 on: January 26, 2011, 10:08:09 AM »
Could I just take a moment of your time to say I'm not getting involved? 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #54 on: January 26, 2011, 10:08:19 AM »
How's a "Just woke up from my post biology class nap" BS sounds?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #55 on: January 26, 2011, 10:08:55 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 26, 2011, 09:58:33 AM
It should be less than an hour for you.  Mine always says, "Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 0.25 hours."

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #56 on: January 26, 2011, 10:09:50 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on January 26, 2011, 10:08:19 AM
How's a "Just woke up from my post biology class nap" BS sounds?

Love it! Were you dreaming of mitochondria, or nuclei?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #57 on: January 26, 2011, 10:10:15 AM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on January 26, 2011, 10:08:09 AM
Could I just take a moment of your time to say I'm not getting involved? 

chicken.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #58 on: January 26, 2011, 10:11:18 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 26, 2011, 09:55:51 AM
Okay... I gave you ONE bitch slap.  It hurt me more than it hurt you.

Was it the stinging sensation in the palm, or just the thought that you could've given me a black eye?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #59 on: January 26, 2011, 10:14:19 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:10:15 AM
chicken.

Brrruck!

Oh ok. Just gave you 352.

EC, the H5s don't affect Euph's goal. More H5s don't mean fewer BSs.

That would be kind of cool, though, wouldn't it? A subtract function on both? Could get more than a bit weird, though. But weird = cool.  :tongue:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #60 on: January 26, 2011, 10:16:54 AM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on January 26, 2011, 10:14:19 AM
Brrruck!

Oh ok. Just gave you 352.

EC, the H5s don't affect Euph's goal. More H5s don't mean fewer BSs.

That would be kind of cool, though, wouldn't it? A subtract function on both? Could get more than a bit weird, though. But weird = cool.  :tongue:

Damn, I worked hard for all those bitchslaps - had, oh, I dunno, something like 550. Then some admin schmuck erased 200 of 'em in a blink of an eye.



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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #61 on: January 26, 2011, 10:23:17 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:08:55 AM
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #62 on: January 26, 2011, 10:28:43 AM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on January 26, 2011, 10:14:19 AM
Brrruck!

Oh ok. Just gave you 352.

EC, the H5s don't affect Euph's goal. More H5s don't mean fewer BSs.

That would be kind of cool, though, wouldn't it? A subtract function on both? Could get more than a bit weird, though. But weird = cool.  :tongue:

It would slow his goal down though.

I did give you another BS since my time limit was up.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #63 on: January 26, 2011, 10:32:13 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 26, 2011, 10:28:43 AM
It would slow his goal down though.

I did give you another BS since my time limit was up.

And it was my turn to h5. Thanks, Jess!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #64 on: January 26, 2011, 10:34:49 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 26, 2011, 10:28:43 AM
It would slow his goal down though.

I did give you another BS since my time limit was up.

Ok, I must be stooopid; how does adding to H5s diminish his BSs, except insofar as you in particular aren't giving him BSs? Or is that what you meant Jess?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #65 on: January 26, 2011, 10:37:56 AM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on January 26, 2011, 10:34:49 AM
Ok, I must be stooopid; how does adding to H5s diminish his BSs, except insofar as you in particular aren't giving him BSs? Or is that what you meant Jess?

That would be how I'd interpret it. She'd be squandering a chance to bitchslap me for every h5 she dishes out.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #66 on: January 26, 2011, 10:43:22 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:09:50 AM
Love it! Were you dreaming of mitochondria, or nuclei?

Neither. I was dreaming of chemistry. Covalent and ionic bonding. Strange.

Has it been 15 minutes? I think so. I'm going with a "Louis Armstrong kicks ass" BS.

(I love the jazz stations on ITunes.)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #67 on: January 26, 2011, 10:45:32 AM »
The ****ers have knocked off ANOTHER 100 bitchslaps!!!!!!!!!!!!


 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

oh, God, my eyes are leaking with all the hilarity.......Can't.stop.laughing..........Mike from next door poked his head in the door and said, "WTF?"


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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #68 on: January 26, 2011, 10:46:55 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on January 26, 2011, 10:43:22 AM
Neither. I was dreaming of chemistry. Covalent and ionic bonding. Strange.

Has it been 15 minutes? I think so. I'm going with a "Louis Armstrong kicks ass" BS.

(I love the jazz stations on ITunes.)

Thank you sir! Gotta keep up the bitchslaps, yunno, because the admins are wipin' 'em out faster than you guys can put 'em in there!!!!!

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #69 on: January 26, 2011, 10:49:45 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:46:55 AM
Thank you sir! Gotta keep up the bitchslaps, yunno, because the admins are wipin' 'em out faster than you guys can put 'em in there!!!!!

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

I've been BS'ing you for an hour, Euph!  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #70 on: January 26, 2011, 10:53:51 AM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 26, 2011, 10:49:45 AM
I've been BS'ing you for an hour, Euph!  :-)

And I'm eternally grateful, you drumbeater!  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #71 on: January 26, 2011, 10:56:26 AM »
I'm getting "Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 2 hours."

Wasn't it 15 minutes just yesterday?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #72 on: January 26, 2011, 10:57:49 AM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on January 26, 2011, 10:56:26 AM
I'm getting "Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 2 hours."

Wasn't it 15 minutes just yesterday?

Yes, in Bangkok.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #73 on: January 26, 2011, 10:58:21 AM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on January 26, 2011, 10:56:26 AM
I'm getting "Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 2 hours."

Wasn't it 15 minutes just yesterday?

Same here.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #74 on: January 26, 2011, 10:59:45 AM »
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