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Top DUmmies of 2010: #07 DainBramaged
« on: December 28, 2010, 12:50:16 PM »
You know, franksolich is starting to get worried.

We're coming up to the last lap, the top five primitives, and unless there's some ties further on up, it looks as if many favorites of yesteryear might have bitten the dust, never even having made runners-up.

(Remember, franksolich doesn't know the winners but one at a time, in ascending order, as he makes the announcements.)

Another new face this year is the DainBramaged primitive, our esteemed colleague Tucker's favorite primitive.

The brain-damaged primitive is an older guy, in his late fifties, from New Jersey.

I think he's from New Jersey; someone feel free to correct me if not.

The brain-damaged primitive of course had become laughable, a les risibles primitive, long before this, but this, from a mere six weeks ago, was surely a classic:

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There is NO better source of news on the interwebs than DU, none   Updated at 1:21 AM
  
and I mean that.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,51509.0

the brain-damaged primitive's racially obsessed:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,39089.0

the brain-damaged primitive advertises conservativecave on Skins's island:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,39103.0

the brain-damaged primitive suggests Republicans should go hop around in the sack:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,39444.0

the brain-damaged primitive describes Scott Brown's (R-Massachusetts) campaign vehicle:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,39518.0

the brain-damaged primitive growing weary of politics:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,39753.0

the brain-damaged primitive gets his wrinkled old ass kissed:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,42083.0

the brain-damaged primitive wants to aim at winning in November:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,42278.0

the brain-damaged primitive telephones Eric Cantor (R-Virginia):

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,42301.0

the brain-damaged primitive gets over it:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,42417.0

the brain-damaged primitive invites "freepers" for cookies and cake:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,43195.0

the brain-damaged primitive done with the American dream, moves to an apartment:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,47770.0

the brain-damaged primitive describes union workers voting themselves out of their jobs:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,49213.0

the brain-damaged primitive shows himself a racist:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,46726.0

the brain-damaged primitive thinks corporations out to hurt the Big Zero, Dems:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,49657.0

the brain-damaged primitive confronts a customer:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,50283.0

the brain-damaged primitive wants to hop around in the sack with Republicans:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,50335.0

the brain-damaged primitive calls the races early:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,50438.0

the brain-damaged primitive urges the other primitives to get out and vote:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,50571.0

Lord Marblehead EarlG condescends to listen to the brain-damaged primitive:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,50763.0

the brain-damaged primitive ogles Sarah Palin on television:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,51973.0

the brain-damaged primitive goes to the laundromat:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,52116.0

the brain-damaged primitive won't be silenced:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,52217.0

the brain-damaged primitive has a serious question for the 0bamaites:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,52273.0

the brain-damaged primitive has to do something constructive:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,52342.0

the brain-damaged primitive cries:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,52367.0
« Last Edit: December 29, 2010, 09:09:13 PM by franksolich »
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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2010, 01:17:25 PM »
Congrats Dainbramaged. You have cemented your place in idiot history. You should be proud.

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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2010, 01:35:33 PM »
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DainBramaged  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-13-10 02:31 AM
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Conservative turds in caves, so juvenile and weak
Their lives are so meaningless they need to talk about US in a special section. What a bunch of complete **** ups. Losers in life, losers in love (unless they have blow up dolls) and losers without genitalia of any kind.

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Am I supposed to be insulted by a closeted, middle-aged, self-hating queen who saves his quarters up all week just to swallow anonymous pipes every Friday night down at whatever shithole adult book store NJ Transit can get him to without having to get a transfer????

This, the same unapologetic salad-tosser who can be found cruising Bayonne/Jersey City bathouses, clutching his towel around his waist, hoping against hope that the really cute twink he spotted last Saturday night will somehow miraculously show up again on a Tuesday, and suddenly crave some shrivelled, pale, uncircumsised mini-schlong?

Unfortunately, the Brain Damaged primitive invariably ends up doing what he ALWAYS does: squeezing off a quick one to whatever his dial-up service can handle off of alt.sex.pedophilia, not bothering to clean himself up as he hikes up his filthy, crusted drawers, ignoring the stench emanating from his foul, unwashed crotch, then rowing back to the Island in order to make himself feel oh-so-much better by pretending his pathetic, God-forsaken existence is somehow superior to those of us who actually get to make love to another human being who cherishes what we bring to their lives.

THIS is the guy who would presume to pass judgement upon me?!?!?!?

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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2010, 01:49:31 PM »
He's certainly chock full of concentrated, noxious hatred, with two scoops of stupid on top and a big ego perched above it all like a maraschino cherry. 
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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2010, 02:03:47 PM »
He's middle aged?  My brain places him firmly at 21 or so.  Old enough to get loaded, but not know much else, with the adolescent sense of humor retained from 7th grade.  His rants, insults, and turns of phrases are so childish, I could have sworn he was still a noobie in life, with much growing up to do.  Oh my.  Now I'm shocked. 

Congrats for placing anyway, Dainbramaged. 

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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2010, 02:13:22 PM »
He's middle aged?  My brain places him firmly at 21 or so.  Old enough to get loaded, but not know much else, with the adolescent sense of humor retained from 7th grade.  His rants, insults, and turns of phrases are so childish, I could have sworn he was still a noobie in life, with much growing up to do.  Oh my.  Now I'm shocked. 

Congrats for placing anyway, Dainbramaged. 

I've noticed alot of DUmmies are this way, emotionally and intellectually stunted.  This guy is a perfect example -- truly a miserable SOB and very worthy of a spot in the Top DUmmies.
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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2010, 02:19:32 PM »
I've noticed alot of DUmmies are this way, emotionally and intellectually stunted.  This guy is a perfect example -- truly a miserable SOB and very worthy of a spot in the Top DUmmies.

Large and frequent dosings of marijuana smoke tend to do that to a DUmbass.   :nobong:
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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2010, 02:43:56 PM »
Yes! Yes! Yes! BainDramaged deserves it beyond question IMO. I think he's just warming up. But that imagery you provoked, Hollywood . . .  :o

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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2010, 02:50:07 PM »
Yes! Yes! Yes! BainDramaged deserves it beyond question IMO. I think he's just warming up. But that imagery you provoked, Hollywood . . .  :o

Tess, I thoroughly apologize for the tone of my posts today. I fear I've crosssed a line or two.

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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2010, 02:51:05 PM »
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Conservative turds in caves, so juvenile and weak
Their lives are so meaningless they need to talk about US in a special section. What a bunch of complete **** ups. Losers in life, losers in love (unless they have blow up dolls) and losers without genitalia of any kind.

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1. That guy has more than a morbid fascination with DU. That is a psychotic
obsession with DU & the forum posters.  

Uh-oh! Someone got caught with a psychotic obsession! You know who you are! (DUmmies are experts on psychotic obsession.)

That thread was launched last year due to DUmmy DainBramaged's devastated outrage at his failure to make the Top 20. It evaporated into the ether after just a few minutes and one response.

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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2010, 03:16:32 PM »
^ You can always count on DainBramaged to deliver.

Tess, I thoroughly apologize for the tone of my posts today. I fear I've crosssed a line or two.

No problem, your posts were just too good in describing him, it was the subject(s), not your writing.

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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2010, 03:47:32 PM »
I'm sorry, I don't even want to congratulate him.
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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2010, 03:50:13 PM »
I'm sorry, I don't even want to congratulate him.

Just wait until the last five are unveiled.
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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2010, 03:52:22 PM »
Just wait until the last five are unveiled.
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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07
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Thankfully we won't be physically unveiling them.

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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2010, 05:08:41 PM »
For any DUmmy reading this and wants to get under the brain drains skin, mention that you like guns. It sends him into a frothing rage.

Look at me. I own guns and he has me on ignore.
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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2010, 05:47:48 PM »

This, the same unapologetic salad-tosser who can be found cruising Bayonne/Jersey City bathouses, clutching his towel around his waist, hoping against hope that the really cute twink he spotted last Saturday night will somehow miraculously show up again on a Tuesday, and suddenly crave some shrivelled, pale, uncircumsised mini-schlong?


Towels are so 1990's bath house.

Snuggies open up from the back.  I'm just sayin'. 

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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2010, 06:18:45 PM »
Towels are so 1990's bath house.

Snuggies open up from the back.  I'm just sayin'. 



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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07 DainBramaged
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2010, 03:38:27 PM »
From the lounge:

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You HAZZ to post your newest kitteh and goggie photos to end the year on a squeeee note

Middle-aged men talk like this?

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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07 DainBramaged
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2010, 04:29:36 PM »
From the lounge:

Middle-aged men talk like this?

Middle aged hell. He's over 60
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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07 DainBramaged
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2010, 07:37:14 AM »
From the lounge:

Middle-aged men talk like this?

Over-60 types who did lots of drugs in the 60s do.
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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07 DainBramaged
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2010, 09:10:39 AM »
From the lounge:

Middle-aged men talk like this?

Wth does that even mean?
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Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #07 DainBramaged
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2010, 09:34:26 AM »
Wth does that even mean?

Asking a primitive male to show a pic of his cat or a primitive woman to show how much balls she has.
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