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Anyone Who Quotes Monty Python after Being SHOT in the CHEST is a bad mofo
« on: March 10, 2008, 10:04:19 PM »
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3511901.ece
Fusilier Damien Hields used his grenade machinegun to destroy seven Taliban positions before his ambushers realised he was their main threat. After peppering his vehicle with bullets, they hit the 24-year-old soldier. He had to be dragged off for treatment by his driver after he tried to continue fighting.
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Hields said: “It turned out the bullet had smashed a rib and gone out of me again without touching any internal organs which was very lucky. It was just a flesh wound really.”
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OUTSTANDING!
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Re: Anyone Who Quotes Monty Python after Being SHOT in the CHEST is a bad mofo
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2008, 07:21:36 AM »
A tiger?  In Afghanistan?

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Re: Anyone Who Quotes Monty Python after Being SHOT in the CHEST is a bad mofo
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2008, 07:23:15 AM »
Better watch out for the killer rabbit.   :-)
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Re: Anyone Who Quotes Monty Python after Being SHOT in the CHEST is a bad mofo
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2008, 07:32:44 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 11, 2008, 07:23:15 AM
Better watch out for the killer rabbit.   :-)

And The Spanish Inquisition . . .
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Re: Anyone Who Quotes Monty Python after Being SHOT in the CHEST is a bad mofo
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2008, 07:56:14 AM »
Quote from: Muddyemms on March 11, 2008, 07:32:44 AM
Quote from: lug-nut on March 11, 2008, 07:23:15 AM
Better watch out for the killer rabbit.   :-)

And The Spanish Inquisition . . .
"I'm not dead yet"...   :-)
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Re: Anyone Who Quotes Monty Python after Being SHOT in the CHEST is a bad mofo
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2008, 08:36:11 AM »
Quote from: Muddyemms on March 11, 2008, 07:32:44 AM
Quote from: lug-nut on March 11, 2008, 07:23:15 AM
Better watch out for the killer rabbit.   :-)

And The Spanish Inquisition . . .

Wait -- NO ONE expects The Spanish Inquisition!
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Re: Anyone Who Quotes Monty Python after Being SHOT in the CHEST is a bad mofo
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2008, 11:09:36 AM »
This--is an EX-TALIBAN!
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Re: Anyone Who Quotes Monty Python after Being SHOT in the CHEST is a bad mofo
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2008, 11:48:09 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 11, 2008, 08:36:11 AM
Quote from: Muddyemms on March 11, 2008, 07:32:44 AM
Quote from: lug-nut on March 11, 2008, 07:23:15 AM
Better watch out for the killer rabbit.   :-)

And The Spanish Inquisition . . .

Wait -- NO ONE expects The Spanish Inquisition!


Their chief weapon is fear!  Fear and surprise!
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"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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Re: Anyone Who Quotes Monty Python after Being SHOT in the CHEST is a bad mofo
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2008, 07:47:51 PM »
Quote from: Muddyemms on March 11, 2008, 11:48:09 AM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 11, 2008, 08:36:11 AM
Quote from: Muddyemms on March 11, 2008, 07:32:44 AM
Quote from: lug-nut on March 11, 2008, 07:23:15 AM
Better watch out for the killer rabbit.   :-)

And The Spanish Inquisition . . .

Wait -- NO ONE expects The Spanish Inquisition!


Their chief weapon is fear!  Fear and surprise!

No, our chief weapons are fear ,suprise and intimidation!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Anyone Who Quotes Monty Python after Being SHOT in the CHEST is a bad mofo
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2008, 07:52:24 PM »
“Always look on the bright side of life.”  :cheersmate:
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Re: Anyone Who Quotes Monty Python after Being SHOT in the CHEST is a bad mofo
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2008, 07:57:45 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on March 10, 2008, 10:04:19 PM
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3511901.ece
Fusilier Damien Hields used his Holy grenade machinegun to destroy seven Taliban positions before his ambushers realised he was their main threat. After peppering his vehicle with bullets, they hit the 24-year-old soldier. He had to be dragged off for treatment by his driver after he tried to continue fighting.
<<SNIP>>
Hields said: “It turned out the bullet had smashed a rib and gone out of me again without touching any internal organs which was very lucky. It was just a flesh wound really.”
 :bow:
OUTSTANDING!

oops... this should have been the first response... (had to look it up to get it right)
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“And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”

Joking aside, bad mofo is gall damn right. God Bless out troops!
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
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Re: Anyone Who Quotes Monty Python after Being SHOT in the CHEST is a bad mofo
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2008, 06:57:38 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 11, 2008, 07:47:51 PM
Quote from: Muddyemms on March 11, 2008, 11:48:09 AM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 11, 2008, 08:36:11 AM
Quote from: Muddyemms on March 11, 2008, 07:32:44 AM
Quote from: lug-nut on March 11, 2008, 07:23:15 AM
Better watch out for the killer rabbit.   :-)

And The Spanish Inquisition . . .

Wait -- NO ONE expects The Spanish Inquisition!


Their chief weapon is fear!  Fear and surprise!

No, our chief weapons are fear ,suprise and intimidation!!!!!!!!!!

Our three weapons are fear, surprise, intimidation, and a fanatical devotion to the Pope . . . Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, intimidation, a fanatical devotion to the Pope and a ruthless efficiency! . . . I'll come in again.
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"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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