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With Baby Formula Shortage, Pete Buttigieg Forced To Chestfeed
« on: May 13, 2022, 11:30:18 AM »
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With Baby Formula Shortage, Pete Buttigieg Forced To Chestfeed

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-baby-formula-shortage-pete-buttigieg-forced-to-chestfeed

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—With infant formula shortages reaching crisis levels across the nation, Pete Buttigieg is struggling to find food for his twin babies and has been forced to resort to chestfeeding.

"Well, I'm sad it's come to this, but we have no choice. We have to chestfeed," said Buttigieg to his husband Chasten. "With any luck, we'll be able to harvest enough chestfluid to keep these babies nourished."

Chasten Buttigieg then looked on in horror as his husband Pete attempted to chestfeed two nursing babies.

Will the babies hack up hairballs a couple of weeks from now?
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Re: With Baby Formula Shortage, Pete Buttigieg Forced To Chestfeed
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2022, 11:54:05 AM »
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Re: With Baby Formula Shortage, Pete Buttigieg Forced To Chestfeed
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2022, 12:06:59 PM »
Quote from: enslaved1 on May 13, 2022, 11:54:05 AM


And mind bleach. I'll add a warning to my OP.
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Re: With Baby Formula Shortage, Pete Buttigieg Forced To Chestfeed
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2022, 01:42:16 PM »
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Re: With Baby Formula Shortage, Pete Buttigieg Forced To Chestfeed
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