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Oh my.

A new wunderkind on Skins's island.

I wonder if it's real; there some reasons for doubt.

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AsherHeimermann  (18 posts) Sun Jul-27-08 07:20 PM
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Hello from Asher Heimermann   

My name is Asher Heimermann from Sheboygan, Wisconsin. I am 14 years of age and this is my fouth year involved in politics and government. I have submitted countless letters to political and government leaders as well as international leaders. I've been volunteering for Senator Barack Obama since June, 2007. Last week, I reached my fundraising goal of $3,000 for Senator Obama.

I have decided to get involved for multiple reasons, the primary reason being today a lot political views of the youth are not heard and I feel it is an important to make a difference. I invite you to visit my official website at www.AsherHeimermann.com to learn more about me and my involvement in politics and government.

If you have any questions, please e-mail me at asher@asherheimermann.com . I look forward to sharing my views and thoughts on Democratic Underground.

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OAS  (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-27-08 07:22 PM
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1. Hi Asher, welcome

Guess who shows up.

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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-27-08 07:25 PM
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5. Welcome to DU, Asher.
   
I'm off to check your site.

Hmmmm.

It's very odd.

Lil Ava doesn't show up to greet her replacement.

But I dunno; maybe Lil Ava like franksolich suspects this isn't real.
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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2008, 07:54:53 PM »
I think our Li'l Eva reference predates some of us...
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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2008, 08:03:14 PM »
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Heimermann+from+Sheboygan%2C+Wisconsin&btnG=Google+Search

Lardy!  She's one busy little munchkin.  She even has an internet radio show!

I wonder if she has proper parenting?  That young girl in Missouri who killed herself because of the internet was just one year younger.

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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2008, 08:03:43 PM »
Perhaps Ava has been dethroned :

This kid exists and seems to be what he claims to be...

He has been around for a bit acting like a typical liberal and nothing like a normal person of that age.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Suspected_sock_puppets/Asher_Heimermann

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1jvAbSN3AA


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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2008, 08:07:46 PM »
Reverse the numbers in the "14".
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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2008, 08:17:54 PM »
Reverse the numbers in the "14".

That's what I'm thinking, if this is even real, which it might not be.

I mean, I've met some really really really cerebral kids of Judaic derivation in real life, but--
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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2008, 08:24:40 PM »
Reverse the numbers in the "14".

That's what I'm thinking, if this is even real, which it might not be.

I mean, I've met some really really really cerebral kids of Judaic derivation in real life, but--
I doubt it's real. You can lie about your name, your job, your anything online.
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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2008, 08:39:42 PM »
I'm very disappointed, y'all are exposing my new mole. :evillaugh:
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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2008, 08:41:18 PM »
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I doubt it's real. You can lie about your name, your job, your anything online.

Watch that tube vid I linked to. The kid is real. However much he is being controlled in his behaviour by an external entity is not known.

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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2008, 08:42:29 PM »
I'm very disappointed, y'all are exposing my new mole. :evillaugh:

Sorry about that, sir.

Despite the links provided by our most esteemed colleague, LC EFA, I remain somewhat dubious about this being the real thing.
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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2008, 08:44:44 PM »
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I doubt it's real. You can lie about your name, your job, your anything online.

Watch that tube vid I linked to. The kid is real. However much he is being controlled in his behaviour by an external entity is not known.


A lot, if it is real. He says he's been in it for 4 years. If I was 10 and being forced into politics, I wouldn't be too happy.
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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2008, 08:52:16 PM »
She still needs to answer to those so-called death threats she fabricated.
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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2008, 08:54:12 PM »
She still needs to answer to those so-called death threats she fabricated.

The cows will come home, Hell will freeze over, and a butterfly whisking its wing against the Rock of Gibraltar once every million years will erode away the Rock, before that happens.

Lil Ava has a martyr psychosis, remember.
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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2008, 09:03:14 PM »
I'm very disappointed, y'all are exposing my new mole. :evillaugh:

What are you doing over there digging holes for? Don't you have a fantasy football league to put together? :uhsure: :-)
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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2008, 09:36:41 PM »
How any Jew could support Obama is beyond me.  He would let the state of Israel fry in a heartbeat.
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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2008, 09:46:16 PM »
How any Jew could support Obama is beyond me.  He would let the state of Israel fry in a heartbeat.

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There are those of Judaic derivation, as there are of Catholic derivation, who wish, really badly, to "blend into" what they perceive as the "dominant culture."

Even if it means giving up their spiritual, personal, and social beliefs.

Anything, just anything, so as to blend in.

Of course, it's highly debatable that the Obamakultur is the "dominant culture" in America today, but some people seem to think it is.  And of course, one has the news media promoting the idea that it's hip, it's cool, it's trendy, it's with it, to be an Obamaite.  And who with a weak mind and character doesn't want to be hip, cool, trendy, with it?

Even if it means not being true to oneself, abandoning those spiritual, personal, and social values that one knows are good and decent values.  Just so one blends in.

Of course, I don't have to tell you the subsequent fate of such people, the weak-minded who give up dull gold for shiny brass; the shelves in libraries and bookstores groan under the weight of such stories.
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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2008, 10:36:53 PM »

The cows will come home, Hell will freeze over, and a butterfly whisking its wing against the Rock of Gibraltar once every million years will erode away the Rock, before that happens.

Lil Ava has a martyr psychosis, remember.

True, she is likes to paint herself as a victim and martyr.
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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2008, 10:50:09 PM »
I wonder if he got permission from the Johnsonville Bratwurst Co. (or the Sheboygan JayCee's) to put their logos on his website.  The rest of it just looks like links to other places and clips and quotes of what other people have said. 

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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2008, 11:02:06 PM »
How any Jew could support Obama is beyond me.  He would let the state of Israel fry in a heartbeat.

Gas chamber mentality perhaps?
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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2008, 05:45:44 AM »
I didn't go to his site but his DUmmie OP says he's been active in politics for four years??? So he was writing letters at 10?

Um mm...
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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2008, 06:07:44 AM »
10 is about the average maturity level of a DUmmy so that is fitting I guess.


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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2008, 06:15:23 AM »
So it raised $3,000 for Obama..........why does that make W. C. Fields come to mind? "Go away kid. You bother me."
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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2008, 10:28:58 AM »
Seems Ava already knows Heimer:

http://www.avasarmy.com/

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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2008, 12:52:43 PM »
The last post on her blog was July 4th????


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Re: Lil Ava dethroned on Skins's island? possible usurper appears
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2008, 01:04:09 PM »
The last post on her blog was July 4th????

Well, hard to blog when people aren't reading.  How the mighty have fallen.  The DUmp is her life support.  Once she's out of vogue there, she will finally pass into obscurity like she has long deserved.