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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2010, 10:52:56 PM »
LOL  :rotf:

There are, however, more (ahem) "gentle" options...

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2010, 11:06:39 PM »
There are, however, more (ahem) "gentle" options...



Do tell.....

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2010, 11:17:14 PM »
Do tell.....

Google, "Kitty Shaver."  Ignore the "Hello Kitty" ones.  Sadly, I am kind of behind a filter here at work or else I could post one.  Way back when, in my married days, there was one in the house, and a very handy item it was indeed.
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2010, 08:26:20 AM »
Google, "Kitty Shaver." 

heh -- NOT gonna do that!!  :lmao:

After the EpiLady fiasco, there was the at-home waxing kits which was NOT a better idea!  These days it's a Schick Quattro -- no pain, no fuss!
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2010, 09:04:25 AM »
Why. In God's Holy Name. Are there. No pictures in. This. Thread.

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2010, 09:15:47 AM »
The Ronco Cooter Comb!  Only $19.95!  But wait!  Act now and you get TWO Cooter Combs for the same low price.  That's a $40.00 value for only $19.95 (plus S&H).

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2010, 09:24:14 AM »
The Ronco Cooter Comb!  Only $19.95!  But wait!  Act now and you get TWO Cooter Combs for the same low price.  That's a $40.00 value for only $19.95 (plus S&H).

That's gotta be Vince!!
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #32 on: April 01, 2010, 09:33:02 AM »
Ah, a different name.  Try "bikini shaver"...

http://www.all-beauty.net/bikini.htm
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2010, 10:25:03 AM »
The new ones are supposed to be better now. 

This is the one I ordered:  LINK




What I can't figure out is why she keeps using it and screaming in pain. Maybe she's doing it wrong.

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2010, 10:46:51 AM »
What I can't figure out is why she keeps using it and screaming in pain. Maybe she's doing it wrong.

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She must be doing it wrong, she said in the beginning that she had already tried it under her arm and that it was bleeding.  You are supposed to pull your skin taut.  I think I would start on my legs first if I were her.   

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2010, 11:51:06 AM »
Ha!  You would have to pay me to see it.

If this is a real offer, I'm so there!   :naughty:

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2010, 11:52:54 AM »
Everywhere baby!

Okay, that's just wrong.  I now have visions of you using it on your upper lip.

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2010, 12:09:22 PM »
Okay, that's just wrong.  I now have visions of you using it on your upper lip.



LOL  made me laugh. 

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2010, 12:27:20 PM »
Silly boy, if my husband bought me one I would think he thought I was a Wookie.  Men....you never learn.   :p

Sure we do, we like "things" baby-smooth.    



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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2010, 01:13:16 PM »
Sure we do, we like "things" baby-smooth.  

Speak for yourself, bub.

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2010, 02:09:28 PM »
Speak for yourself, bub.

So you like Wookies? 

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2010, 04:30:21 PM »
OK I am obsessed with watching eiplator youtube videos.   I found this one, only a little lib teenager could tie epilating and "world issues" together in one video.  She is pretty cute for a DU'er in the making though.

[youtube=425,350]CY_8WpZh8qE[/youtube]

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2010, 05:31:25 PM »
Any good beard trimmer works....

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2010, 09:43:44 PM »
So I got it today  Used it, it didn't hurt as bad as I thought.  I must have a high pain tolerance.  Then again I only did my legs......

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2010, 10:27:28 PM »
I prefer a wax job may hurt lik a son of a bitch at the time but more time in between
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2010, 10:51:14 PM »
I prefer a wax job may hurt lik a son of a bitch at the time but more time in between

Why would waxing last longer than using an epilator?  Both are basically the same concept, ripping the hair out.  One is all at once, while the other is slower.  I waxed my legs once, it bled.  :bawl: 

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2010, 10:55:05 PM »
I just seem to find that waxing lasts longer
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2010, 11:01:36 PM »
I just seem to find that waxing lasts longer

Do you wax yourself or have someone else do it? 

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2010, 11:20:03 PM »
I go and have it done the girl that does it is brutal LOL
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #49 on: April 02, 2010, 12:14:10 AM »
Why would waxing last longer than using an epilator?  Both are basically the same concept, ripping the hair out.  One is all at once, while the other is slower.  I waxed my legs once, it bled.  :bawl: 

I waxed the bikini area once...day before I left for Hawaii. It was a good thing it monsooned the first 3 days we were there. Gave time for the horrendous bruising a chance to fade to yellow... :bawl: The yellow blended in with my tan....
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