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Offline ReardenSteel

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Not saying "nuts" on T.V.
« on: July 11, 2008, 07:57:04 PM »
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2008/07/10/thursday-funnies-you-cant-say-nuts-television

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Thursday Funnies: You Can't Say 'Nuts' on Television
By Noel Sheppard (Bio | Archive)
July 10, 2008 - 21:39 ET 

George Carlin, the comedian who died a few weeks ago, became famous practically overnight due to his controversial routine about the seven words you can't say on television.

Apparently, Carlin was wrong, because there's another word you can't say: NUTS.

Of course, it goes without saying that if you're referring to food, or someone's sanity, this four-letter word is just fine.

However, if you're talking about someone's naughty bits, as the following hysterical video created by our friends at 23/6 demonstrates, this seemingly innocent word doesn't slip off the tongue very easily (h/t TVNewser, photo courtesy ABC News):

Video at link.  :-)
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Re: Not saying "nuts" on T.V.
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2008, 08:01:17 PM »
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Re: Not saying "nuts" on T.V.
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2008, 08:06:13 PM »
hahahahahaha! In this day, nobody has the balls to say nuts.

If Jesse does nothing else in his life, he will have at least raised the awareness of how truly ridiculous we have become.


nutsnutsnutsnutsnutsnutsnutsnutsnutsnuts
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nutsnutsnutsnutsnutsnutsnutsnutsnutsnuts
nutsnutsnutsnutsnutsnutsnutsnutsnutsnuts


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Not saying "nuts" on T.V.
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2008, 08:12:58 PM »
Awww, testicles.  :(


Nope.  Doesn't have the same ring.
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Re: Not saying "nuts" on T.V.
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2008, 08:15:46 PM »
The media choking on his nuts...?.... bwahahahaha. :evillaugh:

They can't write better comedy than this....
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Re: Not saying "nuts" on T.V.
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2008, 09:33:10 PM »
oh but Jane Hanoi Fonda can say the "C" word!  :mental:
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Re: Not saying "nuts" on T.V.
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2008, 09:48:34 PM »
Hey... :hammer:

Some of us are proud of our nuts...especially the lug type.   :-)
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Re: Not saying "nuts" on T.V.
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2008, 06:16:43 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on July 11, 2008, 09:48:34 PM
Hey... :hammer:

Some of us are proud of our nuts...especially the lug type.   :-)

I think there needs to be nut therapy.
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Re: Not saying "nuts" on T.V.
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2008, 09:37:51 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 12, 2008, 06:16:43 AM
Quote from: lug-nut on July 11, 2008, 09:48:34 PM
Hey... :hammer:

Some of us are proud of our nuts...especially the lug type.   :-)

I think there needs to be nut therapy.

there ya go lug-nut, sounds like she's volunteering  :naughty:
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Re: Not saying "nuts" on T.V.
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2008, 11:56:57 AM »
Quote from: docstew on July 12, 2008, 09:37:51 AM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 12, 2008, 06:16:43 AM
Quote from: lug-nut on July 11, 2008, 09:48:34 PM
Hey... :hammer:

Some of us are proud of our nuts...especially the lug type.   :-)

I think there needs to be nut therapy.

there ya go lug-nut, sounds like she's volunteering  :naughty:

The first step is to say the word.  :-)
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