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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1375 on: December 22, 2013, 07:34:51 PM »
That is a weird dream.

I came from a large family of voracious readers--we didn't have television in the house, but apparently nobody felt the lack, as I don't recall anyone whining about it--and it was common to read at the dinner-table.  The whole family, whatever was still at home the time I was around (many had already gone away to college or marriage), always dined together.

At breakfast, for example, one would see my father at the head of the table, reading the Omaha World-Herald, and then around the corner from him, my younger brother reading Mad magazine.  Then there would be one of my older sisters, reading Modern Bride, and at the other end of the table, one of my older brothers, reading the sports pages of the Denver Post.  Then my mother, reading Women's Day, and in between her and my father, the young lad franksolich reading a 1923 edition of the Saturday Evening Post someone had found in his garage, and given me.

And then at lunch, there was my father again, reading the Saturday Review (the mail had come in by then), then my younger brother reading Boy's Life, and one of my older sisters, reading Madamoiselle, then one of my older brothers reading the Weekly Sporting News, after which my mother, reading the Catholic Digest and finally myself, my face buried in an 1887 edition of Harper's Weekly someone had found in his attic, and given me.

Finally, at supper, my father would be reading the Lincoln Evening Journal, then my younger brother Outdoor Life, and one of my older sisters, the latest issue of Vanity Fair.  After which one of my older brothers, reading the sports pages of the Chicago Tribune, my mother with the Reader's Digest, and finally myself, preoccupied with a 1902 edition of Life magazine (the long-defunct humor magazine, not the later magazine) someone had found in his basement and given me.

So my knowledge of "current events" was, uh, rather dated.  I grew up knowing more about Benito Mussolini than I did about Lyndon Johnson.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1376 on: December 23, 2013, 11:46:33 AM »
A bump back to the top of the DUmpster for you, Doug.   :-)
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1377 on: December 23, 2013, 03:00:45 PM »
A bump back to the top of the DUmpster for you, Doug.   :-)
Like the bump you just ran over and you hope wasn't any living thing.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1378 on: December 24, 2013, 09:09:16 AM »
I think that bump was Doug.
Anyone want to go back and check?
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1379 on: December 24, 2013, 09:12:18 AM »
Boil the watch, then.
All the DUmmies care about is having pot somewhere in the equation.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1380 on: December 24, 2013, 09:42:11 AM »
All the DUmmies care about is having pot somewhere in the equation.
And getting baked.
Oven not included.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1381 on: December 24, 2013, 10:02:23 AM »
I think that bump was Doug.
Anyone want to go back and check?

What bump?
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1382 on: December 24, 2013, 10:03:41 AM »
What bump?
Back up and see if you feel it again.
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1383 on: December 24, 2013, 10:21:21 AM »
Back up and see if you feel it again.

Now I see it. I initially thought that Dougie had a mole on CC and he was responsible for a bump.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1384 on: December 24, 2013, 10:31:14 AM »
In addition to views and replies, the Doug threads must have the longevity record by a mile, having been more or less constantly active for over four months now.

It's rare for one simple malicious act against an employer to result in such a prominent internet presence.

I'd venture to say there's not another DUmpmonkey in existence who has built such a cyber legacy.

You might say, "What about New York Times best-selling author William Pitt? Surely those anti-Bush pamphlets his mother had printed have made him more prominent than a one-eyed, sloppy-fat, pottymouthed, New Jersey DOS expert."

You would be wrong. If you nadin his name, you have to scroll through many pages of successful, sober Pitts before you find any mention of the comical, unemployable, alcoholic moonbat of the DUmp.

When you nadin Doug's name, you're inundated with information on his act of sabotage, reactions from both moonbats and normal people, along with his only earlier accomplishment, a trademark on the word "jizz".

Doug has achieved everlasting fame in the real world. No other DUmmy can make that claim.


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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1385 on: December 24, 2013, 10:41:12 AM »
Now I see it. I initially thought that Dougie had a mole on CC and he was responsible for a bump.
Well, he made a bump sound when Skul ran over him.
Tucker didn't feel it
So he had to back up and see if he felt it again.
I just instigated it a little.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1386 on: December 24, 2013, 10:41:26 AM »


When you nadin Doug's name, you're inundated with information on his act of sabotage, reactions from both moonbats and normal people, along with his only earlier accomplishment, a trademark on the word "jizz".

Doug has achieved everlasting fame in the real world. No other DUmmy can make that claim.



I'm sure a potential employer has noticed the same thing. Doug's screwn every which way from Sunday.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1387 on: December 24, 2013, 10:55:59 AM »
My favorite part of Doug's internet presence is the fact that all of our avatars appear on his Google images page. 

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1388 on: December 24, 2013, 12:21:05 PM »
My favorite part of Doug's internet presence is the fact that all of our avatars appear on his Google images page. 

I had not scrolled past the first page of results before, but it only gets better:

https://www.google.com/search?q=doug+bulna&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=WtC5UtyJEOeX2QX65ICQAg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=896

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1390 on: December 24, 2013, 02:08:28 PM »
I see a lot of walruses.

I know.  I now see the genius behind Big Dog's walrus photo blitzkrieg.  :rofl:

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1391 on: December 24, 2013, 03:18:39 PM »
Well, he made a bump sound when Skul ran over him.
Tucker didn't feel it
So he had to back up and see if he felt it again.
I just instigated it a little.
I'm gonna pull forward again and see if Tucker feels it this time.
I can repeat the process as much as needed.  Honest, I don't mind.  :-)
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1392 on: December 24, 2013, 08:47:07 PM »
I'm gonna pull forward again and see if Tucker feels it this time.
I can repeat the process as much as needed.  Honest, I don't mind.  :-)

We need only 75 more comments, to pull ahead of the porno thread in the Shortbus forum.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1393 on: December 24, 2013, 09:03:21 PM »
Doug once claimed to have a daughter.

It was probably a lie, since Doug's a DUmmy and DUmmies lie all the time.

If she exists, I hope she nadins Doug's name, just for the little increment of humiliation it would add to Doug's burden.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1394 on: December 24, 2013, 11:07:47 PM »
We need only 75 more comments, to pull ahead of the porno thread in the Shortbus forum.

Good heavens, pulling ahead of a porno in a short bus!  That sounds like some serious business - I need to get on board with that!

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1395 on: December 24, 2013, 11:09:49 PM »
We need only 75 more comments, to pull ahead of the porno thread in the Shortbus forum.

Not the porno thread! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1397 on: December 25, 2013, 12:09:37 AM »
I'm gonna pull forward again and see if Tucker feels it this time.
I can repeat the process as much as needed.  Honest, I don't mind.  :-)
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1398 on: December 25, 2013, 12:24:52 AM »
What's that splat in the road?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1399 on: December 25, 2013, 02:25:08 AM »
This thread is just priceless.

It is the gift that keeps on giving lol.


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