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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #950 on: October 05, 2013, 06:19:11 PM »
Well now, not everybody can be a PoP; it takes something special to be a primitive of prominence.

Starting in January, I'll try harder.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #951 on: October 05, 2013, 06:23:24 PM »
Starting in January, I'll try harder.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #952 on: October 05, 2013, 06:28:29 PM »
The trick is to be different from the faceless lynch mob.

I'll pose as a Marxist drug addict that doesn't work, sponging off of the Government for my very existence while bashing conservative for being against abortion, gay marriage and brown people.

How's that persona?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #953 on: October 06, 2013, 05:46:58 AM »
Oh now, let's be posting comments of substance here; since we still don't know his fate, I suggest we write stuff encouraging to the brain-damaged primitive, so he doesn't lose heart.

<<<nice guy.

Last night, before going to bed, I happened to glance over towards one bookcase, noticing two books there that a very long time ago belonged to my father, and pre-date me by almost a generation, Osa Johnson's I Married Adventure and Four Years In Paradise, both published circa 1940, and original editions.

I dunno if a library in urban northern New Jersey would have them any more, but if the brain-damaged primitive sees them, I suggest he check them out, so as to gain inspiration from the story of the first people to encounter, study, and photograph various groups of primitive cultures of the South Seas and other places, circa 1910-1940.

It was dangerous work, fraught with both physical peril and considerable financial instability, but this couple valiantly pressed on, illuminating the outside world of the nature and lives of people very much different from us.

I first read both books at the age of 8 years; not that I was an especially precocious reader, but more so that Osa Johnson had a plain, straightforward writing style reflective of her childhood in Kansas, and while compressed with much information, even a child had no problem comprehending it.

I'd first read them at the suggestion of an older brother who was in college, and who used to send me reading lists.  This brother, like all the others, was a hippie, and I suspect he was trying to "convert" me.  I diligently read each book he suggested, and diligently wrote him back, giving my impressions.

I think he was disappointed that most of the conclusions I drew were contrary to the impressions he'd hoped I'd draw.

Now, the brain-damaged primitive is much too old and voluntarily closed-minded to embark upon a novel career of studying and recording exotic societies--although he himself might prove interesting to people who've never seen a walrus before, and try to dine on him--but that's not why he should read these books.

He should read these books simply to be inspired, motivated, by two people who did such extraordinary things against such daunting, formidable, fearsome, obstacles.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #954 on: October 06, 2013, 07:02:46 AM »
I'll pose as a Marxist drug addict that doesn't work, sponging off of the Government for my very existence while bashing conservative for being against abortion, gay marriage and brown people.

How's that persona?
Tavernturd already has that taken. You'll need to modify it a bit.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #956 on: October 06, 2013, 09:57:07 AM »

http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/printthread/Board/20/main/210732/type/thread

Osa was a cutie.
I scrolled down through that link...some damn fine rifles shown...think I need a cold shower now...oh, and the girl don't look bad either.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #957 on: October 06, 2013, 10:03:59 AM »
I'll pose as a Marxist drug addict that doesn't work, sponging off of the Government for my very existence while bashing conservative for being against abortion, gay marriage and brown people.

How's that persona?

Those are the basic requirements, the Coach said to stand out. A muslim that loves King Barky but disapproves of drone strikes. :whistling:

But this is about sabotage by Doug Bulna.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #958 on: October 06, 2013, 03:12:56 PM »
Those are the basic requirements, the Coach said to stand out. A muslim that loves King Barky but disapproves of drone strikes. :whistling:

But this is about sabotage by Doug Bulna.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #959 on: October 06, 2013, 03:25:11 PM »
Bovine excrement!  You do what you can to win. :tongue:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #960 on: October 06, 2013, 04:21:01 PM »
what?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #961 on: October 06, 2013, 05:28:30 PM »
Win a months free computer tech work provided by D. Bulna enterprises. He'll work while you watch TV-but he gets to choose the station.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #962 on: October 06, 2013, 06:40:20 PM »
I found this, and thought it might help Doug out.  It explains why he's probably been in a particularly bad mood, only managing to post occasionally from his park bench:

Homeless Handbook:  Where to sleep?

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Advantages:  You aren't sleeping directly on the ground.  At least you are laying down.  Park and bus benches are fairly numerous.
Disadvantages:  Completely exposed to weather in most cases. You will get rousted.  You will get harassed.  You will get chased off. If you are lucky enough to have a blanket you cannot use it because most cities have these compassionate laws that say one cannot cover themselves with a blanket in public.  I won't bother to list the litany of pathetic 'reasons' for these laws.  The fact is they are aimed at YOU the homeless.  The city leaders don't want you around.  Period.  Any tactic to discourage you from being in THEIR city WILL be employed.  -Does it suck to be you or what?

Doug might want to try out some of the other suggestions at the link above.  Of particular interest to him would be under an overpass.  I'm sure New Jersey has plenty of those he could pick from.


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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #963 on: October 06, 2013, 06:45:36 PM »
Since frank is so big on helping Doug with his etiquette problem, I pulled this from the same link I previously supplied:

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Lets pause a moment to review:
    It sucks to be you.

 Moving right along, there are still a few related tips that you need to know about.  The big one is the late night potty break.  Hey, it happens to everyone and if there is no restroom nearby then ya gotta do what ya gotta do.  BUT, that doesn't mean you have to disengage the brain.  A big I Hate The Homeless rationale is the FACT, not belief, but fact, that so many of my fellow urban adventurists think they are cats out scent marking.  When nature calls, here are some do's and don'ts.  Do if possible have a large tinkle bottle (with cap please) handy to use.  Don't  empty it anywhere except a toilet.  If for some stupid reason you don't have a bottle....Do find an out of the way, little travelled spot.  Don't  make wee wee near ANY doors etc.  In fact, not near anyplace a person is likely to be.  Places like out by the dumpster maybe?  This may be your supermarket soon, so you certainly don't want to relieve yourself there.

 Do look for a patch of bare dirt.  Don't tinkle on the plants and especially lawns.  Your wee wee contains a little something called Uric Acid.  This acid will burn lawns and kill plants dead.  This is a no-no and seriously bad Ju-Ju.  Do look for a puddle of water or better still, running water etc.  Don't (for you guys) piss on the walls... it stains.  Or concrete... same deal AND the odor lingers in either case.

"But I gots to take a poo Jen-ny."

Did I mention that it sucks to be you?

Not much in the way of options here, Extreme Camper.  Use a bag.  Just because dogs poop on lawns is no excuse for you to.  

Also another point here.  Like our restroom visits to clean up, we ideally want to leave no trace of our ever having been there.  This along with being common courtesy is also in line with the TABS strategy.  More on TABS at a later date

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #964 on: October 06, 2013, 06:49:27 PM »
Since frank is so big on helping Doug with his etiquette problem, I pulled this from the same link I previously supplied:


Oh, but those might be more appropriate tips to pass onto Amber, if she shows up again (she didn't show up today, and as far as I know, yesterday either).

It's reasonable to assume the brain-damaged primitive had some cash stashed away in some form, maybe not much but enough to keep his place until he gets on unemployment or early retirement.

And then there's his daughter, who has a place, with whom he's very close.

I don't think the brain-damaged primitive's that bad off yet.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #965 on: October 06, 2013, 07:20:15 PM »
Oh, but those might be more appropriate tips to pass onto Amber, if she shows up again (she didn't show up today, and as far as I know, yesterday either).

It's reasonable to assume the brain-damaged primitive had some cash stashed away in some form, maybe not much but enough to keep his place until he gets on unemployment or early retirement.

And then there's his daughter, who has a place, with whom he's very close.

I don't think the brain-damaged primitive's that bad off yet.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #966 on: October 06, 2013, 11:36:57 PM »
Oh, but those might be more appropriate tips to pass onto Amber, if she shows up again (she didn't show up today, and as far as I know, yesterday either).
I agree those are great tips for Amber that should be cross-posted to the threads she follows, even though I now strongly suspect she's been in Joplin all this time, making up a tale for DOTY.

Amber is probably spending all her battery capacity trying to get signed up for that new free medical program the Kenyan has given us. There are rumors all over the innertube that it isn't actually free, but that's probably just racist trolls trying to make the Kenyan look bad.

If it's so bad, why are millions of people clogging up the website? It must be a really, really great program.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #967 on: October 07, 2013, 04:59:17 PM »
Well, another Monday has gone and went. 

If Doug still had a job, he'd be getting off work right about now. 

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #968 on: October 07, 2013, 05:00:30 PM »
Well, another Monday has gone and went. 

If Doug still had a job, he'd be getting off work right about now. 

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #969 on: October 07, 2013, 05:08:03 PM »
For all the grief that remote has given him, he should have broght it home and framed the damn thing.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #970 on: October 07, 2013, 05:27:42 PM »
For all the grief that remote has given him, he should have broght it home and framed the damn thing.
Anyone know how Dougies job is going?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #971 on: October 07, 2013, 05:34:17 PM »
Anyone know how Dougies job is going?


You know, the two threads here, along with the DUmmie FUnnies, remain on top in the google search for the brain-damaged primitive.  I wonder if that's destined to be a permanent state of affairs.

I suspect the brain-damaged primitive is now hanging around another message-board for malcontents somewhere, as he's learned the primitives on Skins's island don't care about him, despite all their former protestations of eternal friendship.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #972 on: October 07, 2013, 05:43:41 PM »
You know, the two threads here, along with the DUmmie FUnnies, remain on top in the google search for the brain-damaged primitive.  I wonder if that's destined to be a permanent state of affairs.

I suspect the brain-damaged primitive is now hanging around another message-board for malcontents somewhere, as he's learned the primitives on Skins's island don't care about him, despite all their former protestations of eternal friendship.
What a shame. Several have given the lad some good leads, and he continues to ignore them.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #973 on: October 07, 2013, 07:24:48 PM »
For all the grief that remote has given him, he should have broght it home and framed the damn thing.

I'm pretty sure that someone like Doug has brought home lots of things from Gearhart Chevrolet.

Everything from hand tools to light bulbs to toilet paper because, damn it, he's underpaid.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #974 on: October 07, 2013, 10:42:53 PM »
I'm pretty sure that someone like Doug has brought home lots of things from Gearhart Chevrolet.

Everything from hand tools to light bulbs to toilet paper because, damn it, he's underpaid.

Ya know, that's often been 'a bee in my bonnet', so to say.  I was the office gal who was responsible for the office supplies and I hated seeing supplies swiped mainly at the first of the school season (this also included some LEOs). 

But it happened in all the offices I worked in for 40 years.  I occasionally accidentally took a pen and felt guilty  :thatsright:
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