DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote (7-year anniversary 08-21-20)

[BlueStateSaint]

T minus 126.

Should there be a special category of DOTY for longest thread? What about for most consequences for a DUmb post?

All I know is Nadainthebrain is going down in my book. I expect a late and hard push by the bald dwarf down the stretch.

So do I.

C'mon, nads, make it interesting, at least! 

[Gern]

The only dark horse I can see is if Locust O's finally goes overboard and kills himself, which would immediately jettison him to the top of the running, albeit posthumously.

[Ptarmigan]

At this point, I think DainBramaged could be DUmmy Of The Year.

[Aristotelian]

The only dark horse I can see is if Locust O's finally goes overboard and kills himself, which would immediately jettison him to the top of the running, albeit posthumously.

Do you think he'd be a plain suicide? I see him killing his parents, then moping around the house with their corpses still in their chairs before killing himself as he can't cope with their absence.

[Skul]

Do you think he'd be a plain suicide? I see him killing his parents, then moping around the house with their corpses still in their chairs before killing himself as he can't cope with their absence.

Nah, he'd throw himself on the mercy of the court for being an orphan.

[Tess Anderson]

I think the skinner thread has made nadin much less likely to post, although she tries to claim otherwise:

Response to Skinner (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 02:10 PM

 nadinbrzezinski (126,333 posts)

47. I am expecting to have even more posts alerted





in an attempt to get them hidden. Yes, I can see how that will be abused. Mostly, it already has. It is to the point I expect THIS post to be alerted on.
 
Oh well, more folks will go to ignore.

As to the adds, thanks, some of us refuse to buy memberships any longer.

As to the changes in the jury system, that seems to be a change in the right direction, I will still refuse to alert or participate in it.

Dain was back making a non-animal post yesterday, he may start it up again.

[SarasotaRepub]

The only dark horse I can see is if Locust O's finally goes overboard and kills himself, which would immediately jettison him to the top of the running, albeit posthumously.

Hey Gern! What's happening???

DB probably does have a lock this year but maybe nadin can score an interview with Lord oBAMA!
Now that would be sweet!!! 

[Ralph Wiggum]

Hey Gern! What's happening???

DB probably does have a lock this year but maybe nadin can score an interview with Lord oBAMA!
Now that would be sweet!!! 

The Amber chick is making a run for it too. 

[SarasotaRepub]

The Amber chick is making a run for it too. 

If she is still breathing Jan. 1 2014 it will be a miracle...

[Tucker]

If she is still breathing Jan. 1 2014 it will be a miracle...

Winning the award posthumously is an option.

[SarasotaRepub]

Winning the award posthumously is an option.

True dat!!! 

[franksolich]

Dain was back making a non-animal post yesterday, he may start it up again.

A fat lot of good that's going to do him, though; until he comes clean, the primitives are going to be leery of him.

He has to come out like a man, explain to the primitives what happened, apologize to the primitives for always having been such a rectal aperture to them (especially the ones he put on "ignore"), and vow to become a better, wiser person by giving an open ear to opinions and insights with which he doesn't agree.

Otherwise, he's just going to complicate, exacerbate his problems, and being 62 years old, in ill health, unemployed, and friendless, he doesn't need any more problems.

[Mr Mannn]

Dain was back making a non-animal post yesterday, he may start it up again.

Joy! Is there a link?

[Gern]

Do you think he'd be a plain suicide? I see him killing his parents, then moping around the house with their corpses still in their chairs before killing himself as he can't cope with their absence.

True...He's the type to probably kill his parents and then go on DU and post about it, asking for advice for what to do.

[Gern]

Hey Gern! What's happening???

Hey SR!  Good to see you!

[GOBUCKS]

Doug Bulna has a long, long history at the DUmp, but has rarely if ever made a post worth mentioning or remembering until his catastrophic self-immolation.

Other than the wallduding, Doug has always been a boring, boring, boring DUmbass.

The wallduding itself qualifies him to finish in the money, but otherwise he's been nearly as boring as Ex-husband to Sparkly.

[GOBUCKS]

And I'm really pissed off at Skimmer's stupid note about shutting up DUmmies with too many hidden posts.

It's a clear shot at real lunatics like nutcase nadin, cutting off an outlet for their talent for entertainment.

It's also a shot against the DUmmy of the Year competition, by greatly reducing the material the funniest, craziest DUmmies can get online, and making it easier for less-unbalanced DUmpmonkeys to get undeserved consideration.

If he wants to get rid of stupid trolls, that's fine, but it's more likely his motivation is to quiet the embarrassing voices of insanity, like nadin, without which his site would be as boring as Mike Pantano.

 

[Linda]

Mike Pantano.

Who?

[obumazombie]

T-107
I had to hurry post to get the count right just in case someone had a reply about DB right before I could.

[jukin]

Winning the award posthumously is an option.

For me it would be preferred.

T minus 106. Double digits is coming.

[JohnnyReb]

Just found a pile of remotes in the rafters.....wonder who could have put them there?

[AllosaursRus]

I dunno, but I'm sticking with my resolution to keep this, and GOBUCKS' accompanying thread, on the front page at least until (a) nominations for the Top DUmmies of 2013 begin on Thanksgiving Eve or (b) the brain-damaged primitive shows up on Skins's island to explain and apologize to his fellow primitives.

It's wholly up to the brain-damaged primitive, no one else, how many views and comments this thread gets; if he's embarrassed by the publicity, he's got only himself to blame.

Narcissists enjoy any attention, franc. Just look at the messiah.

[franksolich]

Narcissists enjoy any attention, franc. Just look at the messiah.

I'm sure the brain-damaged primitive's reaction is different, though.

I'll bet he gets super depressed and despondent every time he comes here to check out this thread; maybe it's finally sinking into his head, what an ass he's been.

[jukin]

Double digits bitchez.

K&R!!

T minus 102.

[obumazombie]

Fox news is blocked on my TV, how did that happen ? And when ?
T-101