DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote (7-year anniversary 08-21-20)

[Mr Mannn]

DainBramaged is SOLELY to blame for what happened. He brought the whole thing on himself. 

Ptarmy, you are speaking common sense. I'm not sure Vesta knows that language.

[franksolich]

Ptarmy, you are speaking common sense. I'm not sure Vesta knows that language.

The problem here is that some people look at the primitives as people first, primitives second.

And decent and civilized people don't want "people" to get hurt.

However, the primitives are in a class of their own, and should always be viewed as primitives first, primitives second, primitives third......until one gets to, people tenth.

Only under the most dire of circumstances should one feel sorry for the primitives.

And this case of the brain-damaged primitive is far, far, far from dire.

[biersmythe]

Spoken like a true scientific observer. Agreed

[franksolich]

Spoken like a true scientific observer. Agreed.

Thank you, sir.  My thought is that God gave us judgement, to discern the differences between things.

Just as one can tell the difference between a plant and a rock, or between the sky and the soil, one is supposed to determine the difference between people and primitives.

Humanity is worth one's while; primitives, no.

[freedumb2003b]

For some reason I am not cheering about Doug's problems.

Perhaps I am just a softy but we all get ourselves in a mess from time---Even a fish would not get in trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

  This poor schmuck decided to do something to make,---The boys to cheer and the ladies to all turn out as Dougie came marching home from war with the Conservatives.

This is NO reason to destroy his life and manhood,      So as Frank says this man is a knuckle head, and a real Jerk, he is just one of many liberals we work with or deal with today.   They be all over the place, some in the last places we would expect to find them.

They be in our Churches, in our schools in our Police and Fire Departments. Our landlords or in the banks we need a loan from,   these knuckle heads are on our Town commissions and boards.  

They try to keep their screw up ideas to them selves for their jobs.    Then along comes Doug that has no idea of how to get a point across, he hangs himself on his own Petard.    He in fact OUTS the like minded that want to stay in the closet.  His statements as a Liberal make all Libs look really bad, nasty and conniving, sort of removing the curtain to the wizard of OZ to see who is running things.

I say Hooray for Doug, he has out his people and when one finds ONE Doug there are millions just like him.

When you are out camping, you kill the spider that is in your tent even if there are billions of them out there.

But we appreciate your giving us a textbook example of what a Non sequitur look like.

[BattleHymn]

The problem here is that some people look at the primitives as people first, primitives second.

However, the primitives are in a class of their own, and should always be viewed as primitives first, primitives second, primitives third......until one gets to, people tenth.

Only under the most dire of circumstances should one feel sorry for the primitives.

Can you recall a time when you felt sorry for a primitive?

[Tucker]

Well, eventually the thread will cool and sink, but I don't think anyone will forget such a spectacular wallduding.

I can't think of any current DUmmy that is more deserving.

[I_B_Perky]

Can you recall a time when you felt sorry for a primitive?

Yes.  I feel sorry they don't move to Cuba or North Korea. 

[franksolich]

I can't think of any current DUmmy that is more deserving.

The brain-damaged primitive should be in clover.

Think of it.

0bomba's president, and all's strawberries-and-cream; no unemployment, money in everybody's pocket and a chicken in every pot, free medical care for all, clean air, open and honest government, the evil Repubs in disarray, peace in the world, the lion laying down with the lamb, &c., &c., 8c.

Now, if he'd lost a job when Bush was president, he'd really be suffering.

So what's there to feel sorry for him? 

[Tess Anderson]

He just made another thread in the pet subforum:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/116113123

this must be Doug's version of the silent treatment. 

[franksolich]

He just made another thread in the pet subforum:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/116113123

this must be Doug's version of the silent treatment. 

Oh my.

Sunday, September 8, about supper-time.

Maybe the primitives lurking here should go back to Skins's island and "howdy" him.

[Delmar]

He just made another thread in the pet subforum:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/116113123

this must be Doug's version of the silent treatment. 

Just a cut and paste job.  Nothing we can examine or make any kind of determination of how Doug is doing.

[franksolich]

Just a cut and paste job.  Nothing we can examine or make any kind of determination of how Doug is doing.

I think he's trying to suggest that his only friends are dogs.

It's a reasonable conclusion, given that the primitives seem to have forgotten all about him.

[franksolich]

He just made another thread in the pet subforum:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/116113123

this must be Doug's version of the silent treatment. 

60 views, no primitive comments.

[Delmar]

I think he's trying to suggest that his only friends are dogs.

It's a reasonable conclusion, given that the primitives seem to have forgotten all about him.

Brilliant insight.  I'm going to have to learn to read in between the lines.

[dutch508]

Brilliant insight.  I'm going to have to learn to read in between the lines.

He's not that smart to think that deep.

[I_B_Perky]

He's not that smart to think that deep.

Heh! For a member of the smartest, bestest folks on the internet he sure is a complete dumbass, Dutch!   

[franksolich]

He's not that smart to think that deep.

I'm still trying to figure out if the primitives haven't mentioned his absence because (a) they're afraid my fellow alum Skins would come down hard on them or (b) they've honestly forgotten all about him, who he was.

[GOBUCKS]

I'm still trying to figure out if the primitives haven't mentioned his absence because (a) they're afraid my fellow alum Skins would come down hard on them or (b) they've honestly forgotten all about him, who he was.

They haven't forgotten him. They're still coming here to read about him.

They're worried about damage to their DUmp cred if they admit reading threads here.

DUmmies are like that.

[franksolich]

They haven't forgotten him. They're still coming here to read about him.

They're worried about damage to their DUmp cred if they admit reading threads here.

DUmmies are like that.

The problem is, though, we can't speak for the brain-damaged primitive; we can't explain what happened.

Only one person can, and it's walrus-face.

And so I suggest lurking primitives quit coming over here to get answers, and instead interrogate the brain-damaged primitive on their own turf.

[Tucker]

The problem is, though, we can't speak for the brain-damaged primitive; we can't explain what happened.

Only one person can, and it's walrus-face.

And so I suggest lurking primitives quit coming over here to get answers, and instead interrogate the brain-damaged primitive on their own turf.

That would help all parties involved.

[Ptarmigan]

Ptarmy, you are speaking common sense. I'm not sure Vesta knows that language.

I know.

[GOBUCKS]

And so I suggest lurking primitives quit coming over here to get answers, and instead interrogate the brain-damaged primitive on their own turf.

I'm sure they are.

Doug Bulna most likely has the busiest PM account in the entire DUmp.

But DUmmies of course know that DUmmies lie, all the time, so they come here searching for the truth on the Bulna saga.

[Mr Mannn]

Doug's latest thread in pets had a visitor...who said too much!
and his cut and paste has 9 Recs!

[dutch508]

Oh, Doug... We hardly knew ya!