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did ya miss me???
« on: October 07, 2012, 02:57:29 PM »
Had to give up the ranchin' business and buy a little place on a little warm water lake. "Toots" has developed breast cancer and my back is not gettin' any better. Took me 4 months for them to get my DSL hooked up! They actually showed up on a Sunday to keep me from goin' postal!!!

Sooooooooooooooooooo........... I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2012, 03:04:32 PM »
Wow!!! Y'all have sure expanded the membership since I been outa the game! How's Coach doin'?
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2012, 03:24:06 PM »
Hey there AR, your ears musta been burning, as we were just discussing your absence the other day.  I am so sorry to hear of your wife's and your health problems.   
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2012, 03:24:36 PM »
We're all doing fine here, sir.

I've been gravely concerned for you, though; it doesn't seem as if you've been going through anything good.

Hang in there, and holler if you need a shoulder.

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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2012, 03:32:02 PM »
Welcome back, AR, you and yours are in the prayers of me and mine!
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2012, 03:39:26 PM »
I've been tellin' "Toots" for weeks I needed to check in, but my internet has been kept from me since April! I moved into the new place the first of May and tried to get people off their ass to get me hooked up. Well, they kept tellin' me, even though they had DSL, they didn't have enough "ports" in my substation to accommodate my connection.

Well, after doin' everythin' except goin' down there with my ACP or my MAG, they finally decided to get it done!

I was tired of Horses, cows, donkeys and mules anyway. With "Toots" on my mind, I couldn't get my heart into it anyway.

I can pretty much throw my line in the water off my back deck in order to decrease the bass population, so I'm happy as a 3 peckered billy goat in a yard full 'o nannies anyway!

edited to add

Retirement will be great if I can get the apple of my eye healthy! Don't know what I will do without "Toots"!!!!
« Last Edit: October 07, 2012, 03:42:41 PM by AllosaursRus »
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2012, 04:44:50 PM »
Never heard of ya.  :tongue:

Will keep your wife in my thoughts and prayers.
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2012, 04:52:08 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on October 07, 2012, 04:44:50 PM
Never heard of ya.  :tongue:

Will keep your wife in my thoughts and prayers.

Yeah, **** U 2 freep!!! Hi5!

God, I missed you guys!!!!
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2012, 04:55:49 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 07, 2012, 04:52:08 PM
Yeah, **** U 2 freep!!! Hi5!

God, I missed you guys!!!!
New guy here (to you, anyway). I think we'll get along fine. I'm jealous about the lake in your back yard.

Sorry to hear about your wife.
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2012, 05:06:45 PM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on October 07, 2012, 04:55:49 PM
New guy here (to you, anyway). I think we'll get along fine. I'm jealous about the lake in your back yard.

Sorry to hear about your wife.

A lot of the 'ol timers here would prolly tell ya it's a good thing not to know me, heh, heh!

Whole bunch of new bodies runnin' around. Won't take ya long to figure out I'm usually the resident asshole. Just ask the morons at DU! They don't think much of me at all. That's the way I like it!
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2012, 05:16:50 PM »
Who is the newb?  :-)
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2012, 05:53:00 PM »
Well, new to me, but anyone with over 900 posts is not exactly a newb. I'm just an old timer who's been outa contact for a while.
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2012, 06:07:54 PM »
Sounds good. And good luck with Toots they are doing amazing things with medicine these days, amazing things.
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2012, 06:17:14 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on October 07, 2012, 06:07:54 PM
Sounds good. And good luck with Toots they are doing amazing things with medicine these days, amazing things.

Yeah but the Chemo is a bitch!
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2012, 06:27:52 PM »
Welcome back AllosaursRus!   Your wife is in my prayers for a full recovery.
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2012, 06:33:59 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 07, 2012, 05:53:00 PM
Well, new to me, but anyone with over 900 posts is not exactly a newb. I'm just an old timer who's been outa contact for a while.

I know, dude. I was just funning you. Welcome back :)
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« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2012, 06:42:18 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on October 07, 2012, 06:33:59 PM
I know, dude. I was just funning you. Welcome back :)

Heh! I figured as much. Hell, I consider you a newb!
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2012, 06:44:29 PM »
Yes we missed you, and we figured you were busy.

Just said a Prayer for Toots.
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2012, 06:51:41 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 07, 2012, 06:42:18 PM
Heh! I figured as much. Hell, I consider you a newb!

Compared to you. I am a newb  :lmao:
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2012, 07:36:03 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on October 07, 2012, 06:51:41 PM
Compared to you. I am a newb  :lmao:

Well, not really, since actually my definition of a newb is under a 1000 posts. Yer way above that! I was just givin' you shit, too!

Newbs will find out I'm really good at that! heh!
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2012, 07:39:25 PM »
I was a bit concerned! Glad to see you back. Give my best to toots, I will keep her in my prayers.
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« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2012, 07:49:33 PM »
Prayers sent, my friend.  Good to see you back.  (It's about ****ing time, slacker! :tongue: )
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Re: did ya miss me???
« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2012, 07:57:25 PM »
Prayers for you and your wife. Congrats on the new house. 
I would really like to see how you prepare some of the fish you catch.

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« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2012, 08:00:38 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 07, 2012, 07:39:25 PM
I was a bit concerned! Glad to see you back. Give my best to toots, I will keep her in my prayers.

I'm sure our female members will understand this a lot more than us male chauvinists, but I guarantee ya "Toots" appreciates it!

Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 07, 2012, 07:49:33 PM
Prayers sent, my friend.  Good to see you back.  (It's about ****ing time, slacker! :tongue: )

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd starve to death if ya actually had to grow yer own garden! How'd ya do?
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« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2012, 08:01:58 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 07, 2012, 07:57:25 PM
Prayers for you and your wife. Congrats on the new house. 
I would really like to see how you prepare some of the fish you catch.



I'll PM ya my recipe. Ya do have to have fish large enough to filet.
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