Ah, spoonerisms:
Spoonerisms - where you accidentally, or purposefully, mix up the first letter of different words to create a new and amusing phrase.
fighting a liar
lighting a fire
you hissed my mystery lecture
you missed my history lecture
searched every crook and nanny
searched every nook and cranny
cattle ships and bruisers
battle ships and cruisers
nosey little crook
cosy little nook
a blushing crow
a crushing blow
Kinquering Congs their titles take
Conquering Kings their titles take (announcing hymn in chapel)
tons of soil
sons of toil
let us drink to the queer old Dean
let us drink to the dear old Queen
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