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Them: "The perfect woman doesn't exist."
« on: March 29, 2021, 12:59:22 PM »
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Re: Them: "The perfect woman doesn't exist."
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2021, 01:16:11 PM »
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Re: Them: "The perfect woman doesn't exist."
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2021, 02:55:37 PM »

She's drinking my beer!!!

She can eat crackers in bed, for all I care.

I'll even buy her the crackers.
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Re: Them: "The perfect woman doesn't exist."
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2021, 03:31:17 PM »
She can eat crackers in bed, for all I care.

I'll even buy her the crackers.

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Re: Them: "The perfect woman doesn't exist."
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2021, 03:45:18 PM »
but can she make a sammich that looks like this...
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Re: Them: "The perfect woman doesn't exist."
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2021, 06:45:59 AM »
Even though she's got tats, that's a serious contribution to flexibility.

She puts the "p" in "pretzel".
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