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2020 - Corona
« on: March 20, 2021, 09:29:53 AM »
I’m afraid of corona.

Then have a bud.
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Re: 2020 - Corona
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2021, 09:31:39 AM »
The fact that Hooters hasn’t started a food delivery service called ‘Knockers’ seems like a real missed business opportunity to me.
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2021, 09:33:03 AM »
At the store there’s a big red x for me to stand on

I’ve seen way too many road runner stories to fall for that
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Re: 2020 - Corona
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2021, 07:13:18 PM »
After seeing how some people wear masks, I now understand why contraception fails.
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Re: 2020 - Corona
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2021, 07:15:04 PM »
I would never have believed that a few weeks of uncut hair could weigh 20 pounds.

But that’s what the scales say.
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Re: 2020 - Corona
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2021, 07:16:26 PM »
This is the first year I’m not going to Figi due to Covid.

I usually don’t go because I’m poor.
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Re: 2020 - Corona
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2021, 07:17:24 PM »
Things to do today:
Get up
Survive
Go to bed
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Re: 2020 - Corona
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2021, 07:19:24 PM »
I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer.

It came out as a margarita.
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Re: 2020 - Corona
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2021, 07:20:51 PM »
Fight Corona Virus!!

Eat five cloves of garlic a day.

It does absolutely nothing but keeps everyone else’s far away.
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Re: 2020 - Corona
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2021, 09:21:05 PM »
They say we can have gatherings of up to 8 people without issues.
I don’t even know 8 people without issues.
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Re: 2020 - Corona
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2021, 08:32:56 AM »
They say we can have gatherings of up to 8 people without issues.
I don’t even know 8 people without issues.

EVERYBODY has issues!  :rotf:
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Re: 2020 - Corona
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2021, 09:54:03 AM »
EVERYBODY has issues!  :rotf:

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