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« on: February 06, 2021, 03:23:38 PM »
It’s valentines next week and my wife has been leaving jewelry catalogs and such all over the house.

I’m buying her a magazine rack.
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2021, 03:25:20 PM »
Apart from being exhausted, financially unstable, nearing a mental breakdown and being fat, I’m just fine. Thanks.
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2021, 03:26:15 PM »
I think the real reason this generation is so angry is their music sucks.
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2021, 03:27:31 PM »
People don’t want to hear your opinion.

They want to hear their opinion coming out of your mouth.
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2021, 03:29:34 PM »
We think we’re so much smarter these days.

Years ago the new motorcycle owners manual told you how to set the valves.

Now it tells you not to drink the water out of the battery.
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2021, 03:30:49 PM »
Two things to make your day better.

Don’t watch the news, stay off the bathroom scale.
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Re: Miscellaneous
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2021, 12:20:40 PM »
I think the real reason this generation is so angry is their music sucks.
https://tenor.com/3tNX.gif

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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2021, 03:06:26 PM »
https://tenor.com/3tNX.gif

Am I not far enough up the chain yet to post gif/video, or is that no available to save bandwidth?

I’m in the same boat is why I’m posting links instead.
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2021, 03:08:47 PM »
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/cartoons-slideshow

Scroll through. There are 15 or 16 political cartoons here.
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« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2021, 07:56:14 PM »
My therapist set a half a glass of water in front of me and asked if I was an optimist or a pessimist. I picked up the glass, drank the water and told him I was a problem solver.
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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2021, 07:58:30 PM »
Got up a 5 am, ran 10k, came back home and prepared a vegetable smoothie for breakfast.

I don’t remember any more of the dream.
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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2021, 08:00:01 PM »
I got rid of all the bad food in the house today.

It was delicious.
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« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2021, 08:01:50 PM »
Did you know 14 muscles are utilized when opening a bottle of wine.

Fitness is my passion.
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« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2021, 08:02:43 PM »
A quiet man is a thinking man.

A quiet woman is usually mad.
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« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2021, 08:04:38 PM »
I love to make lists.
I like to leave them on the kitchen counter and then guess what’s in them while I’m at the store.
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« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2021, 08:06:52 PM »
Two old duffers on the golf course (Frank, this one is for you)

My old eyes aren’t what they used to be, Did you see where my ball went?

I did but I don’t remember.
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« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2021, 08:08:39 PM »
I found $20 in a parking lot and thought ‘What would Jesus do?”

So I turned it into wine.
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Re: Miscellaneous
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2021, 09:32:00 PM »
https://tenor.com/3tNX.gif

Am I not far enough up the chain yet to post gif/video, or is that no available to save bandwidth?

Anyone can post videos, but all that will show up is the link.

https://youtu.be/LXFHcoiKb5I

It used to be possible to have an image of the youtube video as the link, but we had problems with disruptors, and had to eliminate that option years ago, after which there haven't been problems.

I've never done gifs, but I assume the same is true.

So feel free to post videos.

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« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2021, 09:47:44 PM »
Thanks for the clarification. I got spoiled on previous forums.

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Re: Miscellaneous
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2021, 05:44:54 AM »
Thanks for the clarification. I got spoiled on previous forums.

I too got spoiled on previous forums. Which is why I'm here.

I'm a masochist at heart.  :-)
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« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2021, 07:57:35 AM »
I too got spoiled on previous forums. Which is why I'm here.

I'm a masochist at heart.  :-)

Well here ya go.  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
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« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2021, 02:21:45 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2021, 11:16:03 AM »
I heard should we’re on trial foe stealing luggage?

Yes, but they let me go. It eas a briefcase.
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« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2021, 11:16:56 AM »
Why did the masseuse get fired?

He rubbed people the wrong way.
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« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2021, 11:18:22 AM »
How much training does it take to become a trash collector?

Not much, you pick it up as you go along.
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