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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023509971
Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:13 PM
Star Member DainBramaged (39,016 posts)
I blocked FAUX on the TV at work today
felt good.
I replaced the remote that accesses the cable box channel sub- menus with a $5 basic remote and stashed the cable box remote in the rafters.
**** the Pukes.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you did.
Response to DainBramaged (Original post)
Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:16 PM
Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (105,433 posts)
1. That was an excellent move, my dear DainBramaged!
What a dick.
Response to DainBramaged (Original post)
Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:20 PM
Initech (40,504 posts)
2. Better would be to use the parent blocker and permanently block it.
Response to Initech (Reply #2)
Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:27 PM
Star Member DainBramaged (39,016 posts)
3. I did
then swapped the remote
Oh yeah, :bouncy:
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Stole company property, huh? I sense a wallduding coming.
Anyone know where this genius works?
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Welcome to soon unemployment with no bennies DUmbass.
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Stole company property, huh? I sense a wallduding coming.
Anyone know where this genius works?
General Motors dealership in NJ. Don't know which one.
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The primitives are feeling threatened. When primitives feel threatened, they do immature things then congratulate themselves for being childish. This is a good sign for us. They feel their world falling apart and are lashing out the only way they know how.
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The primitives are feeling threatened. When primitives feel threatened, they do immature things then congratulate themselves for being childish. This is a good sign for us. They feel their world falling apart and are lashing out the only way they know how.
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By spinning a bouncy?
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What's the use, DainBramaged? The word is getting out about Barry Funemployment Manchild O'Threeputt no matter what you do to try and hide it.
Hey DainBramaged, if you like your plan, you can keep your plan. :rotf: Idiot.
Stupid, stupid democrats fell for that one, big time.
My God, those people are stupid.
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By spinning a bouncy?
Yeah. Lying about some imaginary control you have over people or events is a way to prop up your belief system. Bouncys have always been primarily about primitives asserting some type of control over events that, in real life, they really have no control over whatsoever.
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General Motors dealership in NJ. Don't know which one.
Well if its a GM stealership they are full of Demonrats Union Thugs that wont care if Fox gets banned cause they don't know it exists. They are only interested in the Gov handouts and the pardon from owebuma care they asked the head muzzy for.
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Well if its a GM stealership they are full of Demonrats Union Thugs that wont care if Fox gets banned cause they don't know it exists. They are only interested in the Gov handouts and the pardon from owebuma care they asked the head muzzy for.
Are dealerships unionized? i always thought that they were independent contractors working under the corporate charter.
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Stole company property, huh? I sense a wallduding coming.
Anyone know where this genius works?
But if the brain-damaged primitive were fired, how is he going to pay off the IRS for the taxes and penalties incurred when he was an independent contractor?
"brain-damaged primitive has a quibble with the IRS"
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,65821.0
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What a good little Fascist you are.
Wanna cookie?
:whatever:
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They are such children.
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DUmmy doesn't seem to realize that tuning in to channel 1 is usually enough to get to the sub menus, does he ?
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Are dealerships unionized? i always thought that they were independent contractors working under the corporate charter.
Correct. It's pretty much a franchise.
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MsPithy (647 posts)
47. Yeeesh!
Give it a rest, honey.
The Fox channel has no redeeming social value. None. They broadcast flat out lies and propaganda. They disseminate fear, anger and hatred, to advance the political party that has racism, misogyny, bigotry, religious zealotry, grinding poverty for the masses and evil at its core.
They should never be included under the umbrella of "free speech," they are nothing more than hate speech, or the equivalent of shouting fire in a crowded theater, 24 hours a day. The fact that they are allowed to broadcast at all is a blot on civilized society.
Have you tried to "change hearts and minds," of any Fox channel viewers, lately? It is not possible. They are completely brainwashed by the constant repetitions of short phrases and the overwrought and frantic emotionalism.
They have been brainwashed to hate Obama so irrationally, 28 percent of Louisiana republicans think President Obama caused the failures of the Hurricane Katrina relief efforts.
So, give your sanctimony on behalf of Fox, a rest.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
OMG so much projection right there.
Here is a tip DUmmy, if you want to change hearts and minds try using facts instead of the leftist bullshit and constant lying that comes from your pie holes.
The best part of that post is complaining about short phrases and overwrought fanatic emotionalism, when that is exactly how 0bama won 2 terms. That is exactly what you see on DU everyday, nothing but slogans and emotional bullshit not even close to being reality.
AngryOldDem (8,993 posts)
72. I've heard the same things said about MSNBC.
So, if someone took exception to that being broadcast anywhere, you'd have no problem with someone doing what the OP did? It works both ways.
The difference is, we don't go around blocking MSNBC on tee vees and constantly demand that MSNBC be shut down. We are adults and realize that you loons have the right to your propaganda channels. You have several outlets for leftism, damn near every movie and tee vee show has a leftist message, most of the news is written and reported by leftists, and all we have is one channel on the tee vee and a handful of radio programs, and you whine and cry about that constantly.
Politicalboi (10,180 posts)
32. Why should someone be stuck watching Faux at work?
Have you ever watched that crap? Talk about forcing opinions on others. Faux does that ALL the time. Why make everyone suffer.
I must have the wrong kind of jobs, I never had time to watch the tee vee and work all at the same time.
Star Member dogknob (1,723 posts)
69. Part of the appeal of watching FOX is knowing that others are hearing it...
...kind of like people who think farting in an elevator is funny.
I live in coastal Orange County, CA and I'm not making this up. People who like FOX get off on exposing others to it against their will.
:rotf:
The only reason I can think of to try that is the entertainment value of watching a moonbat throw a tantrum.
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Mopar151 (6,219 posts)
7. First moron that calls the cable co. to complain
Wins "Dumbass of the Month"
Not to be confused with Dummy of the year!
canonfodder (199 posts)
15. That's sad
Is that all you have to counter the right-wing-nuts?
Is it right to force your own opinion on others?
People do not like being forced. Perhaps an honest conversation may have been a better tact.
IMO, your action was counter to the ideals of DU,
Do not force, guide.
branford (414 posts)
31. And free speech dies a little bit more . . .
I'm most certainly no fan of Fox, and choose not to watch it at home. However, intentionally preventing others from watching it is simply wrong. Fox has a right to broadcast, and people can choose to listen or not as they see fit. We live in a free country, and sometimes we are exposed to ideas or speech that we find abhorrent. That is one of the costs of our freedom.
The OP admitted that the television was not her property and she was not in her home. If she did not want to watch, she should have requested that her company change the channel. That's where her rights ended, and she began to infringe on the rights of others. To silence legal speech simply because you don't like it is most definitely not a liberal value.
If her company chooses to watch Fox, its their loss, but also their decision. The OP does not have the right to determine what her company, boss or other employees watch. Altering passwords or switching remote controls is malicious and juvenile. It's neither funny nor smart, and if you don't know why, you obviously slept through grade school social studies.
If your only response to speech that you don't like is to attempt to silence it, rather than act like an adult and attempt to change hearts and minds, you are either dreadfully misinformed or lack confidence in your purported principles.
Despite the silly rah-rah attitude of my fellow posters, I view the OP's action as little more than childish political tantrum.
I expect such conduct from the ignorant who cannot stand any challenge to their foolishness, including many of the right-wing. I believed my fellow liberals stood by their principles, were better informed, and above such petty nonsense. I sadly appear to be mistaken.
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Odd, the DUmmy obsession with what is on the tube at various waiting rooms.
I am usually in one to wait for something - oil change, dental cleaning, etc. - not to be entertained/enlightened by whatever happens to be on the waiting room tv.
Do they *really* think everyone else, other than themselves, can be so easily swayed from whatever their beliefs/opinions are by a few moments of random tv? If so, maybe they are really trying to keep their fellow DUmmies from 'going to the other side.'
Sorta sad, actually.
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canonfodder (199 posts)
15. Is it right to force your own opinion on others?
Perhaps an honest conversation may have been a better tact.
IMO, your action was counter to the ideals of DU,
Do not force, guide.
I find this kinda of amusing, seeing how Skins Island is devoid of any honest anything. If this primitive doesn't step back into the flock, his future will have a tombstone in it. :rotf:
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branford (414 posts)
31. ... The OP does not have the right to determine what her company, boss or other employees watch. Altering passwords or switching remote controls is malicious and juvenile.
Malicious and juvenile, two traits that can be used to describe 99.999999% of the DUmmies.
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Branford spent two paragraphs referring to Dain as "she." :lmao: I just thought it was funny.
Hiding the (company property) remote in the rafters. Dain, you are pushing 60. Calpig, you are pushing 70 if not 80. Don't you think it's time to act something other than 8?
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As a child, I spoke as a child.......as a child, I acted as a child......
As a DUmmie, I never grew up.......
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Branford spent two paragraphs referring to Dain as "she." :lmao: I just thought it was funny.
Hiding the (company property) remote in the rafters. Dain, you are pushing 60. Calpig, you are pushing 70 if not 80. Don't you think it's time to act something other than 8?
Response to dorkzilla (Reply #84)
Thu Aug 22, 2013, 08:59 AM
Star Member DainBramaged (39,023 posts)
95. Once in a 'Blue Moon' ya gotta stand up for truth
and PS
I'm still a guy, 62 years on the plumbing hasn't changed LOLOL
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Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (105,433 posts)
1. That was an excellent move, my dear DainBramaged!
Of course it was, Do Applewhite. Silencing dissent has always been a catalyst for authoritarianism. ...and we here at CC just knows you Progs love some authoritarianism. ...if it's done by other Progs. Your own board, DU, follows the exact same mold you want for the country. In every single way. From silencing dissent, to banning opposition, to unemployed idiots, the have nots, lining the pockets of the haves, Skinner, Earl, Elad.
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Dain--I'm gonna take a wild ****ing guess here and say that when most people go to a car dealership, they're a bit more occupied by other trivial things like, you know, test drives, dealing with the lie-nance guy trying to sell them useless pure-profit options and "extended" warranties, etc., etc., etc...watching TV? Not so much.
At least that was my experience when I bought my NON-BAILOUT FORD a few months back. Yeah, you heard me, dipshits--one of the BIGGEST reasons I went to Ford was because I had no intention of giving my business to a company who took government money and gave it to union goons.
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Stealing from your work place, huh? Such batty children DUmmies are. :mental:
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Never happened but it does demonstrate the low IQ, pettiness, and pure hate of your average DUche.
After the great republican dealership purge under Obama's $50 billion dollar bailout, I find it difficult to believe a GovMtr dealer would have Fox on.
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Niceguy1 (685 posts)
92. actually
It is one employee taking it upin herself to decide what her coworkers watch....
Lizzie Poppet (2,812 posts)
96. Precisely...and it's a dick move.
Fox "News" sucks in every imaginable way, but the OP doesn't have the right to make that call for others.
Niceguy1 (685 posts)
97. it is probably
Just a fantasy like the checkout line confrontation threads
:nutkick:
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Are dealerships unionized? i always thought that they were independent contractors working under the corporate charter.
I seem to recall talk of about lots of Republican owned dealerships being reorganized out of existence. But yes, I too thought they were semi autonomous.
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Are dealerships unionized? i always thought that they were independent contractors working under the corporate charter.
I never thought dealerships are unionized. I don't think they are unionized. I know car salesmen operate on a commission.
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When you're 62 and make $24K a year, I guess you have to make your own fun.
Dain - sorry you're an old man with almost no marketable job skills. You don't have to take it out on people who are less bitter than you, you piece of shit.
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When you're 62 and make $24K a year, I guess you have to make your own fun.
Dain - sorry you're an old man with almost no marketable job skills. You don't have to take it out on people who are less bitter than you, you piece of shit.
Well, I suppose the ass is bitter because he's having to pay off the IRS for taxes he evaded during the preceding presidential administration, and apparently it's more than chump change.
And I hope his ex-wife is getting bundles of alimony from him, for having endured his sour, negative, pissy attitude at least long enough for him to father a daughter by her.
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So he is admitting that he is just like N Korea/Nazi's? He is only allowing certain viewpoints out to the public?
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So he is admitting that he is just like N Korea/Nazi's? He is only allowing certain viewpoints out to the public?
Yeah but they are the right viewpoints so all is well.
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If dealerships are not unionized, the DB is a rebel without a cause. He's a one man union and pays dues to himself.
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I never thought dealerships are unionized. I don't think they are unionized. I know car salesmen operate on a commission.
In some cities, like Chicago, every thing is unionized. This includes car dealership employees. Both sales and service.
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I'll be keeping my eye out for someone lurking in the bushes.
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Are dealerships unionized? i always thought that they were independent contractors working under the corporate charter.
Well my sisters bro in law is a union thug that works in a non union state for Chrysler, How they get by with that is they are paid out of Detroit. Now he does not work for a stealership, but he works in the parts depot. He tells me proudly that there is more union in my state than I know.
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DainBramaged (39,081 posts)
156. **** no I told them the original one broke from being dropped by the guerrillas who work here
being SYSADMIN I can pretty much tell them anything....
Who believes this douchebag is actually the systems administrator?
BTW:
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2013/08/get-dummie-dainbramaged-fired-for.html
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I can't believe this stupid bouncy turned into an enormous thread.
Response to DainBramaged (Reply #3)
Thu Aug 22, 2013, 02:02 PM
DonRedwood (3,864 posts)
121. I...I...I think I love you!
Gaywad.
Nuclear Unicorn goes on a righteous rant, part of which reads
Try minding your own damned business for a change. You'd be amazed at just how significant a portion of the population that eagerly looks forward to you doing so.
Here's a hint -- they watch Fox because they reject you.
This DUmbass believe that the First Amendment only applies to congress:
Response to branford (Reply #60)
Thu Aug 22, 2013, 07:12 AM
whopis01 (1,410 posts)
80. The exception is the fact that the OP isn't congress
or some other legislative body passing laws.
:mental:
Here's something really stupid:
Response to branford (Reply #31)
Thu Aug 22, 2013, 02:23 AM
Egnever (12,504 posts)
64. That said it was fox news a channel it has been proven you will be less informed if you watch than someone who doesnt watch news at all. He was doing the place a service by making sure its workers were better informed!
There's two DUers there, Branford and Flatulo, arguing the opposite of the DUmmie mob. Dain starts sending them PM's. He's told to cut it out. :lmao: :loser:
Response to Lizzie Poppet (Reply #96)
Thu Aug 22, 2013, 09:25 AM
Niceguy1 (698 posts)
97. it is probably
Just a fantasy like the checkout line confrontation threads
:lmao:
Response to DainBramaged (Original post)
Thu Aug 22, 2013, 09:50 PM
agentS (1,233 posts)
281. I would have quit and sued
I would have sued under the grounds that being subjected to FOX News is akin to Racial and Sexual harassment. Even if I were white, I would have sued for both reasons (FOX News being an embarrassment to white people everywhere). Heck, I would throw in a RICO charge just to get 'discovery' against the network.
:mental:
Response to agentS (Reply #281)
Thu Aug 22, 2013, 10:29 PM
branford (464 posts)
286. Good. Luck. With. That.
Any attorney (and I should know, I am one in NY and NJ) who would institute an action based on your reasoning would be incompetent, and likely face sanctions, particularly in federal court. In my career, I've both assisted clients with claims before the EEOC and related state and city agencies, and defended companies against charges, and even the very, very liberal employees of these agencies would tell you how they've heard the Fox news allegations for years, and ask if you had any real evidence of discrimination or a hostile work environment.
326 posts as of 11 this morning. Yeesh. I would dearly love to know where Dain works.
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Well here's what I got so far.
This is, so far, speculation.
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He's a serious motorhead and racing buff, I think that he would be not to shabby as a mechanic.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5148006
It's not conclusive but I think it gives an indication.
I believe he works at a dealership but not as a salesman.
His daughter went to buy a car and was looking at a VW dealership but that turned sour so he had to helicopter in and save the day....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022514288
We went to the dealer I've bought cars from for 30 years, the local Chevy dealer. We walked around the lot unmolested and she discovered the Chevy Cruze, and loved it. We checked the used car lot and they had only three, one was a one-owner very recent 4 door LT. They let her TAKE IT HOME on an extended test drive. NONE in the shop, ZERO. That did it. They didn't ask how she was going to pay for it, were GREAT with her, and closed the deal giving her a substantial discount off the advertised price PLUS a HUGE amount for her trade, over and above what it was worth. She had over $2000 left from what she anticipated spending after trading in her old car.
That really is going above and beyond for customer service maybe he works there?
He likes to drive around Lake Hopatcong in the fall to witness the changing of the leaves, he starts on the east side of the lake and takes roughly 40 minutes to come back around to Route 46.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021489443
At this point I think he lives in Dover NJ and works at Ayers Chevy. At least Chevys are built by the UAW.
He starts on the east side of the lake, has an affinity for Route 46, Ayers Chevy is on Route 46 and their is a VW dealership just a bit to the northeast.
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Who believes this douchebag is actually the systems administrator?
BTW:
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2013/08/get-dummie-dainbramaged-fired-for.html
That would be too good to be true, if the sorry-assed loser son of a bitch were to be canned, but one can always hope.
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Great work!
Keep it up!
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His self described actions plus his infantile responses to the critics, show this 62 year old so-called man to be an infantile spoiled brat. He so much deserves a solid walluding.
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BTW:
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2013/08/get-dummie-dainbramaged-fired-for.html
Nothing beats a visual to speed things up.
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/dain-bramaged_zps53d6a11b.jpg)
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Nothing beats a visual to speed things up.
Well, this appears to be a dealership but I don't think it's Ayers.
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(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/dain-bramaged_zps53d6a11b.jpg)
Someone needs to photoshop that with a target on his head.
BTW, in the thread he claims to be a Systems Admin at wherever he works.
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I find amusement in the egregious use of the phrase "public space" -
Guess what, 'morans' ?
No spaces in a private business are public. Customers and other visitors are allowed in them because the owner of the business permits it, and the owners can revoke permission at any time. The owner could line his walls with crucifixes and have a 60 inch flastscreen tuned into INSP 24/7 and there is nothing you or anyone else can do about it, save for choosing to not patronize the business.
I really hope this action results in a Wallduding, but I suspect that it is entirely fictitious.
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I find amusement in the egregious use of the phrase "public space" -
Guess what, 'morans' ?
No spaces in a private business are public. Customers and other visitors are allowed in them because the owner of the business permits it, and the owners can revoke permission at any time. The owner could line his walls with crucifixes and have a 60 inch flastscreen tuned into INSP 24/7 and there is nothing you or anyone else can do about it, save for choosing to not patronize the business.
I really hope this action results in a Wallduding, but I suspect that it is entirely fictitious.
The owner pays taxes on that floor space as well.
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Nuclear Unicorn goes on a righteous rant...
I had to go check it out. This idiot started in with a soon-to-be-banned newb with:
FoxNewsSucks (261 posts)
36. Not at all
I don't appreciate having Fox "news" forced upon me. I've changed the channel many times. Deleted it. Blocked it.
It's not news. It's lies, hatemongering and propaganda. You can watch it in your home if you want, but don't expect me or anyone else to put up with it anywhere else.
Change it. Always.
Nuclear Unicorn (7,672 posts)
160. So if people want to block a known racist like Al Sharpton they have a right to do so
even if they intrude on other people's rights and property; because this is how we form a civil society.
FoxNewsSucks (261 posts)
284. Al Sharpton's show is not the equivalent of the entire Fox "news" network
Amazing, how many people on a supposedly liberal site defend and take as a given that a Foxtard Beckerhead has some kind of "right" to impose Fox upon everyone else within range of a public TV.
Well, sorry, but I and others have a "right" to turn that crap OFF. I can tell you from experience, deleting/blocking ends up being much the only way to go. Teabaggers are addicted to Fox. They don't give up, even if whoever put the TV in a public place, waiting room, or break room changes it.
Now the post you excerpted:
Nuclear Unicorn (7,672 posts)
323. Exposure to an opinion is not imposing an opinion.
If you don't want Beck on the TV turn him off -- just make sure it is your own TV. You don't get to be a self-appointed censor of all social morality to physically impose your personal dictates on other people who are free to make up their own minds.
Well, sorry, but I and others have a "right" to turn that crap OFF.
No you don't. My husband doesn't watch TV news from any network (neither do I) but if you messed with his stuff with that attitude he'd probably break your hand -- and I'd post his bail.
I can tell you from experience, deleting/blocking ends up being much the only way to go. Teabaggers are addicted to Fox. They don't give up, even if whoever put the TV in a public place, waiting room, or break room changes it.
So, it's your opinion that Teabaggers are so mind-numbed they have to be governed with dictatorial power. That says so much about you and how their perception of you is probably validated. What do you do for an encore, burning Bibles while proposing using the military to go house-to-house looking for guns?
Try minding your own damned business for a change. You'd be amazed at just how significant a portion of the population that eagerly looks forward to you doing so.
Here's a hint -- they watch Fox because they reject you. Any channel on the satellite is four little button presses away. They choose not to watch MSNBC or any other station. And truth be told, I'd rather engage someone who chooses to watch Fox then someone who watches the bilge coming off of MTV.
Here's another hint -- if mere exposure to an opinion could sway them then the only thing you have proven is that YOUR fellows and followers are nothing more than mind-numbed idiots. If you want a camp filled with independent thinkers then be prepared for the eventuality you will require something beyond childish foot-stomping to win their affection.
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At this point I think he lives in Dover NJ and works at Ayers Chevy.
I don't think so. I did a little more detective work, and I think it is more likely that DUmmie DainBramaged works near there at . . .
GEARHART CHEVROLET, DENVILLE, NJ
Why do I say that? I googled for posts by DB on DU in which he mentions something about "chevy" or "dealership." I found this January 2008 THREAD (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2685895), in which DUmmie OPERATIONMINDCRIME says that he bought a car from DainBramaged's dealership, and he mentions the name of the salesman. So then I googled the salesman's name, and it turns out he worked at that time for Gearhart Chevrolet in Denville, NJ. That's very close to Ayers Chevrolet in Dover, NJ.
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Yeah, I been watching that thread.
I think you are on to something.
It's a very good find but one thing to keep in mind is that he seems to work in IT.
I don't think that an average dealership is going to have a dedicated IT guy, prolly someone that is responsible for a territory right?
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I don't think that an average dealership is going to have a dedicated IT guy, prolly someone that is responsible for a territory right?
However, in the thread that I linked, DB talks about "my dealership," and he says to OMC, "Find me next time you come over." This is in reference to the dealership where the particular salesman worked, which is Gearhart Chevrolet.
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I don't think so. I did a little more detective work, and I think it is more likely that DUmmie DainBramaged works near there at . . .
GEARHART CHEVROLET, DENVILLE, NJ
Why do I say that? I googled for posts by DB on DU in which he mentions something about "chevy" or "dealership." I found this January 2008 THREAD (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2685895), in which DUmmie OPERATIONMINDCRIME says that he bought a car from DainBramaged's dealership, and he mentions the name of the salesman. So then I googled the salesman's name, and it turns out he worked at that time for Gearhart Chevrolet in Denville, NJ. That's very close to Ayers Chevrolet in Dover, NJ.
Also this:
DainBramaged
33. Find me next time you come over
Sam is getting ready to retire btw. He has so many things physically wrong (like I don't) that it's a struggle for him to work everyday.
We're open Saturdays too, 9-1
Maybe 9-1 on Saturdays is common for dealerships in NJ, or at least the maintenance depts. But if not, then this particular dealership is 9-1. Or at least was, and likely still is.
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Mystery perhaps solved.
http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team
Doug Bulna Systems Administrator
http://www.lookupanyone.com/namelistings/doug-bulna.html?recordid=0620GFFNZKJ
Douglas Charles Bulna
Rockaway, NJ
Age: 62
Could "DB" Doug Bulna be "DB" DainBramaged? Hmmm. . . .
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Oh my.
This is awesome.
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Mystery perhaps solved.
http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team
Doug Bulna Systems Administrator
http://www.lookupanyone.com/namelistings/doug-bulna.html?recordid=0620GFFNZKJ
Douglas Charles Bulna
Rockaway, NJ
Age: 62
Could "DB" Doug Bulna be "DB" DainBramaged? Hmmm. . . .
hehehe
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Systems Administrator Doug Bulna, age 62
(http://gearhartchevy.com/dealerimages/Website_4079/GEARHART%20STAFF/Doug%20Bulna.jpg)
Could this DB be DU's DB?
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However, in the thread that I linked, DB talks about "my dealership," and he says to OMC, "Find me next time you come over." This is in reference to the dealership where the particular salesman worked, which is Gearhart Chevrolet.
After reading above, this is not relevant.
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Could this DB be DU's DB?
At this point it's looking rather likely.
Given the other pic we have of his back, it appears as if the body girth is around the same. This pic doesn't have the long hair, but it could be back in a ponytail.
Edit: In fact, if you look at the left side of the face of this one...
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/dain-bramaged_zps53d6a11b.jpg)
... you can see what appears to be the lower end of the handlebar mustache.
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All it would take to remedy this is to use the TV's controls or get a new remote. Dain is about as sharp as a bowling ball.
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And note the black t-shirt under the company shirt.
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One thing is for certain, if he gets walldudded (sp), he will never post about it online. He will make a post about retiring or some such.
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I hope DU lurkers can't lurk on this thread.
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I hope DU lurkers can't lurk on this thread.
They can't. franksolich has blocked them and hidden the remote.
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They can't. franksolich has blocked them and hidden the remote.
Nice !
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They can't. franksolich has blocked them and hidden the remote.
<<<watching lurking primitives read about the brain-damaged primitive's woes with the IRS in another, ancient, thread.
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On Thursday afternoon DainBramaged said:
so far no complaints today so since I'm off for a few dys we'll see what happens next week.
Thus it appears that DainBramaged isn't scheduled to go back in until Monday. But maybe he'll try to sneak in tomorrow and undo what he did.
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Nothing beats a visual to speed things up.
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/dain-bramaged_zps53d6a11b.jpg)
Gee, and I'm often told mullets are something limited to the Deep South.
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<<<watching lurking primitives read about the brain-damaged primitive's woes with the IRS in another, ancient, thread.
IT professionals with financial issues are a serious security threat.
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Looks like the hair needs an oil change in both pictures. You guys are great detectives. I am reminded not to piss you off.
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Someone needs to sign up at DU with the username Gearhart Chevrolet and post "thanks for the information."
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Mystery perhaps solved.
http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team
Doug Bulna Systems Administrator
http://www.lookupanyone.com/namelistings/doug-bulna.html?recordid=0620GFFNZKJ
Douglas Charles Bulna
Rockaway, NJ
Age: 62
Could "DB" Doug Bulna be "DB" DainBramaged? Hmmm. . . .
We'll see here in a few hours. I sent an email via their website to the woman that runs the dealership telling her about her missing remote.
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We'll see here in a few hours. I sent an email via their website to the woman that runs the dealership telling her about her missing remote.
Question, though.
The tax cheat brain-damaged primitive is the "systems administrator," in charge of the computers there.
If he reads this thread, which the sour ass probably has, what's to stop him from going in and intercepting that e-mail message so that she doesn't get it?
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Question, though.
The tax cheat brain-damaged primitive is the "systems administrator," in charge of the computers there.
If he reads this thread, which the sour ass probably has, what's to stop him from going in and intercepting that e-mail message so that she doesn't get it?
It's too late, once it hits the email server it's all over but the crying.
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It's too late, once it hits the email server it's all over but the crying.
Actually, that's not entirely true, but I doubt he would have that kind of access to the email server.
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Question, though.
The tax cheat brain-damaged primitive is the "systems administrator," in charge of the computers there.
If he reads this thread, which the sour ass probably has, what's to stop him from going in and intercepting that e-mail message so that she doesn't get it?
Well he said he's on vacation till Monday. And there are direct email connections to everyone on that webpage. IMO there's probably an automated script set up that sends whatever messages one sends to the business office sales mgr etc directly to their inbox. More than likely set up by the system administrator so he doesn't have to bother with it each time an email comes in from a link on the website.
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Somebody on DU let DainBramaged know he's been outed, in post 334 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023509971#post334), which has since been removed, probably because it linked to Free Republic.
Then, a few minutes ago, DainBramaged replied, in post 335 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023509971#post335). So he knows that now everyone knows what he did.
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DainBramaged (39,090 posts) Sat Aug 24, 2013, 10:13 AM
335. Amazing how empty their lives are
Stupid ****ers all.
FreeRepublic, America's excuse for school dropouts to practice spelling on public computers.
HI ASSHOLES!
And they made it easy to pick out who they are here....
Hmmmmm. I don't think the tax cheat brain-damaged primitive means us.
He should really look over here, not there.
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Hmmmmm. I don't think the tax cheat brain-damaged primitive means us.
He should really look over here, not there.
4 Guests are viewing this topic.
I'm pretty sure he's on to us.
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I'm pretty sure he's on to us.
I know other primitives are on to it, because for some reason that very ancient thread here about the brain-damaged primitive trying to cheat on his taxes is getting a lot of readers the past 24 hours.
And if the curious primitives don't know which one it is:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,65821.0
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Star Member DainBramaged (39,090 posts)
335. Amazing how empty their lives are
Last edited Sat Aug 24, 2013, 10:14 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
Stupid ****ers all.
A man who is proud about blocking a tee vee channel and stealing the remote, and claims it is an amazing accomplishment, says our lives are empty? :rotf:
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That's odd, Dain seems to have stopped dancing in the endzone?!?
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I know other primitives are on to it, because for some reason that very ancient thread here about the brain-damaged primitive trying to cheat on his taxes is getting a lot of readers the past 24 hours.
And if the curious primitives don't know which one it is:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,65821.0
You're always one to provide great public service as part of your civic duty.
:cheersmate:
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Geezuz.
Eighty-one lurkers here right now--of course, not all of them at this particular thread.
My fellow alum Skins is not going to be happy.
Go home, primitives.
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If brain-damaged Doug got wallduded that would be outstanding. He's a contemptible snake.
And he'd be a worth addition to the wallduded pantheon.
First DUmmy walldude his own self, namesake of the category, who bragged about sabotaging his employer, then showed up to whine about losing his job.
Then DUmmy cali, who drove valuable customers away from her employer because she disliked their politics. She bragged at the DUmp, and a decent, civilized person forwarded her posts to the snobs who run her former place of employment. DUmmy cali was fired, began to heavily drink, fell and broke her leg, and developed a debilitating addiction to painkillers. She may the the outstanding walldudee among the group. It destroyed her already miserable life.
Then DUmmy Raven, mother of the useless, unemployable drunkard Bill Pitt, who complained long and loud at the DUmp about her bosses in the Rindge, NH government being mindless, idiotic, fundie Christians. Some decent, civilized anonymous citizen forwarded her description of those masshole politicians to the Rindge power center, and DUmmy Raven immediately announced her "retirement".
Pam Dawson was on the verge of becoming a walldudee, but just in time had her internet access shut down, probably by her wifebeater husband, who's an IT guy like brain-damaged Doug.
Something tells me there's one or two other walldudees I'm overlooking. Nonetheless, if brain-damaged Doug joins the group, he'll be an outstanding addition.
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DainBramaged (39,090 posts) Sat Aug 24, 2013, 10:13 AM
And they made it easy to pick out who they are here....
Really? If it's that easy why are you pointing fingers at FR when the notification to you employer came from a completely different source?
Whose the stupid f**ker now?
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why are you pointing fingers at FR when the notification to you employer came from a completely different source?
Well, I think it's a "both/and." Sort of a tag-team effort. There's this thread here at CC, and then PJ has a big DUmmie FUnnies thread over at Free Republic: DUmmie FUnnies 08-23-13 (Get DUmmie DainBramaged FIRED For Stealing Cable Box Remote At Work) (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3058022/posts). And it looks like the DUmmie who alerted DainBramaged to his being outed (DU post 334, since removed), referred to the thread at FR, since that's the site DainBramaged mentions (post 335).
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Well, I think it's a "both/and." Sort of a tag-team effort. There's this thread here at CC, and then PJ has a big DUmmie FUnnies thread over at Free Republic: DUmmie FUnnies 08-23-13 (Get DUmmie DainBramaged FIRED For Stealing Cable Box Remote At Work) (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3058022/posts). And it looks like the DUmmie who alerted DainBramaged to his being outed (DU post 334, since removed), referred to the thread at FR, since that's the site DainBramaged mentions (post 335).
Yeah.
And I wasn't meaning to infer that this is the only place looking into the tax-cheating brain-damaged primitive.
I had also seen P-J's magnificent DUmmie FUnnies on the matter--if one hasn't read it, go and read it, as it's great--probably long before any lurking primitive read it.
My comment was just a gentle reminder to lurking primitives that there's a lot more decent and civilized people in on this, than they might think.....if the primitives think at all.
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Doug Bulna = Dain Bramaged, how did you find out? The brother's obit and DB's journal did it for me.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022586654
hope the training is over
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Thanks to Free Republic.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/DUmpster/wanted_zps1633e4b8.jpg)
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Impressive, most impressive!!! :-)
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That replacement brain-damaged Bulna is training must be DUmmy rsmithnumbers. From their website:
Welcome to Gearhart Chevrolet, One of the Top Chevrolet Dealers in Denville
Gearhart Chevrolet must be as loony as their employees.
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Well, I think it's a "both/and." Sort of a tag-team effort. There's this thread here at CC, and then PJ has a big DUmmie FUnnies thread over at Free Republic: DUmmie FUnnies 08-23-13 (Get DUmmie DainBramaged FIRED For Stealing Cable Box Remote At Work) (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3058022/posts). And it looks like the DUmmie who alerted DainBramaged to his being outed (DU post 334, since removed), referred to the thread at FR, since that's the site DainBramaged mentions (post 335).
Works for me! :cheersmate:
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Works for me! :cheersmate:
End results is all that matters.
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DB's been shooting his mouth off for a while safely anonymous from any retribution. Now that it's no longer true, let see if he wises up or if he has to learn the hard way. Either works for me. Once I have a name and an address, which I do, the fun for me is just getting underway.
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"Bulna"'s quite an unusual name; I wonder what ethnicity it is.
Maybe it's Slobbovian for "bullshit" or something.
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"Bulna"'s quite an unusual name; I wonder what ethnicity it is.
Maybe it's Slobbovian for "bullshit" or something.
I believe it is a Ukrainian word for some sort of female affliction.
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Oh my! :o
DB what did you do?
On 11/08/2003 the owner filed to protect JIZZ for Household Cleaning Products.
http://trademarks.breanlaw.com/78325173-jizz.html
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It's sorta funnay.
the domain gearhartchevy.net is owned by the Cobalt Group.
The mail exchanger records go back to a service provider called emailsrvr.com.
I think calling DUmmie Doug a sysadmin is a bit of a stretch. He does breakfix on PC's and may occasionally be called upon to unplug a switch or router and then plug it back in. He plugs PC's into the wall and plays musical chairs.
There are no servers that DUmmie Doug has access to.
Sysadmin....not so much.
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Oh my! :o
DB what did you do?
http://trademarks.breanlaw.com/78325173-jizz.html
Hey! It's said to have worked for Cleopatra.
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It's sorta funnay.
the domain gearhartchevy.net is owned by the Cobalt Group.
The mail exchanger records go back to a service provider called emailsrvr.com.
I think calling DUmmie Doug a sysadmin is a bit of a stretch. He does breakfix on PC's and may occasionally be called upon to unplug a switch or router and then plug it back in. He plugs PC's into the wall and plays musical chairs.
There are no servers that DUmmie Doug has access to.
Sysadmin....not so much.
So he has lots of time to play with the TV remote and piss off customers waiting to have their cars fixed.
How else could he fill the day? Maybe this system administrator also cleans the bathrooms and washes cars.
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The dealer webpage seems to be listed in descending order of "rank" and our boy is the last one listed even under the receptionist. At least he must outrank the wash boy/restroom attendant unless, that is part of his job too.
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Doug Bulna = Dain Bramaged, how did you find out? The brother's obit and DB's journal did it for me.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022586654
hope the training is over
:lmao:
I see the dealership has a twitter account. I think they need a few Tweets that say "did u find the remote control" with a link to the DU thread!
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End results is all that matters.
You know, none of this would be happening if the sour-assed tax cheat the brain-damaged primitive didn't have such a negative, bitter, hostile, attitude about people and things.
But he does, and because he's the way he is, one can't shed even the microscopicest secretion from the lachrymal glands over it.
Maybe he can get a personality transplant from 0bamacare.
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Thanks to Free Republic.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/DUmpster/wanted_zps1633e4b8.jpg)
That is great!
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Oh my! :o
DB what did you do?
http://trademarks.breanlaw.com/78325173-jizz.html
We have an address! :lmao:
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Knowing a few things about car dealerships and my past career as a Certified GM Internet Sales Manager, Service Manager and Body Shop Manager, his career path does sound likely to me. I still have all the certifications but no longer work in that field.
Car dealerships have pretty complex software that requires very expensive monthly payments for it's "lease" and are always having computer issues.
You would be surprised how many salespeople managers and owners have to be trained to use email or reminded to check it. I've been there, done that. There is also a lot of employee turn over. Just maintaining a webpage for a dealership and updating the inventory with photos and information can take a several hours a week.
One car dealership I worked at the owner did not have a computer in his office until 2004. I had to train him how to use email. He was only a few years older then me.
I can't believe this guy is jeopardizing his career with a bouncy online. It's pretty sad. I'm sure in person he is a nice guy and could care less what is on the television at work.
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I can't believe this guy is jeopardizing his career with a bouncy online. It's pretty sad. I'm sure in person he is a nice guy and could care less what is on the television at work.
Don't bet on it.
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Don't bet on it.
:-)
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I wonder what the dealership relations department at General Motors would think of the bad publicity?
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From the dealership's twitter feed......
System admin at GM dealership brags about hiding remote to block Fox News. @GearhartChevyNJ http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90161.0.html
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The dealership has a facebook page. I bet this post stays up until at least Monday when they reopen!
https://www.facebook.com/Gearhart.Chevrolet
System admin at GM dealership brags about hiding remote to block Fox News. He seems to hate his job and coworkers. Caution NSFW due to profanity. http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023509971
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DainBramaged (39,091 posts)
335. Amazing how empty their lives are
Last edited Sat Aug 24, 2013, 10:14 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
Stupid ****ers all.
FreeRepublic, America's excuse for school dropouts to practice spelling on public computers.
HI ASSHOLES!
And they made it easy to pick out who they are here....
You are the asshole. I doubt a car dealership wishes to keep an employee with such a volatile temper that brings them very bad publicity and comments about his co-workers and customers while using profanity. I doubt General Motors will be happy when they contact the owner of the dealership.
Good luck with your job search. You still have 3 years before you can collect Medicare. Good luck with the COBRA payments so you can continue to get your medication you fascist asshole. :-)
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I checked out the dealership's facebook page. It looks like a great dealership with a lot of friendly faces and community events. They deserve better then a guy hiding the remote!
(https://sphotos-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/972175_552470741483544_302556328_n.jpg)
They also had a fundraiser earlier in the year and donated $4000 to a veterans group. :cheersmate:
God Bless them!
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He should have told the customers the waiting room had earwigs.
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There sure is a lot of guests reading this. :-)
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Here's a great big :blowkiss: for all our visitors!
DB, if you get yourself fired over this, I suggest you seek out Cali for solace...she knows exactly what you are going thru. and besides, she could use a cuddle partner in the long, cold nights
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There sure is a lot of guests reading this. :-)
There's been tons of lurking primitives reading this thread.
And for their further illumination about their pal:
"DainBramaged in the DUmpster"
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,82728.0.html
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This Gearhart Chevrolet franchise in Denville is owned by the same woman who owns Schumacher Chevrolet in Little River, New Jersey. If you look at the websites of those two dealerships, they were obviously put together by the same hack.
The woman is one of those hyphenated weirdos who goes by the name Schumacher-Tilton. It's likely that a hyphenated woman is as big a moonbat as Crazy Doug Bulna. On the other hand, she's in business, and even moonbats in business don't like to have their customers screwed over by a nut on their staff.
I'm pretty sure Ms. Schumacher-Tilton, and the emasculated Tilton men who run Gearhart for her, would be interested in the saga of Crazy Doug and the waiting room TV.
What do you think, Doug?
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My Dad worked for Leona Helmsley while she was partnered with Helmsley-Spear. He told me she was a selfish tyrant with employees, but this would have been at the end of her career when she was having a lot of financial, tax and other trouble. Most of it was due to her insecurities and hysteria that seemed to blossom in her later years. Martha Stewart seems to have had similar problems late in her career. Maybe the owner of these dealerships is having the same sort of troubles.
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I don't see how Doug survives this - if he just hadn't made that "they believe anything I tell them" remark where he admitted lying about the remote. If this owner was half as bad and bent as Doug, FOX News would've been blocked in the first place. I think the only way he gets out of this is to somehow blame his actual brain damage on his behavior, but doubt they'd want him around anymore anyways.
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I don't see how Doug survives this - if he just hadn't made that "they believe anything I tell them" remark where he admitted lying about the remote. If this owner was half as bad and bent as Doug, FOX News would've been blocked in the first place. I think the only way he gets out of this is to somehow blame his actual brain damage on his behavior, but doubt they'd want him around anymore anyways.
Even if the remote tale is a bouncy, the "they believe anything I tell them" will do him in.
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Here's a great big :X: for all our visitors!
Here's a great big :bird: for all our visitors!
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A working DUmmie--one of the rarest of the breed--about to become a fired DUmmie--much more commone.
:lmao:
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Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:13 PM
DougBulna (39,097 posts)
I blocked FAUX on the TV at work today at Gearhart Chevrolet.
**** the Pukes.
(minor editing)
Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:22 PM
DainBramaged (39,097 posts)
156. **** no I told them the original one broke from being dropped by the guerrillas who work here
being SYSADMIN I can pretty much tell them anything....
That's right, Crazy Doug, a new car dealer doesn't need Pukes as customers.
The new 2014 models are selling like hotcakes to unemployed deadbeat democrats.
Speaking of unemployed...
You know, I really think DUmmy Elad needs to get busy setting up that Dead DUmmy forum.
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I want you DUmmies to know that what little I did was done out of malice.
Do you ever watch Nat Geo Wild? You know, lirons and packs of beagles hunting bunnies. The weakest of the herd, the young and sick, end up falling out of the herd and get taken.
That's Dummie doug bulna, you idiots know him as dainbramaged.
Don't be idiots and fall out of the pack, don't be doug
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I want you DUmmies to know that what little I did was done out of malice.
Do you ever watch Nat Geo Wild? You know, lirons and packs of beagles hunting bunnies. The weakest of the herd, the young and sick, end up falling out of the herd and get taken.
That's Dummie doug bulna, you idiots know him as dainbramaged.
Don't be idiots and fall out of the pack, don't be doug
We all know a guy who's that guy. Don't be that guy.
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(http://images.wikia.com/fallout/images/5/59/Troll_face_by_xxcheshiii_chanxx-d35gxcv.jpg)
EOM.
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Newsflash to DUmmies--never, EVER talk shit about your job.
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My wife and I are shopping for a new car. Really.
I know where I'm not going.
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Newsflash to DUmmies--never, EVER talk shit about your job.
He's so sharp and his bosses are so dumb, he will be able to talk his way out of it. Just ask him.
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Soon will come the inevitable "I lost my job" thread, blaming rethugs or whatever. :whatever:
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Even if the remote tale is a bouncy, the "they believe anything I tell them" will do him in.
If I was a supervisor reading that...I would have to wonder how many other lies he told me.
Ya know, Doug. Pride goeth before the fall.
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He's so sharp and his bosses are so dumb, he will be able to talk his way out of it. Just ask him.
According to him, the boss is to stupid to notice.
Most bosses are where they are because they aren't that stupid.
BD, better hope his isn't one of those, or he's screwed himself..
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Soon will come the inevitable "I lost my job" thread, blaming rethugs or whatever. :whatever:
What could come of this--although I'm not betting the farm that it'll happen--is that Dougie has a Saul on the Road to Damascus moment, it dawning on him in a flash, "Man, I've always been a real asshole, a real jerk, a really angry bitter mean nasty negative person, and look where it's gotten me. Maybe if I become a nicer, gentler, kinder, more tolerant, more indulgent, sort of person, the rest of my life'll turn out better."
It could happen, but don't risk more than two cents wagering on it happening.
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What could come of this--although I'm not betting the farm that it'll happen--is that Dougie has a Saul on the Road to Damascus moment, it dawning on him in a flash, "Man, I've always been a real asshole, a real jerk, a really angry bitter mean nasty negative person, and look where it's gotten me. Maybe if I become a nicer, gentler, kinder, more tolerant, more indulgent, sort of person, the rest of my life'll turn out better."
It could happen, but don't risk more than two cents wagering on it happening.
The cock will crow thrice, and DB would still ignore it.
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By the way, as a public service for the Good of Humanity, a reminder to lurking primitives:
"DainBramaged in the DUmpster"
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,82728.0.html
It's got lots and lots of links testifying to his rage and hate, and at times suicidal despondency.
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By the way, as a public service for the Good of Humanity, a reminder to lurking primitives:
"DainBramaged in the DUmpster"
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,82728.0.html
It's got lots and lots of links testifying to his rage and hate, and at times suicidal despondency.
I looked at those threads, and all I can do, is quote a well known poster.
:ohmy:
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8 PM, my time. 9 in NJ. Sweet dreams, Dougy poo.
Let the death watch begin...
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I looked at those threads, and all I can do, is quote a well known poster.
:ohmy:
I always enjoyed this one:
DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-04-11 07:39 PM
Original message
Had my groceries disappear out of my car on the way home.
My two favorite no longer available Target bags, one canvas one burlap, bread, Swiss cheese, three Stonyfield 32 oz yogurts, bag of Almond Joy minis for my lunches this week, Olivio, foot long turkey and swiss sandwich from the deli for dinner tonight, corn muffins, pumpkin donuts, bananas, eggs, pancake syrup and a 12 pack of Lipton citrus tea. $44 worth of groceries in total. And the bags had the bread and eggs visible under the light where I was parked.
I work in a town where you don't really have to worry about stuff disappearing. I usually don't lock my doors where I get my lottery ticket, so I didn't tonight. There was a young guy in at the same time I was buying a candy bar, but with with change. Unkempt, and not clean looking. thin dirty jacket and skull rag on his head. He came in the back door almost simultaneously, went out the front into the area where I was parked after the cashier counted his change (OUT LOUD which was embarrassing as hell). He did not look like he was doing OK.
Got my ticket, yakked with the cashier a few, looked at the new Car and Driver, went out to the car, opened the door, and noticed the bags were gone off my passenger front seat. I thought for a couple of minutes, and let it go. Anyone who is hungry enough to steal groceries needs them way way more than I do.
I hope he enjoys the pumpkin donuts.......he needs them way way more than I do. And I hope he shares his good fortune with his friends or family. Even in one of the richest counties in America, we have a lot of people in need, but they get ignored.
Have a nice evening.
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Another good one that his boss might appreciate seeing [psst to Dougie's boss; he grips about you a lot]:
DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-02-12 09:16 AM
Original message
January 2nd and I'm at work (this sucks) are you at work today?
Driving in was like early Saturday morning. I work for a company that claims to be 'family' (the new Republican buzz word for business, the family company) but we're open EVERY holiday except Thanksgiving and Christmas, and they were open the day after Christmas.
Sucks.
Yeah yeah, I should be happy I have a job, yeah yeah.
Still sucks.
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Oct-26-10 11:35 AM
Original message
Confrontation with a Reich-winger
Here's the set up, I'm puting Office on one of the laptops, customer is spouting off to no one in articular how everyone is tired of the Democrats.
Me: And why do you think everyone is tired? Early voting shows a larger turnout nationwide by Democratic voters than Republicans....
Him: That's a lie.
Me: is Fox News the only station you watch?
Him: What does that have to do with anything, the people want Obama out.
Me: Apparently the people voted him in two years ago.
Him: Not my people
Me: You mean rich white Republicans?
Him: begins cursing, goes outside.
End of show. Lots of smiles in the waiting room after he left.
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Thu Aug-11-11 02:59 PM
Original message
Survival of the fittest
I work in a sea of asphalt. Our frontage is over a quarter mile. There is nothing green for nearly 500 feet behind us and to the right of the building I work in. My office/workshop is on the second floor. Looking out is a four lane highway and about a quarter mile that way is a river.
Two weeks ago tomorrow I bought a one pound bag of pistachios from the nut man. He's been coming here (and hundreds of other businesses) for over 25 years. He's put two daughters through college selling nuts and candies to retail establishments and office buildings in my area.
I like the occasional nut. Good for you and they make you work to enjoy them. So I left the bag on my desk over the weekend and came back Monday morning last week to find a small hole in the bottom of the bag. I didn't think much of it, and last week enjoyed my nuts a few times. This past Monday, the bag was on the floor and nearly empty. My bad I thought. I finished them and thought nothing of it.
This morning I come in turn on my computer (one I built for me) and it starts making a racket. My computer is a very compact chassis Shuttle and takes up little space. I immediately turn it off, disconnect it and open it up on my workbench.
It's FULL of pistachio shells and other assorted junk, half-eaten Reese's Pieces, the remainder of some Cheetos (yes, but I don't live in a basement). And tiny tiny tiny mouse turds. Smaller than a grain of rice by a large amount. I left a slot cover off the back to let the video card I use get a little more air, and that's how the bugger decided to get in AFTER climbing up my desk and pilfering my nuts and now taking up residence in my computer. How he got here amazes me. But he found me and now mooches my nuts. Not much, enough to survive. I moved his "home" to the floor this morning, so it should be easier for him to go back if he chooses.
I will not destroy him. Any creature who came this far and worked so hard to share my pistachios is OK in my book. I will get a trap that will not hurt him, buy him a home at PetSmart this weekend, and he can stay under my care as long as he wants.
I think I'll call him Tweak.
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-19-11 11:47 AM
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So Sept 1 we're changing health insurance companies, and oh by the way, your rates are going up
For me from $82 a week to $126 a week. Oh and my drug co-pay on 4 of my drugs is up by 60% too so it's now going to cost $320 a month for my drugs.
The good thing is we should be glad we still have health insurance.
At the end of every week after all expenses and gas money for the week, I'll have $40 for food
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Another good one that his boss might appreciate seeing [psst to Dougie's boss; he grips about you a lot]:
We all gripe about our boss, and who we may work for.
We're also smart enough not to post it in a public forum where it reflects poorly on that employer.
I can not believe he would bad-mouth them like that. :banghead:
DB, your employer is providing for you. Shut yer damn mouth.
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-21-11 11:15 AM
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It's bad enough when the IRS ****s up and you have to pay, but then getting hit by a drunk driver...
So a couple of days ago I posted the story about the IRS and their dogged pursuit of the working poor to make up for the losses of the corporations.
http://www.democraticunde...nd.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
Almost within a week of having to handle the IRS, on a sunny Sunday morning in mid-September right before noon I hear this horrific noise outside of my apartment, I look out my window and see this red something or the other coming to a halt in the middle of the street. My immediate thought was that there was an accident via collision with another vehicle coming out of the side street. I got on the phone with 911 and as I got to the street, there weren't any other vehicles except a destroyed Ford Escape sitting in the middle of the intersection with a man slowly getting out. Pausing I turned and realized he had hit my car and my best friend's car, bad.
My friend's car took the brunt of the damage, being pushed back almost ten feet and up onto the sidewalk. His estimate is $8,000. It's an '07 G6 convertible. Mine sustained $4500 damage, it's an '07 Cobalt SS.
The DRUNK who hit us apparently fell asleep at the wheel at 11:30 in the morning and side-swiped our cars. The amazing part was he was functioning immediately after the accident and unhurt. The police put him in the cruiser when they arrived and immediately arrested him for impaired driving, reckless driving, and a Host of other charges. His car is totaled by the way. Lucky he had active insurance. I don't have rental or road service, and couldn't afford the difference if I did. When my friend's car is finished in the nest two weeks, mine goes in and I get to be taxied.
When he was brought down to the station and given a breathalyzer test AN HOUR after the accident, he blew a .25 . Yup, 3 times over the limit in NJ. We're sure it would have been a 3. at the scene. Its amazing he's alive, and is definitely a functioning alcoholic.
Like they say God protects the drunks and little children, but someone has to pay for their stupidity.
My life sucketh.
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Fri Dec-09-11 04:18 PM
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"Can you spare any change for food?"
That comment stunned me as I exited my local supermarket earlier this afternoon. I turned, and there sitting as if everything was great on this sunny day, reading a newspaper like they belonged, was a young couple. First glance, well dressed, not dirty, no 'meth marks' on their faces. Neither smoking. He shaggy blond hair sticking out from under a ski cap, her dark hair under a hoodie. Nice coats, nice boots on both.
"Is it for food or drugs and booze?"
No sir (huh, sir, are you shitting me?) we're hungry and we have no money.
You have split seconds to think how to respond without being hostile appearing or judgemental.
"Can I buy you lunch?"
YES sir, yes sir you can!"
I had just come out of the market, $43.00 in food for most of the week. Fits in a couple of cloth bags. I had a $20 as the change.
"I need to put this in my car, I'll be right back"
OK, we'll wait."
Polite, good teeth, pretty warmly dressed, but there was this edge, they didn't seem to be 'average' homeless.
Stuff in the car, walking back. I think, what is it, stray dogs and cats, dozens of people coming in and out, they asked me. I'm no angel, but my angels keep me grounded.
"Pizza good?"
Yes sir, if it's hot, we're happy!"
We walk down the mall to the pizza joint. "Where are you from?" Not around here sir."
"Are you both older than 18?" " Yes sir, I'm 23, my sister is 21."
Their names are Rich and Pat. I took it as truth. I have no reason to doubt them.
We got to the pizza joint and found a booth. "How about hot subs instead of pizza, I'm sure you get that a lot?" Quick looks and a faint smile from his sister, "Yes sir, we'd like that, you can order for us."
As I've stated before, we've not many 'poor' round these parts, it's one of the richest Puke counties in the US. I ordered them meatball subs and got them both drinks from the cooler. I spent $18.42 of my $20 bill. I'm the one who will be sucking down PB&J sandwiches this week, but that's OK.
"Where are you from?" Quick glances, nods, and then " We're from Indiana, we've been trying to get South where it's warmer before it is too cold. Our Mom had some problems she can't fix, we couldn't stay."
I sat speechless while they ate, it wasn't my place to ask any more personal questions. When you're poor and you HAVE to get out of your house, it's probably best. Their hair wasn't clean. Their hands were, but it was a while since they've showered.
"I'm not trying to be a jerk, but you have nice clothes". " Oh, (laughing quietly) we just raided the clothing bins over there last night, folks throw away nice clothes around here. My boots are new, little big, but they're new."
Living on the road in the richest country in the world and you're raiding clothing donation bins to stay warm.
"How do you get rides, it's illegal to hitch around here." "We hang out where there are trucks and try and get a ride. It's not always pleasant, but we've made it here."
"How long have you been on the road?" "Three weeks, three weeks."
(disclaimer; we talked a lot more, just too much to write down. They never told me why they left, but they were genuinely good kids).
After they finished, I told them I had to go, and asked it I could do anything else to help.
"No sir, no sir, it's been a good day now"
I got up, I shook his hand, his sister gave me a tentative hug, and I gave them this small compact LCD flashlight I carry to help me see when I'm walking at night. They didn't want to take it, but I insisted.
I turned and walked out tears streaming down my wrinkled old face because there's nothing else I can do for them, I'm too poor myself. I only hope they make it ok, and I hope MY angel looks after them.
Thanks for reading.
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Oct-19-11 11:05 AM
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The IRS
Earlier this year I was notified by Sony that my identification credentials may have been compromised because their on-line game system was hacked. Being that I hadn't been involved with them since playing a trial of Conan a lot of years ago I didn't sweat it. But the notifications kept coming from them to take precautions,blah blah blah. So I did.
I posted a credit hold on all three of my credit reports and oh by the way, got a free copy of my credit report for doing so. And on the last page I saw it, an IRS tax levy for multiple tens of thousands of dollars. I nearly had a panic attack because I had no clue as to what was going on. So in May I took a vacation day, and went down to the IRS office (since you can't speak to anyone on the phone unless you get the super secret phone number because YOU owe them money.) to find out what's going on.
Turns out, my 2004 (TWO THOUSAND AND FOUR) tax return never made it to the IRS. And what was amazing was instead of sending notices to the last address from my 2003 tax return, which would have been forwarded to my new address in 2005, they sent the notices of being late and where is your return, and we're going to get you to a post office box I never owned or was associated with. Now, you can only claim refunds going back three years, but the IRS can get you for back taxes for seven years. In November of 2010 the IRS filed the tax levy (meaning they think I owe them but they hadn't garnished any assets yet) still sending notices to the PO box I never owned, and even though they kept getting 'not at this address' from the post office, they never gave up.
Leaving the office I was completely panicked. I didn't know if I had any of my files left from 2004, and the accountant who did my taxes that year was long ago out of business, so I was between a rock and a fireplace. I received a certified notice on September 8th that on October 8th they were going to file to attach any property I own and any salary I made and oh by the way I could go to the hearing in Rochester NY. (By this time you have to imagine how I felt). Here I am 60, one of the working poor, I have to decide each week between food and medicine, and they want $30+ thousand dollars or I'm basically dead. I live in an apartment, I am paying for my car, my IRA is long gone, and our new health-care (?) plan at work now costs $126 a week for ME and my medicine co-pays went up 50% and anything we do now has a 20% co-pay (ownership is not very pleasant).
I got them to give me another month, actually till tomorrow to find someone to recreate my 2004 return. I had found my copy of the 2004 return showing I lost money and owned no taxes, but I no longer had the documentation attached. I went through dozens of boxes of files and finally found some of the 2004 receipts and journals. It was something, but now I had another problem. No one wanted to help. 20 accounts, no one had software to do 2004. I'm screwed royally now. Two weeks ago I'm in an absolute panic when I talked to a friend to turned me on to his accountant. I met with them last Thursday.They would help as best they could, but his 'help' wasn't going to come cheap. $800 to recreate my 2004 tax return. And I have $134 in the bank.
He let me pick the return up yesterday. I gave him $100, had to pledge to give him $200 a moth for the next three months plus a final payment of $100 at 22% interest annual or he would sue me if I didn't pay him. What a great guy. And to top it off, I wound up owing over $8000 still. We couldn't find the last quarter of 2004 and a few credit card statements I needed for expenses. Jesus it's SEVEN YEARS AGO and the IRS wants mu blood from a stone.
I called the IRS last night, and talking to the agent I finally broke down, the nightmare isn't over. Once they get the returns, they'll cancel the levy and re-calculate the fines and penalties for being late and I'll have to work out a payment plan for the rest of my life. And that's on a net of about $50 a week after all of my expenses. And trust me, I have no more luxuries in my life, even Netflix is gone. My life officially sucks. I can't even give my beautiful daughter a Christmas present this year. And they won't give me a raise at work. A measly $100 a week, yet they hire 'managers' at the drop of a hat. I mailed the return this morning.
We're not GE. They will do it to any of us. God only knows why my return got lost in the first place. the IRS made a number of mistakes, and why they decided to come after me for this on the last day before the 7 years expired is beyond my understanding. Maybe the one agent I talked to last month said it all. "We have to get it from somewhere", and when you can't afford a lawyer or tax expert, or GE, they get it from us.
Thanks for reading.
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I'd be a bit concerned about an employee with so little financial responsibility.
It would make me wonder if they were cooking some numbers in order to take home a little more.
Auto dealer-ships get a little touchy when they think they're getting scammed.
Especially if it's by an employee.
DB better have his poop together on this one.
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Let's not for get that the ingrate had me on ignore until he made the transition to DU lll. Next to Frank, I'm one of the nicest people that you'd ever want to meet.
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Let's not for get that the ingrate had me on ignore until he made the transition to DU lll. Next to Frank, I'm one of the nicest people that you'd ever want to meet.
No you're not. Dutch is number two. I'm number three.
Do you like pie?
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No you're not. Dutch is number two. I'm number three.
Do you like pie?
All of my ex wives disagree with you.
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Let's not for get that the ingrate had me on ignore until he made the transition to DU lll.
Don't underestimate how important that is to me, when bearing a grudge against Dougie.
It's pretty damned important.
<<<dislikes people who shut off other people simply because they don't like what the other people say.
<<<has oftentimes found that such people are precisely, exactly, those people who need to hear opposing viewpoints.
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No you're not. Dutch is number two. I'm number three.
Do you like pie?
I am number two.
It's peach cobbler, so a bitchslap for that. In fact, BLITCHSLAPS FOR ALL!!!!
(http://thedisbrimstonedailypitchfork.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/walken-bitch-slap-demotivational-poster-1224438358_1_.jpg)
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There is probably a kernel of truth in every dain story.
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I'm pretty confident that from here on out, just about everything Crazy Doug posts at the DUmp will be forwarded to his employers, or former employers. It's going to take them a while just to catch up on his past posting.
I sure hope that doesn't inhibit his nuttiness.
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DainBramaged (39,099 posts)
122. i FORGOT TO MENTION, I made the 'landing' channel MSNBC (nbc News or whatever)
so when the box is turned on they get Morning Schmoe
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Well, busy weekend, huh? My thought is this: If you have a dedicated systems administrator, you need to be able to trust him implicitly. All business data must be secure. What you don't want is someone with an 8 year old's mentality, and the vindictiveness toward anybody who doesn't think like him politically. I would shitcan him immediately.
Great work, to all the sleuths! :hyper:
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Well, busy weekend, huh? My thought is this: If you have a dedicated systems administrator, you need to be able to trust him implicitly. All business data must be secure. What you don't want is someone with an 8 year old's mentality, and the vindictiveness toward anybody who doesn't think like him politically. I would shitcan him immediately.
Great work, to all the sleuths! :hyper:
Yes, absolutely, great work.
Alas, there's one guy who's going to take all the flak from the primitives; I imagine right at this minute Grandma Judy, the addled pie-and-jam primitive "grasswire," is donning her pipe and magnifying glass right now, hot in pursuit of that one guy who got Dougie fired.
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I loved his story about keeping a pet mouse under his desk and feeding it candy and Cheetos. I wonder if it has any relatives hiding out in the other office computers?
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Well, busy weekend, huh? My thought is this: If you have a dedicated systems administrator, you need to be able to trust him implicitly. All business data must be secure. What you don't want is someone with an 8 year old's mentality, and the vindictiveness toward anybody who doesn't think like him politically. I would shitcan him immediately.
Great work, to all the sleuths! :hyper:
He seems to me the type that would do something like the programmer from Jurassic Park and embed some kind of malicious code to screw the whole operation up should he be fired.
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Yes, absolutely, great work.
Alas, there's one guy who's going to take all the flak from the primitives; I imagine right at this minute Grandma Judy, the addled pie-and-jam primitive "grasswire," is donning her pipe and magnifying glass right now, hot in pursuit of that one guy who got Dougie fired.
Whoa! Is there any confirmation yet of Bulna's firing? That would be so great.
We need solid confirmation of walldudification, because those big brass plaques aren't cheap.
Don't ask Wishadoo! for the money until we're certain he's been walldudified.
Also, we have Doug's name, so can keep monitoring New Jersey obits in case he solves the problem without the humiliation of a wallduding.
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It's just amazing that they never learn! Of course that's the kind of people who vote democrat, but still...
Cindie
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DB has just now deleted his OP (at 2:31 pm).
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Thu Aug-11-11 02:59 PM
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I think I'll call him Tweak.
Why don't you call him the same thing civilized people call all DUmp democrats?
Vermin...
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DB has just now deleted his OP (at 2:31 pm).
Oh my!
:rotf:
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DB has just now deleted his OP (at 2:31 pm).
A bit late that. Whot?
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A bit late that. Whot?
Looks like someone read their email :whistling:
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DB has just now deleted his OP (at 2:31 pm).
Ruh Oh. DB will be eating his kittahs food a fore long. I wonder if he'll have a preference for either the 9 Lives or Friskers?
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DB needs to do a lot more than just delete a post. And he better figure out what that "a lot more" involves and then do it in double time.
I see no reason to give you any more warnings, primitive. Either cash it in now or it will be cashed in for you.
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Ruh Oh. DB will be eating his kittahs food a fore long.
Or he may be eating Tweak the mouse.
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With over 330 comments on that thread, he's going to be a busy little beaver.
I doubt many of them will self-delete just to save his sorry ass.
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Anybody live close enough to pop on down to Gearhart Chevrolet and watch a little Fox Snooz on the telly.
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Or he may be eating Tweak the mouse.
Or may be he can become Tweak The Circus Mouse.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2vr4TIILK0[/youtube]
Amazing what can happen when one believes the ends justify the means. When you discover a rogue sysop / admin it is a good idea to go to a complete system lockdown immediately and hire an outside cleaner. All account passwords need to be disabled until security can be restored. It is a huge pain in the ass. And you can still miss backdoors. With great trust (in the computer sense ) there can be great treachery.
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The dealership appears to be a class act.
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Well, luckily for DUmmy Doug, his thread about sabotaging Gearhart Chevrolet is memorialized here and many other places, along with all his previous loony posts.
Doug Bulna can become a worthy addition to the Walldude Wall of Shame.
Let's hear it for Doug Bulna!
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Let's hear it for Doug Bulna!
I hereby DUb him DUmmie Doug "His Own Grave" Bulna.
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Putting the "DB" in "DUMB."
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Maybe he got a promotion out of all this??? :lmao:
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I don't understand why DB would self-delete his OP. I mean, isn't he PROUD of what he did? He sure was bragging about it at the DUmp. Shouldn't he think of it as a public service, sparing all the poor saps from the blaring propaganda emanating from Faux News? C'mon DB, stand up for what you believe in! Say it proud, say it loud: "I STOLE THE REMOTE! I DID IT FOR YOU!!"
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If by chance that he is wallduded, it will be a nice addition to his resume. Would love to hear him explain his discharge after years on the job.
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I actually do NOT want DB to lose his job. I would rather this be a teachable moment for him. I hope he realizes what he did was wrong, apologizes to management, and accepts whatever reprimand/discipline he has coming--for instance, transcribing an entire Fox News broadcast by hand.
But then, I'm a big believer in repentance, forgiveness, and amendment of life.
(Not holding my breath, though.)
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He posted that thinking he'd be a hero. How'd that work out?
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I actually do NOT want DB to lose his job. I would rather this be a teachable moment for him. I hope he realizes what he did was wrong, apologizes to management, and accepts whatever reprimand/discipline he has coming--for instance, transcribing an entire Fox News broadcast by hand.
But then, I'm a big believer in repentance, forgiveness, and amendment of life.
(Not holding my breath, though.)
I think there is something fundamentally wrong with many DUmmies. They cannot learn. It could be insanity or drug induced brain damage. But there are some who are so hate filled I fear the curse of Romans chapter one is upon them...where God knowing they would never repent, removed the barriers and allows them to delve ever deeper into their own depravity.
The hate of some on the left is beyond any hope I can see. I sometimes think only the tribulation can reach them.
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Frontrunner for DOTY ?
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Frontrunner for DOTY ?
Pole position at this point, I'd say.
DB ending up as DOTY is far more than a remote possibility.
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Frontrunner for DOTY ?
That's what I was thinking. He's going to be hard to top!!
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Pole position at this point, I'd say.
DB ending up as DOTY is far more than a remote possibility.
I can only give one high five/hour.
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Pole position at this point, I'd say.
DB ending up as DOTY is far more than a remote possibility.
Solid runnerup. He needs more than a single epic DUmb democrat act to take the lead.
His nose is just barely in front of the fat shot girl right now.
I'd love to see the PMs he received over the weekend.
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I can only give one high five/hour.
I'll do it.
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Solid runnerup. He needs more than a single epic DUmb democrat act to take the lead. His nose is just barely in front of the fat shot girl right now.
"The fat shot girl"?? Hoodat?
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Pole position at this point, I'd say.
DB ending up as DOTY is far more than a remote possibility.
(http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/4619115+_b123cc6d0e2e6cec3ad45ac8070ee5f4.jpg)
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"The fat shot girl"?? Hoodat?
Lady Freedom Returns, the convenience store primitive in Joplin, Missouri.
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Say it proud, say it loud: "I STOLE THE REMOTE! I DID IT FOR YOU!!"
Don't cry for me fellow DUmmies,
The truth is I'm still a moonbat
All through my jailed days
My drugged existence
I kept my promise
Don't serve me pizza...
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I'd love to see the PMs he received over the weekend.
It's been incredible, how many lurking primitives have visited this thread.
I have to check, although it'll be time-consuming, to see if this attracted more traffic than the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive's thread when she got wallduded.....not by decent and civilized people, but by one of her own fellow primitives.
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I actually do NOT want DB to lose his job. I would rather this be a teachable moment for him. I hope he realizes what he did was wrong, apologizes to management, and accepts whatever reprimand/discipline he has coming--for instance, transcribing an entire Fox News broadcast by hand.
But then, I'm a big believer in repentance, forgiveness, and amendment of life.
(Not holding my breath, though.)
From earlier in this thread:
What could come of this--although I'm not betting the farm that it'll happen--is that Dougie has a Saul on the Road to Damascus moment, it dawning on him in a flash, "Man, I've always been a real asshole, a real jerk, a really angry bitter mean nasty negative person, and look where it's gotten me. Maybe if I become a nicer, gentler, kinder, more tolerant, more indulgent, sort of person, the rest of my life'll turn out better."
It could happen, but don't risk more than two cents wagering on it happening.
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Solid runnerup. He needs more than a single epic DUmb democrat act to take the lead.
You're probably right; he needs to do four or five more stunts similar with this, to catch up with the cousin.
His past record is #05 Top DUmmie of 2012 (tied with the big guy from Bellevue), #04 Top DUmmie of 2011, and #07 Top Dummie of 2009. I think he'll finish highly, but not enough for first place.
He's got to try harder.
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I actually do NOT want DB to lose his job. I would rather this be a teachable moment for him. I hope he realizes what he did was wrong, apologizes to management, and accepts whatever reprimand/discipline he has coming--for instance, transcribing an entire Fox News broadcast by hand.
But then, I'm a big believer in repentance, forgiveness, and amendment of life.
(Not holding my breath, though.)
Charles, your being a man of the cloth, I can totally understand where you're coming from, and I respect that.
Now, having said that, were we putting our balls on the DUmmie chopping block, how many of them would think to themselves, "You know, maybe a little forgiveness is in order here?" Yeah, you see me working. I can't think of a single non-mole DUmmie who wouldn't be out for blood, if only to slake their thirst for just a moment before resuming their hollow, meaningless existences. While I would like to think that I'm not of that sort, neither am I the one to turn the other cheek without some sort of lesson being learned by our slow to comprehend little Internet poo-flingers.
In the immortal words of Christian Bale as Batman, "I won't kill you--but I don't have to save you."
The DUmmie mess is one of his own making, and his alone. All we did here was point and recognize it for what it was.
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You're probably right; he needs to do four or five more stunts similar with this, to catch up with the cousin.
His past record is #05 Top DUmmie of 2012 (tied with the big guy from Bellevue), #04 Top DUmmie of 2011, and #07 Top Dummie of 2009. I think he'll finish highly, but not enough for first place.
He's got to try harder.
But you have to take into account that his liberal stupidity might cost him his job. He certainly forfeited his online anonymity on DU. No telling how much pain his liberal stupidity might cost him.
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But you have to take into account that his liberal stupidity might cost him his job. He certainly forfeited his online anonymity on DU. No telling how much pain his liberal stupidity might cost him.
GOBUCKS earlier in this thread (I think it was this thread) earlier itemized the primitives who lost their jobs because of their big mouths. They didn't lose their jobs because of anything decent and civilized people did to them; they lost them through their own fault, their own big mouths.
I wouldn't call them instances of "wallduding," but other primitives got into trouble of one sort or another by shooting off their big mouths--one thinks of the big guy in Bellevue, the concert promoter in that small city in Illinois, the mayor of that small town down in Georgia, &c., &c., &c.
And among minor examples, I'm sure the addled grasswire primitive blames us for that she never opened up that pie-and-jam shoppe.
We're just spectators here, watching the primitives shoot their own selves in the foot, or the face.
Words have consequences. I have a big mouth, but I'm always aware there might be consquences, some of them unanticipated and some of them unpleasant for me.
Too bad the primitives don't understand this; they persist in believing their actions have only the consequences they want them to have.
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Lady Freedom Returns, the convenience store primitive in Joplin, Missouri.
Yes, it was a very short interview when she applied for a job as a shotgirl at a Joplin bar.
I was unaware such a career existed, but learned the main qualifications are either a pretty face, great tits, or a nice ass.
Lady Freedom Returns profoundly lacks all three qualifications, and so ended up peddling Mountain Dew, lottery tickets, and condoms on the midnight shift.
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Sing along with Doug!
"Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90290.0.html)
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That was eeeeevil. :-)
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That was eeeeevil. :-)
Not eeeeevil enough. :whistling:
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It's not like many of us have not taken the time and effort to show Dain the errors of his ways. I guess now will be the time to see if he still gets pain on Fridays or if he spends Fridays sitting at the unemployment office filling out resumes.
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Charles, your being a man of the cloth, I can totally understand where you're coming from, and I respect that.
Now, having said that, were we putting our balls on the DUmmie chopping block, how many of them would think to themselves, "You know, maybe a little forgiveness is in order here?" Yeah, you see me working. I can't think of a single non-mole DUmmie who wouldn't be out for blood, if only to slake their thirst for just a moment before resuming their hollow, meaningless existences. While I would like to think that I'm not of that sort, neither am I the one to turn the other cheek without some sort of lesson being learned by our slow to comprehend little Internet poo-flingers.
In the immortal words of Christian Bale as Batman, "I won't kill you--but I don't have to save you."
The DUmmie mess is one of his own making, and his alone. All we did here was point and recognize it for what it was.
The old saying, "You made your bed--now lie in it!" comes to mind.
Actions have consequences--especially monumentally stupid ones.
Reminds me of this emoticon: :dozer:
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I just saw this now, and as I've said before, DB lives in a RED County, the only towns in Morris County that lean Democrat are Dover and Morristown, Denville is RED, the Mayor and Council are all Republican, here's the political breakdown of the town:
As of March 23, 2011, there were a total of 11,789 registered voters in Denville Township, of which 2,288 (19.4%) were registered as Democrats, 4,951 (42.0%) were registered as Republicans and 4,542 (38.5%) were registered as Unaffiliated.
Denville and those surrounding towns cater to a clientele who are rich and Republican, you don't change Fox there, fool!
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Par for the course for the DUmmies, he's a handsome devil isn't he.
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I just saw this now, and as I've said before, DB lives in a RED County, the only towns in Morris County that lean Democrat are Dover and Morristown, Denville is RED, the Mayor and Council are all Republican, here's the political breakdown of the town:
As of March 23, 2011, there were a total of 11,789 registered voters in Denville Township, of which 2,288 (19.4%) were registered as Democrats, 4,951 (42.0%) were registered as Republicans and 4,542 (38.5%) were registered as Unaffiliated.
Denville and those surrounding towns cater to a clientele who are rich and Republican, you don't change Fox there, fool!
Don't you feel the urge to go shopping for a new Chevrolet? Just window shopping though.
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Don't you feel the urge to go shopping for a new Chevrolet? Just window shopping though.
No LOL, I'm happy to have paid off cars, I don't want payments in this economy.
BTW I hope he doesn't lose his job, I hate to see anyone out of work, but he needs to keep his politics out of his business especially when your business caters to rich people who are overwhelmingly Republican and Independent/Unaffiliated ie Conservative.
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No LOL, I'm happy to have paid off cars, I don't want payments in this economy.
BTW I hope he doesn't lose his job, I hate to see anyone out of work, but he needs to keep his politics out of his business especially when your business caters to rich people who are overwhelmingly Republican and Independent/Unaffiliated ie Conservative.
Well just visit, stop in the lounge and have a cup of coffee. Watch some TV.
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BTW I hope he doesn't lose his job, I hate to see anyone out of work, but he needs to keep his politics out of his business especially when your business caters to rich people who are overwhelmingly Republican and Independent/Unaffiliated ie Conservative.
I'm not nearly as kind, I want to see this DUmmie idiot pay in spades for his childish stupidity. Pain and repetition are the best teachers on the planet, DUmmie Doug Braun needs a healthy dose of both to finish growing up.
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I'm not nearly as kind, I want to see this DUmmie idiot pay in spades for his childish stupidity. Pain and repetition are the best teachers on the planet, DUmmie Doug Braun needs a healthy dose of both to finish growing up.
Same here. He is 62 and acts like a kid. :mental:
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I can't fathom myself blocking MSNBC or say Current TV at work then running to a conservative forum and bragging about it.
Really, this guy is 62 years old? Just shows the petulant children we are dealing with.
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Doug Bulna. Let's get his name straight. Doug Bulna.
Maybe Doug Bulna will show up on a search engine somewhere.
Crazy Doug Bulna. If he gets fired, I hope he takes it hard.
Sure wish DUmmy Elad would finish that Dead DUmmy forum that Skimmer promised to the CalPig.
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Well his name is still showing as SysAdmin on the company website.
"Hey Doug, as your last official act..." :-)
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Am I right in understanding that if the name Doug Bulna shows up in a lot of posts, these threads will show up on search engines?
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Am I right in understanding that if the name Doug Bulna shows up in a lot of posts, these threads will show up on search engines?
Yes.
And incidentally, that's why it's required that when one post a campfire from Skin's island, that one include the screen-name of the primitive who lit it.
I dunno why, but some seem to omit that part, and it's important.
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Yes.
And incidentally, that's why it's required that when one post a campfire from Skin's island, that one include the screen-name of the primitive who lit it.
I dunno why, but some seem to omit that part, and it's important.
Maybe we need a reference section, maybe in the sandhills, linking the DUmmy moniker and real name.
Hell, it doesn't have to be secretive. Just put a link in the DUmping ground, much like when a DUmmy changes their screen name. We have a thread showing old name-new name. Same principle could apply.
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Well his name is still showing as SysAdmin on the company website.
"Hey Doug, as your last official act..." :-)
:lmao:
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Am I right in understanding that if the name Doug Bulna shows up in a lot of posts, these threads will show up on search engines?
I just did a nadin search on the brain-damaged primitive, specifying for the past seven days only.
It's got just one page, and half of those are from here and freerepublic.
It shows the last time he commented on Skins's island was Saturday evening; nothing since then.
When a primitive shows up on the nadin search engine with quite a few references to this place, and to freeepublic, mixed in with his quotes from Skins's island, it must make those out of the know wonder what's up with the primitive.
It's all good.
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the last time he commented on Skins's island was Saturday evening; nothing since then.
Not so. DB made a small number of posts yesterday (none of them about the Case of the Missing Remote). Nothing today so far, though. I hope he's OK.
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I hope he's OK.
I hope that if he commits suicide, he does it efficiently.
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The one word I would use to describe DB's conduct in this matter is "petty." For such a petty offense, I don't think he should be fired. A good talking-to, maybe a little public humiliation--a pantsing in front of the sales team, something like that--DB climbs up in the rafters and retrieves the remote, he licks his wounds, and he's back on the job. Let the punishment fit the crime.
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Not so. DB made a small number of posts yesterday (none of them about the Case of the Missing Remote). Nothing today so far, though. I hope he's OK.
How did you find them? I just used the nadin machine less than an hour ago, and that's what it showed.
I hope he's not okay, for his own good. He has to hit bottom before he can get well, and if he doesn't hit bottom, he's never going to get well.
<<<always concerned for the fate of one's fellow humans.
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The one word I would use to describe DB's conduct in this matter is "petty." For such a petty offense, I don't think he should be fired. A good talking-to, maybe a little public humiliation--a pantsing in front of the sales team, something like that--DB climbs up in the rafters and retrieves the remote, he licks his wounds, and he's back on the job. Let the punishment fit the crime.
Oh but there's something else here; I forget whether it was Karin or AprilRazz who originally pointed it out.
As "systems administrator" for a big automotive dealership, the tax-evading brain-damaged primitive is privy to a great deal of confidential information.
Would you want someone who's "only petty" (quotation marks intentional) trusted with your confidential information?
I think he should be fired, so that he becomes a better person in the end.
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How did you find them?
I used the google and typed in
site:democraticunderground.com dainbramaged
And I refined the search, first to a custom range of August 25-27, then August 26-27, and then I searched for the past 24 hours.
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I used the google and typed in
site:democraticunderground.com dainbramaged
And I refined the search, first to a custom range of August 25-27, then August 26-27, and then I searched for the past 24 hours.
I used dainbramaged site: democraticunderground, in that order, and then specified "the past week" in the advanced search.
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The one word I would use to describe DB's conduct in this matter is "petty." For such a petty offense, I don't think he should be fired. A good talking-to, maybe a little public humiliation--a pantsing in front of the sales team, something like that--DB climbs up in the rafters and retrieves the remote, he licks his wounds, and he's back on the job. Let the punishment fit the crime.
For me, hiding the remote is a fairly minor deal. The more severe employment related offense was him posting that because he is the System Admin management will believe whatever he tells them. Actively lying to management, and then bragging about it on a public forum, is the offense that that could see him being fired for.
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This might seem an irrelevant beef to many here, but to me, it's important in that it reveals a great deal about Dougie's character--the way he kept putting Tucker on "ignore."
Tucker's a nice guy, and full of illumination; people become better people by paying attention to Tucker. He doesn't deserve to be ignored.
That was getting my goat years ago.
This resentment is--surprise!--because I'm deaf, and usually am desperately trying to hear anything, something, from anyone, everyone.....and failing.
I cannot possibly imagine someone with hearing, not wanting to hear.
It blows my mind.
If I could hear, I'd want to hear everything, from everybody, so as to become a better person.
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For me, hiding the remote is a fairly minor deal. The more severe employment related offense was him posting that because he is the System Admin management will believe whatever he tells them. Actively lying to management, and then bragging about it on a public forum, is the offense that that could see him being fired for.
Exactly. It goes to the matter of character and trust. If you can't trust you admin how can you trust you network? Is he selling your client list? Posting on company time? If he is willing to play you for a fool what must he think of you to post it.
I agree that taking the remote is petty but as CR points out his further actions, spiking it in the end zone if you will, are what 'draw the flag'. He has access to all the vital company information and has demonstrated he cannot be trusted. Case closed!
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Exactly. It goes to the matter of character and trust. If you can't trust you admin how can you trust you network? Is he selling your client list? Posting on company time? If he is willing to play you for a fool what must he think of you to post it.
I agree that taking the remote is petty but as CR points out his further actions, spiking it in the end zone if you will, are what 'draw the flag'. He has access to all the vital company information and has demonstrated he cannot be trusted. Case closed!
The tax-evading brain-damaged primitive did something else "petty," years ago, but this was before I got acquainted with him, and I don't know the details. Tucker does, though.
It had something to do with the United Automobile Workers and a company computer.
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For me, hiding the remote is a fairly minor deal. The more severe employment related offense was him posting that because he is the System Admin management will believe whatever he tells them. Actively lying to management, and then bragging about it on a public forum, is the offense that that could see him being fired for.
The cover up is worse than the crime. To top it, he bragged about it. If Dain Bramaged never said a word about it, we would not talk about this.
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The tax-evading brain-damaged primitive did something else "petty," years ago, but this was before I got acquainted with him, and I don't know the details. Tucker does, though.
It had something to do with the United Automobile Workers and a company computer.
We use to have hard and fast rules separating corporate and union computers. I had several friends at the union hall but I was not allowed to do anything for them in terms of computers. Verboten. Appears exercising bad judgment is not a new thing with Drain. Like the drunk driver, one wonders how many times this type thing has happened before he got caught.
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The cover up is worse than the crime. To top it, he bragged about it. If Dain Bramaged never said a word about it, we would not talk about this.
It's what got Richard Nixon.
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The one word I would use to describe DB's conduct in this matter is "petty." For such a petty offense, I don't think he should be fired. A good talking-to, maybe a little public humiliation--a pantsing in front of the sales team, something like that--DB climbs up in the rafters and retrieves the remote, he licks his wounds, and he's back on the job. Let the punishment fit the crime.
I say give him the chair.
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The one word I would use to describe DB's conduct in this matter is "petty." For such a petty offense, I don't think he should be fired. A good talking-to, maybe a little public humiliation--a pantsing in front of the sales team, something like that--DB climbs up in the rafters and retrieves the remote, he licks his wounds, and he's back on the job. Let the punishment fit the crime.
Not being a computer expert, I'm not certain, but my impression is that a system administrator has access to every detail of the company's operation. Payroll, costs, profits, executive compensation, taxes, email communications, legal issues, everything.
For Doug Bulna, with that kind of access to critical confidential information, to reveal himself as an unbalanced radical leftist should be more than alarming.
If it isn't a firing offense, what would be?
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I have the feeling that his title as a systems administrator is a bit 'inflated', and that he does little work on the software end of things - that he is a hardware monkey. Hardware replacement. Networking. Answers the age old question "Why won't my computer print ?" Maybe has reloaded an OS or two, or scrubbed an obsolete hard disk. Maybe even keeps the WWW site updated (new pictures, sales, prices, that sort of thing).
I don't think he does anything involving writing/updating/maintaining software, and I suspect he has very little access to it - especially since it appears that http://gearhartchevy.com/ is a 'canned' website - produced from a common source, then prettied up for the client.
Not that there is anything wrong with that, mind you - hell, I have a couple of 'canned ' web backends I designed myself, and I use my 'innards' often with existing free CSS templates that I modify for the client. - No need to reinvent the wheel every time I put a site together.
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I hope non one on this site is waiting for DB to learn a lesson, much less realize the error of his lib ways. For that to happen, a lib has to get mugged in some fashion, but not mugged by themselves. That just initiates the lib blame game.
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I don't think he does anything involving writing/updating/maintaining software, and I suspect he has very little access to it - especially since it appears that http://gearhartchevy.com/ is a 'canned' website - produced from a common source, then prettied up for the client.
That's another thing that kind of surprised me oin this deal.
Gearhart Chevy and Schumacher Chevy, both owned by the same hyphenated woman, have really cheap, crude-looking websites. That led me to believe that our buddy Doug Bulna had something to do with both of them.
But I haven't looked at many auto dealer websites. Maybe lots of them are cheap and crude-looking.
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But I haven't looked at many auto dealer websites. Maybe lots of them are cheap and crude-looking.
They are and some are much worse.
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Not being a computer expert, I'm not certain, but my impression is that a system administrator has access to every detail of the company's operation. Payroll, costs, profits, executive compensation, taxes, email communications, legal issues, everything.
For Doug Bulna, with that kind of access to critical confidential information, to reveal himself as an unbalanced radical leftist should be more than alarming.
If it isn't a firing offense, what would be?
A systems administrator needs to be a trusted individual. Doug has not proved he can be trusted. Even if he made up the story about the remote, that is even more reason not for his employer not to trust him. General Motors has a very strict code of conduct that it's dealerships and the dealership employees must follow. Ethics is pretty important.
Many system administrators have to pass back ground checks so they can be trusted with confidential information. Just imagine a data base full of customer's credit applications, social security numbers, driver license numbers, credit card numbers, bank information and a guy like DB being trusted with such information. That would scare the shit out of me if I was their customer.
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I have the feeling that his title as a systems administrator is a bit 'inflated', and that he does little work on the software end of things - that he is a hardware monkey. Hardware replacement. Networking. Answers the age old question "Why won't my computer print ?" Maybe has reloaded an OS or two, or scrubbed an obsolete hard disk. Maybe even keeps the WWW site updated (new pictures, sales, prices, that sort of thing).
I'd guess he's more at the level of putting new paper and ink cartridges into the printers.
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http://www.yelp.com/biz/gearhart-chevrolet-denville-5
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http://www.yelp.com/biz/gearhart-chevrolet-denville-5
Looks like they have a customer service problem in the service department . . . ! :fuelfire:
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Just imagine a data base full of customer's credit applications, social security numbers, driver license numbers, credit card numbers, bank information and a guy like DB being trusted with such information.
Especially if he found out for a fact that the customer was a repuke! Or God forbid, a fullblown teaparty member. Or a repuke running for office. He's so vindictive and hyper-partisan, I can absolutely see him stealing this data, and doing something nefarious with it. Doug Bulna cannot be trusted.
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You know, I must say there's a grievous disappointment in learning more about the tax-evading brain-damaged primitive.
As many here know, I form "images" in my imagination, about what primitives look like, based upon their comments and vocabulary.
I did know this primitive was 5'10" and 240 pounds, because he said so.
I did know this primitive was a little bit over sixty, because he said so.
So with that concrete knowledge in hand, I essayed to paint a portrait of him in my mind, based upon his comments.
What I "pictured" was some grey-haired butch-haircutted short bulky guy with a square torso and square head, a perpetual grimace on his face, and with a bug-eye.
Man, did I get that wrong.
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You know, I must say there's a grievous disappointment in learning more about the tax-evading brain-damaged primitive.
As many here know, I form "images" in my imagination, about what primitives look like, based upon their comments and vocabulary.
I did know this primitive was 5'10" and 240 pounds, because he said so.
I did know this primitive was a little bit over sixty, because he said so.
So with that concrete knowledge in hand, I essayed to paint a portrait of him in my mind, based upon his comments.
What I "pictured" was some grey-haired butch-haircutted short bulky guy with a square torso and square head, a perpetual grimace on his face, and with a bug-eye.
Man, did I get that wrong.
In the day of live operators I use to form images of them based on their voice. That was a bad plan too. :whistling: I actually got to meet a few and trust me when I say they never looked like I imagined them, many being how shall we say 'a bit stern heavy' from sitting.
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Especially if he found out for a fact that the customer was a repuke! Or God forbid, a fullblown teaparty member. Or a repuke running for office. He's so vindictive and hyper-partisan, I can absolutely see him stealing this data, and doing something nefarious with it. Doug Bulna cannot be trusted.
If you have someone's name and address, his political donations are open for anyone to see online.
The majority of people in the market for a new car, even a POS Government Motors vehicle, are not deadbeat democrats.
I'd say a decent, civilized person is rolling the dice if he does business with Gearhart Chevrolet or Schumacher Chevrolet.
He's puttting all his confidential financial information into the hands of Doug Bulna, a raving, crazy moonbat.
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http://www.yelp.com/biz/gearhart-chevrolet-denville-5
Very tempting to post a review warning about the system admin. with IRS problems and who posts on DU as Dain Bramaged.........But that would be wrong.
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Very tempting to post a review warning about the system admin. with IRS problems and who posts on DU as Dain Bramaged.........But that would be wrong.
I dare you....
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Very tempting to post a review warning about the system admin. with IRS problems and who posts on DU as Dain Bramaged.........But that would be wrong.
Uh, actually I think it's a good idea to leave the dealership out of this.
Our focus needs to remain on the tax-evading brain-damaged primitive himself, and ways and means he can earn his way back into humanity.
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Uh, actually I think it's a good idea to leave the dealership out of this.
Our focus needs to remain on the tax-evading brain-damaged primitive himself, and ways and means he can earn his way back into humanity.
Spoiled sport...I just love to see the DUmmies squirm because of their own actions. Even though I know your right.
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Uh, actually I think it's a good idea to leave the dealership out of this.
Our focus needs to remain on the tax-evading brain-damaged primitive himself, and ways and means he can earn his way back into humanity.
Voice of reason.
In time DB will hang himself.
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Uh, actually I think it's a good idea to leave the dealership out of this.
Our focus needs to remain on the tax-evading brain-damaged primitive himself, and ways and means he can earn his way back into humanity.
Sorry coach. I was channeling Tricky Dick Nixon there for a minute.
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In time DB will hang himself.
That's why I "unstickied" this thread, as we're waiting for him to mount the gallows, and so best to move on to other primitives, other campfires, other projects until that happens.
As soon as he does, the thread'll show up at the top of the page again.
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Uh, actually I think it's a good idea to leave the dealership out of this.
Well, maybe so, but you know, Doug Bulna is a crazy far-left radical lunatic.
The hyphenated lady who owns the dealership and employs him is most likely some flavor of moonbat, considering that even after marriage her hyphen remains intact.
Among moonbats, miscreants like Crazy Doug are never held responsible for their actions. Someone else, their enabler, is always chiefly to blame.
In that respect, the hypenated lady, Crazy Doug's enabler, is just as much involved in this as Crazy Doug.
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I agree with GO-BUCKS.
Hyphens, suck.
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Uh, actually I think it's a good idea to leave the dealership out of this.
Our focus needs to remain on the tax-evading brain-damaged primitive himself, and ways and means he can earn his way back into humanity.
I agree. The dealership knows all about DB now. Let them deal with it as they see fit. No need to hurt the business.
I posted something on their facebook wall a few days ago that I later decided was best to remove. I turned the message into a private discussion with the dealership. We have talked about several things other then DB as well.
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Well, maybe so, but you know, Doug Bulna is a crazy far-left radical lunatic.
The hyphenated lady who owns the dealershihp and employs him is most likely some flavor of moonbat, considering that even after marriage her hyphen remains intact.
Among moonbats, miscreants like Crazy Doug are never held responsible for their actions. Someone else, their enabler, is always chiefly to blame.
In that respect, the hypenated lady, Crazy Doug's enabler, is just as much involved in this as Crazy Doug.
I have conservative friend in the medical field that has uses a hyphenated name in her professional world. Her father was a well known doctor and once she was able to start seeing patients of her own, she elected to honor her father by using his name with her married name.
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DainBramaged has not posted at the DUmp since he posted three innocuous tiny little threads on Monday, August 26, one in the Science (Group) and two in the Pets (Group). DainBramaged's last post at the DUmp was this one:
Hey you, today is National Dog Day, hug your puppy (http://www.democraticunderground.com/116112957)
It was right after that, at 2:31 on Monday afternoon, that DB self-deleted his post about stealing the remote. My guess is that DB now is in deep CYA mode.
It is possible that DB has already re-appeared, or will soon re-appear, at the DUmp, but with a different secret identity. Is there a way to find out new DUmmie accounts/screen names when they surface?
Also, Gearhart Chevy has two websites. On one, DB is still listed as part of the staff. One the other, he does not appear. Whether or not the System Administrator was included on the latter, even before all this, I do not know.
Dot.com, with DB:
http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team
Dot.net, without DB:
http://www.gearhartchevy.net/Meet-Our-Staff
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"Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90290.0.html)
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It is possible that DB has already re-appeared, or will soon re-appear, at the DUmp, but with a different secret identity. Is there a way to find out new DUmmie accounts/screen names when they surface?
I'm not sure but there might be, the problem would be a starting point.
I figure he works out of two IP addresses, I think that if someone had those addresses there are tools on the internet that tracks traffic.
It would be nice if there was a mole that has access to Dougs addresses, that's the first part.
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I'm not sure but there might be, the problem would be a starting point.
I figure he works out of two IP addresses, I think that if someone had those addresses there are tools on the internet that tracks traffic.
It would be nice if there was a mole that has access to Dougs addresses, that's the first part.
My fellow alum Skins, Lord Marblehead EarlG, and the elusive enigmatic Elad don't trust anybody with ISP (internet service provider) numbers, least of all the primitives.
But that's neither here nor there; that'd be dirtily underhanded, and we're cleanly overhanded.
When Pamela ditched her "greenbriar" name and took on "demtenjeep," it was only a matter of days before anyone with a third of brain had it all figured out.
And the brain-damaged primitive is no intellectual colossus when compared with Pamela.
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DainBramaged has not posted at the DUmp since he posted three innocuous tiny little threads on Monday, August 26, one in the Science (Group) and two in the Pets (Group). DainBramaged's last post at the DUmp was this one:
Hey you, today is National Dog Day, hug your puppy (http://www.democraticunderground.com/116112957)
It was right after that, at 2:31 on Monday afternoon, that DB self-deleted his post about stealing the remote. My guess is that DB now is in deep CYA mode.
It is possible that DB has already re-appeared, or will soon re-appear, at the DUmp, but with a different secret identity. Is there a way to find out new DUmmie accounts/screen names when they surface?
Also, Gearhart Chevy has two websites. On one, DB is still listed as part of the staff. One the other, he does not appear. Whether or not the System Administrator was included on the latter, even before all this, I do not know.
Dot.com, with DB:
http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team
Dot.net, without DB:
http://www.gearhartchevy.net/Meet-Our-Staff <------------------
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"Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90290.0.html)
As Frank would say, "Oh my."
That doesn't look good (Actually it does).
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Heh, duh I'm slipping we already have one IP.
I may be able to figure out the other with that.
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And the brain-damaged primitive is no intellectual colossus when compared with Pamela.
That's true.
Pam is a stupid pathological liar, but Doug claims to have had large chunks of his brain surgically excised.
Maturity, humility, decency, honesty, judgment, and civility were apparently scooped out and plonked into the OR trash can
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That's true.
Pam is a stupid pathological liar, but Doug claims to have had large chunks of his brain surgically excised.
Maturity, humility, decency, honesty, judgment, and civility were apparently scooped out and plonked into the OR trash can
Apparently he wasn't using 'em in the first place, because Dr. Frankenstein didn't notice a difference.
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Apparently he wasn't using 'em in the first place, because Dr. Frankenstein didn't notice a difference.
That's "Fronk une steen".
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DainBramaged sighting!
In the last hour, in the Pets (Group):
http://www.democraticunderground.com/116112996
Thu Aug 29, 2013, 02:09 PM
DainBramaged (39,107 posts)
Patrick the Miracle Dog's Abuser Gets Probation, Fine
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"Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90290.0.html)
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Vandalism at it's finest.
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That's "Fronk une steen".
:hi5: for you sir. Now, walk this way... :-)
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DainBramaged sighting!
In the last hour, in the Pets (Group):
http://www.democraticunderground.com/116112996
Thu Aug 29, 2013, 02:09 PM
DainBramaged (39,107 posts)
Patrick the Miracle Dog's Abuser Gets Probation, Fine
So Crazy Doug is putting up goggie posts in mid-afternoon.
Good.
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If DainBramaged had not stolen the remote to begin with, this would of never happened. This is on top of the fact that he lied and bragged about it.
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If DainBramaged had not stolen the remote to begin with, this would of never happened. This is on top of the fact that he lied and bragged about it.
Locking the TV with parental control codes before stealing it was vandalism to boot.
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DainBramaged sighting!
In the last hour, in the Pets (Group):
http://www.democraticunderground.com/116112996
Thu Aug 29, 2013, 02:09 PM
DainBramaged (39,107 posts)
Patrick the Miracle Dog's Abuser Gets Probation, Fine
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"Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90290.0.html)
I see he posted without his usual snarky self.
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I see he posted without his usual snarky self.
Patrick the Miracle Dog has had a better week than Doug.
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I see he posted without his usual snarky self.
Sounds like he got a gift wrapped can of whoop ass.
I'll bet they took his pet mouse too.
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Something appears to be missing here:
http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team/
The page is sort of screwed up, almost as if someone had to do a make-do effort of removing someone from the staff page.
:popcorn:
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Something appears to be missing here:
http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team/
The page is sort of screwed up, almost as if someone had to do a make-do effort of removing someone from the staff page.
:popcorn:
Yep looks like he's no longer listed.
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Whoopsie!!!
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I wouldn't read too much into it, I don't see the receptionist, either.
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I wouldn't read too much into it, I don't see the receptionist, either.
I believe she is there, you just have to fiddle with it to see her.
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Something appears to be missing here:
http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team/
The page is sort of screwed up, almost as if someone had to do a make-do effort of removing someone from the staff page.
:popcorn:
Systems Admin isn't listed yet in the open positions page. One to keep an eye on.
http://gearhartchevy.com/section/secondary/open-positions/Denville-NJ-Chevrolet-Dealer
I wonder if anyone picked up his company email...or is brave enough to call and ask for him...
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I wouldn't read too much into it, I don't see the receptionist, either.
Everyone that was listed a few days ago is still listed, except for Bulna. The formatting on the page is messed up now, like someone had to make an adjustment on the staff page, and accidentally deleted some html tags or something.
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I wouldn't read too much into it, I don't see the receptionist, either.
He was listed yesterday or the day before I forget when exactly.
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Bleh.. I'm not looking to mess with Doug any more
yet
Just kidding Doug, come over here and be civil. We will do something that is not allowed on Skins Island.
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Patrick the Miracle Dog has had a better week than Doug.
:lmao:
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Systems Admin isn't listed yet in the open positions page. One to keep an eye on.
http://gearhartchevy.com/section/secondary/open-positions/Denville-NJ-Chevrolet-Dealer
I wonder if anyone picked up his company email...or is brave enough to call and ask for him...
I'm sure he gets a couple phone calls a day at work from toner cartridge salespeople.
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Rut-Ro Shaggy !
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Don't forget the possibility--it's a possibility, but probably not probable--that the old grouch is either sequestered with a priest, or in some private place alone, trying to figure out how to make things straight with God.
I know, I know.....but it is a possibility, even if only a microscopic one.
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As I mentioned this morning, Gearhart Chevy has two websites.
This one, the ".net" one, did not have DB listed as part of the staff this morning, but then it may not have had the SysAdmin on there even a week ago, I don't know:
http://www.gearhartchevy.net/Meet-Our-Staff
The other site, the ".com" one, was where I first discovered DB back on Friday night. And he was still listed there this morning. HOWEVER, DB is NOT on this page NOW:
http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team
Oh my.
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"Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90290.0.html)
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As I mentioned this morning, Gearhart Chevy has two websites.
This one, the ".net" one, did not have DB listed as part of the staff this morning, but then it may not have had the SysAdmin on there even a week ago, I don't know:
http://www.gearhartchevy.net/Meet-Our-Staff
The other site, the ".com" one, was where I first discovered DB back on Friday night. And he was still listed there this morning. HOWEVER, DB is NOT on this page NOW:
http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team
Oh my.
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"Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90290.0.html)
Why would they need the picture of the System Administrator, who also shuttles customers around and keeps an eye on the restroom floor on their website? I have never known of a dealership to have a picture of the janitor on their webpage.
If they fired him who will take out the trash?
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http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?57749-I-blocked-FAUX-on-the-TV-at-work-today
^^^our old home discusses the issue; check it out.
Doug's becoming an internet celebrity.
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Everyone that was listed a few days ago is still listed, except for Bulna. The formatting on the page is messed up now, like someone had to make an adjustment on the staff page, and accidentally deleted some html tags or something.
The whole layout was awful before.
It looked like it was designed by a guy with one eye.
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Maybe Doug removed himself from the page hoping that people would believe he'd been fired. I think that is most likely what happened,since I doubt the owners would be in a hurry to update their page over something like that.
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Maybe Doug removed himself from the page hoping that people would believe he'd been fired. I think that is most likely what happened,since I doubt the owners would be in a hurry to update their page over something like that.
I'm wondering about something else.
Is it hard to fire somebody in New Jersey?
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Maybe Doug removed himself from the page hoping that people would believe he'd been fired. I think that is most likely what happened,since I doubt the owners would be in a hurry to update their page over something like that.
Oh, but wouldn't that be a firing offense, changing a company's web-page without authorization from the owners?
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Anyone think that Dougie removed himself from the website to get out from under the heat?
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Anyone think that Dougie removed himself from the website to get out from under the heat?
But it's w-a-a-a-a-a-y too late for that now; he's been immortalized on the internet.
And I don't think he could remove himself of his own volition; I still think management has to okay it.
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I'm wondering about something else.
Is it hard to fire somebody in New Jersey?
Only union members. I doubt Doug had such protection.
Emails started flying last weekend. The management came in on Monday. Doug called in sick on Monday (big mistake on his part). Doug got real quiet. Doug deleted his own post yesterday I believe. And he disappeared from the website today.
Guess. Management took a few days to let the info filter through their pointy heads, and Doug writhed in misery and doubt. The incident took fire on the net. Regional Dealership managers became aware and wanted in on the discussions too. That sealed Doug's fate. Even if local management was willing to give hinm a chance Regional types didn't want a guy like that with access to personal customer information.
Dain Bramaged is walduded.
thats my take.
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Anyone think that Dougie removed himself from the website to get out from under the heat?
No. The heat is with management. If he is still there, the boss may have ordered this move...just to stop people from calling to see if he is still employed.
But I'm partial to me post above.
SO how about it, Doug. Care to enlighten us as to your job situation?
Dang, someone needs to burn a mole to PM Doug at DU.
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And I don't think he could remove himself of his own volition; I still think management has to okay it.
If management cared about their internet presence, they wouldn't tolerate such a shitty website.
Every high school has a dozen kids who could build a more professional-looking site.
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http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?57749-I-blocked-FAUX-on-the-TV-at-work-today
^^^our old home discusses the issue; check it out.
Doug's becoming an internet celebrity.
Which is only a step away from being a genuine innerwebz laughing stock. I'm sure the StinkDUd would welcome the company.
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Three possibilities:
1) Doug was fired.
2) Doug was reprimanded, kept his job, and his picture was taken down, just to reduce the bad pub.
3) Doug took down his own pic, since he is in major CYA mode.
Which of these three it is, no one yet knows.
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"Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90290.0.html)
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DainBramaged created his own scandal out of something that would of been forgotten if he did not lie about it. This is the biggest DU scandal in quite some time.
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No. The heat is with management. If he is still there, the boss may have ordered this move...just to stop people from calling to see if he is still employed.
But I'm partial to me post above.
SO how about it, Doug. Care to enlighten us as to your job situation?
Dang, someone needs to burn a mole to PM Doug at DU.
I don't believe that he takes my messages.
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Three possibilities:
1) Doug was fired.
2) Doug was reprimanded, kept his job, and his picture was taken down, just to reduce the bad pub.
3) Doug took down his own pic, since he is in major CYA mode.
Which of these three it is, no one yet knows.
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"Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90290.0.html)
I can think of a 4th. When we were zeroing in on Mrs. Dawson, she went to skimmer and had her profile reworked to Demtenjeep from Greenbriar. I fully expect Doug Bulna, (maybe) late of Gearhart Chevy, to do the same.
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I can think of a 4th. When we were zeroing in on Mrs. Dawson, she went to skimmer and had her profile reworked to Demtenjeep from Greenbriar. I fully expect Doug Bulna, (maybe) late of Gearhart Chevy, to do the same.
I was talking about his employment at Gearhart, not his account in DUmmieland. About that, DB did post there today as DainBramaged.
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I was talking about his employment at Gearhart, not his account in DUmmieland. About that, DB did post there today as DainBramaged.
This being a union holiday, skimmer may be spending DUmmy money and hasn't gotten around to making a change. Until then, it's keeping a low profile. DU is like a drug to a DUmmy though. They can't stop indulging. At any rate, I suspect that Dougie will go covert. Both at work and at play.
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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)
Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:16 PM
Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (105,433 posts)
1. That was an excellent move, my dear DainBramaged!
Doug's first response last week.
The CalPig's judgment is as reliable as always.
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I can think of a 4th. When we were zeroing in on Mrs. Dawson, she went to skimmer and had her profile reworked to Demtenjeep from Greenbriar. I fully expect Doug Bulna, (maybe) late of Gearhart Chevy, to do the same.
Yeah, that's what I think as well.
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Maybe Doug removed himself from the page hoping that people would believe he'd been fired. I think that is most likely what happened,since I doubt the owners would be in a hurry to update their page over something like that.
If this is true, he has proven my theory that he is nothing more than a hardware monkey. That page is a mess.
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I believe she is there, you just have to fiddle with it to see her.
The receptionist is a clitoris?
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The receptionist is a clitoris?
First good laugh of the morning. :lmao:
:cheersmate:
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LOL!! Agreed!
There will be more.
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The receptionist is a clitoris?
Her name is Dolores...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1g5iPdwTL4[/youtube]
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Her name is Dolores...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1g5iPdwTL4[/youtube]
:lmao: :rotf: :lol:
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Am. so. not. touching. that. :whistling:
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Her name is Dolores...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1g5iPdwTL4[/youtube]
are you sure it isn't Mulva ? :whistling:
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http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team
The receptionist is back up on the page...but not DB (pouty face)
Brighten up, DB. Its a THREE DAY WEEKEND. Employed or not, I would really go out and celebrate if I was you...at this point you better be saving every dollar, just in case.
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I haven't seen a website with photos formatted like that in ages.
I'll bet the women appreciate being stretched out by an extra thirty pounds.
Doug Bulna must be their computer guru for all purposes.
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I haven't seen a website with photos formatted like that in ages.
I'll bet the women appreciate being stretched out by an extra thirty pounds.
Doug Bulna must be their computer guru for all purposes.
Well, in the absence of the brain-damaged primitive, whose going was rather, uh, abrupt, there probably wasn't time to get a new systems administrator hired yet. It's possible that someone on the staff who has at least rudimentary knowledge of web-sites is filling in for the moment.
And one can't expect perfection from an amateur.
I'm surprised nobody thought of that possibility yesterday; I did.
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Looks more and more likely that DB managed to earn this.
(http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-because-you-re-fired.png)
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED : WALLDUDED
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Well, in the absence of the brain-damaged primitive, whose going was rather, uh, abrupt, there probably wasn't time to get a new systems administrator hired yet. It's possible that someone on the staff who has at least rudimentary knowledge of web-sites is filling in for the moment.
I'm surprised nobody thought of that possibility yesterday; I did.
^^This is what I intended to say yesterday, but couldn't manage to get out the right words. :cheersmate:
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Looks more and more likely that DB managed to earn this.
(http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-because-you-re-fired.png)
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED : WALLDUDED
I dare someone to burn a mole and PM this to DB. I double dog DARE you!
and a :hi5: for miskie
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^^This is what I intended to say yesterday, but couldn't manage to get out the right words. :cheersmate:
It makes sense.
They fired the guy, told him to get the Hell out of there.....now.
Oooops, no systems adminstrator, and they have to find one.
They're not going to find one in days, much less hours; it'll take a while.
In the meantime, they need to get the grouchy old walrus off their web-site.
So they ask around, in the office, among their salesmen, out in the garage, to see if they have anybody who knows at least something about web-pages, so as to remove the picture.
They maybe find an automotive mechanic who dabbles on computers in his spare time at home, and so while he can't redesign a whole web-page, he at least knows how to take something out.
Problem solved, for the short term, until they find a new systems administrator.
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It makes sense.
They fired the guy, told him to get the Hell out of there.....now.
Oooops, no systems adminstrator, and they have to find one.
They're not going to find one in days, much less hours; it'll take a while.
In the meantime, they need to get the grouchy old walrus off their web-site.
So they ask around, in the office, among their salesmen, out in the garage, to see if they have anybody who knows at least something about web-pages, so as to remove the picture.
They maybe find an automotive mechanic who dabbles on computers in his spare time at home, and so while he can't redesign a whole web-page, he at least knows how to take something out.
Problem solved, for the short term, until they find a new systems administrator.
Seems likely to me at this point. I also suspect that if DB didn't manage to end up WallDUded, he would have been back on DU flipping us all the proverbial bird and making idle threats about 'actionable' things.
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http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team
The receptionist is back up on the page...but not DB (pouty face)
Brighten up, DB. Its a THREE DAY WEEKEND. Employed or not, I would really go out and celebrate if I was you...at this point you better be saving every dollar, just in case.
The dealership does have a link to this thread, maybe they read about it? This thread was also part of a twitter tweet. As soon as the tweet was sent out, there was an a quick jump in "guests" viewing the thread, most likely DB's co-workers that he claimed to hate.
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:fuelfire: Confession is good for the soul, Doug. Go onto DU and spill your guts.
Cali accepted her walduding with dignity and grace. You can too.
Now that you are free, remember YOU ARE FREE. Post what you really feel.
We know you want to. Think of all the sympathy you will get from your fellows.
You have a Chevy. You might even bump into Bobo. You have a brilliant career ahead as you face 99 weeks of unemployment bliss, and then join the disability bandwagon just in time for Obama care to kick in and deny you a life saving operation.
Dontcha have something to tell your friends at CC? at FR? At CU? At...well, everywhere on the net?
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So kids, remember :
Bad things happen when you badmouth your coworkers on the internet, even under the cloak of anonymity. -because somebody, somewhere, knows who you are.
Don't be a Walldude, think before you post.
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The dealership does have a link to this thread, maybe they read about it? This thread was also part of a twitter tweet. As soon as the tweet was sent out, there was an a quick jump in "guests" viewing the thread, most likely DB's co-workers that he claimed to hate.
These thread about Doug have been busting at the seams with guests for several days now. All of em.
As of this moment:
7 Guests are viewing this topic
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Well, in the absence of the brain-damaged primitive, whose going was rather, uh, abrupt, there probably wasn't time to get a new systems administrator hired yet. It's possible that someone on the staff who has at least rudimentary knowledge of web-sites is filling in for the moment.
And one can't expect perfection from an amateur.
I'm surprised nobody thought of that possibility yesterday; I did.
Well, actually , some of the photos were stretched out of proportion when we first saw the site, while our buddy Doug was the "sysadmin".
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Well, actually , some of the photos were stretched out of proportion when we first saw the site, while our buddy Doug was the "sysadmin".
I don't think DUmbass Doug has gone anywhere. If he had been shitcanned, he would have been whining his Wilford Brimley looking ass off on DU. I think he removed his own photo to see what we'd say.
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I don't think DUmbass Doug has gone anywhere. If he had been shitcanned, he would have been whining his Wilford Brimley looking ass off on DU. I think he removed his own photo to see what we'd say.
You may be right, but he sure has generated a lot of traffic here.
I'm pretty sure this hasn't been the best week of his career as a computer wizard.
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I don't think DUmbass Doug has gone anywhere. If he had been shitcanned, he would have been whining his Wilford Brimley looking ass off on DU. I think he removed his own photo to see what we'd say.
Hard to tell. Maybe he was given a small severance package and forced into a confidentiality agreement?
Maybe he was given a second chance with his only option to never post about work again on the internet?
Maybe he was fired and the dealership made it clear if he spoke of the termination online, they would seek legal action?
If he was fired for theft of company property, I'm not sure that he would qualify for unemployment. He might be SOL.
The dealership should be thankful that hundreds of conservatives are looking out for their best interests.
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Seems likely to me at this point. I also suspect that if DB didn't manage to end up WallDUded, he would have been back on DU flipping us all the proverbial bird and making idle threats about 'actionable' things.
The more I think about it, the more I'm coming over to your side here. Yeah, he got the axe, because he ain't over there bragging about . . . But, waaaait a sec. Maybe he didn't get the blade coming down, was told to stay the **** off the Net, and a sock will soon brag that he didn't get fired.
Naaah. He's gone, IMO. H5, miskie.
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The more I think about it, the more I'm coming over to your side here. Yeah, he got the axe, because he ain't over there bragging about . . . But, waaaait a sec. Maybe he didn't get the blade coming down, was told to stay the **** off the Net, and a sock will soon brag that he didn't get fired.
Naaah. He's gone, IMO. H5, miskie.
I also suspect what killed his employment (assuming it has been killed) wasn't the act of hiding the remote which could fall under 'harmless prank' - but the way he badmouthed his "idiot" coworkers who "will believe anything he says".
Little pranks happen in workplaces all the time. People then laugh it off and get back to business- but DB went beyond that with the insults.
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As I stated earlier my feeling is that he got shit canned. That is, he is forced into an early, unplanned retirement with pension. He won't post it at the DUmp. He will deprive us of the satisfaction of knowing that we're responsible for his early retirement. Look for an announcement in a few weeks from Dougie saying he's tired of working and that he's calling it quits.
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I also suspect what killed his employment (assuming it has been killed) wasn't the act of hiding the remote which could fall under 'harmless prank' - but the way he badmouthed his "idiot" coworkers who "will believe anything he says".
Little pranks happen in workplaces all the time. People then laugh it off and get back to business- but DB went beyond that with the insults.
Yeah, and that he's probably done stuff that he never bragged about on the internet, or stuff that couldn't be documented. I have a suspicion this was just a final straw.
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As I stated earlier my feeling is that he got shit canned. That is, he is forced into an early, unplanned retirement with pension. He won't post it at the DUmp. He will deprive us of the satisfaction of knowing that we're responsible for his early retirement. Look for an announcement in a few weeks from Dougie saying he's tired of working and that he's calling it quits.
He should be eligible to draw early social security benefits. He just won't have Medicare. Obama will take care of him.
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Yeah, and that he's probably done stuff that he never bragged about on the internet, or stuff that couldn't be documented. I have a suspicion this was just a final straw.
Bingo!
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Yeah, and that he's probably done stuff that he never bragged about on the internet, or stuff that couldn't be documented. I have a suspicion this was just a final straw.
I bet that being the ass he is his co workers had no love for him either.
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I bet that being the ass he is his co workers had no love for him either.
You know, I'm kindly inclined towards automotive mechanics, no matter any negative personal characteristics about them. They might be grouchy or unsociable or thugs or really nasty (although only very few are), but they know their stuff (which I don't know), and they're usually a Hell of a lot brighter than I am on other subjects too.
So I kiss their asses, and it doesn't hurt to do it.
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Okay, so the business partner showed up here to spend the Labor Day holiday watching the hippies; he lives halfway across Nebraska from me, about mid-point between franksolich in the eastern foothills of the Sandhills, and dutch508 in the western foothills of the Sandhills. We're talking quite a lot of distance here.
The business partner is a partner in an automotive dealership (Ford), but that has nothing to do with me; our business is something else.
He read this thread, and GOBUCKS' thread, last night.
He says if his dealership had someone like walrus-face on the payroll, problems would've surfaced years ago, and he would've sent that person to a Dale Carnegie seminar on how to win friends and influence people, and then required him to read--making book reports on what he'd read--Emily Post or Amy Vanderbilt.
Proper etiquette after all is a great deal more than which fork to use or how to fold a napkin; it's more about simply getting along with other people.
He bets walrus-face was probably fired on his ass, again like myself thinking there was a lot more going on than just his hanging around Skins's island bad-mouthing people, but this final straw was something that could be documented thoroughly.
He said "kudos" to his fellow automotive dealership in New Jersey, if that's what they did.
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Without a doubt one of our top 5 moments if DB got the axe.
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As I stated earlier my feeling is that he got shit canned. That is, he is forced into an early, unplanned retirement with pension.
Pension? He can get a few hundred bucks a month from Social Security - he's old enough - and he'll probably get a shyster to pursue disability. He's missing about a quart of brain tissue, so maybe he'll get a little for that. But I doubt he'll ever see a dime from the hyphenated lady who owns Gearhart Chevy or from Government Motors.
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Pension? He can get a few hundred bucks a month from Social Security - he's old enough - and he'll probably get a shyster to pursue disability. He's missing about a quart of brain tissue, so maybe he'll get a little for that. But I doubt he'll ever see a dime from the hyphenated lady who owns Gearhart Chevy or from Government Motors.
Are they unionized?
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Are they unionized?
A dealership front office staff?
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I'm kind of lonely, wandering around Skins's island, and not seeing the brain-damaged primitive.
I did however find this, from his journal, November 8, 2012:
Now I think it's time for a break
It's been over ten years here. Been in a lot of fights, some I've started, some not. Have stood up for my Union and my manufacturer every day i've been here. Came close to being rombstoned numerous times. But I watched the end of the domination of the Right from DU and nowhere else.
Been without power for 10 days. They are telling us maybe Sunday. Instead of trying to find a place to WATCH the momentous occasion Tuesday night, I tried to post from my car on my netbook driving around looking for a hot spot. Just so I could post here. Today I thought, why. Why did I allow myself to miss the victory we all worked and hoped for. (By the way I said he'd win big months ago, look it up). I'll never get that opportunity again. That pissed me off A LOT. I wanted to be here but I couldn't. 120 minutes on a charge doesn't work well when the election lasts till nearly midnight.
DU has changed. I hate the jury system with a passion. I miss our mods, some of the brightest, fairest, hardest working people I've ever known (love you Cbayer & NYCskip). I hate how the gun crowd has permeated DU. I hate how the anti-Union, anti-Buy American crowd has gained a BIG foothold. Hate, a strong word, but what's happening leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
I KNOW there have been intruders here who have tried their worst to get elders tombstoned ( they succeeded a couple of times) and I KNOW they tried to disenchant us about the prospects of Obama's reelection. I know they tried to divide us. They ****ing lost, here and in the election.
In the days since I've lost power I've spent very little time here. Except for news, I didn't have a need to stick around. That kinda sucks, but we all move on. I am sick, I work where I am not appreciated, and hopefully in three years I can get Medicare and go somewhere else. My eyesight in my remaining eye is weakening, and when I can't drive I lose work. And computers are my life. Along with Chevrolet's.
I KNOW there will be a bunch of 'don't let the door hit ya' comments, but I don't give a ****. I survived Bush+ to see Obama become a two-term President, and in the end, I won. I've been here since 2001 actually. But it's break time.
To some very very good friends, I will be around, but you'll have to carry my torch for me. I am tired.
All my best
DB
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Pension? He can get a few hundred bucks a month from Social Security - he's old enough - and he'll probably get a shyster to pursue disability. He's missing about a quart of brain tissue, so maybe he'll get a little for that. But I doubt he'll ever see a dime from the hyphenated lady who owns Gearhart Chevy or from Government Motors.
I should have added if Gearhart Chevy offers a pension to employees, and he had the time to become vested, then he would get to keep the pension. If they offered no retirement benefits, then Doug Bulna is royally screwed.
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To some very very good friends, I will be around, but you'll have to carry my torch for me. I am tired.
No. I'm not touching your torch, DB. I don't wanna know where it's been.
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And computers are my life. Along with Chevrolet's.
If something is your life, you should be able to spell its plural.
Poor Crazy Doug.
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I'm still on Dougwatch at the DUmp, and try to remember the last three digits of his high post count to track DB, which right now is at 107.
You wouldn't think a "SYSADMIN" would really require all the social skills of a salesman or even a service rep, but Doug is especially a miserable excuse for a person. Why he thinks that stupid walrus look is attractive is beyond me, but he's laying low for now. I think he *could* be in probation or suspension, but then he's off the website altogether. From here, I think I'll keep checking that, craigslist, and all the other job search sites later on next week to see if they're looking for a DB replacement, and see if his resume is online. But Doug was never on gearhart's FB pages, which makes me think he never interacted with the others. All the other employees are there, but no Doug.
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I'm still on Dougwatch at the DUmp, and try to remember the last three digits of his high post count to track DB, which right now is at 107.
You wouldn't think a "SYSADMIN" would really require all the social skills of a salesman or even a service rep, but Doug is especially a miserable excuse for a person. Why he thinks that stupid walrus look is attractive is beyond me, but he's laying low for now. I think he *could* be in probation or suspension, but then he's off the website altogether. From here, I think I'll keep checking that, craigslist, and all the other job search sites later on next week to see if they're looking for a DB replacement, and see if his resume is online. But Doug was never on gearhart's FB pages, which makes me think he never interacted with the others. All the other employees are there, but no Doug.
Cross reference his post times with work hours... :-)
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Cross reference his post times with work hours... :-)
If Gearhart Chevrolet checked out any of Doug Bulna's DU rants, they would find that he wasted hours upon hours of company time posting at DU.
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If Gearhart Chevrolet checked out any of Doug Bulna's DU rants, they would find that he wasted hours upon hours of company time posting at DU.
......and constantly bitched about the company and his co-workers while on the time-clock.
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Ya know Coach... the thought crossed my mind that maybe, just maybe, the dealership was looking for a reason to get rid of him and this was the straw that broke the proverbial camel's back.
If he got canned I really have no sympathy. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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If Gearhart Chevrolet checked out any of Doug Bulna's DU rants, they would find that he wasted hours upon hours of company time posting at DU.
Apparently that's not a problem. According to Doug Bulna, the folks at Gearhart Chevrolet are too stupid to get online without his help.
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Still no sign of the lad.
Dug through GD, LB, and DUmp lounge. Nothing.
I doubt the little back-stabber was fired, just told to stop being a child.
It may take up to a week or 24 business hours before we know.
From the trash he talked about his employer and co-workers, he deserves a wallDUd.
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Still no sign of the lad.
Dug through GD, LB, and DUmp lounge. Nothing.
I doubt the little back-stabber was fired, just told to stop being a child.
It may take up to a week or 24 business hours before we know.
From the trash he talked about his employer and co-workers, he deserves a wallDUd.
Even if he survived and was told never to post at DU again...DB would find a way to shove it in our faces.
I'll bet ya 10 Hi5s that DB is fired. It might be hard to find out, but let me know if we're on.
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Wonder if he has a listing for a used TV remote on e-bay.... :???:
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I would never jeopardize a persons job for their political beliefs. This is just not right.
However when someone brags to the internet about sabotaging their work place, and bad mouths their employer, one wonders what else they are sabotaging for their coworkers or boss.
Kind of dangerous, never know when he can alter contracts of customers or mess with their credit rating. Before computers everything was on paper, but now darn, one can sign a contract to pay 5% interest and come to find out the paper work is missing and the interest is now 17%.
I do wonder about the owners and managers of this place of business, perhaps they kept him on for years for his ability to do so.
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He has only himself to blame, Vesta. This was only the tip of the iceberg.
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He has only himself to blame, Vesta. This was only the tip of the iceberg.
No sympathy for the brain damaged primitive here either. The shoe is on the other foot now, dainbramaged. Irony can be so ironic.
DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-08-07 11:51 AM
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Poll question: Scooter Libby, hero of the stupid, or lying sack of shit?
Justice served up a nice slice of truth pie this week, but the Reich wingnuts are trying to deny the reality of the jury's decision. Does this mean;
Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6280670
If it's good enough for Eric Holder, it's good enough for the brain damaged primitive.
Wed May 15, 2013, 11:59 AM
DainBramaged (39,107 posts)
Eric Holder NEEDS to be fired, enough is enough
the man is an embarrassment to America.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022846768
Thu Mar 7, 2013, 09:55 PM
DainBramaged (39,107 posts)
I think it's time for Eric Holder to be replaced
Something just doesn't smell right.........
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022475887
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Son-of-a-gun. I read all of Vesta's comment.
It actually made sense....except for this...perhaps they kept him on for years for his ability to do so.
...or they were just waiting for a valid reason to can his sorry ass.
Either way, his public disrespect of his employer and co-workers, is inexcusable.
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No sympathy for the brain damaged primitive here either.
Skins's island is downright boring today, without walrus-face hanging around.
The primitives are preoccupied with Syria, yimmering-yammering and wiggle-waggling their armpits at each other, on a subject about which they know.....nothing.
It's far more entertaining when the primitives talk about things they know something about.
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Skins's island is downright boring today, without walrus-face hanging around.
The primitives are preoccupied with Syria, yimmering-yammering and wiggle-waggling their armpits at each other, on a subject about which they know.....nothing.
It's far more entertaining when the primitives talk about things they know something about.
In all honesty, if the primitives only discussed subjects that they knew even the least little bit about, there would be no posts.
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The primitives are preoccupied with Syria, yimmering-yammering and wiggle-waggling their armpits at each other, on a subject about which they know.....nothing.
It's far more entertaining when the primitives talk about things they know something about.
It would be even more boring if you limited them to things they know about.
On the other hand, as bad as their Syria yammering is, it beats hell out of their Zimmerman obsession.
Doug is wondering if this thread will ever sink out of sight.
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Doug is wondering if this thread will ever sink out of sight.
I can guarantee this thread will sink out of sight.....whenever walrus-face gets around to explaining (publicly) what happened.
He had no trouble shooting off his mouth before; one wonders why he's like a clam now.
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I can guarantee this thread will sink out of sight.....whenever walrus-face gets around to explaining (publicly) what happened.
He had no trouble shooting off his mouth before; one wonders why he's like a clam now.
I actually knew an admin who didn't even own a home computer. ::)
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I actually knew an admin who didn't even own a home computer. ::)
You know, when the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive got wallduded, losing her job as a cook in a tea shoppe--she got tattled on by one of her own fellow primitives, not us, remember--the very next day she showed up on Skins's island and described what'd happened, and apologized to her former employers.
One has to give her credit for that; she's got more balls than walrus-face, apparently.
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One has to give her credit for that; she's got more balls than walrus-face, apparently.
You have to remember that while DUmmy cali is a hateful, opiate-addicted lunatic, she isn't missing a Chinese-restaurant-carry-out-box-full of brain tissue. That's a big difference, apparently.
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I'm still on Dougwatch at the DUmp, and try to remember the last three digits of his high post count to track DB, which right now is at 107.
His profile page has a link to the latest post - in his case it's from Thursday...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=profile&uid=113711
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Skins's island is downright boring today, without walrus-face hanging around.
The primitives are preoccupied with Syria, yimmering-yammering and wiggle-waggling their armpits at each other, on a subject about which they know.....nothing.
It's far more entertaining when the primitives talk about things they know something about.
Dammit, man, I'm looking. Hand me that shovel!
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You know, I'm starting to wonder about something.
Maybe the brain-damaged primitive's like some other primitives I know, who post only on Skins's island while at work; they don't post during their non-working hours, because damn it, that's their free time, and they got other things to do, rather than this.
You'd be surprised how many primitives do this; hang around Skins's island only when they're on the clock somewhere, and supposed to be working.
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You know, I'm starting to wonder about something.
Maybe the brain-damaged primitive's like some other primitives I know, who post only on Skins's island while at work; they don't post during their non-working hours, because damn it, that's their free time, and they got other things to do, rather than this.
You'd be surprised how many primitives do this; hang around Skins's island only when they're on the clock somewhere, and supposed to be working.
One of the biggest crimes out there; the pilfering of company time.
Liberals are very selfish. Stealing time (and thus money) from their employer is something that they wouldn't give a second thought. Libs are hideous in every sense of the word.
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One of the biggest crimes out there; the pilfering of company time.
Liberals are very selfish. Stealing time (and thus money) from their employer is something that they wouldn't give a second thought. Libs are hideous in every sense of the word.
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Some would say that it's beneficial to the company if liberals do other stuff instead of what they're paid for. The company doesn't need to hire someone to correct the mistakes.
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Some would say that it's beneficial to the company if liberals do other stuff instead of what they're paid for. The company doesn't need to hire someone to correct the mistakes.
That is a very good point. H5.
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Okay, so another 24 hours have gone by, and no brain-damaged primitive.
You know he wants this thread to fall off the front page; as long as it gets comments, it's inexorably linked with his name in google. But until walrus-face returns to Skins's island and tells everyone what happened, I'm going to keep this thread alive, and on the first page here.
If he'd just tell, this thread would die, never to be read and commented upon again.
I'm not sure how many were around when the original walldude primitive got wallduded--he was the primitive who bragged about inserting obscene subliminal messages into videos he prepared for family-values groups, and was reported to his employer.....and was fired.
The walldude primitive was back on Skins's island the very next day, telling everyone what'd happened.
Our curiosity satiated, no one for years now has given the walldude primitive a second thought.
That's something the brain-damaged primitive should think about.
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In his original thread about hiding the remote, he kept shouting "Benghazi."
I wonder if he considers himself a victim of the Benghazi attacks now?
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If/when it happens, an EPIC thread!!! :-)
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If/when it happens, an EPIC thread!!! :-)
This is sticked, isn't it? :???: O-)
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This is sticked, isn't it? :???: O-)
No need to. It's pushing 10,000 views and 7 Guests are viewing this topic.
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One of the biggest crimes out there; the pilfering of company time.
Liberals are very selfish. Stealing time (and thus money) from their employer is something that they wouldn't give a second thought. Libs are hideous in every sense of the word.
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Indeed. A bitter bunch who want to spread their bitterness on others.
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You know, when the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive got wallduded, losing her job as a cook in a tea shoppe--she got tattled on by one of her own fellow primitives, not us, remember--the very next day she showed up on Skins's island and described what'd happened, and apologized to her former employers.
One has to give her credit for that; she's got more balls than walrus-face, apparently.
When did that happen?
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When did that happen?
2/3 years ago. The offending earwigs are all dead and gone by now.
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When did that happen?
Right here. The link no longer works, so didn't include it.
cali (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-24-11 03:24 PM
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It's almost August. I'm sick of the summer people.
The area where I live is a poor, rural but beautiful part of Vermont known as the Northeast Kingdom. The town where I live is most often described as "hardscrabble", but just down the road a couple of miles is beautiful pristine Caspian Lake and a thriving summer enclave of privileged people. William Rehnquist vacationed here for decades. On a brighter note, so did Wallace Stegner.
The place I work is sort of the pet place for summer people, not only from this area of Vermont but from all over the state and NH. (We welcome our neighbors- farmers, loggers, the local GLBT community, and make sure that people who aren't wealthy summer folk feel at home and can afford at least some of what's on the menu, and much of the nursery stock). The summer people are so frickin' entitled- they're always the ones letting their dogs run around unleashed and chasing the chickens and running through the display gardens)
This afternoon a particularly obnoxious, large family group is coming. (D.C. repukes, you'd recognize the name). They always arrive late. They're late now. They're demanding and constantly changing their order and running the waitress/waiter ragged. They invariably demand the screened porch- not the garden where they'd have to share space with the hoi polloi. So... we're telling them that the screened in porch is infested with earwigs. Yesterday we called and told them that if they arrive a minute past four we aren't serving them, and we're not offering them any of the specials or catering to any special dietary requests.
Petty revenge can be sweet.
20 minutes to go. They will show up at 4. We will not let them stay. We're all hoping they never come back.
Here's where I work.
http://perennialpleasures.net/tea-garden-cafe
Edit to add the actual walldudding.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1570297
cali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-11 10:35 AM
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To all:
Yesterday, I made a grievous error of judgment and I want to try to rectify it in any way that I can.
I posted a message here venting inappropriately about some of the customers at my the place I work. In doing so I deeply hurt my employers, wonderful people who I admire and care for deeply. I apologize to them and I'm so sorry for the pain and trauma I've caused them. I also apologize to the unnamed family I insulted.
I want to make it absolutely clear that what I expressed in that post in NO way is reflective of my the views of my employers. They are terrific, accepting and welcoming people. The last thing they deserve is to be hurt by my having been an idiot. They were shocked and horrified by what I wrote, which was emailed to them by someone who posted thread. I completely understand their reaction.
As of today I have tendered my resignation. It's the least I could do to try and right the wrong I created.
Again, I am so sorry to have hurt folks who have been so very good to me.
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:lol: H5 for Skul. That was CLASSIC. I'm honored to have been there and seen the thread live.
A restaurant must stand on its reputation. Ruin that with lies and false rumors and it goes bankrupt.
Cali did everything to herself. The perfect walduding.
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When did that happen?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1570297
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:lol: H5 for Skul. That was CLASSIC. I'm honored to have been there and seen the thread live.
A restaurant must stand on its reputation. Ruin that with lies and false rumors and it goes bankrupt.
Cali did everything to herself. The perfect walduding.
That was a classic. :lmao:
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:lol: H5 for Skul. That was CLASSIC. I'm honored to have been there and seen the thread live.
A restaurant must stand on its reputation. Ruin that with lies and false rumors and it goes bankrupt.
Cali did everything to herself. The perfect walduding.
It was nearly as beautiful a thing as the original wallduding.
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It was nearly as beautiful a thing as the original wallduding.
What was great about it was that it happened purely by random chance.
No one, but no one, had the slightest idea this was coming, when the thread was starting.
And the bonus was that it was one of the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive's own comrades, who turned her in.
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This thread seems to have flown past 10,000 views - sounds like a fair few people are interested in the Walrus's actions.
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This thread seems to have flown past 10,000 views - sounds like a fair few people are interested in the Walrus's actions.
Well, I'll be.....
The brain-damaged's thread here some time ago passed cali's thread, and cali's thread was a big sensation itself.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,62285.0
(8321 views, 248 comments)
Please notice how this was totally unexpected.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1570297
Sounds like her fault for getting fired.
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Oh, and a big big kudos to our esteemed member Mike220, for reasons both he and franksolich understand.
Mike220 was also the one who posted the 1,000,000th comment on conservativecave a while back.
We got great people here, people altruistically interested in performing public services for the Good of Humanity.
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You keep a close eye out for the hippies down by the lake. If you smell patchouli, run like hell.
Found this: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018470991
Mon Sep 2, 2013, 08:13 AM
fizzgig (18,299 posts)
hitting the road again
had a wonderful time with my mommy, staying with my bestie in nebraska tonight
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Okay, so another 24 hours have gone by, and no brain-damaged primitive.
You know he wants this thread to fall off the front page; as long as it gets comments, it's inexorably linked with his name in google. But until walrus-face returns to Skins's island and tells everyone what happened, I'm going to keep this thread alive, and on the first page here.
If he'd just tell, this thread would die, never to be read and commented upon again.
I'm not sure how many were around when the original walldude primitive got wallduded--he was the primitive who bragged about inserting obscene subliminal messages into videos he prepared for family-values groups, and was reported to his employer.....and was fired.
The walldude primitive was back on Skins's island the very next day, telling everyone what'd happened.
Our curiosity satiated, no one for years now has given the walldude primitive a second thought.
That's something the brain-damaged primitive should think about.
Assuming he was off the weekend and hasn't already got canned... I'm betting he is not looking forward to going into work tomorrow. BTW I am assuming the dealership was closed today too. :cheersmate:
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Assuming he was off the weekend and hasn't already got canned... I'm betting he is not looking forward to going into work tomorrow. BTW I am assuming the dealership was closed today too. :cheersmate:
It's been eleven days now. Dealership was open last week.
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It's been eleven days now. Dealership was open last week.
Duh!!! :thatsright: :thatsright: Dumbass me assumed this happened in the last few days.
Thanks for clarifying that Tuck! :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
I'm always late to the party!
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Sounds like her fault for getting fired.
Yes, it was.
Funniest part...one of her own outed her.
They did what they could to blame others. Busy as cats with diarrhea.
It was similar to Andy Scam.
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Well Doug, tomorrow is a new day. Hope you've got the Sunday want adds. I doubt there is an opening for diabetes commercials.
The good news is McDonalds may soon be paying $15 an hour.
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Well Doug, tomorrow is a new day. Hope you've got the Sunday want adds. I doubt there is an opening for diabetes commercials.
The good news is McDonalds may soon be paying $15 an hour.
The bad news is that there will be a lay off of employees because of increased wages. Last in, first out. It's the union way.
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Well Doug, tomorrow is a new day. Hope you've got the Sunday want adds. I doubt there is an opening for diabetes commercials.
The good news is McDonalds may soon be paying $15 an hour.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
He wouldn't work at a mickey D's. He is a 'puter genius and that is beneath him!!!!
The bad news is that there will be a lay off of employees because of increased wages. Last in, first out. It's the union way.
I'm sure it's sarcasm Tuck but for the dummies viewing I will explain. They will permanently lay off all the slackers first. Typically in the stores you have about 4 or 5 emps that carry the load, not a one will be dummies, and the rest clean bathrooms and such. The SLAWS is what we called them back in the day, Stupid Lazy Ass Workers. We hired them to work lunch/dinner rushes. Usually 2 to 4 hours while the real emps were taking care of business and slinging food. During the less than max effort periods those emps would do it all. You get a good cook, he can cook food, get ahead and go out and clean tables or run a register while the cashier would do it. Some of the really good cashiers would come back and cook while the cook was on break while the manager on duty would run the register. After a while, those folks ended up in management. Dummies don't fit the profile. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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He wouldn't work at a mickey D's. He is a 'puter genius and that is beneath him!!!!
The word on the street is that an opening at a convenient mart in Joplin, MO, will be opening up in 21 days. He might want to see about getting his foot in the door there.
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The word on the street is that an opening at a convenient mart in Joplin, MO, will be opening up in 21 days. He might want to see about getting his foot in the door there.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You owe me a daggone laptop BH!!!! Mouthful of beer all over the place!!!!
H5!!!!
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Still nothing.
Where will the walrus post his walldude OP?
I twist a wrench for a living.
I wouldn't be very happy with a POS like that.
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The word on the street is that an opening at a convenient mart in Joplin, MO, will be opening up in 21 days. He might want to see about getting his foot in the door there.
H-5. But with her admitted cleaning skills, the job may open sooner....much sooner.
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Splashdown:
In his original thread about hiding the remote, he kept shouting "Benghazi."
Followed by that infinitely irritating smiley of theirs, with the kicking leg. Not sure I understood his so-called "point" in that.
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Well, another 24 hours have passed, never to come again, and as far as I know, the brain-damaged primitive hasn't yet shown up on Skins's island to describe what happened.
Many of us have a really good idea of what happened, but best to hear it from the primitive's own lips.
The walldude primitive and the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive have balls, in that they confessed up and told all--but if the brain-damaged primitive has balls, probably one needs a high-powered microscope to detect them.
Bah humbug.
Now, I'm sure there's a few sob-sisters among us (especially notable in the grouchy old Don memorial thread currently ongoing), who might think it "not nice" to taunt an unemployed unaesthetic 62-year-old walrus-looking guy who's probably going to find it difficult to get another job.
Bah humbug.
There's plenty of unemployed unaesthetic 62-year-old guys desperate to find a job in this 0bamaconomy, and who are in this hapless situation through no fault of their own.
Give those guys one's sympathy and good wishes--but don't let the lachrymal glands secrete an iota of a tear-drop over a guy who's in his situation because he's an ass, a jerk, a rectal aperture. The brain-damaged primitive is probably pretty miserable as it is, but if there were true justice in this world, he needs to be even more miserable than this; he's not getting even a tenth, or a hundredth, of the misery he deserves.
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Apparently AdBot has been keeping track of the whole discussion re: DainBramaged and his present and future career prospects.
(this was in the 'I crashed my motorcycle'... dump thread)
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa200/DefiantSix/DaWalrus.jpg)
AdBot for the win.
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Apparently AdBot has been keeping track of the whole discussion re: DainBramaged and his present and future career prospects.
(this was in the 'I crashed my motorcycle'... dump thread)
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa200/DefiantSix/DaWalrus.jpg)
AdBot for the win.
I wonder if DainBramaged has a criminal record.
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Well, another 24 hours have passed, never to come again, and as far as I know, the brain-damaged primitive hasn't yet shown up on Skins's island to describe what happened.
Many of us have a really good idea of what happened, but best to hear it from the primitive's own lips.
The walldude primitive and the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive have balls, in that they confessed up and told all--but if the brain-damaged primitive has balls, probably one needs a high-powered microscope to detect them.
Bah humbug.
Now, I'm sure there's a few sob-sisters among us (especially notable in the grouchy old Don memorial thread currently ongoing), who might think it "not nice" to taunt an unemployed unaesthetic 62-year-old walrus-looking guy who's probably going to find it difficult to get another job.
Bah humbug.
There's plenty of unemployed unaesthetic 62-year-old guys desperate to find a job in this 0bamaconomy, and who are in this hapless situation through no fault of their own.
Give those guys one's sympathy and good wishes--but don't let the lachrymal glands secrete an iota of a tear-drop over a guy who's in his situation because he's an ass, a jerk, a rectal aperture. The brain-damaged primitive is probably pretty miserable as it is, but if there were true justice in this world, he needs to be even more miserable than this; he's not getting even a tenth, or a hundredth, of the misery he deserves.
The funny thing is he made his own problem bigger. The cover up and bragging are his downfall, not stealing the remote.
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Am I missing something? I don't see him on the staff page for the dealership.
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Am I missing something? I don't see him on the staff page for the dealership.
Uh-huh.
And it'd be nice if the brain-damaged primitive explained why.
The walldude primitive and the bitter old Vermontese cali had no qualms about making a clean breast of things, when they screwed up.
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I found out why he's been out of circulation. He was visiting Vladimir Putin:
(http://talkingpointsmemo.com/assets_c/2013/09/putinwalrus2-cropped-proto-custom_28.jpg)
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Am I missing something? I don't see him on the staff page for the dealership.
I just noticed that too. Poor Doug Bulna. :rotf:
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When Doug comes back to the DUmp, hopefully as an unemployed DUmpmonkey, I hope he starts lots of threads on how tough it is to get by on a thousand bucks a month from his reduced Social Security benefit.
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I found out why he's been out of circulation. He was visiting Vladimir Putin:
(http://talkingpointsmemo.com/assets_c/2013/09/putinwalrus2-cropped-proto-custom_28.jpg)
Bad angle on the photograph, so I can't be sure that isn't Adam Savage with Putin. (after all, why would Putin have the time of day for a useful useless idiot for Dear Leader?) :fuelfire:
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Uh-huh.
And it'd be nice if the brain-damaged primitive explained why.
The walldude primitive and the bitter old Vermontese cali had no qualms about making a clean breast of things, when they screwed up.
Is he still MIA, Frank?
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Is he still MIA, Frank?
I just got back in; not that I've seen. But perhaps someone with better "search" skills might've seen him.
Every day, every hour, that passes and the brain-damaged primitive remains in hiding, saying nothing, proves more and more he was never anything but a lard-assed loud-mouth, a sniveling oversized baby who can dish it out, but can't take it.
I'm sure everybody here on conservativecave has, at one time or another, shot off their mouths, with disastrous consequences. I know I have. But the difference being, we faced up to it, paid the consequences, and became better people because of it.
I dunno what makes the brain-damaged primitive so holy, so sacrosanct, so Godly, that he thinks he doesn't have to do the same.
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I just got back in; not that I've seen. But perhaps someone with better "search" skills might've seen him.
His profile page still gives his last post as being last Thursday.
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I found out why he's been out of circulation. He was visiting Vladimir Putin:
(http://talkingpointsmemo.com/assets_c/2013/09/putinwalrus2-cropped-proto-custom_28.jpg)
I saw that on the Drudge, too! I'm glad I wasn't the only person to immediately think of Doug Bulna. :rotf:
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I wonder if DainBramaged has a criminal record.
Hmmm.... that is a very good question, Ptarmigan. A very good question.
H5!
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Shouldn't the body be ripe by now? Maybe I should start checking the on-line papers for a suicide notice.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/emoticons/hung.gif)
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Is he still MIA, Frank?
I think he is still trying to find a way to spin his firing into a victory. Week and a half later...nuthin.
I could have spun a good lie, "I'm glad I was fired. The place was haunted anyways. and the earwigs, I couldn't stand it!"
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I think he is still trying to find a way to spin his firing into a victory. Week and a half later...nuthin.
I could have spun a good lie, "I'm glad I was fired. The place was haunted anyways. and the earwigs, I couldn't stand it!"
Well, when it comes to spinning, he's been stationary.
I'm pursuing this matter as a subject of purely scientific anthropological interest; I'm interested in his state of mind, to discern whether or not he's learned something from his overblown arrogant egoism; if this might be something that'll make him a better person.
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I'm interested in his state of mind, to discern whether or not he's learned something from his overblown arrogant egoism; if this might be something that'll make him a better person.
In other words, to find out if he is going to set a DUmp precedent.
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In other words, to find out if he is going to set a DUmp precedent.
Well, yeah, that too.
I don't want the primitives to think that franksolich has any personal interest in any of them; I look at them only with detached scientific and anthropological eyes, so as to illuminate humanity as to the nature of primitivity.
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Well, yeah, that too.
I don't want the primitives to think that franksolich has any personal interest in any of them; I look at them only with detached scientific and anthropological eyes, so as to illuminate humanity as to the nature of primitivity.
That is why I admire you, Frank. You got the... dunno the words I'm looking for... maybe scientific detachment?... that I don't have. I can't help but laugh at the dummies. You clinically study them. You da the man!!!! :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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That is why I admire you, Frank. You got the... dunno the words I'm looking for... maybe scientific detachment?... that I don't have. I can't help but laugh at the dummies. You clinically study them. You da the man!!!! :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Of course.
I've never looked at the primitives with any more sensitivity than a professional scientist looks at laboratory specimens in petri dishes. They're a subject for study, nothing more.
And the primitives on Skins's island being mere cyber internet personas, they're not worth any time and trouble caring about them. If they all came to tragic ends, whoop-pee.
Some people study rocks. franksolich studies primitives, with the same detachment of those who study rocks.
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Some people study rocks. franksolich studies primitives, with the same detachment of those who study rocks.
Well, the two groups probably behave the same way . . . (rocks and primitives, that is)
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He was/is probably still drunk and muttering... :loser:
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He was/is probably still drunk and muttering... :loser:
You know, this thread would've gotten no further than 5-6 pages and a few hundred "views," excepting for this:
DainBramaged (39,090 posts) Sat Aug 24, 2013, 10:13 AM
335. Amazing how empty their lives are
Stupid ****ers all.
FreeRepublic, America's excuse for school dropouts to practice spelling on public computers.
HI ASSHOLES!
And they made it easy to pick out who they are here....
Whenever a primitive says freerepublic or our old home or the DUmpter is insignificant or irrelevant--or harmless--I guess we have to knuckle down and show that no, we aren't.
The glum sour walrus-faced primitive unhappily for himself spoke one time too many.
Whatever sort of predicament he's enduring now, well, he's got no one but himself to blame.
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Exactly so Frank.
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Exactly so Frank.
How many times over the years--surely there's been hundreds--have we read about the primitives trying to manipulate remote controls for television, turning books inside bookstores the other way around, stealing (R) campaign signs, &., &c., &c., after which the usual reaction was merely "ho-hum; the primitives are showing their true Stalinist nature," and then we went on to other things?
But when walrus-face said what he said, it was like waving a red flag in our faces.
He was daring us to show the Power of the People.
Well, I guess we showed him.
<<really tired of being dismissed by the primitives as insignificant and harmless.
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How many times over the years--surely there's been hundreds--have we read about the primitives trying to manipulate remote controls for television, turning books inside bookstores the other way around, stealing (R) campaign signs, &., &c., &c., after which the usual reaction was merely "ho-hum; the primitives are showing their true Stalinist nature," and then we went on to other things?
But when walrus-face said what he said, it was like waving a red flag in our faces.
He was daring us to show the Power of the People.
Well, I guess we showed him.
<<really tired of being dismissed by the primitives as insignificant and harmless.
If they could pull their collective head out of their ass, maybe one day, maybe, they will realize that every dirty trick we know, we learned from them.
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If they could pull their collective head out of their ass, maybe one day, maybe, they will realize that every dirty trick we know, we learned from them.
:hi5:
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If they could pull their collective head out of their ass, maybe one day, maybe, they will realize that every dirty trick we know, we learned from them.
Except for when coach iced the round red sodomite.
That was inspired innovation.
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Except for when coach iced the round red sodomite.
That was inspired innovation.
Still waiting on those Ninja lawyers that were promised.
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Still waiting on those Ninja lawyers that were promised.
The DUmmy that can't be named, the one with the lost VW, has them on retainer.
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Still waiting on those Ninja lawyers that were promised.
I'm still waiting on something else, that should've come a long time ago.
You of course know how the primitives allege they love each other, they're always there for each other, they hang with each other, and they stand up for each other, blah, blah, blah.
They make a big deal about caring for each other.
One looks in vain, however, for any primitive expressions of sympathy for the brain-damaged primitive; this is especially surprising considering how "popular" he'd been among the primitives, when he was among them.
And his two best chums on Skins's island, the cbayer primitive and Skippy from New York City, haven't said a damned word; it's painfully obvious they don't care.
One recalls how the big guy in Bellevue called his fellow primitives "the best people ever," perhaps as a gentle reminder they were expected to contribute to his political campaign last year.
We all know how that went.
Alas! the poor brain-damaged primitive! deserted and forgotten by his fellow primitives! alas!
I'm starting to think we care more about the brain-damaged primitive than the primitives do.
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One looks in vain, however, for any primitive expressions of sympathy for the brain-damaged primitive; this is especially surprising considering how "popular" he'd been among the primitives, when he was among them.
And his two best chums on Skins's island, the cbayer primitive and Skippy from New York City, haven't said a damned word; it's painfully obvious they don't care.
Alas! the poor brain-damaged primitive! deserted and forgotten by his fellow primitives! alas!
I'm starting to think we care more about the brain-damaged primitive than the primitives do.
The DUmmies are sort of boxed in on that. Expressing sympathy or concern for Doug Bulna would be an admission that they've followed his saga here.
DUmmies only see things here by accident, the way they sometimes catch a few seconds of Rush's show, or a teeny-tiny snip of Fox News.
To admit otherwise damages their DUmp cred.
The thousands of views on these Doug Bulna threads must all be coming from Chinese bots or JimRob's nuthatch, not Skimmer's asylum.
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One looks in vain, however, for any primitive expressions of sympathy for the brain-damaged primitive; this is especially surprising considering how "popular" he'd been among the primitives, when he was among them.
e-mail? FB, twitter?
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The suspense is killing me. I guess I need to call the dealership tomorrow and ask for him (Skype call of course).
Great thread!
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Number one is I consider changing the parental settings of a television provided for customers, and then stealing the means of restoring the settings to be vandalism.
And B is even more important. I hope that franksolich's studying of the primitives never causes coach to be afflicted by them at all.
We all know that psychiatrists have a strong tendency to become more like their patients, and less sane over time.
And we all know about Stockholm syndrome.
We need coach to remain as rock ribbed conservative as he ever was !
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Response to vdogg (Original post)
Sat Aug 31, 2013, 09:00 PM
scooter rider (64 posts)
27. I was in the "customer service lounge" at the Chevy dealer earlier today getting the brakes checked
and the oil changed on the Tahoe and someone had left the TV tuned to MSNBC. I suppose they had been watching the President's address.
Anyway I heard some of what was being said, especially that Jacobs clown, and was just sickened by it. Fortunately they have the same cable box as we have at home and I was able to switch the channel and lock it out with an app on my Samsung S4. Nobody could figure out what happened because I just looked like I was pecking away on my smartphone. I may have even heard a few murmured cheers.
I'll bet they password or pin that box from now on.
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The DUmmies are sort of boxed in on that. Expressing sympathy or concern for Doug Bulna would be an admission that they've followed his saga here.
DUmmies only see things here by accident, the way they sometimes catch a few seconds of Rush's show, or a teeny-tiny snip of Fox News.
To admit otherwise damages their DUmp cred.
The thousands of views on these Doug Bulna threads must all be coming from Chinese bots or JimRob's nuthatch, not Skimmer's asylum.
It's all by accident, true. One Dummie was talking about a mention on FR, saying he found the post when doing a google looking for one of his old DU posts.... another one of those thread worthy accidents on DU. :lmao:
I just noticed at the top of this page is a banner ad for the Chevrolet dealership!
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Eventually someone is going to call the dealer and find out.
So Doug...are you going to tell the world, or are we? Your choice, dude.
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Well, another 24 hours gone with the wind, as we all pitched our tents one day's march nearer the mausoleum, and no sign of the brain-damaged primitive.....and more importantly, no indication that the primitives even miss him.
GOBUCKS mentioned somewhere that the primitives are in a predicament, if they wish to note the absence of one of theirs; it's obvious, the reason his absence, and they can't mention that on Skins's island.
However, when noting the absence of the brain-damaged primitive, the primitives don't have to utter a word about people he carelessly deigned insignificant and harmless; they could just set up a card-shower, or even better yet, a fund-raiser for him, making up some other excuse why he's no longer among them.
But that's too much work, and as the big guy from Bellevue learned, and the convenience store primitive is learning, the primitives don't care.
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I found out why he's been out of circulation. He was visiting Vladimir Putin:
(http://talkingpointsmemo.com/assets_c/2013/09/putinwalrus2-cropped-proto-custom_28.jpg)
Immediately after that picture was taken, Putin karate-chopped the brain-damaged primitive in the throat.
(http://www.arcticphoto.co.uk/Pix/QQ/80/QQ.0215-14_P.JPG)
That is why we haven't heard a peep out of him.
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You know, I'm thinking about starting a fund-raiser here, pending administrative approval, for the brain-damaged primitive.
Somebody's got to care, as apparently the primitives don't.
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You know, I'm thinking about starting a fund-raiser here, pending administrative approval, for the brain-damaged primitive.
Somebody's got to care, as apparently the primitives don't.
I can donate a picture of my hands.
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I can donate a picture of my hands.
That's kind of what I was thinking; everybody's got good vibes, healing white light, hands, &c., &c., &c.
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I have a quarter, but I am going to give it to someone who cares about pig slop.
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I'm still not donating my American Legion bar token for one free drink.
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I'll donate the funds for Doug Bulna to take a course in TV repair.
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I'll donate the funds for Doug Bulna to take a course in TV repair.
You know, this bears repeating.
If the brain-damaged one hadn't insulted us by calling us stupid and insignificant, this thread would've been on page five by now.
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You know, this bears repeating.
If the brain-damaged one hadn't insulted us by calling us stupid and insignificant, this thread would've been on page five by now.
What is the largest thread, not counting stickies?
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What is the largest thread, not counting stickies?
With 461 replies, this is now the longest thread in the DUmpster.
Excluding stickied threads, it's in fourth place with 12,462 views at the moment; beaten by A Primitive From The Past (Carlos the photog) Resurfaces (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,10380.0.html) (21,161), poll: is Patrick Kennedy gay? (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32909.0.html) (19,636), and DUmmy Wants To Keep Camel Toe Out Of The Tent[url] (14,405). (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,85357.0.html)
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You know, this bears repeating.
If the brain-damaged one hadn't insulted us by calling us stupid and insignificant, this thread would've been on page five by now.
Seems like Doug has also alienated the sensibility's of the honest Libs that want to fight fair.
Yes there some honest and law abiding Libs, pro gun, anti abortion, pro military, some who are anti Gay and Hate Obama. Where and why the hell are they hiding ? Most likely right under our nose and fear the wrath of the stanch Libs.
No one wants to hear about hi jinks like what Doug pulled , much like hearing a brag from someone who mugged an old man because he was a Conservative.
I think Doug misjudged his audience in a big way. Much like a past poster that tried to get us to admit we Conservatives would cheat in an election. We took that poster and hung him high, the Ass Hat.
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With 461 replies, this is now the longest thread in the DUmpster.
Excluding stickied threads, it's in fourth place with 12,462 views at the moment; beaten by A Primitive From The Past (Carlos the photog) Resurfaces (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,10380.0.html) (21,161), poll: is Patrick Kennedy gay? (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32909.0.html) (19,636), and DUmmy Wants To Keep Camel Toe Out Of The Tent[url] (14,405).
(http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,85357.0.html)
+1
:tongue:
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With 461 replies, this is now the longest thread in the DUmpster.
Excluding stickied threads, it's in fourth place with 12,462 views at the moment; beaten by A Primitive From The Past (Carlos the photog) Resurfaces (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,10380.0.html) (21,161), poll: is Patrick Kennedy gay? (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32909.0.html) (19,636), and DUmmy Wants To Keep Camel Toe Out Of The Tent[url] (14,405).
(http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,85357.0.html)
Don't step on the camel toe .....moose knuckle lurks there.
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Eventually someone is going to call the dealer and find out.
So Doug...are you going to tell the world, or are we? Your choice, dude.
Has anyone called the dealership yet? :popcorn:
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Has anyone called the dealership yet? :popcorn:
I was watin' on you.
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With 461 replies, this is now the longest thread in the DUmpster.
Excluding stickied threads, it's in fourth place with 12,462 views at the moment; beaten by A Primitive From The Past (Carlos the photog) Resurfaces (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,10380.0.html) (21,161), poll: is Patrick Kennedy gay? (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32909.0.html) (19,636), and DUmmy Wants To Keep Camel Toe Out Of The Tent[url] (14,405).
(http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,85357.0.html)
My God, you're right.
I hadn't thought this was anywhere near the top yet.
Tucker sure knows which primitive campfires to bring over here, that draw.
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Has anyone called the dealership yet? :popcorn:
Maybe a customer will call and complain about FAUX news not being on their tv. :whatever:
Or maybe a DU member will call to see if he's okay. :panic:
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Quite a large thread and has spread throughout the Internet.
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To recapitulate walrus-faced's comments, arranged in chronological order (i.e. not necessarily as they appeared in the campfire):
The original message, now deleted on Skins's island but preserved here, was Wednesday August 21, 9:13 p.m.
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:27 PM
3. I did
then swapped the remote
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 07:00 AM
73. Bullshit
Get off your horse
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 07:06 AM
74. The horror of blocking ****ED VIEWS oh the horror
lecturing me makes it all the better and proves there are advocates hiding among us.
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 07:08 AM
75. I ask the same question
I notice the word FAUX drew them, so I guess they are horrified we have choice and brain pan health in mind
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 07:09 AM
77. RealClearPolitics
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 07:10 AM
79. Glad I pissed you off!!
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 07:12 AM
81. I'll find out today when I go in
NO BODY under 60 watches that shit, and they turn it WAY up when they put ****ED on so we'll see if it is quiet.
DainBramaged This message was self-deleted by its author.--sometime after Thu August 22 7:34 a.m.
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 12:16 PM
110. Me moran
Doh
sorry
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 01:57 PM
119. NO comment as of two miutes ago (hehehehehe)
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 02:01 PM
120. My apologies
for being a Left wing truther LOLOL
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 02:10 PM
122. i FORGOT TO MENTION, I made the 'landing' channel MSNBC (nbc News or whatever)
so when the box is turned on they get Morning Schmoe
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 02:13 PM
123. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DainBramaged This message was self-deleted by its author.--deleted Thu Aug 22 some time after 4:18 p.m.
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:23 PM
158. Dude, you don't work here, cast your asparagus elsewhere
(picture me holding my nose)
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:24 PM
159. LALALALALALALALALA
Puke don't play fair, go lecture someone else
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:28 PM
167. And a few have already had pizza deliveries
brings all the dreck out don't it?
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:30 PM
171. No I don't have to
Defending FAUX on DU is tantamount to defending MSNBC on Free Republic.
It has NOTHING to do with free speech, it has everything to do with mental health
Have a nice dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:31 PM
173. I guess you approve of ****ed Vews then?
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:32 PM
174. So you're not a dems/progressive/liberals then I take it?
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:36 PM
182. I don't care
not a whit. Maybe in 10 years if you're still here with me I would, but right now, dust in the wind....
BuhBye
Transparant as piss
we see you
all of you
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:37 PM
184. I know, they are SO ****ing transparent
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:38 PM
186. Here, I'll reply in kind like I did just moments ago
I
don't
give
a
shit
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:39 PM
188. Me too LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
tears streaming down my face at the drama here.
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:40 PM
191. Oh holier than thou are thee so keep the channel on
give us a break, your seriousness over this is telling
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:42 PM
194. Nope but since you don't get it, I think I'll just ignore you like the people who hate me
buh bye power ranger
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:47 PM
202. I make people mad here all the time
and it always draws out the worst of us........
Thanks t's been fun, so far no complaints today so since I'm off for a few dys we'll see what happens next week
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 08:06 PM
258. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
you're so unhappy
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 08:07 PM
259. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
poor widdle you
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 08:08 PM
260. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I guess you're the FAUX spoksperson in this thread?
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 08:10 PM
261. They don't get it it isn't "settled law"
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 08:11 PM
262. You still here spewing in defense of FAUX?
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 08:16 PM
263. Nah,mention their god FAUX and the little lights go on in their heads
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 08:28 PM
266. You are tiresome
goodbye.
OH and
Benghazi!
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 09:34 PM
279. Benghazi!
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 09:41 PM
280. Benghazi!
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 10:41 PM
290. This thread isn't about you or your so-called expertise
It's about shutting off bullshit propaganda to make MY work environment (and dozens of others) less hostile listening to Right wing bullshit and excuses like yours.
Get off your horse and get lost
OH and I almost forgot
Benghazi!!
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 11:24 PM
306. They know they are right
FAUX tells them so....
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Fri Aug 23, 2013, 07:41 AM
318. The FAUX defenders still at it huh?
We have scratched a raw nerve and no ammout of excuses will put them back in sleeper mode.
They can bitch and moan all day long, but on private property when we have the remote, WE are in control.
**** FAUX.
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Fri Aug 23, 2013, 10:52 AM
325. Just ****ing stop with the lectures
go bother someone who gives a shit
Poor baby
so easily brushed off....
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Fri Aug 23, 2013, 10:55 AM
326. Defenders of the FAUX spews
how sad for all of you. This has nothing to do with the First Amendment, nothing, but like most wingers, you think you're smarter than the rest of us.
How sad you think you're right.
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Sat Aug 24, 2013, 10:13 AM
335. Amazing how empty their lives are
Stupid ****ers all.
FreeRepublic, America's excuse for school dropouts to practice spelling on public computers.
HI ASSHOLES!
And they made it easy to pick out who they are here....
The original message was deleted on Monday August 26, 2:31 p.m.
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To recapitulate walrus-faced's comments, arranged in chronological order (i.e. not necessarily as they appeared in the campfire):
The original message, now deleted on Skins's island but preserved here, was Wednesday August 21, 9:13 p.m.
The original message was deleted on Monday August 26, 2:31 p.m.
Messages I'd like to see are the PMs Doug Bulna received after his identity was revealed.
There had to be some beauties. What freudenschade!!
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Tucker sure knows which primitive campfires to bring over here, that draw.
I love watching DUmmies crash and burn. My job is to speed up the process.
Doug Bulna's notoriety was years in the making. We all read his OP's to see what idiocy that he will post next. If I didn't grab it, undoubtedly someone else would have. It wasn't personal. Well, maybe it was a little personal in Dougie's case as he had put me on ignore for too many years. I always reminded him of that when replying to subject threads about Doug Bulna, AKA DB. May he never forget me.
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To recapitulate walrus-faced's comments, arranged in chronological order (i.e. not necessarily as they appeared in the campfire):
Thanks for the complete perspective, frank. What a petty, childish, piece of shit Doug Bulna is, huh? It makes you wonder why anyone would breed with that bucket of genetic trash. Since he hasn't been around (and he's still not on the dealership website) after his childish stunt, one has to ask themselves
if
he
gives
a
shit
now?
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Thanks for the complete perspective, frank. What a petty, childish, piece of shit Doug Bulna is, huh? It makes you wonder why anyone would breed with that bucket of genetic trash. Since he hasn't been around (and he's still not on the dealership website) after his childish stunt, one has to ask themselves
if
he
gives
a
shit
now?
Uh huh. Awesome. I couldn't display it better than you did.
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Messages I'd like to see are the PMs Doug Bulna received after his identity was revealed.
There had to be some beauties. What freudenschade!!
Yeah. It's one of those things one wonders about, but'll never know for sure--the expression his face.
Sort of like the way the big guy in Bellevue looked when he first discovered his campaign web-site launched by his friends early last year.
I'm sure the expressions were priceless.
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DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:38 PM
186. Here, I'll reply in kind like I did just moments ago
I
don't
give
a
shit
That may be true, but I'll bet when Doug first learned his identity and employer had been revealed he gave a loud "OH! SHIT!"
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My God, you're right.
I hadn't thought this was anywhere near the top yet.
Tucker sure knows which primitive campfires to bring over here, that draw.
Indeed - and this one has been all the better for the complete surprise of it. I'll be honest, I didn't pay much attention at first I didn't think it would amount to much at all - but it has turned into a total and complete classic.
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Quite a large thread and has spread throughout the Internet.
Really? Tell us more. Where?
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Really? Tell us more. Where?
If you go to Google and type the name Doug Bulna. It is also at FR and DUmmy Funnies.
http://www.google.com/#q=doug+bulna
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2013/08/get-dummie-dainbramaged-fired-for.html
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3058022/posts?q=1&;page=1#1
http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?57749-I-blocked-FAUX-on-the-TV-at-work-today
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I love watching DUmmies crash and burn. My job is to speed up the process.
Doug Bulna's notoriety was years in the making. We all read his OP's to see what idiocy that he will post next. If I didn't grab it, undoubtedly someone else would have. It wasn't personal. Well, maybe it was a little personal in Dougie's case as he had put me on ignore for too many years. I always reminded him of that when replying to subject threads about Doug Bulna, AKA DB. May he never forget me.
You know that my main bitch about the brain-damaged primitive all these years has been that he's a Stalinist; he doesn't want to hear things he should hear.
He's got two ears and one mouth. I think that's suggesting he's supposed to listen twice as much as he yaps.
If he wonders why he's so wretched and miserable and such a loser, well, that's why.
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He's got two ears and one mouth.
But he's only got one eye, and about a third of his brain was surgically removed.
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But he's only got one eye, and about a third of his brain was surgically removed.
Watch it, bub. I still have half a brain. :asssmack:
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Out of curiosity...
What type of sick **** would Trademark the name "Jizz" in the first place???
http://trademarks.breanlaw.com/78325173-jizz.html
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Out of curiosity...
What type of sick **** would Trademark the name "Jizz" in the first place???
http://trademarks.breanlaw.com/78325173-jizz.html
Liberal socialist regressive DUmocrats.
What do I win?
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Well, damn.
It's been almost ten days, and not a primitive has inquired, "Hey, where's dainbramaged?"
This proves my point that primitives are self-centered, narcisstic; they think only of themselves, no one else. This was especially proven when Chief S itting Bull, the greatest primitive ever, was dead and buried more than a year before most primitives even knew of it. And probably my twin Atman, one of the late bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive's best buds, doesn't even know it yet.
How different decent and civilized people are; I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"
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Well, damn.
It's been almost ten days, and not a primitive has inquired, "Hey, where's dainbramaged?"
This proves my point that primitives are self-centered, narcisstic; they think only of themselves, no one else. This was especially proven when Chief S itting Bull, the greatest primitive ever, was dead and buried more than a year before most primitives even knew of it. And probably my twin Atman, one of the late bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive's best buds, doesn't even know it yet.
How different decent and civilized people are; I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"
I think you're under-estimating yourself coach. A don't think 36 hours would pass before the question would be asked.
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I think you're under-estimating yourself coach. A don't think 36 business hours would pass before the question would be asked.
Small modification.
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How different decent and civilized people are; I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"
I'd ask, "Hey, did any DUmmies get bumped off the past few days?"
The DUmmies are hot on the trail of what happened to the round red sodomite.
They don't know that coach was also unaccounted for during a few days surrounding the tragic demise of DUmmy Deadstone.
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I think you're under-estimating yourself coach. A don't think 36 hours would pass before the question would be asked.
It just freaks me, how the primitives have no, absolutely no, interest in any primitive but themselves.
How is it possible to live life without being interested in other people?
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I'd ask, "Hey, did any DUmmies get bumped off the past few days?"
The DUmmies are hot on the trail of what happened to the round red sodomite.
They don't know that coach was also unaccounted for during a few days surrounding the tragic demise of DUmmy Deadstone.
I think it might be entertaining to go to one of those DUmmie get-togethers and when they're all enjoying themselves scream, "Oh shit! It's franksolich!!!!!"
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It just freaks me, how the primitives have no, absolutely no, interest in any primitive but themselves.
How is it possible to live life without being interested in other people?
It is funny how humanists, which essentially is what the DUmp/left is, really have no concerns for humans other than themselves.
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I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"
You may or may not know this but it wasn't that long ago that this very thing happened.
Unfortunately, my brain is so full of information that in order to remember something new I have to give up childhood memories. I gave up one so that I could remember it happened but I don't remember when or who it was.
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How different decent and civilized people are; I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"
I have asked that question along with several others when you take a sabbatical from the DUmp for a few days/weeks. Most of the time you make an announcement prior to your leaving. More than likely all of the time but I've missed it.
We do notice when you are gone.
It's a good thing that conservatives only think about themselves.
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I'd ask, "Hey, did any DUmmies get bumped off the past few days?"
The DUmmies are hot on the trail of what happened to the round red sodomite.
They don't know that coach was also unaccounted for during a few days surrounding the tragic demise of DUmmy Deadstone.
I had an interesting telephonic conversation late this afternoon, with an automotive service department circa 1500 miles east of here.
I'd checked their web-site, and they had telephone numbers for only their sales department and their repair department; these appear to be brand-new sites, nothing we've seen before, and don't have staff members listed.
Since I get along better with mechanics than with salesmen, I called their repair department and asked to be transferred to someone.
voice: Who?
franksolich: You know, him.
voice: Yeah, him. I used to know him, but he's not around any more.
franksolich: Oh.
Well, that's about the best a deaf person can do on the telephone, so I thanked him and hung up.
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Hi5 to Frank! DB is outa there! :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Fired! Kaput! Marched the perp walk.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9TqcSRCoCY[/youtube]
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In the annals of DUmbdom, This will be talked about for years and years to come.
Subliminal messaging my butt, We're not talking about a week-end gig at a expo. The definition of wallduding has be redefined and expanded.
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Doug should take heart that he just leapfrogged into the lead of numerous DOTY awards. :)
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Well, damn.
It's been almost ten days, and not a primitive has inquired, "Hey, where's dainbramaged?"
This proves my point that primitives are self-centered, narcisstic; they think only of themselves, no one else. This was especially proven when Chief S itting Bull, the greatest primitive ever, was dead and buried more than a year before most primitives even knew of it. And probably my twin Atman, one of the late bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive's best buds, doesn't even know it yet.
How different decent and civilized people are; I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"
It's funny that you mention Redstone. I was looking through my "DU Keepers" folder today, and cracked up reading about his exploits at the community rec center, man that guy was a badass.
Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 09:51 PM
Original message
Kid pulled a knife on me today. He now wishes he hadn't.
That wasn't any fun for me, but it was less for him. had been a nice day, up till then.
Redstone
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4909301
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I hope this brain damaged primitive brouhaha doesn't discourage all the other DUmmies from spinning bounces in the future out of fear that their tall tales told on democrat underground will reel around and bite them in the ass in the real world. Unintended consequences.
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Gearhart Chevrolet has taken action to correct their problem.
Regardless of their political affiliation, Gearhart, has shut down a known socialist liar in their ranks.
The negative publicity and his disrespect for his fellow employees, and his employer, was to much.
Gearhart, you now have my respect.
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I hope this brain damaged primitive brouhaha doesn't discourage all the other DUmmies from spinning bounces in the future out of fear that their tall tales told on democrat underground will reel around and bite them in the ass in the real world. Unintended consequences.
It's not their bouncys that trip them up.
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It's not their bouncys that trip them up.
I hadn't thought about that.
You're right. Truth makes them melt.
:cheersmate:
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I have an Idea. Lets update the title of this or the other DB thread with the words, "Update: FIRED!"
Just so people can tell at a glance.
also has Waldude been added to the Urban dictionary?
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So, DB has officially managed to get himself Wallduded -
Well Done - Only a handful of the most special primitives have managed to unlock that prestigious achievement. Will DB find honest work, or turn to a life of crime ? Will the long-absent Bobbolink have a new neighbor ? Has a Dark Horse risen to overtake the Nadin Steam roller for top DUmmy of 2012 ? Stay tuned, Truebelievers !
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Will DB find honest work
You smokin' dope, or what?
or turn to a life of crime
That was yesterday.
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The ID that would be good to have is Dennis the Menace.
Right now, if he disappears from the DUmp, there's no way to monitor Detroit-area obits.
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Interesting, I may just take this up.
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Messages I'd like to see are the PMs Doug Bulna received after his identity was revealed.
There had to be some beauties. What freudenschade!!
Someone called Schade ? Where is Schade anyway ?
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The shut-down Fox jumped over the lousy Doug.
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Someone called Schade ? Where is Schade anyway ?
Screw that. Where in the hell is "freuden".
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The shut-down Fox jumped over the lousy Doug.
Are you going to do a followup your own DF thread indicating Doug's entry into "fun-employment"?
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Interesting, I may just take this up.
I did take this up but after looking at it for a while I don't think I will pursue it.
I've read alot about DUmmie dennis tonight and I just don't find him to be a particularly malicious DUmmie. I think he has problems that he is trying hard to get sorted out and for what it's worth I hope he does well.
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I'm sorry, not much time to post these days, but I lurk here and there. I've followed this craziness over the last week or so. This is beyond priceless.
Every now and then, each of us has a moment in life where we see some $%^%$ get away with something, and we shake our heads, and lament how some people can be the biggest jerks and get away with things.
For all those times, this entire episode can salve our sense of injustice.
If this DUmbass pulled a petty, immature political stunt at work, then posted it on Democratic Underground for no other reason than to brag and get Hi5'd by his fellow reprobates, and subsequently lost his job over the entire incident, then there can be no better example of karma in this world.
Liberals are so immature...Unbelievable...To actually risk your job over your acrimony towards Fox News... ::)
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The shut-down Fox jumped over the lousy Doug.
Bwahahaha! Typing students everywhere should be using that as their new standard!
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To accompany Charles' rewrite -
The Computer Tech
Paper shuffling boredom
Of the computer tech,
Runs a tiny rodent,
Right beneath his desk.
He hears Fox News playing --
Veins breaking on his brow --
Old Bulna changed the channel, then
Hid the clicker in the ceiling --
Can't turn on Fox News now !
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Well, I suppose it's time to let this thread wither and die a natural death, since the brain-damaged primitive's all but 100% guaranteed to be the number three Top DUmmie of 2013, behind only the oblate spheroid and the Taverner primitive.
And who knows?--he may leapfrog over one, or even both, of them.
It couldn't have happened to a better rectal aperture.
And to be honest, if I were the brain-damaged primitive, I'd be feeling pretty suicidal right now.
Not because I was 62, no human or social skills, fat, ugly, and t-o-t-a-l-l-y negative about people and things in general, but because of something else.
The brain-damaged primitive's been on Skins's island almost since the very beginning, more than twelve years ago. He's been one of their top posters, and very well known; he's spread his stuff around like an unhousebroken puppy with diarrhea. He's oftentimes commented about how caring, how concerned, the primitives are.
Surely these past two weeks have shattered this delusion, though.
Not once since he slunk away, has a single primitive asked, "Hey, where's dainbramaged? I miss him."
Not once.
The primitives don't care about the brain-damaged primitive. The primitives care only for their individual selves.
It's obvious even the CalPig primitive could suddenly drop dead, and the primitives wouldn't care.
"California who?"
sic transit gloria insula imbeciles.....
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I apologize; the Latin, never very fresh, is a little rusty.
sic transit gloria insula præputii is what I meant.
Sorry.
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Not once since he slunk away, has a single primitive asked, "Hey, where's dainbramaged? I miss him."
Not once.
The primitives don't care about the brain-damaged primitive. The primitives care only for their individual selves.
I just thought I'd point out that the bolded DOES happen, with regards to our members, at CC.
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I just thought I'd point out that the bolded DOES happen, with regards to our members, at CC.
I was gone for a week are two due to a computer blowout and then getting upgraded to cable and another computer or two. A few people here saw I was missing in action and were asking about me. Thanks y'all.
If and when I kick the bucket, at least I know I'll be missed for a few days....unlike DUmmieland.
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Went to the DUmp and gave one last look before it goes down memory lane and noticed this post.
Response to DainBramaged (Original post)
Wed Aug 21, 2013, 11:25 PM
CK_John (5,729 posts)
25. Please don't whine when you lose your job.
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I was gone for a week are two due to a computer blowout and then getting upgraded to cable and another computer or two. A few people here saw I was missing in action and were asking about me. Thanks y'all.
If and when I kick the bucket, at least I know I'll be missed for a few days....unlike DUmmieland.
Yeah, right. You were gone for a Hell of a lot longer than that; at least two whole months.
There's a thread here somewhere where I was hysterical with fear, because no one knew how to contact you.
Trust me, it was a lot longer than "for a week or two."
<<<cares about other people.
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Went to the DUmp and gave one last look before it goes down memory lane and noticed this post.
This was totally unforgiveable, and I'm going to remember it for a very long time.
NYC_SKP (51,741 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 12:12 AM
39. ROFL!
You're my hero!
I love it!
Skippy from New York City even though he lives in San Francisco is a professional man, and such an attitude demeans him. Skippy was very close to his late father, who was a fine man, and who would be bummed if he knew his son was this way--he raised his son to be a prince among peasants, but this worthless arrogant piece of shit is what evolved.
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Yeah, right. You were gone for a Hell of a lot longer than that; at least two whole months.
There's a thread here somewhere where I was hysterical with fear, because no one knew how to contact you.
Trust me, it was a lot longer than "for a week or two."
<<<cares about other people.
Son says you're closer to right than I am about the length of time off line. He was going to the county library to do his homework during that time so I guess the two of you are more right than I.
Getting cable out in the country can be a hassle sometimes.
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Welcome to soon unemployment with no bennies DUmbass.
Quoting myself just to rub it in. :lol:
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I apologize; the Latin, never very fresh, is a little rusty.
sic transit gloria insula præputii is what I meant.
Sorry.
sic transit gloria insula imbeciles works for me. Not all "latin" has to remain "latin."
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Quoting myself just to rub it in. :lol:
You know, the brain-damaged primitive's best chum (along with the cbayer primitive), Skippy from New York City, pisses me off big time. There was no call for him to make that stupid remark. I'm thinking about "marketing" him for a spot in the Top DUmmies of 2013.
It's very difficult to find something good or decent or pleasant in a primitive--about as futile as prospecting for gold in the Sandhills of Nebraska--but once in a while, one does come across a faint, almost indistinct, clue that suggests a primitive isn't all bad.
And so one rejoices; one's found a primitive not utterly void of humanity.
But such joy is short-lived, because then the primitive turns around and shows his primitivity again.
About two, three, months ago, Skippy posted a photograph on Skins's island, he comforting his dying father. It was a very compelling, evocative, photograph, evocative even for those of us who never had parents living long enough to become ancient; whose parents died when we were teenagers.
It was a wonderful photograph, and so awesomely powerful, a middle-aged guy consoling his ancient paternal ancestor.
So I began thinking maybe Skippy wasn't all bad. Mostly bad, but not all bad.
And then Skippy turns around and says this shit.
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In the annals of DUmbdom, This will be talked about for years and years to come.
Subliminal messaging my butt, We're not talking about a week-end gig at a expo. The definition of wallduding has be redefined and expanded.
He Douged his own grave in his Wallduding...
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Captain Spaulding, GOBUCKS, Texacon and 10 Guests are viewing this topic.
Pfhahaha! Let me guess from what website the "guests" hail from... :-)
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Well, I suppose it's time to let this thread wither and die a natural death, since the brain-damaged primitive's all but 100% guaranteed to be the number three Top DUmmie of 2013, behind only the oblate spheroid and the Taverner primitive.
It will die a long, lingering death, like that we wish for the DUmmies.
Doug Bulna is a legend in his own time. Even in his stunned silence, he's become a huge presence at the DUmp.
Many times in the past, when a lesser DUmmy has earned a lot of attention from decent, civilized people, that attention has ignited the crazy bald dwarf's envy and arrogance.
I fully expect her to rise to the occasion with a storyline to put Doug Bulna in his place.
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I apologize; the Latin, never very fresh, is a little rusty.
sic transit gloria insula præputii is what I meant.
Sorry.
I just plugged that into Google Translate. Here's what it came up with:
Written by island foreskin
I'll send you the bill for the new monitor . . . :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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I started to feel sorry for the asshole. Then I went back and read the thread.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023509971#post3
**** Doug. He's trashing his employers, his fellow employees, and the customers.
Edit: Former employers and former fellow employees.
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When's the last time he posted? Maybe we need a "Days since seen" counter.
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When's the last time he posted? Maybe we need a "Days since seen" counter.
Like about Monday, August 26; something like that.
It appears the last thing he did was delete his original post at 2:31 p.m. that day.
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Does anyone have the last post of DainBramaged in the form of screen capture or copied text?
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I started to feel sorry for the asshole. Then I went back and read the thread.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023509971#post3
**** Doug. He's trashing his employers, his fellow employees, and the customers.
And the few DUers who have a modicum of sense and express their disapproval. He was expecting oo rahs' and back slaps from everyone and when anyone disagreed he screamed Benghazi at them.
He seems like an immature little turd IRL as well as on the net, IMO.
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I started to feel sorry for the asshole. Then I went back and read the thread.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023509971#post3
**** Doug. He's trashing his employers, his fellow employees, and the customers.
Edit: Former employers and former fellow employees.
Would of felt sorry, but he brought it all onto himself. No sympathy for him.
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I started to feel sorry for the asshole. Then I went back and read the thread.
It's pointless to ever start out that way, feeling some kindness for a primitive.
Sooner or later, the primitive's going to betray his primitivity; it's inevitable.
It's like going down the highway at 75 mph and suddenly hitting a speed-bump two feet tall.
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I started to feel sorry for the asshole.
I started to as well, then I realised that he acted very badly...there is nothing which did not flow from that action.
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Doug was a total ass most of the time when he was at the DUmp - he would PM flames to posters that disagreed with him. What finally got him here was that he was finally outed, which he thought would never happen after over 60k posts.
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When's the last time he posted?
The last time Doug posted was on Thursday, August 29, a little thread in the Pets Group about "Patrick the Miracle Dog":
http://www.democraticunderground.com/116112996
Prior to that, DB posted a few times on the Science Group and the Pets Group on Monday, August 26.
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The shut-down Fox jumped over the lousy Doug.
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The shut-down Fox jumped over the lousy Doug.
^A Thing of beauty !
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Thanks, sir; there's so much going on I can keep only really vague track.
It's all good.
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He's busy being his usual asshole self.
"They're dumb"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017141134#post47
"They're racist"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017140888#post5
...and some other gibberish
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023519635
He must have been a joy to work with.
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He's busy being his usual asshole self.
"They're dumb"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017141134#post47
"They're racist"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017140888#post5
...and some other gibberish
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023519635
He must have been a joy to work with.
Like Frank pointed out, every single post was made during business hours.
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I started to feel sorry for the asshole. Then I went back and read the thread.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023509971#post3
**** Doug. He's trashing his employers, his fellow employees, and the customers.
Edit: Former employers and former fellow employees.
Well I be damned. No way I'm going to read every post in that thread but I did scan over it and found some intelligent discussion.....none from the brain damaged one though.
NOTE: I did say some, not much, but some intelligent discussion.
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I've been traveling the last few weeks and missed my CC. I have sat here for the past 2 hours and read this thread and the other about DB. I went over to the island and read the original where he hides the remote and then is the most juvenile ignorant slob yelling "Benghazi". All I have to say is WELL PLAYED my friends!! Very enjoyable even if it means another democrat on welfare. :cheersmate: :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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All I have to say is WELL PLAYED my friends!!
We surely do do good, don't we?
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He's back. Doug just couldn't stay away from the goggies and kittehs.
This explains his absence from the Denville obits:
Fri Sep 6, 2013, 07:07 PM
DainBramaged (39,108 posts)
Loudest Dog Bark In The World - Guinness World Record
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Again in the Pets Group. Will he show his face, though, in General Discussion? Will he discuss what has happened over the past two weeks? C'mon Doug, man up!
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The shut-down Fox jumped over the lousy Doug.
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62 views in just 2 hours. Thats pretty good for the pets group.
Or it means a LOT of people are still keeping tabs on Dougie-Pooh.
Run DB. But forget about hiding.
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Actual quote bya DUmmie who belongs to the wrong party!
I expect such conduct from the ignorant who cannot stand any challenge to their foolishness, including many of the right-wing, (uh, looked in the mirror lately? How 'bout cross the hall in the dorm?, ****in' idiot!). I believed my fellow liberals stood by their principles,(they have principals? Whoda guessed?[/I]) were better informed, (Now that's just a downright lie!!!]) and above such petty nonsense. ([/I]WTF???? Occupy Wall Street anyone? Who's this DUmbass tryin' to kid?)I sadly appear to be mistaken.
OMFG!!!!! Never figgered I'd hear this from a DUmbass!
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Again in the Pets Group. Will he show his face, though, in General Discussion? Will he discuss what has happened over the past two weeks? C'mon Doug, man up!
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The shut-down Fox jumped over the lousy Doug.
How the hell ya doin' Chas? LTNS!
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Again in the Pets Group. Will he show his face, though, in General Discussion? Will he discuss what has happened over the past two weeks? C'mon Doug, man up!
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The shut-down Fox jumped over the lousy Doug.
Brilliant sig line.
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Whoa.
The brain-damaged primitive showed up about supper-time last evening (Friday), and now at the following breakfast-time, his topic's at 80 primitive views, 0 primitive comments.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/116113102
One wonders what's up with that; I'd gone there, figuring he'd be besieged by primitives anxious to know what happened, and how he's doing.
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Whoa.
The brain-damaged primitive showed up about supper-time last evening (Friday), and how at the following breakfast-time, his topic's at 80 primitive views, 0 primitive comments.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/116113102
One wonders what's up with that; I'd gone there, figuring he'd be besieged by primitives anxious to know what happened, and how he's doining.
They can see that, if he thinks so low of his (former) employer, he's got to be two-faced when he thinks of them. Or, so a reasonable, thinking person with half of a brain would think.
Allo, how've ya been? :cheersmate:
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They can see that, if he thinks so low of his (former) employer, he's got to be two-faced when he thinks of them. Or, so a reasonable, thinking person with half of a brain would think.
It was always obvious that the primitives maintain a deep loathing and contempt for each other; if one looks beneath the surface, it's a lurid, grotesque frenzy of hate for each other. They seek to use each other, to manipulate each other, but they surely don't seek to love each other.
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I notice his thread did not get any replies.
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Whoa.
The brain-damaged primitive showed up about supper-time last evening (Friday), and how at the following breakfast-time, his topic's at 80 primitive views, 0 primitive comments.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/116113102
One wonders what's up with that; I'd gone there, figuring he'd be besieged by primitives anxious to know what happened, and how he's doining.
I would bet that this drama has even caught skimmers attention. When it's finally exposed at the DUmp, he will feign indignation as expected. In reality, he's waiting for for this to play out like everyone else. I have no doubt that skimmer is aware of this thread.
Skimmer probably has a little better insight regarding the timeline of events as he most likely has received PM's from Dougie. Skimmer will tell Doug that he is concerned but the truth is that he doesn't give a shit about Doug's future one way or another as Doug has lost the ability to donate any more that five dollars per year. Skimmer has seven thousand others DUmmies that is part of the collective that donate to his vacation fund. They are his primary concern, not Doug's misadventures.
Doug Bulna is soon to find out just how many friends that he does have. It would seem that his enemies take more interest in his life than his so called friends do. Dougie is totally screwed.
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If one follows the time-line of the comments, both over on Skins's island and here, it's obvious the brain-damaged primitive's campfire would've inspired nothing more than a "ho-hum, the primitives are suppressing other points of view"--that is, until he insulted the "freepers."
By "freepers," I assume he includes not only members of freerepublic, but also members of our old home and the decent and civilized people who read the DUmpster here.
When walrus-face made those insulting remarks about us, was when things got into gear, and all this happened.
Surely by now Doug sees we're not retards here.
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I notice his thread did not get any replies.
Mole trap. Not touching that with a 10 foot pole.
and besides, why doesn't he talk about the pets he knows the most about?
(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1908/8386.jpg)
I'm so lonely without you, Doug.
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For want of a nail a shoe was lost.....for want of a shoe a horse was lost.....so on and so on it goes but in this case.....
For want of a remote a job was lost.... :-)
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After DB self-deleted his OP on Monday afternoon, August 26, he has made only two posts since: one, on Thursday, August 29, about "Patrick the Miracle Dog"; and the other, on Friday, September 6, about "The Loudest Dog Bark in the World." Both of these posts were in the obscure, off-the-beaten-path Pets Group, and in neither post did DB himself offer any comment of his own. The few people who frequent the Pets Group may not even be aware of the colossal kerfunkle that DB caused with his hiding-the-remote thread. They're only interested in the doggies and teh kittehs, not in a Fox.
DB has not DARED to post anything in General Discussion (or even in the Lounge), where people WOULD ask him about the Case of the Missing Remote and DB's present employment, or lack thereof. He MAY, at some point, re-emerge on GD, and maybe even talk about what has happened--the temptation may be too strong for him to stay away forever.
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The shut-down Fox jumped over the lousy Doug.
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You're right Charles, I can feel the rage building as we post.
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He MAY, at some point, re-emerge on GD, and maybe even talk about what has happened--the temptation may be too strong for him to stay away forever.
:hi5:
A socialist liberal staying silent? They cannot help it. The braying at DU is like a siren call. Doug will be unable to stay silent for long.
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Poor Tweak . . .
(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1908/8386.jpg)
"Doug! Come back, Doug!"
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So I clicked on ..... http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team ....and what do you know? Dougie isn't listed as one of their many valued employees. What happened to Dougie?
Like I didn't know..... :rotf:
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Come on Doug. If not for yourself, do it for Tweak.
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I can't help thinking...What's worse?
Getting fired from your job for a dopey, childish stunt....
Or having to watch all of us gloat about it....
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I can't help thinking...What's worse?
Getting fired from your job for a dopey, childish stunt....
Or having to watch all of us gloat about it....
....and the whole world knows......now that's embarrassing.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/DUmpster/DUmbass_zpsbbc71372.png)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/DUmpster/DUmbass_zpsbbc71372.png)
Awesome, sir.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/DUmpster/DUmbass_zpsbbc71372.png)
Wonder if the car dealership has a sign announcing their friendly, new, improved service department?
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/DUmpster/DUmbass_zpsbbc71372.png)
:rotf: :lmao: :rofl:
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Or having to watch all of us gloat about it....
No one gloats when a personal tragedy befalls a DUmmy.
It's what DUmmies call freudenschade.
Like young Wayne Newton, decades before his current taxidermy stage: "Freudenschade, darling, freudenschade."
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No one gloats when a personal tragedy befalls a DUmmy.
It's what DUmmies call freudenschade.
Like young Wayne Newton, decades before his current taxidermy stage: "Freudenschade, darling, freudenschade."
I must be a nobody because I'm just full of Schadenfreude when it comes to the various misfortunes of the DUmbasses. :yahoo:
In fact, when it happens, I feel like breaking out in song.....
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA[/youtube]
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If I had a remote
I'd hide it in the rafters
I'd hide it in the break room
All over this place
I'd hide out fox news
I'd hide out Rush news
I'd hide all the love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this place
If I had a job
I'd hide in the restroom
I'd hide in the break room
All over this place
I'd fill out my time card
I'd cuss out a customer
I'd kill all the love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this place
If I had a job
I'd quit it in the morning,
I'd quit it in the evening,
All over this place
I'd sing about socialism
I'd sing about communism
I'd take all the money from my brothers and my sisters,
All over this place
Well I had a job
And I had a notion
And I got fired from this awful place
It's the hammer of Justice,
It's the bell of karma
It's the song about stealing from my brothers and my sisters,
All over this place
It's the hammer of Justice,
It's the bell of karma
It's the song about stealing my brothers and my sisters,
All over this place
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Whoa.
That is awesome.
Damn, you're good!
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Whoa.
That is awesome.
Damn, you're good!
It's a rewrite of the song "If I Had A Hammer"....IOWs ...I stole it :-).
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I suppose I can put Gearhart back on the potential dealer list.
Wife still needs a new car.
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I suppose I can put Gearhart back on the potential dealer list.
Wife still needs a new car.
Be sure to mention how you heard about them.
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H^5!
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Ok I just confirmed that my main client in New Jersey, who lives an hour away, doesn't want to pursue the Gearhart IT opening. If anyone is close enough, they haven't even listed the IT job yet (http://www.gearhartchevy.net/Employment), and perhaps this would actually be better delegated to an outside IT contractor rather than chance another DainBramaged idiot. Wouldn't it be a hoot if one of the CC'ers or Freepers got this gig :rotf:
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Ok I just confirmed that my main client in New Jersey, who lives an hour away, doesn't want to pursue the Gearhart IT opening. If anyone is close enough, they haven't even listed the IT job yet (http://www.gearhartchevy.net/Employment), and perhaps this would actually be better delegated to an outside IT contractor rather than chance another DainBramaged idiot. Wouldn't it be a hoot if one of the CC'ers or Freepers got this gig :rotf:
+1
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Ok I just confirmed that my main client in New Jersey, who lives an hour away, doesn't want to pursue the Gearhart IT opening. If anyone is close enough, they haven't even listed the IT job yet (http://www.gearhartchevy.net/Employment), and perhaps this would actually be better delegated to an outside IT contractor rather than chance another DainBramaged idiot. Wouldn't it be a hoot if one of the CC'ers or Freepers got this gig :rotf:
I would take it. All FOX News. All Day Long.
Hey Look. Theres a dead mouse in a cage.
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Well, what do we do now?
We can't consider this a closed case, because the brain-damaged primitive hasn't shown up on Skins's island to explain and apologize.
But on the other hand, it might be a very long time before he does that.
I think I'll "unsticky" this thread for now, and if something happens, I'll re-"sticky" it if needed.
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I would take it. All FOX News. All Day Long.
Hey Look. Theres a dead mouse in a cage.
For some reason I am not cheering about Doug's problems.
Perhaps I am just a softy but we all get ourselves in a mess from time---Even a fish would not get in trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
This poor schmuck decided to do something to make,---The boys to cheer and the ladies to all turn out as Dougie came marching home from war with the Conservatives.
This is NO reason to destroy his life and manhood, So as Frank says this man is a knuckle head, and a real Jerk, he is just one of many liberals we work with or deal with today. They be all over the place, some in the last places we would expect to find them.
They be in our Churches, in our schools in our Police and Fire Departments. Our landlords or in the banks we need a loan from, these knuckle heads are on our Town commissions and boards.
They try to keep their screw up ideas to them selves for their jobs. Then along comes Doug that has no idea of how to get a point across, he hangs himself on his own Petard. He in fact OUTS the like minded that want to stay in the closet. His statements as a Liberal make all Libs look really bad, nasty and conniving, sort of removing the curtain to the wizard of OZ to see who is running things.
I say Hooray for Doug, he has out his people and when one finds ONE Doug there are millions just like him.
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For some reason I am not cheering about Doug's problems.
Perhaps I am just a softy but we all get ourselves in a mess from time---Even a fish would not get in trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
This poor schmuck decided to do something to make,---The boys to cheer and the ladies to all turn out as Dougie came marching home from war with the Conservatives.
This is NO reason to destroy his life and manhood, So as Frank says this man is a knuckle head, and a real Jerk, he is just one of many liberals we work with or deal with today. They be all over the place, some in the last places we would expect to find them.
They be in our Churches, in our schools in our Police and Fire Departments. Our landlords or in the banks we need a loan from, these knuckle heads are on our Town commissions and boards.
They try to keep their screw up ideas to them selves for their jobs. Then along comes Doug that has no idea of how to get a point across, he hangs himself on his own Petard. He in fact OUTS the like minded that want to stay in the closet. His statements as a Liberal make all Libs look really bad, nasty and conniving, sort of removing the curtain to the wizard of OZ to see who is running things.
I say Hooray for Doug, he has out his people and when one finds ONE Doug there are millions just like him.
He set out to damage his fellow employees and his employer so he brought it all on himself. It's all his own fault. Collateral damage I'd say.....he shouldn't have been standing so close to the bomb when he set it off.
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Oh vesta, dear, you really ought to try Lydia Pinkham's Special Vegetable Compound for Female Complaints--the pre-FDA product, not the current one--to see if it helps you see this more clearly.
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Doug Bulna is a celeb now. This thread will live for a while just on the strength of his fame.
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Doug Bulna is a celeb now. This thread will live for a while just on the strength of his fame.
15 business minutes of fame at least.
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Doug Bulna is a celeb now. This thread will live for a while just on the strength of his fame.
You know, our pal in Jersey screwed up again; I dunno what he's thinking.
If.....if.....if he'd showed up on Skins's island the following Tuesday (Monday being Labor Day, a holiday) and made a clean breast of things, the civilized world would've reacted, "Okay, that's it," and moved on.
Probably by now most would've already forgotten all about the episode.
But because he's delaying any explanations and apologies, it's still in the front of everybody's minds, his fellow primitives and decent and civilized people alike.
The longer the brain-damaged primitive puts it off, the more everybody's going to remember.
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15 business minutes of fame at least.
You know, something just now occurred to me, just seconds ago.
It could be that our pal's in the psychiatric ward of a hospital, and unable to communicate.
I dunno how likely that is, but it's a possibility.
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If.....if.....if he'd showed up on Skins's island the following Tuesday (Monday being Labor Day, a holiday) and made a clean breast of things, the civilized world would've reacted, "Okay, that's it," and moved on.
Probably by now most would've already forgotten all about the episode.
Well, eventually the thread will cool and sink, but I don't think anyone will forget such a spectacular wallduding.
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You know, something just now occurred to me, just seconds ago.
It could be that our pal's in the psychiatric ward of a hospital, and unable to communicate.
I dunno how likely that is, but it's a possibility.
If so, it'd only be to build his case for disability.
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You know, something just now occurred to me, just seconds ago.
It could be that our pal's in the psychiatric ward of a hospital, and unable to communicate.
I dunno how likely that is, but it's a possibility.
I thought the DUmmys were already part of the mental health system. :stirpot:
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This is NO reason to destroy his life and manhood,
Vesta, he did that to himself. and he put it out on the net for all the world to see. As for manhood, Vesta, he is a liberal, they don't have men in their camp.
They be in our Churches,
Wrong again, Vesta. Liberals and socialists despise churches, Christians and Jews. You obviously don't read DU at all.
in our schools indoctrinating children
in our Police and Fire Departments. Nope, those places require DRUG tests.
Our landlords Most landlords I know are capitalist, not red socialists.
or in the banks we need a loan from, Gasp! Liberals, working for the 1%?!!! Say it isn't so!
these knuckle heads are on our Town commissions and boards. The Friends of Steve Dawes don't think so.
I say Hooray for Doug, Yes, only you Vesta. Only you would cheer on the very acts that got Dougie pooh fired.
he has out his people and when one finds ONE Doug there are millions just like him. Nope. Wrong again, Vesta. Most people know how to respect and keep their jobs.
---Bottom line, Vesta sweetie pie, hunny-bunny, my little sugar booger....A waldude is when a DUmmy gets HIMSELF fired for his own stupid actions. We didn't do anything to get him fired. There were no false accusations...Doug put it all there in black and white for the world to see.
--Further you won't find any sympathy from me. I know how to respect my work place.
So straighten up and get a spine, Vesta.
Some people's kids.
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Oh vesta, dear, you really ought to try Lydia Pinkham's Special Vegetable Compound for Female Complaints--the pre-FDA product, not the current one--to see if it helps you see this more clearly.
You never cease to amaze me, frank.
H5 for knowing about Lydia Pinkham's Medicine. I never even thought anybody else here would know about that stuff, and my knowledge of it only comes from bottles I've dug.
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He bought the ticket, he takes the ride.
One is not hung on a petard, one is blown up by one. This one did.
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For some reason I am not cheering about Doug's problems.
Perhaps I am just a softy but we all get ourselves in a mess from time---Even a fish would not get in trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
This poor schmuck decided to do something to make,---The boys to cheer and the ladies to all turn out as Dougie came marching home from war with the Conservatives.
This is NO reason to destroy his life and manhood, So as Frank says this man is a knuckle head, and a real Jerk, he is just one of many liberals we work with or deal with today. They be all over the place, some in the last places we would expect to find them.
They be in our Churches, in our schools in our Police and Fire Departments. Our landlords or in the banks we need a loan from, these knuckle heads are on our Town commissions and boards.
They try to keep their screw up ideas to them selves for their jobs. Then along comes Doug that has no idea of how to get a point across, he hangs himself on his own Petard. He in fact OUTS the like minded that want to stay in the closet. His statements as a Liberal make all Libs look really bad, nasty and conniving, sort of removing the curtain to the wizard of OZ to see who is running things.
I say Hooray for Doug, he has out his people and when one finds ONE Doug there are millions just like him.
DainBramaged is SOLELY to blame for what happened. He brought the whole thing on himself.
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DainBramaged is SOLELY to blame for what happened. He brought the whole thing on himself.
Ptarmy, you are speaking common sense. I'm not sure Vesta knows that language.
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Ptarmy, you are speaking common sense. I'm not sure Vesta knows that language.
The problem here is that some people look at the primitives as people first, primitives second.
And decent and civilized people don't want "people" to get hurt.
However, the primitives are in a class of their own, and should always be viewed as primitives first, primitives second, primitives third......until one gets to, people tenth.
Only under the most dire of circumstances should one feel sorry for the primitives.
And this case of the brain-damaged primitive is far, far, far from dire.
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Spoken like a true scientific observer. Agreed
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Spoken like a true scientific observer. Agreed.
Thank you, sir. My thought is that God gave us judgement, to discern the differences between things.
Just as one can tell the difference between a plant and a rock, or between the sky and the soil, one is supposed to determine the difference between people and primitives.
Humanity is worth one's while; primitives, no.
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For some reason I am not cheering about Doug's problems.
Perhaps I am just a softy but we all get ourselves in a mess from time---Even a fish would not get in trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
This poor schmuck decided to do something to make,---The boys to cheer and the ladies to all turn out as Dougie came marching home from war with the Conservatives.
This is NO reason to destroy his life and manhood, So as Frank says this man is a knuckle head, and a real Jerk, he is just one of many liberals we work with or deal with today. They be all over the place, some in the last places we would expect to find them.
They be in our Churches, in our schools in our Police and Fire Departments. Our landlords or in the banks we need a loan from, these knuckle heads are on our Town commissions and boards.
They try to keep their screw up ideas to them selves for their jobs. Then along comes Doug that has no idea of how to get a point across, he hangs himself on his own Petard. He in fact OUTS the like minded that want to stay in the closet. His statements as a Liberal make all Libs look really bad, nasty and conniving, sort of removing the curtain to the wizard of OZ to see who is running things.
I say Hooray for Doug, he has out his people and when one finds ONE Doug there are millions just like him.
When you are out camping, you kill the spider that is in your tent even if there are billions of them out there.
But we appreciate your giving us a textbook example of what a Non sequitur look like.
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The problem here is that some people look at the primitives as people first, primitives second.
However, the primitives are in a class of their own, and should always be viewed as primitives first, primitives second, primitives third......until one gets to, people tenth.
Only under the most dire of circumstances should one feel sorry for the primitives.
Can you recall a time when you felt sorry for a primitive?
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Well, eventually the thread will cool and sink, but I don't think anyone will forget such a spectacular wallduding.
I can't think of any current DUmmy that is more deserving.
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Can you recall a time when you felt sorry for a primitive?
Yes. I feel sorry they don't move to Cuba or North Korea. :tongue: :tongue:
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I can't think of any current DUmmy that is more deserving.
The brain-damaged primitive should be in clover.
Think of it.
0bomba's president, and all's strawberries-and-cream; no unemployment, money in everybody's pocket and a chicken in every pot, free medical care for all, clean air, open and honest government, the evil Repubs in disarray, peace in the world, the lion laying down with the lamb, &c., &c., 8c.
Now, if he'd lost a job when Bush was president, he'd really be suffering.
So what's there to feel sorry for him?
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He just made another thread in the pet subforum:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/116113123
this must be Doug's version of the silent treatment. :whatever:
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He just made another thread in the pet subforum:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/116113123
this must be Doug's version of the silent treatment. :whatever:
Oh my.
Sunday, September 8, about supper-time.
Maybe the primitives lurking here should go back to Skins's island and "howdy" him.
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He just made another thread in the pet subforum:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/116113123
this must be Doug's version of the silent treatment. :whatever:
Just a cut and paste job. Nothing we can examine or make any kind of determination of how Doug is doing.
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Just a cut and paste job. Nothing we can examine or make any kind of determination of how Doug is doing.
I think he's trying to suggest that his only friends are dogs.
It's a reasonable conclusion, given that the primitives seem to have forgotten all about him.
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He just made another thread in the pet subforum:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/116113123
this must be Doug's version of the silent treatment. :whatever:
60 views, no primitive comments.
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I think he's trying to suggest that his only friends are dogs.
It's a reasonable conclusion, given that the primitives seem to have forgotten all about him.
Brilliant insight. I'm going to have to learn to read in between the lines.
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Brilliant insight. I'm going to have to learn to read in between the lines.
He's not that smart to think that deep.
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He's not that smart to think that deep.
Heh! For a member of the smartest, bestest folks on the internet he sure is a complete dumbass, Dutch! :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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He's not that smart to think that deep.
I'm still trying to figure out if the primitives haven't mentioned his absence because (a) they're afraid my fellow alum Skins would come down hard on them or (b) they've honestly forgotten all about him, who he was.
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I'm still trying to figure out if the primitives haven't mentioned his absence because (a) they're afraid my fellow alum Skins would come down hard on them or (b) they've honestly forgotten all about him, who he was.
They haven't forgotten him. They're still coming here to read about him.
They're worried about damage to their DUmp cred if they admit reading threads here.
DUmmies are like that.
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They haven't forgotten him. They're still coming here to read about him.
They're worried about damage to their DUmp cred if they admit reading threads here.
DUmmies are like that.
The problem is, though, we can't speak for the brain-damaged primitive; we can't explain what happened.
Only one person can, and it's walrus-face.
And so I suggest lurking primitives quit coming over here to get answers, and instead interrogate the brain-damaged primitive on their own turf.
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The problem is, though, we can't speak for the brain-damaged primitive; we can't explain what happened.
Only one person can, and it's walrus-face.
And so I suggest lurking primitives quit coming over here to get answers, and instead interrogate the brain-damaged primitive on their own turf.
That would help all parties involved.
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Ptarmy, you are speaking common sense. I'm not sure Vesta knows that language.
I know.
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And so I suggest lurking primitives quit coming over here to get answers, and instead interrogate the brain-damaged primitive on their own turf.
I'm sure they are.
Doug Bulna most likely has the busiest PM account in the entire DUmp.
But DUmmies of course know that DUmmies lie, all the time, so they come here searching for the truth on the Bulna saga.
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Doug's latest thread in pets had a visitor...who said too much!
and his cut and paste has 9 Recs!
(http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/1736/szwa.jpg)
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Oh, Doug... We hardly knew ya!
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But what about the mouse he left behind?
Who's going to feed him pistachios?
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But what about the mouse he left behind?
Who's going to feed him pistachios?
Tweak is very smart indeed!
(http://agapegeek.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/mouse-trap.jpg)
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Rarely, and I mean rarely, do I have enough mental fortitude to try and sort out a vesta thread enough for a response. But, alas, I just can't help myself on this one...
For some reason I am not cheering about Doug's problems.
Perhaps I am just a softy but we all get ourselves in a mess from time---Even a fish would not get in trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
Do you go out of your way to sabotage your employer's equipment, piss off their customers, call your employer stupid, admit to lying to them, and brag about it to your cohorts? Especially if you hold the title of SYSADMIN? All over some childish bullshit about a TV channel?
Do you not have the first concept of simple dignity and maturity, vesta?!? Do you not have even the slightest grasp of exercising personal self control in that situtation?!?
This poor schmuck decided to do something to make,---The boys to cheer and the ladies to all turn out as Dougie came marching home from war with the Conservatives.
That "poor schmuck" decided to put his livelihood in jeopardy over a ****ing television station. A television station, I might add, that wasn't meant for him to listen to while he worked. What "poor schmuck" Doug Bulna decided to do was make an example of how not to live your life. He became a self correcting problem.
Childish, arrogant, and stupid is no way to go through life, vesta. Haven't you raised enough children to know that? Or did they do stupid shit that you patted their heads and congratulated them for?
This is NO reason to destroy his life and manhood,
DUmbass Doug Bulna destroyed his own life and manhood, vesta. Whatever he got paled in comparison to what he deserved.
Any service that was provided in helping Gearhart Chevrolet decide if they wanted a mentally unstable child running their IT "department" was incidental. The bottom line is that DUmbass Doug brought this upon himself and is rightly paying for his stupidity.
They try to keep their screw up ideas to them selves for their jobs. Then along comes Doug that has no idea of how to get a point across, he hangs himself on his own Petard. He in fact OUTS the like minded that want to stay in the closet. His statements as a Liberal make all Libs look really bad, nasty and conniving, sort of removing the curtain to the wizard of OZ to see who is running things.
I say Hooray for Doug, he has out his people and when one finds ONE Doug there are millions just like him.
What the... Seriously, I have a brain cramp from just trying to figure out what the hell you are trying to say... Good grief!
Liberals make damned fools of themselves every time they speak, this time the wrong ears heard him and he (finally) got to pay for it...
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Tweak is very smart indeed!
(http://agapegeek.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/mouse-trap.jpg)
If he was really smart, he'd be the SECOND mouse...
:-)
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I'll bet you anything he's mothballed the username "DainBramaged" and is posting at the DUmp with a sock puppet.
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If he was really smart, he'd be the SECOND mouse...
:-)
So, then, the first mouse would be named 'Doug,' right?
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I'll bet you anything he's mothballed the username "DainBramaged" and is posting at the DUmp with a sock puppet.
Maybe. If so, he will be detected in short order. His hate would be hard to cover up.
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Maybe. If so, he will be detected in short order. His hate would be hard to cover up.
He'd be doing kpetes in the goggy forum.
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I have about 4 unopened universal remotes. I was thinking of sending one to Gearhart, in an oversized box, with the outside of the box festooned with Bulna's pictures and quotes spewing his rants, and stating that the remote is a gift from the Conservative Cave and Free Republic.
Thoughts? Probably a bit overdone, but in keeping with the spirit of this thread and for sane work environments everywhere.
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I have about 4 unopened universal remotes. I was thinking of sending one to Gearhart, in an oversized box, with the outside of the box festooned with Bulna's pictures and quotes spewing his rants, and stating that the remote is a gift from the Conservative Cave and Free Republic.
Thoughts? Probably a bit overdone, but in keeping with the spirit of this thread and for sane work environments everywhere.
LOL!
It's so wrong...
You gotta do it!
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I have about 4 unopened universal remotes. I was thinking of sending one to Gearhart, in an oversized box, with the outside of the box festooned with Bulna's pictures and quotes spewing his rants, and stating that the remote is a gift from the Conservative Cave and Free Republic.
Thoughts? Probably a bit overdone, but in keeping with the spirit of this thread and for sane work environments everywhere.
I triple dog dare you...
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franksolich is right, DB needs to open up and confess what's happened and he needs to do it pronto. We need to set some type of time limit and if he fails to respond as he has been ordered, we might need to send some personal letters to his home address warning him about the dangers of non-compliance.
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I have about 4 unopened universal remotes. I was thinking of sending one to Gearhart, in an oversized box, with the outside of the box festooned with Bulna's pictures and quotes spewing his rants, and stating that the remote is a gift from the Conservative Cave and Free Republic.
Thoughts? Probably a bit overdone, but in keeping with the spirit of this thread and for sane work environments everywhere.
Funny!
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I triple dog dare you...
I triple squared dog dare you! :fuelfire: O-)
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I triple squared dog dare you! :fuelfire: O-)
+1 (lol)
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franksolich is right, DB needs to open up and confess what's happened and he needs to do it pronto.
Right, and the sooner he does that, the sooner he can move on.
I'm guessing he wants to be mired down in self-pity and possibly even self-destruction, than moving on.
And of course the brain-damaged primitive is playing a game here, with both the primitives and outsiders looking in; he thinks "freepers" are stupid, after all.
The truth always outs, and usually at a time most inconvenient to liars.
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OK, it's a done deal. I've confirmed I don't have to show ID at the local UPS store, and I'll have it sent once I design the box cover. I'll even laminate it to prevent too much damage.
Here's one of my proposed images that will take up the side of the box.
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/3c539938-2bc0-4830-a59c-383406460e67_zpsc3fc1642.jpg)
The blank space will be filled in with his quotes, crediting Democratic Underground of course.
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Well now, I dislike being a wet rag here, but the focus should be on the brain-damaged primitive, not on an innocent automotive dealership that apparently has a good and honest reputation in the market it serves, and possibly one even owned and operated by those on our side.
Do what one wishes, but that's my take on it.
<<<implacable foe of primitivity, not of any business.
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Well now, I dislike being a wet rag here, but the focus should be on the brain-damaged primitive, not on an innocent automotive dealership that apparently has a good and honest reputation in the market it serves, and possibly one even owned and operated by those on our side.
Do what one wishes, but that's my take on it.
<<<implacable foe of primitivity, not of any business.
Didn't I see Douggie's home address somewhere in this thread?
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Agree totally with coach.
Gearhart has done their part if they DUmped DoUg.
They have enough to worry about with that lame website and trying to sell Government Motors vehicles.
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Didn't I see Douggie's home address somewhere in this thread?
Well now, that would be wrong too.
From Scamdy, we had rules of ethics and conduct, and never had to resort to real-life contact like that. Not even close.
Best to just keep it on the internet, and best to keep it focused on the brain-damaged primitive.
As I said, it's a free country, and one's free to do as one wishes, but I'm agin it.
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Well now, I dislike being a wet rag here, but the focus should be on the brain-damaged primitive, not on an innocent automotive dealership that apparently has a good and honest reputation in the market it serves, and possibly one even owned and operated by those on our side.
Do what one wishes, but that's my take on it.
<<<implacable foe of primitivity, not of any business.
I agree with Frank on this one. Open season on dummies... not open season on businesses that may employee them. In this particular case, the business seems like a community asset.
Just my 2 cents.
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Well now, I dislike being a wet rag here, but the focus should be on the brain-damaged primitive, not on an innocent automotive dealership that apparently has a good and honest reputation in the market it serves, and possibly one even owned and operated by those on our side.
Do what one wishes, but that's my take on it.
<<<implacable foe of primitivity, not of any business.
The business is a victim of DainBramaged's theft of company property and cover up, which is worse than the crime. The cover up is what did it for him.
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Very wise, Frank. I really think that the idea was to give the employees more laughing material than anything, but having said that, the professional aspect of the dealership is more important. I was veering to that conclusion once I got back from the UPS store, and instead I'll create the bookcover instead. Maybe even an app box. It's still funny!
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The business is a victim of DainBramaged's theft of company property and cover up, which is worse than the crime. The cover up is what did it for him.
Somewhere, Scooter Libby is smiling.
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Very wise, Frank. I really think that the idea was to give the employees more laughing material than anything.....
Yes, of course, and I'm sure that the decent and civilized people who work there would in fact get some laughs out of it.
.....but having said that, the professional aspect of the dealership is more important.....
To be honest, I was somewhat bothered to see a few negative comments about the business in this thread, and in GOBUCKS' other thread; the business and the persons involved in it should've been none of our concern, other than that they were being unknowingly victimized by a malicious presence.
.....I was veering to that conclusion once I got back from the UPS store, and instead I'll create the bookcover instead. Maybe even an app box. It's still funny!
Well, but on the other hand, it's an remarkably creative idea. I'd be willing to have my name and address used for identifying the sender--I'm not fond of anonymous stuff--(to the dealership, not to the primitive). If one's going to play a joke on someone, for fair play and good clean sportsmanship, the "victim" (quotation marks intentional) deserves the courtesy of knowing the person behind it.
^^^remember, I'm talking about the dealership, not the brain-damaged primitive.
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On a good's night sleep, I've decided not to send the remote. Even if most of the employees would laugh, there may be 2 or 3 who many have liked the DU-fus, and the wouldn't take too kindly to it. I'm one for staying on the safe side as I'm not one to piss anyone off (even if deserved) if it hurts the business environment of a non-combatant. To be blunt, sending the remote would be regarded as childish as hiding the remote, at least from the standpoint of a business outsider.
I'll create a book cover for the event. That should be legacy enough.
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I'll create a book cover for the event. That should be legacy enough.
Hopefully, to be placed in a glass case in the lobby of the Library of Congress.
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(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/3c539938-2bc0-4830-a59c-383406460e67_zpsc3fc1642.jpg)
The blank space will be filled in with his quotes, crediting Democratic Underground of course.
Might I suggest you use "Benghazi!"
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Can you recall a time when you felt sorry for a primitive?
You know, sir, I've been thinking about this for a while now.
No, I've never felt sorry for a primitive--there's tens of millions, hundreds of millions, thousands of millions, others far more worthy of sympathy--but I have at times felt affectionately towards a primitive.
And it always ended up wasted energy.
The prime example of this was Ugly, the defrocked warped primitive, "Warpy." For years, at both our old home and when the DUmpster first got underway, I was an enthusiastic proponent of Ms. Hindenberg. She seemed to know everything about everything, and I decided that when I got around to winning the Powerball lottery, I was going to hire her to run my affairs.
It's in the archives, folks; there was a time franksolich adored Ugly.
But as time wore on, she became nastier and meaner, rejecting all compliments and good wishes; she made a cantankerous rattlesnake look as friendly as a teddy bear. After so long, it finally became apparent to me she was so foul as to be unredeemable, and so I changed to my current attitude about her--I don't care if she gets run over by a semi-truck; in fact, I wish she would.
And then I was enamoured of the hippywife primitive, Mrs. Alfred Packer. She was so bubbly, so effervescent, so friendly, one would want her for a neighbor.
But then sometime in late 2009, she revealed that she didn't do Christmas, because hippyhubby Wild Bill is so dead-set against anything that's good and decent and civilized, and she was under his thrall. I've always had a problem with submissive women (and submissive men, too) who allow themselves to be dominated by a malignant other, and that started bothering me.
And then in the middle of the night December 17, 2009, Tangerine LaBamba showed up here, and in bunch of private conversations with her, she spilled the beans to me about her fellow primitives, including Mrs. Alfred Packer who, as it turned out, was not a nice person at all. In fact, she was rather venal and petty, one of the worst primitives possible.
So I decided the hippywife primitive had to go.
(To her credit, while Tangerine LaBamba blabbed all about dozens of primitives, she remained mum on the sparkling old dude, her best chum; wouldn't say a negative word about him. This was irksome to me, but on the other hand, one had to admire her sticking by her friends.)
Other times, I've felt fondly about AllentownJake, Skippy from New York City, the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive, dear sweet old Lu, the cbayer primitive, William769, the mineral oil primitive, my twin brother Atman, the bullies, the buzzy one, &c., &c., &c.--but then out of the blue, they'd say something really stupid or evil or contemptuous, blowing to Hell any good wishes I had for them.
It's been like speeding down the highway at 75 mph for hours and hours and hours, and then abruptly hitting a two-foot-high speed bump.
The primitives inevitably disappoint.
Right now, I'm favorably inclined towards the ZombieHorde primitive, but wide-awake aware that sooner or later, he's going to say or do something really stupid or evil or contemptuous. It's inevitable.
My good pal Manny, the MannyGoldstein primitive, is an exception; I met him before in real life, and while he's wrong-headed and deliberately obtuse and wantonly ignorant, he's got charm, charisma. He knows the art of making people like him. I don't want to be disappointed in him, so I don't read his stuff at all, so as to prevent that from happening.
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I just hope his pet mouse does not miss a meal.
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You know, sir, I've been thinking about this for a while now.
No, I've never felt sorry for a primitive--there's tens of millions, hundreds of millions, thousands of millions, others far more worthy of sympathy--but I have at times felt affectionately towards a primitive.
And it always ended up wasted energy.
The prime example of this was Ugly, the defrocked warped primitive, "Warpy." For years, at both our old home and when the DUmpster first got underway, I was an enthusiastic proponent of Ms. Hindenberg. She seemed to know everything about everything, and I decided that when I got around to winning the Powerball lottery, I was going to hire her to run my affairs.
It's in the archives, folks; there was a time franksolich adored Ugly.
But as time wore on, she became nastier and meaner, rejecting all compliments and good wishes; she made a cantankerous rattlesnake look as friendly as a teddy bear. After so long, it finally became apparent to me she was so foul as to be unredeemable, and so I changed to my current attitude about her--I don't care if she gets run over by a semi-truck; in fact, I wish she would.
And then I was enamoured of the hippywife primitive, Mrs. Alfred Packer. She was so bubbly, so effervescent, so friendly, one would want her for a neighbor.
But then sometime in late 2009, she revealed that she didn't do Christmas, because hippyhubby Wild Bill is so dead-set against anything that's good and decent and civilized, and she was under his thrall. I've always had a problem with submissive women (and submissive men, too) who allow themselves to be dominated by a malignant other, and that started bothering me.
And then in the middle of the night December 17, 2009, Tangerine LaBamba showed up here, and in bunch of private conversations with her, she spilled the beans to me about her fellow primitives, including Mrs. Alfred Packer who, as it turned out, was not a nice person at all. In fact, she was rather venal and petty, one of the worst primitives possible.
So I decided the hippywife primitive had to go.
(To her credit, while Tangerine LaBamba blabbed all about dozens of primitives, she remained mum on the sparkling old dude, her best chum; wouldn't say a negative word about him. This was irksome to me, but on the other hand, one had to admire her sticking by her friends.)
Other times, I've felt fondly about AllentownJake, Skippy from New York City, the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive, dear sweet old Lu, the cbayer primitive, William769, the mineral oil primitive, my twin brother Atman, the bullies, the buzzy one, &c., &c., &c.--but then out of the blue, they'd say something really stupid or evil or contemptuous, blowing to Hell any good wishes I had for them.
It's been like speeding down the highway at 75 mph for hours and hours and hours, and then abruptly hitting a two-foot-high speed bump.
The primitives inevitably disappoint.
Right now, I'm favorably inclined towards the ZombieHorde primitive, but wide-awake aware that sooner or later, he's going to say or do something really stupid or evil or contemptuous. It's inevitable.
My good pal Manny, the MannyGoldstein primitive, is an exception; I met him before in real life, and while he's wrong-headed and deliberately obtuse and wantonly ignorant, he's got charm, charisma. He knows the art of making people like him. I don't want to be disappointed in him, so I don't read his stuff at all, so as to prevent that from happening.
There was Operation MindCrime.
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This subject's also in the Fight Club forum:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90700.msg1129358/topicseen.html#msg1129358
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There was Operation MindCrime.
But OperationMindCrime seemed a little to squishy for me, so I felt utterly neutral about him.
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Can you recall a time when you felt sorry for a primitive?
I'd pity-**** the Trophy Wife.
is that close enough?
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I'd pity-**** the Trophy Wife.
is that close enough?
That appears to be the source of the ongoing domestic unrest in the sparkling household.
The sparkling old dude is significantly older than his (second) wife, and despite being a male of Italianate derivation, he's losing it with age.
His (second) wife on the other hand still has certain, uh, wants, urgings, needs.
I'm sure that's why she's been hanging around with the horsey Mrs. Tutweiler from down the street.
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Without further ado...and apologies to Mr. Hairdo himself, the Trumpster...I present...
"YOU'RE FIRED!!"
Conservative Cave Press (TM) has come up with a new blockbuster.
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/Bulna_Fired_zpsa6efaed7.jpg)
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^Nice !
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^Nice !
Why do I feel sorry for this idiot ?????
Has to be some kind of generation gap----we seem to have come full circle.
Mothers mantra was for most of my life up to today is to avoid people with a hard luck story.
Naturally as a kid I could find few and far between kids that did not have one. Daddy drinks, Mommy is nuts, my brother/sister likes to kill frogs etc. My parents were none of that, just what we thought was normal in "Leave it to Beaver or Lassie."----As I look back now my parents were the abnormal of my friends parents. When I told of odd behavior of family's I had sleep overs, they could not comprehend the ramifications of what I observed and tuned me out.
As time went on and I grew up I began to see how quite a few people make their own hard luck. Bad decisions and when a mistake was made they did not back peddle and never do that again. They keep making the same mistakes expecting to have a different out come.
So in the 60's I saw these kids, children of the wealthy with every advantage few kids my age had or would ever have head out into the wild to become dope addicted wearing flea collars still getting a check from family to support their life style. How odd these kids finally went home to the very family they ran from to expect the family to continue on like nothing had happened. The family's did and today that old timer Doctor or Lawyer may the product of a family like that.
One can find these parents today in high priced Nursing Homes that wonder where their kids went after educating and supporting them, not even a Xmas card or a visit in 5 years.
I knew well that had I done that I would find my parents sold their home, changed their name and left my baby pictures in the city dump. I towed the line and still do.
I truly hate the story in the bible of the son that took off leaving his family abandoned except for a younger brother that spent years of his life to help the family only to find when the nasty brother returned with no place to go, the parents were thrilled, and the SOB brother was given preference over the dutiful son. Prodigal Son, may have been important 3,000 years ago but today, kick them to the curb.
So I tend to feel sorry for the people that get their life's messed up and end up in the gutter somewhere.
There by the Grace of God go I. Just one wrong step one miscalculation on my part could have me today living under a bridge somewhere. One wrong word to someone, one bad act and as Doug has done can destroy a life be they young or old.
Walking a tight wire in life, have to balance oneself and keep moving forward.
I feel sorriest for those that have a good life but destroy it with bad decisions. I do not cheer on the down full of those that had it all, I weep for them and the lost opportunity's they pushed aside to become productive in their life span.
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Without further ado...and apologies to Mr. Hairdo himself, the Trumpster...I present...
"YOU'RE FIRED!!"
Conservative Cave Press (TM) has come up with a new blockbuster.
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/Bulna_Fired_zpsa6efaed7.jpg)
Pfhahahaha!
I love the endorsement by Stinky...!
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GOPCongress, Love it! Nice work. :cheersmate:
By saying "hide the salami," you gave it perverted conotations. Nice touch.
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My God.
That is fantastic, awesome!
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Wow -- Hi^ to ya, Mr. Formerly Known as BanTheGOP!!
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The title is misspelled on the book's spine.
Publisher must have been the DUmp Press.
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The title is misspelled on the book's spine.
Publisher must have been the DUmp Press.
It was the same publisher that printed Will Pitt's mighty tome.
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The title is misspelled on the book's spine.
Publisher must have been the DUmp Press.
YES!! Someone spotted it!
I noticed it myself shortly after posting, but didn't say anything. Just like a coin defect brings out the insane speculators, such will be for this book, hopefully.
If you insist, then, here is the link to the fix:
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/Bulna-copy_zpsfc78ddf5.jpg)
LINK (http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/Bulna-copy_zpsfc78ddf5.jpg)
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Without further ado...and apologies to Mr. Hairdo himself, the Trumpster...I present...
"YOU'RE FIRED!!"
Conservative Cave Press (TM) has come up with a new blockbuster.
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/Bulna_Fired_zpsa6efaed7.jpg)
Wow GOP!!! That is freaking hilarious!!!!!! H5 my friend!!!!
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I truly hate the story in the bible of the son that took off leaving his family abandoned except for a younger brother that spent years of his life to help the family only to find when the nasty brother returned with no place to go, the parents were thrilled, and the SOB brother was given preference over the dutiful son. Prodigal Son, may have been important 3,000 years ago but today, kick them to the curb.
Read the story carefully. The father threw a party because his son was back. It is natural for a parent to be happy in those circumstances. But that son did NOT get a second helping of inheritance. He had already blown his. The father says to the dutiful son, "All I have is yours."
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Well, well, well.
Well, well.
Here it is, another day gone, another day's march nearer the mausoleum, and the brain-damaged primitive still hasn't shown up on Skins's island to explain and apologize.
Perhaps now he's afraid that if he did, the primitive would have no idea who he is, having forgotten all about him.
And that's probably a reasonable fear, given the short-term memories of the primitives.
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Well, well, well.
Well, well.
Here it is, another day gone, another day's march nearer the mausoleum, and the brain-damaged primitive still hasn't shown up on Skins's island to explain and apologize.
Perhaps now he's afraid that if he did, the primitive would have no idea who he is, having forgotten all about him.
And that's probably a reasonable fear, given the short-term memories of the primitives.
I think its more the twin chagrin of both losing his job over a goofy stunt and having "freepers" responsible for it.
I'm telling you, I predict Doug Bulna as DainBramaged is practically gone forever, or in for a long hiatus.
He'll post under another name there, and secretly pm everyone with a "hey, it's me", probably keeping some sort of cut and paste email on hand explaining how he has to remain incognito because he was viciously targeted by right wingers that he'll send to all his cronies.
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I think its more the twin chagrin of both losing his job over a goofy stunt and having "freepers" responsible for it.
I'm telling you, I predict Doug Bulna as DainBramaged is practically gone forever, or in for a long hiatus.
He'll post under another name there, and secretly pm everyone with a "hey, it's me", probably keeping some sort of cut and paste email on hand explaining how he has to remain incognito because he was viciously targeted by right wingers that he'll send to all his cronies.
Well, in case the brain-damaged primitive's forgotten, there are moles on Skins's island.
It's odd, how many primitive personal messages end up on the desk here.
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Ooops, sorry about that; I didn't mean to crank up the PPG; the primitive paranoia generator.
Carry on.
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Ooops, sorry about that; I didn't mean to crank up the PPG; the primitive paranoia generator.
Carry on.
It happens. We know that the NSA gets their messages . . . :whistling: O-)
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I think yall put the NSA to shame. :wink:
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Perhaps now he's afraid that if he did, the primitive would have no idea who he is, having forgotten all about him.
And that's probably a reasonable fear, given the short-term memories of the primitives.
That is a good point.
If round red Andy were to resume posting today, there would be a small contingent of DUmmies who would vaguely remember him. There would be a far bigger contingent who would fall for a new scam.
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I think yall put the NSA to shame. :wink:
That would be All Y'All. Y'All is singular. :whistling: O-)
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Okay, so he showed up on Skins's island yesterday (Wednesday), about mid-morning, in the pets forum.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/116113147
The brain-damaged primitive is just being stupid; he thinks he's being smart, but he's being retarded.
I'll keep this, and GOBUCKS's accompanying thread, on the front page here until Thanksgiving, if I have to.
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Yup.
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Okay, so he showed up on Skins's island yesterday (Wednesday), about mid-morning, in the pets forum.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/116113147
The brain-damaged primitive is just being stupid; he thinks he's being smart, but he's being retarded.
I'll keep this, and GOBUCKS's accompanying thread, on the front page here until Thanksgiving, if I have to.
As Thanksgiving is when we start nominating for the DoY, Doug Bulna will be fresh in everyone's mind. I predict a reckoning by then.
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That would be All Y'All. Y'All is singular. :whistling: O-)
Technically they own it. Therefore, it's plural-possessive. All y'all's. :whistling:
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For some reason I am not cheering about Doug's problems.
Perhaps I am just a softy but we all get ourselves in a mess from time---Even a fish would not get in trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
This poor schmuck decided to do something to make,---The boys to cheer and the ladies to all turn out as Dougie came marching home from war with the Conservatives.
This is NO reason to destroy his life and manhood, So as Frank says this man is a knuckle head, and a real Jerk, he is just one of many liberals we work with or deal with today. They be all over the place, some in the last places we would expect to find them.
They be in our Churches, in our schools in our Police and Fire Departments. Our landlords or in the banks we need a loan from, these knuckle heads are on our Town commissions and boards.
They try to keep their screw up ideas to them selves for their jobs. Then along comes Doug that has no idea of how to get a point across, he hangs himself on his own Petard. He in fact OUTS the like minded that want to stay in the closet. His statements as a Liberal make all Libs look really bad, nasty and conniving, sort of removing the curtain to the wizard of OZ to see who is running things.
I say Hooray for Doug, he has out his people and when one finds ONE Doug there are millions just like him.
This isn't a screw up, Vesta. He didn't transpose numbers or install software incorrectly. This was deliberate. He stole his employer's property (the remote) and used it to sabotage the same employer. What he did one would expect from a teenager not an adult man who's supposedly been working for decades.
The employer chose FOX for a reason. He didn't have to like it but it wasn't his choice to change it and then make it very hard to fix. Then he bragged about it on the internet.
Cindie
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Technically they own it. Therefore, it's plural-possessive. All y'all's. :whistling:
That's as bad as people's.
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This isn't a screw up, Vesta. He didn't transpose numbers or install software incorrectly. This was deliberate. He stole his employer's property (the remote) and used it to sabotage the same employer. What he did one would expect from a teenager not an adult man who's supposedly been working for decades.
The employer chose FOX for a reason. He didn't have to like it but it wasn't his choice to change it and then make it very hard to fix. Then he bragged about it on the internet.
Cindie
I'll happily shoulder the blame for any and all misfortune that befalls on Doug Bulna.
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I'll happily shoulder the blame for any and all misfortune that befalls on Doug Bulna.
No way, sir.
IwantitIwantitIwantitIwantit.
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Okay, so he showed up on Skins's island yesterday (Wednesday), about mid-morning, in the pets forum.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/116113147
The brain-damaged primitive is just being stupid; he thinks he's being smart, but he's being retarded.
I'll keep this, and GOBUCKS's accompanying thread, on the front page here until Thanksgiving, if I have to.
It's like a moth to the flame. It's like an addiction. DB just cannot stay away.
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That is a good point.
If round red Andy were to resume posting today, there would be a small contingent of DUmmies who would vaguely remember him. There would be a far bigger contingent who would fall for a new scam.
Heck, many would fall for the exact same scam again! :lmao:
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No way, sir.
IwantitIwantitIwantitIwantit.
What ? And when...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4UvBFo9ZlM[/youtube]
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What ? And when...
I have a particular reason for wanting the brain-damaged primitive's scalp.
True, most would agree he should be in trouble for bad-mouthing his employer and fellow employees, and yeah, that too.
But there's something else.
For years and years and years, I've really resented his "I don't want to hear it" bullshit--his iggy list, trying to shut down Fox, his divorce from his wife, who was always telling him things he didn't want to hear.
The way one learns and grows is by hearing, including hearing things one might not wish to hear.
This guy's 62 years old, and he still has the attitude of a three-year-old.
What a ****ing loser, and he's got only himself to blame.
If someone else grabs his scalp before I get it, I guess I'll settle for his grotesque mustache.
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^Heh.
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I have a particular reason for wanting the brain-damaged primitive's scalp.
True, most would agree he should be in trouble for bad-mouthing his employer and fellow employees, and yeah, that too.
But there's something else.
For years and years and years, I've really resented his "I don't want to hear it" bullshit--his iggy list, trying to shut down Fox, his divorce from his wife, who was always telling him things he didn't want to hear.
The way one learns and grows is by hearing, including hearing things one might not wish to hear.
This guy's 62 years old, and he still has the attitude of a three-year-old.
What a ****ing loser, and he's got only himself to blame.
If someone else grabs his scalp before I get it, I guess I'll settle for his grotesque mustache.
Don't forget how he treated a car salesman at another dealership like shit when his daughter was looking to buy a new car.
I know first hand about his iggy list. O-)
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Don't forget how he treated a car salesman at another dealership like shit when his daughter was looking to buy a new car.
I know first hand about his iggy list. O-)
Isn't the--or didn't it used to be--the definition of a "liberal" is someone with an open mind, agreeable to hearing all points of view?
The brain-damaged primitive's no liberal. He's just a cretin, nothing better than that.
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Don't forget how he treated a car salesman at another dealership like shit when his daughter was looking to buy a new car.
I think that was the big guy in Omaha, wasn't it?
Maybe I'm confused.
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I think that was the big guy in Omaha, wasn't it?
Maybe I'm confused.
Maybe you're right. In fact I do believe that you are about the bad treatment. I do recall Doug getting an attitude about his daughter wanting to buy a new car. She wanted a Japanese car whereas Doug wanted her to buy a GM. She ended up with a subcompact Chevy.
I remember that as I thought it strange her wanting an import when Dougie worked at a domestic dealership.
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Maybe you're right. In fact I do believe that you are about the bad treatment. I do recall Doug getting an attitude about his daughter wanting to buy a new car. She wanted a Japanese car whereas Doug wanted her to buy a GM. She ended up with a subcompact Chevy.
I remember that as I thought it strange her wanting an import when Dougie worked at a domestic dealership.
The subcompact Chevy was probably made in South Korea, at the least.
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Yeah, I think Dawes made up a tale about how he was mouthing off to a Toyota salesman who said something like "How are you?".
It was a conversation that Steve is both too stupid and too timid to ever have.
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Big Steves apology thread to DU for acting like an ass with Toyota guy.
Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sat Oct-08-11 04:03 PM
Original message
It's been 2 weeks, I apologized to the Toyota salesman
Edited on Sat Oct-08-11 04:32 PM by Omaha Steve
I went to the dealership salesroom today. I found the guy I was looking for. He barely remembered me. He said he heard a lot more profanity from others compared to my family friendly comments. I explained I'd been in sharp neck pain and was on narcotics. Plus dealing with mom when she can't comprehend she is a danger to herself living alone in her senior apartment. He understood and said people aren't used to a test ride pitch on the mall sidewalk.
We shook hands.
A few DUers were correct I lashed out at this guy over other things bothering me.
To my friends living in their parents basement that read me (and troll the DU) regularly, I've noticed some of the same verbiage here used by those in the basement chat room. }(
Omaha Steve
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2082175
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Can't tell the players without a score card.
Makes it worse when 7K DUmmies are only using 5 scripts for their bouncies. Bound to be some crossovers.
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I'll happily shoulder the blame for any and all misfortune that befalls on Doug Bulna.
DainBramaged chose to post it on DU, so he is to blame for his misfortune.
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So I clicked on ..... http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team ....and what do you know? Dougie isn't listed as one of their many valued employees. What happened to Dougie?
Like I didn't know..... :rotf:
He was never in sales, Johnny. He was their Systems Admin. ...which I cannot ****ing believe how stupid a company would be to hire some idiot like him.
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For some reason I am not cheering about Doug's problems.
Perhaps I am just a softy but we all get ourselves in a mess from time---Even a fish would not get in trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
Have I ever given a hint to where I work? Have I ever trashed my company? Have I ever talked about our customers? Hell no. My boss AND the second in charge are Democrats. I'm not an idiot. DUmbasses, however, are. No one here, maybe with the exception of 2, know where I work. That ****ing idiot brought it on himself.
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On a good's night sleep, I've decided not to send the remote. Even if most of the employees would laugh, there may be 2 or 3 who many have liked the DU-fus,
Not likely. Ever seen a post from him about having a good time with friends? They hated his ass, IMO. Most employees are salesmen. Salesmen have to bust their asses for their commissions. They're natural fiscal conservatives. He's a fiscal moonbat. That dude didn't have any friends. His friends were on DU.
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Without further ado...and apologies to Mr. Hairdo himself, the Trumpster...I present...
"YOU'RE FIRED!!"
Conservative Cave Press (TM) has come up with a new blockbuster.
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/Bulna_Fired_zpsa6efaed7.jpg)
You have some services that might come in handy here at CC. :cheersmate:
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I think yall put the NSA to shame. :wink:
All they do is listen. We deduce. :wink:
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Oh, Doug... (sigh)
Where ever did you go...
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Oh vesta, dear, you really ought to try Lydia Pinkham's Special Vegetable Compound for Female Complaints--the pre-FDA product, not the current one--to see if it helps you see this more clearly.
Ah frank... so often you take the words right out of my mouth, and then change them to be even BETTER. :rotf:
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Well, another week is in the books at Gearhart Chevrolet.
I wonder what customers are watching on TV in the service department waiting room.
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Well, another week is in the books at Gearhart Chevrolet.
I wonder what customers are watching on TV in the service department waiting room.
Al Jazeera America? :???:
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Well, another week is in the books at Gearhart Chevrolet.
I wonder what customers are watching on TV in the service department waiting room.
Anything they want to now that the remote nazi is gone. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Hey lurking DUmmies, Rush Limbaugh has a new book coming out in a month or so, Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims: Time-Travel Adventures with Exceptional Americans. I want to urge any Dummies that work in bookstores to hide the book from customers or sabotage sales in some other way and then go brag about what you have done to your DUmp buddies.
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Not likely. Ever seen a post from him about having a good time with friends? They hated his ass, IMO. Most employees are salesmen. Salesmen have to bust their asses for their commissions. They're natural fiscal conservatives. He's a fiscal moonbat. That dude didn't have any friends. His friends were on DU.
True, but a lot of DUmmies couldn't stand him either.
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True, but a lot of DUmmies couldn't stand him either.
You know, you could very well be right, madam, and maybe that's why no primitives have inquired about his absence, or what happened; they want him to stay away forever.
However, the brain-damaged primitive did have a few die-hard hard-core supporters, including the cbayer primitive, Skippy from New York City, and the CalPig primitive; if they don't get around to inquiring, they'll be automatic nominations for the Top DUmmies of 2013, all three of them.
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I think the DUmmies have already forgotten that Doug Bulna ever existed.
Doug's memory will persist here much longer than at the DUmp.
After all, Deadstone was far more famous, yet after his overdose suicide he was forgotten in a flash.
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I think the DUmmies have already forgotten that Doug Bulna ever existed.
Doug's memory will persist here much longer than at the DUmp.
After all, Deadstone was far more famous, yet after his overdose suicide he was forgotten in a flash.
Hell, he had 90% of the DUmp on ignore. That's not the way to win friends and influence people. One sided conversations can get a little boring but you get no disagreements.
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I'm still wondering whether Doug Bulna is officially retired now, on disability or unemployment due to sabotaging his employers TV system. Come on Doug Bulna... inquiring minds want to know!!!
Or maybe you don't have internet at the house, Doug Bulna, and you were posting at work instead of... ya know... working, Doug Bulna?
Have you hit hard times, Doug Bulna, due to getting fired for sabotaging your employers TV system? Well have you Doug Bulna?
Come on, Doug Bulna, give us the complete story. Hiding is just going to make it worse, Doug Bulna. You, Doug Bulna, should come clean and give us the whole story.
How about it, Doug Bulna?
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I want to see fifty pages!
Come on people... You are slacking.
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Doug, to help the ends meet you can sell your stuff and downgrade to a nice cozy one room apartment.
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I want to see fifty pages!
Come on people... You are slacking.
I don't think you have to worry, sir; in fact, we may get 100+ pages.
The deal is, until the brain-damaged primitive shows up and confesses all to his fellow primitives, I intend to keep this thread, and GOBUCKS' second thread, going until Thanksgiving if I have to.
The sooner the brain-damaged primitive makes a clean breast of things, the sooner this subject will fade away, dropping to the back pages and into the archives.
It's his call; if he finds it irksome that these two threads are always on the front page of the DUmpster, he's got only himself to blame.
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The cover, title, and even a Stinky rec has already been made. All he has to do is to produce the pulp inside.
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Doug, to help the ends meet you can sell your stuff and downgrade to a nice cozy one room apartment.
Doug Bulna does not want to do that Mr. Mannn. Doug Bulna is a shit hot Sys Admin. Well Doug Bulna was a shit hot Sys Admin. Now apparently he is unemployed. The shit hot sys admin, Doug Bulna, should have no problem finding another job though. I'm sure car dealers are lining up to hire the shit hot Sys Admin, Doug Bulna, so he should have no problem finding employment. That is assuming the shit hot Sys Admin, Doug Bulna, can refrain from stealing and hiding TV remotes in his employers waiting room. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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One wonders what one does, on a lazy Sunday autumn morning in upper New Jersey, when one's jobless because one's been a rectal aperture, bad-mouthing one's employer and "freepers."
Maybe lays in bed, looking out the window, watching the leaves on the trees change color?
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No Frank. He's a DUmmie. He went on a drunken spree until his money ran out. and now he lives every moment in rage.
I don't think he can enjoy a fine morning.
as for his infrequent doggie posts...its just a ruse, at some point he's gonna break. Holding back no longer, Doug will vent his frustrations all over DU.
--DB will have learned nothing and he will blame everyone but himself.
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One wonders what one does, on a lazy Sunday autumn morning in upper New Jersey, when one's jobless because one's been a rectal aperture, bad-mouthing one's employer and "freepers."
Maybe lays in bed, looking out the window, watching the leaves on the trees change color?
I'm pretty sure Doug is a ladies' man.
Retirement allows him more time to keep his girlfriends satisfied.
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In the booming BarryO'Conomy I thought I'd help out ol' Dougy...
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I'm pretty sure Doug is a ladies' man.
Retirement allows him more time to keep his girlfriends satisfied.
When thinking of the brain-damaged perimitive--and no aspersions on his former wife, not at all--he's probably a man for ladies the like of the convenience store primitive's sister Crystal.
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When thinking of the brain-damaged perimitive--and no aspersions on his former wife, not at all--he's probably a man for ladies the like of the convenience store primitive's sister Crystal.
Well, after next Saturday there will be an open bunk in Crystal's trailer.
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When thinking of the brain-damaged perimitive--and no aspersions on his former wife, not at all--he's probably a man for ladies the like of the convenience store primitive's sister Crystal.
Well, after next Saturday there will be an open bunk in Crystal's trailer.
You guys are good, you don't miss a beat.
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I'm pretty sure Doug is a ladies' man.
Retirement allows him more time to keep his girlfriends satisfied.
New Jersey has sheep??2? :???:
Never knew that. :thatsright:
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New Jersey has sheep??2? :???:
Never knew that. :thatsright:
Just goes to show you what ewe don't know.
I know. I know. :hammer:
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I want to see fifty pages!
Come on people... You are slacking.
OK, OK, your wish is about to come true. . . .
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For the record, here's the DB timeline:
DainBramaged posted his "I blocked FAUX on the TV at work today" OP (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023509971) on Wednesday, August 21.
On Friday, August 23, I reported that he worked at Gearhart Chevrolet (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90161.0/msg,1121752.html) and that his name was Doug Bulna (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90161.0/msg,1121760.html).
On Saturday, August 24, Doug found out that we were on to him, and he posted his angry message about freepers (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023509971#post335).
On Monday, August 26, I reported that he had just self-deleted his OP (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90161.0/msg,1122592.html).
Since then, DainBramaged has posted only a few isolated doggie threads in the obscure Pets Group, with no commentary by him and with few or no replies. Nothing at all from him about the Case of the Missing Remote and Its Consequences.
So you could date the DB Stonewall of Silence starting on Tuesday, August 27, I suppose. In which case, this would now be Day 21.
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OK, OK, your wish is about to come true. . . .
Just to irritate, Dutch, we ought to stop now. :rotf:
Aw rats.
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I posted this song on another thread, but since this is the thread of record, I ought to post it here. Click the music link and sing along with Doug!
(http://gearhartchevy.com/dealerimages/Website_4079/GEARHART%20STAFF/Doug%20Bulna.jpg)
KISSED MY MONEY BYE-BYE (The Day the Money Died)
Tune: "American Pie" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U)
As sung by DainBramaged
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how their money used to give me glee
But I knew if I had my chance
That I could break their Fox News trance
And maybe they'd be lib'ral just like me
The television made me quiver
With every program it delivered
Fox News on the TV
I couldn't let them see me
I took the changer from its side
Then I found a place where it could hide
But something made me brag with pride
The day the money died
Oh my, I kissed my money bye-bye
Drove my Chevy dealer crazy
With my little white lie
Told them good ol' boys our old remote up and died
Thinkin' this'll be the way that I try--
Hide it in the rafters and lie . . .
(Cut to the end, 7:47)
And now I'm singin' . . .
Why'd I spread my little white lie?
Told the DUmmies it was funny
How I hid it so high
But them lousy freeps were thinkin' "Who is this guy?"
And with this I kissed my money bye-bye
With this I kissed my money bye-bye
Now I'm singin' . . .
Why'd I spread my little white lie?
Told the DUmmies it was funny
How I hid it so high
Them lousy freeps were thinkin' "Who is this guy?"
And with this I kissed my money bye-bye!
Charlie Henrickson
The wag tailoring the doggerel
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By the by, at last count, with 737 replies and 23269 views, how does this thread rank among all-time threads here?
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Hilarious, Charles. A man of the cloth, and one of jingles, too. H5. :cheersmate:
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For the record, here's the DB timeline:
DainBramaged posted his "I blocked FAUX on the TV at work today" OP (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023509971) on Wednesday, August 21.
I just spent the last 20 minutes reviewing that thread. I never realized the level of DoUchyness that DB possessed, sort of a hairier version of Nadin but with better grammar. Reading that thread did make me wonder which of them had the bigger ignore list though.
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I just spent the last 20 minutes reviewing that thread. I never realized the level of DoUchyness that DB possessed, sort of a hairier version of Nadin but with better grammar. Reading that thread did make me wonder which of them had the bigger ignore list though.
Same here. He was so damn PLEASED with himself. Yet he self-deleted and slunk away...
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Same here. He was so damn PLEASED with himself. Yet he self-deleted and slunk away...
Slunk like a skunk in a punchbowl.
*The "ch" is pronounced "k"
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The best part of this comeuppance is how he prattled on for years on DU about conservatives being stupid, rock throwing neanderthals and then lookie there!
After a bit of bragging and taunting, some conservative (s) was/were smart enough to notify his employer and get his ass canned. WHOOPS! :rotf:
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The best part of this comeuppance is how he prattled on for years on DU about conservatives being stupid, rock throwing neanderthals and then lookie there!
After a bit of bragging and taunting, some conservative (s) was/were smart enough to notify his employer and get his ass canned. WHOOPS! :rotf:
I found the remote !
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9NkhKOXvO0[/youtube]
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I found the remote !
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9NkhKOXvO0[/youtube]
You would look for it in the bear exhibit...lol
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I just spent the last 20 minutes reviewing that thread. I never realized the level of DoUchyness that DB possessed, sort of a hairier version of Nadin but with better grammar. Reading that thread did make me wonder which of them had the bigger ignore list though.
Or bigger Moobs. :whistling:
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By the by, at last count, with 737 replies and 23269 views, how does this thread rank among all-time threads here?
Other than the rules stickied to the top of the front page, this thread is now #01 in views, 23,617.
It is also #01 in comments, 746.
The DUmpster has 1,410 pages of threads, not including the DUmping Ground, and I'm assuming 15 threads per page, which would make 21,150 threads.
<<<has dubious honor of having 9 of the bottom 10 threads (few views, no comments).
<<<needs to work on it.
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Other than the rules stickied to the top of the front page, this thread is now #01 in views, 23,617.
It is also #01 in comments, 746.
The DUmpster has 1,410 pages of threads, not including the DUmping Ground, and I'm assuming 15 threads per page, which would make 21,150 threads.
<<<has dubious honor of having 9 of the bottom 10 threads (few views, no comments).
<<<needs to work on it.
We are all waiting for confirmation his ass was fired. We used FB and other stupidmedia to inform the Dealership of how he was insubordinate to the level of firing in any normal employer/employee relationship.
If he hasn't been fired by now and we don't have confirmation then I, for one, am done with this subject. He got away with it. The Dealership screwed up. The name is across TOS, here and DC -- thousands of possible customers who will not buy vehicles from this dealership.
I am done unless there is an update that says "DB fired MM/DD/YYYY!"
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Other than the rules stickied to the top of the front page, this thread is now #01 in views, 23,617.
It is also #01 in comments, 746.
The DUmpster has 1,410 pages of threads, not including the DUmping Ground, and I'm assuming 15 threads per page, which would make 21,150 threads.
<<<has dubious honor of having 9 of the bottom 10 threads (few views, no comments).
<<<needs to work on it.
Then again, you have exposed many of the DUmmies that are featured on these pages.
For example, how else would we have heard about Judy, the Pie and Jam primitive and her failed diner without you hanging in the food section?
You do the necessary dirty work.
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So you could date the DB Stonewall of Silence starting on Tuesday, August 27, I suppose. In which case, this would now be Day 21.
I think you found it. Dougie B is on the Down Low about his workplace humiliation.
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Well, well, well.
Well, well.
By the way, the brain-damaged primitive, who used to ignore us, has been reading this thread, and GOBUCKS' other thread, diligently every single day. I'm not enough of a snoop to learn his ISP (internet service provider) number, but since about the third day of this thread, there's been scores of ISP numbers emanating from northern New Jersey, and surely one of them is his.
I haven't seen so many people from northern New Jersey since I lived there, eons ago.
Another day's march nearer the mausoleum for all of us, and still no explanation and apology from the brain-damaged primitive. (He doesn't have to explain and apologize to us; he needs to explain and apologize to his fellow primitives on Skins's island.)
I thought my news yesterday, on GOBUCKS' thread, would cheer him up, perk him up, hearten him, but apparently not; he's probably still wallowing in morose self-pity.
(I'd pointed out that while his situation--being 62 years old, unpleasant, and out of a job--is hardly a good situation, it's at least better than the trials and tribulations confronting his fellow primitives Stinky the Clown, undergroundpanther, Lady Freedom Returns, cbayer, and Atman.
(Hell, his problems aren't anything, compared with theirs.)
But the brain-damaged primitive, being a primitive, doesn't care about his fellow primitives; they can all go pound dirt, for all he cares. He thinks his problems are the only problems in the whole world.
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Doug Bulna is likely following in his hero's (obama) footsteps.
If you have a crises, you just pretend it doesn't exist.
Then when the next crises arises, everyone will forget all about the previous crises....
Doug Bulna is just as naive as obama.
That just isn't happening anywhere except in their own small minds.
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thought my news yesterday, on GOBUCKS' thread, would cheer him up
We've all been trying to cheer up DUmb ol' walrus-faced Doug Bulna for weeks, looking for a smile full of big ol' brownish-yellow teeth, but to no avail.
If he's sinking further and further into the depths of suicidal despair, he could at least document it at the DUmp for our entertainment.
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Maybe we could tell jokes to cheer DougiePoo up.
Q) Whats the difference between a porcupine and a busload of sysadmins from DU?
A) On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside.
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No sign of Butterball, huh? Fox got his tongue?
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So immature for a 62 year old. :mental:
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Maybe we could tell jokes to cheer DougiePoo up.
Q) Whats the difference between a porcupine and a busload of sysadmins from DU?
A) On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside.
Rats! I was going to guess the punchline was the guy driving the bus has a job.
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If he's sinking further and further into the depths of suicidal despair, he could at least document it at the DUmp for our entertainment.
Since the brain-damaged primitive reads this thread--and the other one, too--along with a whole lot of "guests" from northern New Jersey, I thought I'd cheer him up by describing the trails and travails of his fellow primitive, the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive.
When one's down, it's a boost, a morale-lifter, to hear of someone even downer.
But then I remembered; the brain-damaged primitive's a primitive, and primitives are so absorbed in their own selves and their own woes that they don't care about the problems of other primitives. The bitter old Vermontese cali primitive can have woes a thousand times worse than the woes of the brain-damaged primitive, but he wouldn't care; in his perception, he's the only one with problems.
Not only does the brain-damaged primitive not want to hear points of view different from his own, but he also doesn't want to hear about problems that aren't his.
It's no wonder he's such a sore loser.
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Kick and Rec!
Thought I would help you feel at home, DB.
(this post was deemed hurtful and rude, but no one really cares)
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Hey, Doug the Walrus!
Don't be all...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmlQUc9hQLI[/youtube]
Instead...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M[/youtube]
Because if you stopped posting at the DUmp, your fellow window lickers wouldn't even miss you...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvwH8Qij0JY[/youtube]
But smile, Doug!
(http://picslap.com/images/hi.jpg)
It's always...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmZYIyySxPE[/youtube]
So. like Barry the Boy King always says...
(http://www.bob-owens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/obama-finger-.jpg)
"You're Number One!"
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^^ What a classless prick.
(this post was deemed hurtful and rude, but no one really cares)
Also over-the-top and insensitive.
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^^ What a classless prick.
Also over-the-top and insensitive.
Now, now, madam, I'm sure everyone here has made stupid mistakes in their lives, missteps that cost them much, and we all lived through them.
<<<champion catastrophic mistake-maker.
I'm sure we all had to endure good-natured teasing, taunting, and jeering by others because of those mistakes.
The difference between us and them being that we each ate crow, ate our humble pie, wiped the egg off our face, and moved on. God forgives all if asked, and if God can forgive us, surely we can forgive ourselves.
Have you ever noticed that people who acknowledge the Reality of God have a much easier time in life accepting that we're fallible and make mistakes, and so have the gift of resilency, the ability to bounce back?
A primitive, mule-headedly insisting there is no God, that our imperfect selves are the closest thing to perfection that's possible, has considerable problems dealing with his own imperfections. One's God, after all, and as one's perfect, one's not supposed to make mistakes.
The brain-damaged primitive is seeing that he's not perfect, he makes mistakes, some of them big ones, and he's dealing with it wrongly, hiding in sullen silence.
We care about the brain-damaged primitive; we want him to have a positive, fulfilling life, to be a benefit, a blessing, a gift, to Humanity.
All other means of persuasion having failed, it's necessary to hit him in the head with a sledge hammer, to get him to understand making a mistake isn't the end of the world, God forgives all, and move on.
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We care about the brain-damaged primitive; we want him to have a positive, fulfilling life, to be a benefit, a blessing, a gift, to Humanity.
I don't.
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I was referring to obama, I don't care about DB. And the second sentence of my post was mocking the DUmps boilerplate hiding message.
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We care about the brain-damaged primitive; we want him to have a positive, fulfilling life, to be a benefit, a blessing, a gift, to Humanity.
There's a whole range of responses as to how the brain-damaged one can do this. :whistling:
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I don't.
Oh now.
The brain-damaged primitive's doing humanity no good, being the way he is. He's got to change, becoming more tolerant and indulgent of other people, their feelings, and their opinions.
He's got 62 years of assholery, intolerance, hate, rage, racism, to get rid of.
Here, he's been presented with a prime opportunity, a great opportunity, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, to rid himself of all that, becoming a better person, and he'd be a damned fool if he didn't take it.
How many other people get such a golden chance, a catastropic happening in their life, to turn themselves around?
In the long view, getting fired would probably end up the best thing that ever happened to him.
He'd be a damned fool if he didn't take advantage of it.
<<<the eternal Pollyanna, always hopeful for people.
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The brain-damaged primitive's doing humanity no good, being the way he is. He's got to change, becoming more tolerant and indulgent of other people, their feelings, and their opinions.
Instead he has re-emerged as Doug Bulna, DUmmy coldmountain, with exactly the same rotten personality as Doug Bulna, DUmmy braindamaged.
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DUmmie coldmountain is not DainBramaged incognito. A search of coldmountain's posts, pre-remote, shows: that coldmountain had lived in the South for 30 years; that coldmountain's father hailed from Pennsylvania and was in high school in 1950; etc. None of that fits 62-year-old (lifelong?) New Jerseyite Doug Bulna.
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Maybe. Hard to believe Doug Bulna would be capable of constructing a sock that devious, but it's also hard to believe another DUmmy suddenly showing up with identical obnoxious characteristics.
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DUmmie coldmountain is not DainBramaged incognito. A search of coldmountain's posts, pre-remote, shows: that coldmountain had lived in the South for 30 years; that coldmountain's father hailed from Pennsylvania and was in high school in 1950; etc. None of that fits 62-year-old (lifelong?) New Jerseyite Doug Bulna.
<<<still not convinced it's not, given the primitive propensity for falsehood and deceit, and for adopting more than one internet persona.
<<<not convinced it is, either, but again, not convinced it isn't. Time will tell.
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If you haven't seen the new and improved webpage for Gearhart Chevrolet, have a look.
http://www.gearhartchevy.net/Meet-Our-Staff
I wonder if this has any special meaning?
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If you haven't seen the new and improved webpage for Gearhart Chevrolet, have a look.
http://www.gearhartchevy.net/Meet-Our-Staff
I wonder if this has any special meaning?
Means Doug's name and picture is no where to be found on the site.....must have been out sick that day.
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If you haven't seen the new and improved webpage for Gearhart Chevrolet, have a look.
http://www.gearhartchevy.net/Meet-Our-Staff
I wonder if this has any special meaning?
Yeah, that's totally new, and has all the support staff too.
Would I buy a used car from these people?
Probably; they all look pretty professional and reputable to me.
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Yeah, that's totally new, and has all the support staff too.
Would I buy a used car from these people?
Probably; they all look pretty professional and reputable to me.
Wow, what an improvement.
They de-Bulna-ized the photos to proper proportions.
No more stretched-out Dougpics.
One of the staff probably had his high school whiz kid son come in and clean up Doug's mess.
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Wow, what an improvement.
They de-Bulna-ized the photos to proper proportions.
No more stretched-out Dougpics.
One of the staff probably had his high school whiz kid son come in and clean up Doug's mess.
I did notice that one of the service techs got a job for his son in the parts dept.
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Wow, what an improvement.
One of the staff probably had his high school whiz kid son come in and clean up Doug's mess.
That's possible, because one can't find a sysadmin in a hurry, and they had to do something, grabbing any available talent they could find.
After all, it was an abrupt shock to them, and so sudden and unexpected, that they had an intolerant bigot in their midst, and had to get rid of him right away.
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Is that really that Capone's guy hair? :rotf:
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Is that really that Capone's guy hair? :rotf:
Oh now, these are people from northern New Jersey, who look differently than we do.
But they're some of the nicest people one could ever hope to meet.
<<lived in Fairlawn, New Jersey when just out of college.
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they're some of the nicest people one could ever hope to meet.
Gearhart's and gentle people . . .
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Oh now, these are people from northern New Jersey, who look differently than we do.
But they're some of the nicest people one could ever hope to meet.
<<lived in Fairlawn, New Jersey when just out of college.
Oh I know, his hair is like a helmet though, it's spiky
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Click the music link and sing along!
GEARHARTS AND GENTLE PEOPLE
Tune: "Dear Hearts and Gentle People" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXNOz-HkoOM)
I love those Gearharts and gentle people
Who work in Denville town
Because those Gearharts and gentle people
Will never let their set shut down
They play that Fox News for while you're waiting
That's what they like to show
And if Doug Bulna can't stop his hating
That SysAdmin will have to go
I feel so well pleased each time that I think back
How that Bulna jerk was laughin' like a clown
But then those Gearharts and gentle people
Turned Dougie's smile into a frown
They play that Fox News for while you're waiting
That's what they like to show
And if Doug Bulna can't stop his hating
That SysAdmin will have to go
I feel so well pleased each time that I think back
How that Bulna jerk was laughin' like a clown
But then those Gearharts and gentle people
Turned Dougie's smile into a frown
Those Gearharts and gentle people
Who work in Denville town
Charlie Henrickson
The wag tailoring the doggerel
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Awesome.
By the way, do you suppose the brain-damaged primitive now has a respect for "freepers"?
He said we were nothing, insignificant, stupid.
Obviously he never learned anything from the scam that rocked the internet eight and a half years ago.
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I'm sorry forum friends, I am now on a "What difference does it make" kick and I think such a question is appropriate here, so...
(http://newsbusters.org/sites/default/files/imagecache/frontpage-200/thumbnail_photos/2013/September/Clinton%20Benghazi_0.jpg)
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Regarding the newly redesigned contact page:
The site is basically a template from the Cobalt Group designing arm of Cobalt.com, a digital marketing and integrated web design company that specializes in creating websites for dealerships. From a historical context, the site has used Cobalt since before Bulna...ah, disappeared. But the new page is one of several templates that Cobalt Group uses through their "Cobalt Nitra" scripts. I'm pretty sure that Bulna would have had no say in how the site was designed, just sent the data to Cobalt and let them do the web inserts. It's a standard arrangement for corporate franchises in general.
Having said that, the dealership probably noticed a huge jump in hits because of this, probably got more hits per day for awhile than they usually get in a month, so the bandwidth would also be a factor. In addition, they probably would have migrated to this format anyway, as mobile devices are more than likely to be a factor in new designs, and large pictures of personnel is actually a design detriment.
Enough ANAL-ysis for now. Bottom line is that the contact page redesign may have been triggered by Bulna's ugly mug being webcast across the Interwebs, but the website design and most probably maintenance is being done by Cobalt itself.
Maybe Doug could try to hook up with them? :rofl:
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I'm sorry forum friends, I am now on a "What difference does it make" kick and I think such a question is appropriate here, so...
(http://newsbusters.org/sites/default/files/imagecache/frontpage-200/thumbnail_photos/2013/September/Clinton%20Benghazi_0.jpg)
you are going to use that Hillary thing in every thread right?
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>snip<
Maybe Doug could try to hook up with them? :rofl:
Nah, he'd hide the remote. :p
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Regarding the newly redesigned contact page:
The site is basically a template from the Cobalt Group designing arm of Cobalt.com, a digital marketing and integrated web design company that specializes in creating websites for dealerships. From a historical context, the site has used Cobalt since before Bulna...ah, disappeared. But the new page is one of several templates that Cobalt Group uses through their "Cobalt Nitra" scripts. I'm pretty sure that Bulna would have had no say in how the site was designed, just sent the data to Cobalt and let them do the web inserts. It's a standard arrangement for corporate franchises in general.
Having said that, the dealership probably noticed a huge jump in hits because of this, probably got more hits per day for awhile than they usually get in a month, so the bandwidth would also be a factor. In addition, they probably would have migrated to this format anyway, as mobile devices are more than likely to be a factor in new designs, and large pictures of personnel is actually a design detriment.
Enough ANAL-ysis for now. Bottom line is that the contact page redesign may have been triggered by Bulna's ugly mug being webcast across the Interwebs, but the website design and most probably maintenance is being done by Cobalt itself.
Maybe Doug could try to hook up with them? :rofl:
Would a professional web design firm sell a page with the photos distorted the way those were? It looked like something you might have seen on a personal web page the mid-90s.
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you are going to use that Hillary thing in every thread right?
I got it in a few, but for now enough to satisfy my "kick" for awhile. But don't let your guard down !
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Would a professional web design firm sell a page with the photos distorted the way those were? It looked like something you might have seen on a personal web page the mid-90s.
I actually did a Wayback search for archived site samples. I didn't find one for the contact page, but I found several for other Gearhart pages to note that they have used Cobalt even during Bulna's <strike>tenure</strike> goofball presence. Keep in mind that Gearhart is responsible for the looks of the content, while Cobalt is responsible for the template design and website design maintenance, perhaps hosting as well.
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you are going to use that Hillary thing in every thread right?
Well, it is the correct answer to most DUmmie questions.
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I actually did a Wayback search for archived site samples. I didn't find one for the contact page, but I found several for other Gearhart pages to note that they have used Cobalt even during Bulna's <strike>tenure</strike> goofball presence. Keep in mind that Gearhart is responsible for the looks of the content, while Cobalt is responsible for the template design and website design maintenance, perhaps hosting as well.
Was Dougie pictured on the past layouts?
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you are going to use that Hillary thing in every thread right?
What difference does it make?
:-)
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Was Dougie pictured on the past layouts?
No, but it probably wouldn't have mattered. The Wayback machine only saves the archived page source code, and since they changed the images for everyone anyway, the links would've been dead anyway. I was specifically searching the source code for design programmer information, which I got (Cobalt.com).
I have talked to a local dealership who has stated that most franchises contract their IT services in any case, so Bulna's job was an anomaly in the first place, not just who was occupying the job. ("Occupying" not only in the figurative sense, but the organizational sense (as in "Occupy Wall Street") "Occupy Gearhart" resulted in one lost remote and one conservative news station off the air for a few days.
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No, but it probably wouldn't have mattered. The Wayback machine only saves the archived page source code, and since they changed the images for everyone anyway, the links would've been dead anyway. I was specifically searching the source code for design programmer information, which I got (Cobalt.com).
I have talked to a local dealership who has stated that most franchises contract their IT services in any case, so Bulna's job was an anomaly in the first place, not just who was occupying the job. ("Occupying" not only in the figurative sense, but the organizational sense (as in "Occupy Wall Street") "Occupy Gearhart" resulted in one lost remote and one conservative news station off the air for a few days.
I've never seen "walldud", explained quite like that.
The old bitter Vermontese primitive, still has him beat.
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What difference does it make?
:-)
Bengazi!!! :fuelfire:
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I'm surprised Doug can stay away from the goggie/kitteh forum. If you scroll back a few pages, you see he was by far the most frequent poster in that lamebrained group.
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What difference does it make?
:-)
Good call !
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I'll bet it's been torture for Doug Bulna to shut down his posting on the goggie and kitteh forum at the DUmp, because it was a big part of his life.
That's what makes me think he's still working for Gearhart Chevrolet, a Government Motors reseller in New Jersey. Had he been let go, there would be no reason for him to cease posting at the DUmp. Shutting down his DUmp activity may have been a condition of continued employment.
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That's what makes me think he's still working for Gearhart Chevrolet, a Government Motors reseller in New Jersey. Had he been let go, there would be no reason for him to cease posting at the DUmp. Shutting down his DUmp activity may have been a condition of continued employment.
That is a possibility; not as likely as he's been fired, but still a good possibility.
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That is a possibility; not as likely as he's been fired, but still a good possibility.
Didn't one of our members actually call Gearhart and confirm that he had been fired?
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Didn't one of our members actually call Gearhart and confirm that he had been fired?
That was I.
However, given that communicating via telephone is all but impossible for a deaf person, I'm not sure.
I telephoned the service department (I didn't use their toll-free number, because I wanted to sound local), and got some guy with an accent. I asked to be transferred to the brain-damaged primitive, and he simply commented, "he's not here."
To inquire further would get me all mired down, so I thanked him and hung up.
One may interpret that comment a couple of ways.
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If by some chance the walrus managed to keep his job, he would have found a way to rub it in our faces.
Doug is dog food. and he's fired too.
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If by some chance the walrus managed to keep his job, he would have found a way to rub it in our faces.
Doug is dog food. and he's fired too.
I'm thinking forced retirement.
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That was I.
However, given that communicating via telephone is all but impossible for a deaf person, I'm not sure.
I telephoned the service department (I didn't use their toll-free number, because I wanted to sound local), and got some guy with an accent. I asked to be transferred to the brain-damaged primitive, and he simply commented, "he's not here."
To inquire further would get me all mired down, so I thanked him and hung up.
One may interpret that comment a couple of ways.
PM me the number and the department name and I'll make the call tomorrow...
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Nothing new at the DUmp.
LBN, GD, Lounge or Pets. Nothing.
Doug needs to become a bit more active over there.
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Nothing new at the DUmp.
LBN, GD, Lounge or Pets. Nothing.
Doug needs to become a bit more active over there.
It's too late.
Even if the brain-damaged primitive were to suddenly appear and post all over the place, the primitives wouldn't remember who he is, or was.
Too much water's gone past the dam now; lost time can't ever be made up.
Only we here remember who the brain-damaged primitve is, or was.
I remember when the primitives swore they'd never forget the red round one; that their memories of him were seared permanently on their brains, that every day for the rest of their lives, they'd think of him.
Yeah, right. Within two weeks, one was already hearing "Andy.....Andy.....Andy who?"
If the primitives can't remember who the late red round one was, well, why would they remember the brain-damaged primitive?
<<<warned the brain-damaged primitive, right here on this thread, this would happen.
<<<was right.
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Oh now, these are people from northern New Jersey, who look differently than we do.
And what do the ones in South Jersey look like??? O-) :-)
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And what do the ones in South Jersey look like??? O-) :-)
JWow?
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JWow?
:bolt:
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I wonder if Dain Bramaged has done this before including other bad things at his former work place.
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I wonder if Dain Bramaged has done this before including other bad things at his former work place.
He's pulled lots of shit like this, or at least has claimed to.
The brain-damaged primitive would've gotten away with it this time, too.....until he denigrated and ridiculed the power of the people, the power of "freeperism."
It's okay to disagree with us, but don't call us insignificant.
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He's pulled lots of shit like this, or at least has claimed to.
The brain-damaged primitive would've gotten away with it this time, too.....until he denigrated and ridiculed the power of the people, the power of "freeperism."
It's okay to disagree with us, but don't call us insignificant.
What a DUmmie! :mental: I guess, it was the less straw after the fact he lied about it than bragged about it at DU.
Bulna is also a genus of moths.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulna
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WOWEE!!!! Have ya seen how many "clandestine? views are on this thread?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Eat it DUmmies!!!
What a DUmmie! :mental: I guess, it was the less straw after the fact he lied about it than bragged about it at DU.
Bulna is also a genus of moths.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulna
yep, never gonna get close to a butterfly! heh, heh!
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What a DUmmie! :mental: I guess, it was the less straw after the fact he lied about it than bragged about it at DU.
Bulna is also a genus of moths.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulna
Moths are smarter. They only fly into the flame once. :fuelfire: :tongue:
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Now that DUmmy Stew is down on his luck, maybe Doug can take over oreilly-sucks.com.
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Now that DUmmy Stew is down on his luck, maybe Doug can take over oreilly-sucks.com.
I think the brain-damaged primitive used to have some sort of web-site, dealing with auto parts.
It's obvious what happened there, and with crazy Andrea of oldelmtree, as it's obvious what's going on with stewert.
None of them wanted to work, labor, toil for a living; they wanted to just sit around on their asses all day long in front of a computer.
Since my fellow alum Skins turned Skins's island into a cash-cow, they thought they could do the same, having a web-site that would magnet in big bucks.
They all forgot one thing, however; all three of them combined don't have as many brains as Skins has in the nail on one of his little toes.
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I think the brain-damaged primitive used to have some sort of web-site, dealing with auto parts.
It's obvious what happened there, and with crazy Andrea of oldelmtree, as it's obvious what's going on with stewert.
None of them wanted to work, labor, toil for a living; they wanted to just sit around on their asses all day long in front of a computer.
Since my fellow alum Skins turned Skins's island into a cash-cow, they thought they could do the same, having a web-site that would magnet in big bucks.
They all forgot one thing, however; all three of them combined don't have as many brains as Skins has in the nail on one of his little toes.
He can always shoot Jizz (http://trademarks.breanlaw.com/78325173-jizz.html) back into action.
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Amber will be taking up that job in the near future.
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Doing my part to keep this thread kicked and continue DainBramaged's march into CC legendary status. :-)
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Amber will be taking up that job in the near future.
What's to say that she hasn't already started that job?
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What's to say that she hasn't already started that job?
First hand confirmation.
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Not a peep from the remote thief.
I can't wait for the excuses when Dougyboy final shows up.
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First hand confirmation.
First hand + DUmmie hobo Amber + JIZZ = :puke:
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First hand + DUmmie hobo Amber + JIZZ = :puke:
She is officially classified as a homeless bum.
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She is officially classified as a homeless bum.
Soon, she will be officially classified as a crack whore.
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She is officially classified as a homeless bum.
She needs a catchname... like, oh, I don't know... Bero the Hobo or maybe Ambo the Hobo...
:bawl: I miss Bobo das Hobo...
(http://likeataxi.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/clown-closeup-new3.jpg)
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She needs a catchname... like, oh, I don't know... Bero the Hobo or maybe Ambo the Hobo...
:bawl: I miss Bobo das Hobo...
(http://likeataxi.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/clown-closeup-new3.jpg)
Oh how nice. A valuable velvet portrait of a sad DUmmie suitable for hanging in a DUmmie abode.
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Emmett Kelly would be proud.
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Still no new news eh????? :-)
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Hmmmm.... Doug Bulna, the man who stole his employer's TV remote in the customer lounge and hid it because he did not agree with the TV station his employer had it on, has yet to make an appearance and explain his absence from the dump or his picture's absence from the website of his employer.
I wonder if Doug Bulna, who trashed and belittled the people that worked at his employer as well as the employer itself, was fired? Come on Doug Bulna!!!! Let us in on it Doug Bulna!!! Were you fired, Doug Bulna, for sabotage of your employer's customer lounge remote because the channel was not to your liking? Well Doug Bulna? Were you?
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Emmett Kelly would be proud.
Not to mention Red Skelton, aka Clod Kadiddlehopper !
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I guess I've been pounding the Gearhart Chevrolet site so much, or maybe it's the google searches, that when I visit DU I get a pop-up add that advertises Gearhart:
Anyone else get the Gearhart banners or ads when you visit the primitive zone?
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I guess I've been pounding the Gearhart Chevrolet site so much, or maybe it's the google searches, that when I visit DU I get a pop-up add that advertises Gearhart:
Anyone else get the Gearhart banners or ads when you visit the primitive zone?
I have noticed that too. ;D
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I wonder if Doug has gotten that ad on his screen while cruising the DUmp? :rotf:
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I guess I've been pounding the Gearhart Chevrolet site so much, or maybe it's the google searches, that when I visit DU I get a pop-up add that advertises Gearhart:
Anyone else get the Gearhart banners or ads when you visit the primitive zone?
You burned a mole.
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You burned a mole.
Sure did. He's logged in.
Looks like NYC_SKP from San Francisco.
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You burned a mole.
Whups! :o
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Too funny. One of the three friends that Dougie has turns out to be a mole.
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:???: What's going on here?
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:???: What's going on here?
<<<mum.
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Check out post counts and decide for yourself if the mole was at the DUmp, or here.
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Too funny. One of the three friends that Dougie has turns out to be a mole.
I'm sure this should prove a valuable lesson to the primitives, although I suspect they won't get it.
If the cbayer primitive or Skippy from New York City vows to be a friend of yours, don't believe them; they're lying.
They were ostensibly "good friends" with the brain-damaged primitive, but once he took off for places unknown, they forgot all about him; never even mentioned him.
Some "friends" are worse than enemies.
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FOX News does have leftists like Tamara Holder, Bill Beckel, and Dennis Kucinich.
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Anyone else get the Gearhart banners or ads when you visit the primitive zone?
I posted this in a different thread, but I get banners & ads for Gearhart Chevrolet not just at the DUmp, but other sites I visit. :rotf:
Poor Doug Bulla. :loser:
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Doug and CC have given Gearhart Chevrolet more exposure for free than they could have ever paid for.
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Doug and CC have given Gearhart Chevrolet more exposure for free than they could have ever paid for.
Perhaps a "We Canned the Walrus", campaign? :whatever:
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Perhaps a "We Canned the Walrus", campaign? :whatever:
Koo Koo Ka Choo.
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Perhaps a "We Canned the Walrus", campaign? :whatever:
Canned Walrus!
(http://www.bornplaydie.com/japan/travel/hokkaido/sealcurry.jpg)
Doug Bulma may be gone, but he is not forgotten.
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/cannedwalrus_zps7e1ff80f.jpg)
He'll be preserved in our memories forever.
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Canned Walrus!
Doug Bulna may be gone, but he is not forgotten.
He'll be preserved in our memories forever.
Well.....quite obviously, he remains in our thoughts more than in the memories of the primitives, who can't recall any individual in their lives once that person evaporates for one reason or another.
This really ticks me off, the way the primitives so quickly forgot one of their own, and one who'd been around almost since the beginning of Skins's island w-a-a-a-a-y back in 2001.
Selfish primitives, who think of no one but their own wretched selves.
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Well.....quite obviously, he remains in our thoughts more than in the memories of the primitives, who can't recall any individual in their lives once that person evaporates for one reason or another.
This really ticks me off, the way the primitives so quickly forgot one of their own, and one who'd been around almost since the beginning of Skins's island w-a-a-a-a-y back in 2001.
Selfish primitives, who think of no one but their own wretched selves.
Doug BUlna could take a lesson from Amber, the street urchin. She checks in once a day in order to keep herself fresh in the mind of the hive. (I imaging she's pretty fresh in person as well.)
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Doug Bulna could take a lesson from Amber, the street urchin. She checks in once a day in order to keep herself fresh in the mind of the hive.
It's just pathetic, the way the primitives don't care about each other.
The sparkling old dude's been absent for some time now. The sparkling old dude has been a fixture on Skns's island almost since the beginning. It's like the commode mysteriously disappeared from the bathroom, and no one's noticed.
Now, how hard is it to notice a vacancy like that?
But nevertheless, the primitives don't.
I suspect the CalPig primitive has at least a subconscious awareness of this, the primitive propensity to forget. Currently, she's one of the most popular primitives on Skins's island, but once she slips out of this Mortal Coil, the primitives'll forget.
This is probably why she's always posting photographs of herself; it's a desperate attempt to force the primitives to remember her.
But it won't work; ten minutes after she's on display in a long box, the primitives whenever encountering one of those innumerable photographs, are going to ask, "hey, who's this goofy-looking broad?"
If I was this way, so unaware of other people around me, I'd slash my wrists.
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It's just pathetic, the way the primitives don't care about each other.
I forgot to mention some other primitives.
I'm sure the absence of the subway cat, ever since her loving caring sisters had her tucked away in her "new home," has been felt here in the DUmpster.
Ever since that one post where she was all hyped up on "feel good" pills--and her giddiness showed--she hasn't been around. I suspect it's because she now knows they don't allow internet access where she is.
How many times did primitives insist they love her, care about her, always think of her?
And how many times since she's been absent, has a single primitive inquired about her?
.....crickets.....
This isn't a permanent absence, but what about Atman, when he goes away on a snit for a while?
When he's away, no primitive has ever asked about him.
Only us.
I think the primitives need to re-think about who their real friends are.
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I forgot to mention some other primitives.
I'm sure the absence of the subway cat, ever since her loving caring sisters had her tucked away in her "new home," has been felt here in the DUmpster.
Ever since that one post where she was all hyped up on "feel good" pills--and her giddiness showed--she hasn't been around. I suspect it's because she now knows they don't allow internet access where she is.
How many times did primitives insist they love her, care about her, always think of her?
And how many times since she's been absent, has a single primitive inquired about her?
.....crickets.....
This isn't a permanent absence, but what about Atman, when he goes away on a snit for a while?
When he's away, no primitive has ever asked about him.
Only us.
I think the primitives need to re-think about who their real friends are.
It's the drug usage.....and they are horrible human beings but mostly the drugs.
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I forgot to mention some other primitives.
I'm sure the absence of the subway cat, ever since her loving caring sisters had her tucked away in her "new home," has been felt here in the DUmpster.
Ever since that one post where she was all hyped up on "feel good" pills--and her giddiness showed--she hasn't been around. I suspect it's because she now knows they don't allow internet access where she is.
How many times did primitives insist they love her, care about her, always think of her?
And how many times since she's been absent, has a single primitive inquired about her?
.....crickets.....
This isn't a permanent absence, but what about Atman, when he goes away on a snit for a while?
When he's away, no primitive has ever asked about him.
Only us.
I think the primitives need to re-think about who their real friends are.
Primitives don't have friends. They have collaborators. Big difference. Friends care about more than themselves and will bend over backwards to help. Collaborators are merely out for themselves.
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^I would add enablers.
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Well, well.
Here it is, more than a month since the brain-damaged primitive pulled his stupid stunt, insulting "freepers" in the bargain, and he still lies low. He made a comment where the big guy from Bellevue announced his candidacy for city council this past week, but that seems about it.
But what's more distressing is that other primitives, even his best pals on Skin's island, haven't said a word--one suspects they forgot their good friend five minutes after he ran away.
How fleeting, fame, when one's a primitive.
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Just in case one's not aware, the top threads in the DUmpster (exclusive of the rules):
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/sandhills2/top_zps61598b73.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/sandhills2/top_zps61598b73.jpg.html)
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Is he posting during business hours?
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Is he posting during business hours?
Yes. Most of his posts were during business hours. Racked a huge post count whilst his employers were PAYING him to work. A lot of DUmmies are like that, taking a salary but spending all their work-time online at DU.
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Wouldn't it be something if this topped 1,000 posts?
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Wouldn't it be something if this topped 1,000 posts?
It's starting to look quite likely.
Little Doug could have avoided all of this had he been a man and 'fessed up right at the beginning (as the original walldude did, to his credit)...
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Wouldn't it be something if this topped 1,000 posts?
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It would be nice if braindamaged DUche checked in with us. The other DUmpmonkeys don't care but we DU.
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T - 138
It would be nice if braindamaged DUche checked in with us. The other DUmpmonkeys don't care but we DU.
:lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
You're so bad! :tongue: :fuelfire: :whistling:
(ETA: T -137!)
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It would be nice if braindamaged DUche checked in with us. The other DUmpmonkeys don't care but we DU.
Kirk (the Las Vegas Leviathan) was treated very well. Even when people (like me) lost patience with him after he turned down guaranteed jobs.
any DUmmy who comes here and doesn't troll gets treated 100x better then we would at the DUmp. Well OK, maybe only 25 times better. But you will have your say. and isn't it a DUmmy standard that a liberal can render a conservative speechless with just a few words?
Doug, its your turn to teach us a lesson. Come on over. We're really asking for it!
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any DUmmy who comes here and doesn't troll gets treated 100x better then we would at the DUmp. Well OK, maybe only 25 times better. But you will have your say. and isn't it a DUmmy standard that a liberal can render a conservative speechless with just a few words?
Doug, its your turn to teach us a lesson. Come on over. We're really asking for it!
Spot on, Mr Mannn. Can anyone recall a time that a DUmp primitive has strolled over here,and actually had their threads deleted?
I know that they've been banned for not following the TOS,but I cannot recall a time when a whole thread was deleted, or even just their posts.
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Wouldn't it be something if this topped 1,000 posts?
I dunno, but I'm sticking with my resolution to keep this, and GOBUCKS' accompanying thread, on the front page at least until (a) nominations for the Top DUmmies of 2013 begin on Thanksgiving Eve or (b) the brain-damaged primitive shows up on Skins's island to explain and apologize to his fellow primitives.
It's wholly up to the brain-damaged primitive, no one else, how many views and comments this thread gets; if he's embarrassed by the publicity, he's got only himself to blame.
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In the pets forum.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/116113321#post1
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 11:09 AM
Star Member DainBramaged (39,115 posts)
Talking pet auditions
>Guinea pig video<
One reply.
Response to DainBramaged (Original post)
Curmudgeoness
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Gotta wonder what that was all about. :rofl: :lmao: :rotf:
Yo, DoUgman =====> :trump:
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Wouldn't it be something if this topped 1,000 posts?
+1
Suck it and own it, Doug! :bird:
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+1
Suck it and own it, Doug! :bird:
DainBramaged is a whiny crybaby.
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3514120/little-brat-o.gif)
I have to call the Whambulance again. It gets really irritating when I have to do that. :mental:
:siren: CRYBABY ALERT! :siren:
(http://i3.tinypic.com/vr3qlk.jpg)
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I dunno, but I'm sticking with my resolution to keep this, and GOBUCKS' accompanying thread, on the front page at least until (a) nominations for the Top DUmmies of 2013 begin on Thanksgiving Eve
The contest is over for me. Barring a late minute run by some other cretin over there, this zipperhead wins for this year, hands down.
What could be better than pulling a stupid, childish political stunt on your employer, bragging about it on DU to feed your insecurity, taunting and trashing conservatives in the same thread, and then having either moling or lurking conservatives get in touch with your employer and fill them in on the story, and you subsequently lose your job.
Although the losing the job part is still a matter of speculation, at the very least, his career as DainBramaged at the DUmp seems about over, which he can thank his "Freeper" friends for.
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The contest is over for me. Barring a late minute run by some other cretin over there, this zipperhead wins for this year, hands down.
I have to admit that I'm torn - whilst I am getting plenty of entertainment out of him and his undoubted pain...he hasn't done much, compare hiding one measly remote and posting about it with the constant stream which we're receiving from the Convenient Store.
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The contest is over for me. Barring a late minute run by some other cretin over there, this zipperhead wins for this year, hands down.
What could be better than pulling a stupid, childish political stunt on your employer, bragging about it on DU to feed your insecurity, taunting and trashing conservatives in the same thread, and then having either moling or lurking conservatives get in touch with your employer and fill them in on the story, and you subsequently lose your job.
Although the losing the job part is still a matter of speculation, at the very least, his career as DainBramaged at the DUmp seems about over, which he can thank his "Freeper" friends for.
I've got to give you that one, and an H5 for it.
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The contest is over for me. Barring a late minute run by some other cretin over there, this zipperhead wins for this year, hands down.
It's a little early yet--we've still got 59 more days until nominations for the Top DUmmies of 2013 open on Thanksgiving Eve, and anything can happen--but I'm leaning this way myself.
Of course, much depends upon what the brain-damaged primitive does the next 59 days--if he remains sulking and cowering in the darkness, yeah, he's my number one choice. If he grows some balls and shows up on Skins's island to explain things, and apologize to his fellow primitives (especially the ones he has on "ignore") for being such a rectal aperture, I might knock him down to only my second or third choice.
For the longest time, it looked as if cousin nadin had a "lock" on the top award, but then the locust primitive looked as if he was gaining ground, and so I was watching him.....and so was caught totally unawares by the sudden emergence of both the brain-damaged primitive and the convenience store primitive as contenders for the top spot, along with the possible recrudescence of the big guy from Omaha, who'd been dormant most of this year.
A mere month ago, I had not the slightest idea they'd come up.
One can always count on the Taverner primitive to show rather highly, but like the sparkling old dude of yore, he's most likely to be the perennial second-, third-, or fourth-placed winner, never the top winner.
Earlier this year, I'd had high hopes for :jugs: :yahoo: and for Big Bertha, but they're fading in the stretch; they'll probably both end up in the top ten, but nowhere near the top.
At the moment, I'm personally inclined to nominate Skippy from New York City--the "NYC_SKP" primitive--and the whole entire cooking and baking forum (yes, one may nominate a group of primitives, as well as individual primitives). I suspect the cooking and baking primitives can make it to the bottom rung of the top ten, but Skippy's prospects remain utterly a mystery to me. Maybe he has it in him, maybe he doesn't. We'll see.
I have no idea why cousin nadin's faded away, but as for other old-timers, it appears the subway cat's loving, caring sisters now have her permanently sequestered where she can't hurt herself any more, and the sparkling old dude appears to be too busy coping with marital problems, to spend any time campaigning.
I'm really looking forward to writing the awards this year. It's going to be fun, a labor of love.
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T minus 126.
Should there be a special category of DOTY for longest thread? What about for most consequences for a DUmb post?
All I know is Nadainthebrain is going down in my book. I expect a late and hard push by the bald dwarf down the stretch.
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T minus 126.
Should there be a special category of DOTY for longest thread? What about for most consequences for a DUmb post?
All I know is Nadainthebrain is going down in my book. I expect a late and hard push by the bald dwarf down the stretch.
So do I.
C'mon, nads, make it interesting, at least!
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The only dark horse I can see is if Locust O's finally goes overboard and kills himself, which would immediately jettison him to the top of the running, albeit posthumously.
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At this point, I think DainBramaged could be DUmmy Of The Year.
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The only dark horse I can see is if Locust O's finally goes overboard and kills himself, which would immediately jettison him to the top of the running, albeit posthumously.
Do you think he'd be a plain suicide? I see him killing his parents, then moping around the house with their corpses still in their chairs before killing himself as he can't cope with their absence.
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Do you think he'd be a plain suicide? I see him killing his parents, then moping around the house with their corpses still in their chairs before killing himself as he can't cope with their absence.
Nah, he'd throw himself on the mercy of the court for being an orphan.
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I think the skinner thread has made nadin much less likely to post, although she tries to claim otherwise:
Response to Skinner (Original post)
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 02:10 PM
nadinbrzezinski (126,333 posts)
47. I am expecting to have even more posts alerted
in an attempt to get them hidden. Yes, I can see how that will be abused. Mostly, it already has. It is to the point I expect THIS post to be alerted on.
Oh well, more folks will go to ignore.
As to the adds, thanks, some of us refuse to buy memberships any longer.
As to the changes in the jury system, that seems to be a change in the right direction, I will still refuse to alert or participate in it.
Dain was back making a non-animal post yesterday, he may start it up again.
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The only dark horse I can see is if Locust O's finally goes overboard and kills himself, which would immediately jettison him to the top of the running, albeit posthumously.
Hey Gern! What's happening???
DB probably does have a lock this year but maybe nadin can score an interview with Lord oBAMA!
Now that would be sweet!!! :-)
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Hey Gern! What's happening???
DB probably does have a lock this year but maybe nadin can score an interview with Lord oBAMA!
Now that would be sweet!!! :-)
The Amber chick is making a run for it too. :cheersmate:
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The Amber chick is making a run for it too. :cheersmate:
If she is still breathing Jan. 1 2014 it will be a miracle...
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If she is still breathing Jan. 1 2014 it will be a miracle...
Winning the award posthumously is an option.
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Winning the award posthumously is an option.
True dat!!! :-)
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Dain was back making a non-animal post yesterday, he may start it up again.
A fat lot of good that's going to do him, though; until he comes clean, the primitives are going to be leery of him.
He has to come out like a man, explain to the primitives what happened, apologize to the primitives for always having been such a rectal aperture to them (especially the ones he put on "ignore"), and vow to become a better, wiser person by giving an open ear to opinions and insights with which he doesn't agree.
Otherwise, he's just going to complicate, exacerbate his problems, and being 62 years old, in ill health, unemployed, and friendless, he doesn't need any more problems.
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Dain was back making a non-animal post yesterday, he may start it up again.
Joy! Is there a link?
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Do you think he'd be a plain suicide? I see him killing his parents, then moping around the house with their corpses still in their chairs before killing himself as he can't cope with their absence.
True...He's the type to probably kill his parents and then go on DU and post about it, asking for advice for what to do.
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Hey Gern! What's happening???
Hey SR! Good to see you!
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Doug Bulna has a long, long history at the DUmp, but has rarely if ever made a post worth mentioning or remembering until his catastrophic self-immolation.
Other than the wallduding, Doug has always been a boring, boring, boring DUmbass.
The wallduding itself qualifies him to finish in the money, but otherwise he's been nearly as boring as Ex-husband to Sparkly.
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And I'm really pissed off at Skimmer's stupid note about shutting up DUmmies with too many hidden posts.
It's a clear shot at real lunatics like nutcase nadin, cutting off an outlet for their talent for entertainment.
It's also a shot against the DUmmy of the Year competition, by greatly reducing the material the funniest, craziest DUmmies can get online, and making it easier for less-unbalanced DUmpmonkeys to get undeserved consideration.
If he wants to get rid of stupid trolls, that's fine, but it's more likely his motivation is to quiet the embarrassing voices of insanity, like nadin, without which his site would be as boring as Mike Pantano.
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Mike Pantano.
Who? :whistling:
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T-107
I had to hurry post to get the count right just in case someone had a reply about DB right before I could.
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Winning the award posthumously is an option.
For me it would be preferred.
T minus 106. Double digits is coming.
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Just found a pile of remotes in the rafters.....wonder who could have put them there?
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I dunno, but I'm sticking with my resolution to keep this, and GOBUCKS' accompanying thread, on the front page at least until (a) nominations for the Top DUmmies of 2013 begin on Thanksgiving Eve or (b) the brain-damaged primitive shows up on Skins's island to explain and apologize to his fellow primitives.
It's wholly up to the brain-damaged primitive, no one else, how many views and comments this thread gets; if he's embarrassed by the publicity, he's got only himself to blame.
Narcissists enjoy any attention, franc. Just look at the messiah.
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Narcissists enjoy any attention, franc. Just look at the messiah.
I'm sure the brain-damaged primitive's reaction is different, though.
I'll bet he gets super depressed and despondent every time he comes here to check out this thread; maybe it's finally sinking into his head, what an ass he's been.
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Double digits bitchez.
K&R!!
T minus 102.
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Fox news is blocked on my TV, how did that happen ? And when ?
T-101
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We are at 900 people, be on your toes. This double digit territory is not what you have heard it to be.
T minus 100. Page 61.
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I'd wandered over a few minutes ago. Didn't find a thing that the thief has posted. Nothing.
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FOX News does have leftists like Tamara Holder, Bill Beckel, and Dennis Kucinich.
I forgot Sally Kohn. There are plenty of leftists at FOX News and they still hate it like the plague. :mental:
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Still nothing.
I suspect the pilfering pinniped is out job hunting.
If he finds one, we can expect an "I quit and found one that pays XX amount more".
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Still nothing.
I suspect the pilfering pinniped is out job hunting.
If he finds one, we can expect an "I quit and found one that pays XX amount more".
I'm starting to wonder whether the sysadmin doesn't have home internet - he certainly posted from work often, perhaps in wallduding himself he's cut himself off from his 'friends' at the DUmp.
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Someone finally responded to one of his pet threads from over a week ago.
Actually, the response was a few days ago. I just finally found it. :-)
I'm starting to wonder whether the sysadmin doesn't have home internet
That's possible. He may have been at the library the last couple weeks for his pet posts.
He probably thinks they're closed now because the dastardly repukes won't fund Obummacare.
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I'm starting to wonder whether the sysadmin doesn't have home internet - he certainly posted from work often, perhaps in wallduding himself he's cut himself off from his 'friends' at the DUmp.
You know, if I were my fellow alum Skins, I'd immediately put in place a new rule: no posting on Skins's island from a work computer.
That might sound mean, but actually it'd protect the primitives from employer retribution. Since they wouldn't be posting while on the time-clock, they couldn't get into trouble.
<<<concerned for the welfare of the primitives; has their best interests at heart.
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You know, if I were my fellow alum Skins, I'd immediately put in place a new rule: no posting on Skins's island from a work computer.
That might sound mean, but actually it'd protect the primitives from employer retribution. Since they wouldn't be posting while on the time-clock, they couldn't get into trouble.
<<<concerned for the welfare of the primitives; has their best interests at heart.
The less actual work that they do for their employer is better for the company's overall profitability.
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The less actual work that they do for their employer is better for the company's overall profitability.
Exactly. That's the less stuff that has to be done again.
Oh . . . T minus 92! :yahoo:
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The FOX may not be in the hen house but The FOX is in the Chevrolet dealership. :-)
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The FOX may not be in the hen house but The FOX is in the Chevrolet dealership. :-)
Well Played!!! Well played indeed. :cheersmate:
Paging Doug Bulna to the white courtesy phone. Doug Bulna to the white courtesy phone.
T minus 90.
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Kick for this morning . . . T minus 89.
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Kick for this morning . . . T minus 89.
and a +1!
:tongue:
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The FOX may not be in the hen house but The FOX is in the Chevrolet dealership. :-)
HAHAHAHA.
And both staff (those left, that is) and customers are much happier with is thus.
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Hmmm. Doug wasn't driving around in DC today was he?
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Hmmm. Doug wasn't driving around in DC today was he?
How many weeks has he been out of work now? He probably can't afford the gas to get all the way to D.C.
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Hmmm. Doug wasn't driving around in DC today was he?
I was kind of, sort of, halfway, wondering that myself.
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Hmmm. Doug wasn't driving around in DC today was he?
As big of a gun grabber that he is, he would really hate em now.
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It's back!!!!
T minus 82!
Come on CC we can do it!
As to Doug BrainDamaged, is the unemployment bureau open in the shutdown? Is it essential?
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Thanks to our colleague beefeater, who found this (it's an independent thread here in the DUmpster):
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,91319.0.html
The primitives are finally calling out to the brain-damaged primitive, asking what's up.
DemoTex (22,072 posts) Thu Oct 3, 2013, 05:41 PM
Good Lawd! Toyota of Bend (OR) has The Ed Show on waiting room TV!
Never seen MSNBC on in an auto dealership. People are watching it, too.
Dreamer Tatum (7,875 posts) Thu Oct 3, 2013, 05:44 PM
3. Take the remote and hide it!
That way no one can turn it to FOX.
Common Sense Party (13,375 posts) Thu Oct 3, 2013, 05:51 PM
4. Up in the rafters. That's the best hiding spot.
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Thanks to our colleague beefeater, who found this (it's an independent thread here in the DUmpster):
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,91319.0.html
The primitives are finally calling out to the brain-damaged primitive, asking what's up.
That has made my day. Indisputable proof that they lurk here seeking better entertainment about their own kind than they can provide themselves.
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That has made my day. Indisputable proof that they lurk here seeking better entertainment about their own kind than they can provide themselves.
If you can't laugh at yourself.....well, you might be a full fledged DUmmie.
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If you can't laugh at yourself.....well, you might be a full fledged DUmmie.
Thing is that they can post that Doug Bulna is an out and out ass hole or the gNads is a short, bald dwaft or that lady FreeDUmb is as stupid as a rock at the DUmp. SKimmer would be TSing everyone.
They get to hear the truth through us.
Now if they would only believe us when we tell them that obama is a muslim and a marxist.
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Well folks... I've been away for a while. Been really busy at my job where I don't pull childish pranks like Doug Bulna did. So tell me... has Doug Bulna ever showed up and admitted he got canned?
If not, I got this to say:
Come on Doug Bulna. Tell us. Tell us, Doug Bulna, shit hot sysadmin, if you got fired stealing for your employer's customer lounge TV remote and hiding it. Trust me on this Doug Bulna, shit hot sysadmin, the longer you hide, the longer we all wonder.
Your best bet, Doug Bulna, shit hot admin that stole his employer's customer lounge TV remote and hid it, and then bragged about it on a public forum no less, is to come clean. This thread will drop like a rock then.
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Your best bet, Doug Bulna, shit hot admin that stole his employer's customer lounge TV remote and hid it, and then bragged about it on a public forum no less, is to come clean. This thread will drop like a rock then.
But I will treasure it forever...
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Thing is that they can post that Doug Bulna is an out and out ass hole or the gNads is a short, bald dwaft or that lady FreeDUmb is as stupid as a rock at the DUmp. SKimmer would be TSing everyone.
They get to hear the truth through us.
Now if they would only believe us when we tell them that obama is a muslim and a marxist.
Baby steps, Tuck. Baby steps . . .
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But I will treasure it forever...
Not to mention Tuck, it will live forever more on Google!!!! :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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Your best bet, Doug Bulna, shit hot admin that stole his employer's customer lounge TV remote and hid it, and then bragged about it on a public forum no less, is to come clean. This thread will drop like a rock then.
Come on Doug. 'Fess up.
You know you want to see this thread drop like:
Taverner on a needle; or
grasswipe on an extra coat; or
Amber Hoyt on a ham sandwich; or
LocoNuts on an rubber vagina.
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You know you want to see this thread drop like:
Taverner on a needle; or
grasswipe on an extra coat; or
Amber Hoyt on a ham sandwich; or
LocoNuts on an rubber vagina.
Oh, oh.... Damn! :lmao:
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Come on Doug. 'Fess up.
You know you want to see this thread drop like:
Taverner on a needle; or
grasswipe on an extra coat; or
Amber Hoyt on a ham sandwich; or
LocoNuts on an rubber vagina.
Does Canadian single payer cover Japanese sex dolls?
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Does Canadian single payer cover Japanese sex dolls?
If LocoNuts goes to Japan and discovers the used panty vending machines, it won't be long before he dies of a penis aneurysm.
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Come on Doug. 'Fess up.
You know you want to see this thread drop like:
Taverner on a needle; or
grasswipe on an extra coat; or
Amber Hoyt on a ham sandwich; or
LocoNuts on an rubber vagina.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
H5 Battle! Now that there was funny... don't care who ya are!!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
H5 Battle! Now that there was funny... don't care who ya are!!!
Ya, I know. My eyes are watering up over that. :lmao:
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Pssst. Doug.
It's midnight.
Are you out there anywhere?
Nobody else is up, except for you, me, maybe a few other cavers, and a scant half dozen or so other primitives that are busy lurking.
I know what you're thinking right now, out there on your cold, dusty park bench located near some wi-fi: "How does that wascally Battlehymn know that I'm up?!" Well, it's because you don't have a job. I mean really, what else have you got to do?
Why not spill the beans? How about rewarding us late-nighters with what's been on your mind. What have you got to lose?
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Bumping the count here.....watch the video, scroll down and look at all the great pictures of old cars....'57 Studebaker golden Hawk.... '55 Studebaker President Coup....fins, fins and more fins.
http://blog.flickr.net/en/2013/10/04/crafting-scenes-of-iconic-americana/
Amazingly good model builder ain't he.
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T minus 65 . . .
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T minus 65 . . .
Hold up now, I am confused. Is this a countdown to 1000 posts, or a countdown of the dwindling number of dollars Doug has in his bank account after being fired?
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Hold up now, I am confused. Is this a countdown to 1000 posts, or a countdown of the dwindling number of dollars Doug has in his bank account after being fired?
It must refer to a post countdown since Doug is a DUmmy and, as such, has never had two nickels to rub together.
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Hold up now, I am confused. Is this a countdown to 1000 posts, or a countdown of the dwindling number of dollars Doug has in his bank account after being fired?
Yes.
T minus 62!
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Tea minus lemon juice....61
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Oh now, let's be posting comments of substance here; since we still don't know his fate, I suggest we write stuff encouraging to the brain-damaged primitive, so he doesn't lose heart.
<<<nice guy.
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Yep Frank you have to be the DUmmy's best friend...You really do try. :cheersmate:
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Yep Frank you have to be the DUmmy's best friend...You really do try. :cheersmate:
Actually no, but I don't want the brain-damaged primitive so get so disheartened that he goes out and does something stupid like hurt other people.
If he hurts himself, well, I have no problem with that.
I have the impression that at times he's so melancholy he day-dreams about blowing up buildings and stuff, and we don't want him doing any of that.
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I was kidding.. trying to keep up the persona. LOL
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I found the remote!
(http://seniortv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/DIRECTV_DTV_RC23_4-Function_Universal_Remote.jpg)
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I was kidding.. trying to keep up the persona. LOL
Actually, I'm kind of worried the brain-damaged primitive'll get so despondent he'll rotissiere his cats and eat them.
He's got every reason to feel like a heel, and one hopes it grates on him, but we don't want him hurting anybody but himself.
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Maybe Doug got kicked out of his apartment and he is staying at the "Sally" and they won't let him use their electricity and internet.
I can't remember which dummy it was that said the exact same thing happened to them not too long ago. :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
:-) :-)
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Okay, I went back to the campfire, which was doused but is still there, to census the primitives about whether or not they thought this stupid idea was a good idea, so that one can separate the Stalinists from the others.
Lots and lots of lumpenunterprimitiven here, so I highlighted the PoP, the primitives of prominence, the only primitives who count:
those primitives in favor:
agentS
arcane1
avebury
backscatter712
barbtries
Berlum
billh58
BlueJazz
bravenak
Bobbie Jo
CaliforniaPeggy
Common Sense Party
cordelia
defacto7
Demoiselle
demwing
deurbano
DisgustipatedinCA
dogknob
DonRedwood
dorkzilla
Egnever
Enthusiast
eShirl
FarPoint
FoxNewsSucks
freshwest
FSogol
GETPLANING
groundloop
hatrack
Hekate
HERVEPA
hrmjustin
Iggo
Initech
jberryhill
kimbutgar
LaPera
Leith
Liberal in LA
liberal N proud
libodem
Lint Head
livingwagenow
ljm2002
lunasun
LuvLoogie
LVdem
Lydia Leftcoast
madokie
Maedhros
malaise
Maraya1969
Mariana
mercuryblues
Mopar151
mountain grammy
Mr.Bill
mr clean
Mr Dixon
MsPithy
Myrina
NCTraveler
Neoma
NYC_SKP
onehandle
OregonBlue
Peaceplace80
pnwmom
Politicalboi
ProudToBeBlueInRhody
pstokely
rdharma
Rebellious Republican
Rex
rexcat
ruralib
samsingh
Shankapotamus
Sheepshank
Shrike47
Skidmore
snappyturtle
Socal31
spanone
Spitfire of ATJ
SummerSnow
TBF
TexasProgresive [sic]
The Wielding Truth
Trajan
truebluegreen
U4ikLefty
Vincardog
Wait Wut
Zorra
those primitives against:
2ndAmForComputers
AngryOldDem
branford
canonfodder
CK John
Flatulo
GalaxyHunter
GreenStormCloud
hughee99
Lizzie Poppet
MineralMan
MrModerate
Niceguy1
Nuclear Unicorn
Omnith
pintobean
rl6214
sgsmith
Throd
whopis01
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Okay, I went back to the campfire, which was doused but is still there, to census the primitives about whether or not they thought this stupid idea was a good idea, so that one can separate the Stalinists from the others.
Lots and lots of lumpenunterprimitiven here, so I highlighted the PoP, the primitives of prominence, the only primitives who count:
those primitives in favor:
agentS
arcane1
avebury
backscatter712
barbtries
Berlum
billh58
BlueJazz
bravenak
Bobbie Jo
CaliforniaPeggy
Common Sense Party
cordelia
defacto7
Demoiselle
demwing
deurbano
DisgustipatedinCA
dogknob
DonRedwood
dorkzilla
Egnever
Enthusiast
eShirl
FarPoint
FoxNewsSucks
freshwest
FSogol
GETPLANING
groundloop
hatrack
Hekate
HERVEPA
hrmjustin
Iggo
Initech
jberryhill
kimbutgar
LaPera
Leith
Liberal in LA
liberal N proud
libodem
Lint Head
livingwagenow
ljm2002
lunasun
LuvLoogie
LVdem
Lydia Leftcoast
madokie
Maedhros
malaise
Maraya1969
Mariana
mercuryblues
Mopar151
mountain grammy
Mr.Bill
mr clean
Mr Dixon
MsPithy
Myrina
NCTraveler
Neoma
NYC_SKP
onehandle
OregonBlue
Peaceplace80
pnwmom
Politicalboi
ProudToBeBlueInRhody
pstokely
rdharma
Rebellious Republican
Rex
rexcat
ruralib
samsingh
Shankapotamus
Sheepshank
Shrike47
Skidmore
snappyturtle
Socal31
spanone
Spitfire of ATJ
SummerSnow
TBF
TexasProgresive [sic]
The Wielding Truth
Trajan
truebluegreen
U4ikLefty
Vincardog
Wait Wut
Zorra
those primitives against:
2ndAmForComputers
AngryOldDem
branford
canonfodder
CK John
Flatulo
GalaxyHunter
GreenStormCloud
hughee99
Lizzie Poppet
MineralMan
MrModerate
Niceguy1
Nuclear Unicorn
Omnith
pintobean
rl6214
sgsmith
Throd
whopis01
I'm glad that you have me in the "In favor" column. It's a shame that my name wasn't in bold. :mad:
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I'm glad that you have me in the "In favor" column. It's a shame that my name wasn't in bold. :mad:
Well now, not everybody can be a PoP; it takes something special to be a primitive of prominence.
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Well now, not everybody can be a PoP; it takes something special to be a primitive of prominence.
Starting in January, I'll try harder.
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Starting in January, I'll try harder.
The trick is to be different from the faceless lynch mob.
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The trick is to be different from the faceless lynch mob.
I'll pose as a Marxist drug addict that doesn't work, sponging off of the Government for my very existence while bashing conservative for being against abortion, gay marriage and brown people.
How's that persona?
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Oh now, let's be posting comments of substance here; since we still don't know his fate, I suggest we write stuff encouraging to the brain-damaged primitive, so he doesn't lose heart.
<<<nice guy.
Last night, before going to bed, I happened to glance over towards one bookcase, noticing two books there that a very long time ago belonged to my father, and pre-date me by almost a generation, Osa Johnson's I Married Adventure and Four Years In Paradise, both published circa 1940, and original editions.
I dunno if a library in urban northern New Jersey would have them any more, but if the brain-damaged primitive sees them, I suggest he check them out, so as to gain inspiration from the story of the first people to encounter, study, and photograph various groups of primitive cultures of the South Seas and other places, circa 1910-1940.
It was dangerous work, fraught with both physical peril and considerable financial instability, but this couple valiantly pressed on, illuminating the outside world of the nature and lives of people very much different from us.
I first read both books at the age of 8 years; not that I was an especially precocious reader, but more so that Osa Johnson had a plain, straightforward writing style reflective of her childhood in Kansas, and while compressed with much information, even a child had no problem comprehending it.
I'd first read them at the suggestion of an older brother who was in college, and who used to send me reading lists. This brother, like all the others, was a hippie, and I suspect he was trying to "convert" me. I diligently read each book he suggested, and diligently wrote him back, giving my impressions.
I think he was disappointed that most of the conclusions I drew were contrary to the impressions he'd hoped I'd draw.
Now, the brain-damaged primitive is much too old and voluntarily closed-minded to embark upon a novel career of studying and recording exotic societies--although he himself might prove interesting to people who've never seen a walrus before, and try to dine on him--but that's not why he should read these books.
He should read these books simply to be inspired, motivated, by two people who did such extraordinary things against such daunting, formidable, fearsome, obstacles.
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I'll pose as a Marxist drug addict that doesn't work, sponging off of the Government for my very existence while bashing conservative for being against abortion, gay marriage and brown people.
How's that persona?
Tavernturd already has that taken. You'll need to modify it a bit.
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http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/printthread/Board/20/main/210732/type/thread
Osa was a cutie.
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http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/printthread/Board/20/main/210732/type/thread
Osa was a cutie.
I scrolled down through that link...some damn fine rifles shown...think I need a cold shower now...oh, and the girl don't look bad either.
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I'll pose as a Marxist drug addict that doesn't work, sponging off of the Government for my very existence while bashing conservative for being against abortion, gay marriage and brown people.
How's that persona?
Those are the basic requirements, the Coach said to stand out. A muslim that loves King Barky but disapproves of drone strikes. :whistling:
But this is about sabotage by Doug Bulna.
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The posters are lining up for the win at 1000. No drafting or sling shotting in the end.
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Those are the basic requirements, the Coach said to stand out. A muslim that loves King Barky but disapproves of drone strikes. :whistling:
But this is about sabotage by Doug Bulna.
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The posters are lining up for the win at 1000. No drafting or sling shotting in the end.
Bovine excrement! You do what you can to win. :tongue:
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Bovine excrement! You do what you can to win. :tongue:
what?
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what?
Win a months free computer tech work provided by D. Bulna enterprises. He'll work while you watch TV-but he gets to choose the station.
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Win a months free computer tech work provided by D. Bulna enterprises. He'll work while you watch TV-but he gets to choose the station.
As long as it's not Fox !
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I found this, and thought it might help Doug out. It explains why he's probably been in a particularly bad mood, only managing to post occasionally from his park bench:
Homeless Handbook: Where to sleep? (http://www.homelesshandbook.0catch.com/sleep.html)
-Park or Bus Bench
Advantages: You aren't sleeping directly on the ground. At least you are laying down. Park and bus benches are fairly numerous.
Disadvantages: Completely exposed to weather in most cases. You will get rousted. You will get harassed. You will get chased off. If you are lucky enough to have a blanket you cannot use it because most cities have these compassionate laws that say one cannot cover themselves with a blanket in public. I won't bother to list the litany of pathetic 'reasons' for these laws. The fact is they are aimed at YOU the homeless. The city leaders don't want you around. Period. Any tactic to discourage you from being in THEIR city WILL be employed. -Does it suck to be you or what?
Doug might want to try out some of the other suggestions at the link above. Of particular interest to him would be under an overpass. I'm sure New Jersey has plenty of those he could pick from.
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Since frank is so big on helping Doug with his etiquette problem, I pulled this from the same link I previously supplied:
Lets pause a moment to review:
It sucks to be you.
Moving right along, there are still a few related tips that you need to know about. The big one is the late night potty break. Hey, it happens to everyone and if there is no restroom nearby then ya gotta do what ya gotta do. BUT, that doesn't mean you have to disengage the brain. A big I Hate The Homeless rationale is the FACT, not belief, but fact, that so many of my fellow urban adventurists think they are cats out scent marking. When nature calls, here are some do's and don'ts. Do if possible have a large tinkle bottle (with cap please) handy to use. Don't empty it anywhere except a toilet. If for some stupid reason you don't have a bottle....Do find an out of the way, little travelled spot. Don't make wee wee near ANY doors etc. In fact, not near anyplace a person is likely to be. Places like out by the dumpster maybe? This may be your supermarket soon, so you certainly don't want to relieve yourself there.
Do look for a patch of bare dirt. Don't tinkle on the plants and especially lawns. Your wee wee contains a little something called Uric Acid. This acid will burn lawns and kill plants dead. This is a no-no and seriously bad Ju-Ju. Do look for a puddle of water or better still, running water etc. Don't (for you guys) piss on the walls... it stains. Or concrete... same deal AND the odor lingers in either case.
"But I gots to take a poo Jen-ny."
Did I mention that it sucks to be you?
Not much in the way of options here, Extreme Camper. Use a bag. Just because dogs poop on lawns is no excuse for you to.
Also another point here. Like our restroom visits to clean up, we ideally want to leave no trace of our ever having been there. This along with being common courtesy is also in line with the TABS strategy. More on TABS at a later date
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Since frank is so big on helping Doug with his etiquette problem, I pulled this from the same link I previously supplied:
Oh, but those might be more appropriate tips to pass onto Amber, if she shows up again (she didn't show up today, and as far as I know, yesterday either).
It's reasonable to assume the brain-damaged primitive had some cash stashed away in some form, maybe not much but enough to keep his place until he gets on unemployment or early retirement.
And then there's his daughter, who has a place, with whom he's very close.
I don't think the brain-damaged primitive's that bad off yet.
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Oh, but those might be more appropriate tips to pass onto Amber, if she shows up again (she didn't show up today, and as far as I know, yesterday either).
It's reasonable to assume the brain-damaged primitive had some cash stashed away in some form, maybe not much but enough to keep his place until he gets on unemployment or early retirement.
And then there's his daughter, who has a place, with whom he's very close.
I don't think the brain-damaged primitive's that bad off yet.
Well... it is Sunday. All public buildings are closed. No public building=no free wifi.
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Oh, but those might be more appropriate tips to pass onto Amber, if she shows up again (she didn't show up today, and as far as I know, yesterday either).
I agree those are great tips for Amber that should be cross-posted to the threads she follows, even though I now strongly suspect she's been in Joplin all this time, making up a tale for DOTY.
Amber is probably spending all her battery capacity trying to get signed up for that new free medical program the Kenyan has given us. There are rumors all over the innertube that it isn't actually free, but that's probably just racist trolls trying to make the Kenyan look bad.
If it's so bad, why are millions of people clogging up the website? It must be a really, really great program.
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Well, another Monday has gone and went.
If Doug still had a job, he'd be getting off work right about now.
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Well, another Monday has gone and went.
If Doug still had a job, he'd be getting off work right about now.
Remote in hand.
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For all the grief that remote has given him, he should have broght it home and framed the damn thing.
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For all the grief that remote has given him, he should have broght it home and framed the damn thing.
Anyone know how Dougies job is going?
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Anyone know how Dougies job is going?
You know, the two threads here, along with the DUmmie FUnnies, remain on top in the google search for the brain-damaged primitive. I wonder if that's destined to be a permanent state of affairs.
I suspect the brain-damaged primitive is now hanging around another message-board for malcontents somewhere, as he's learned the primitives on Skins's island don't care about him, despite all their former protestations of eternal friendship.
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You know, the two threads here, along with the DUmmie FUnnies, remain on top in the google search for the brain-damaged primitive. I wonder if that's destined to be a permanent state of affairs.
I suspect the brain-damaged primitive is now hanging around another message-board for malcontents somewhere, as he's learned the primitives on Skins's island don't care about him, despite all their former protestations of eternal friendship.
What a shame. Several have given the lad some good leads, and he continues to ignore them.
Once a DUmmie, always a DUmmie.
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For all the grief that remote has given him, he should have broght it home and framed the damn thing.
I'm pretty sure that someone like Doug has brought home lots of things from Gearhart Chevrolet.
Everything from hand tools to light bulbs to toilet paper because, damn it, he's underpaid.
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I'm pretty sure that someone like Doug has brought home lots of things from Gearhart Chevrolet.
Everything from hand tools to light bulbs to toilet paper because, damn it, he's underpaid.
Ya know, that's often been 'a bee in my bonnet', so to say. I was the office gal who was responsible for the office supplies and I hated seeing supplies swiped mainly at the first of the school season (this also included some LEOs).
But it happened in all the offices I worked in for 40 years. I occasionally accidentally took a pen and felt guilty :thatsright:
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Not a peep out of the little sneak.
Checked GD and LBN. Nothing.
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I just nadined "Gearhart Chevrolet" and one of our Doug Bulna threads showed up on the fifth page of results.
I'll bet our pal Doug is really proud of having such an internet presence, after being ignored, disrespected, put down, insulted, and underpaid for all his miserable life.
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I occasionally accidentally took a pen and felt guilty :thatsright:
Pens were constantly walking away from my desk. One day I opened the mail that had a stick pen sample and our company name printed on it....so I ordered a gross of them and would keep a supply of them in a coffee cup above my work station. :-)
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I just nadined "Gearhart Chevrolet" and one of our Doug Bulna threads showed up on the fifth page of results.
I'll bet our pal Doug is really proud of having such an internet presence, after being ignored, disrespected, put down, insulted, and underpaid for all his miserable life.
It's still the top item on the first page when one googles both versions of his real name, though.
Couldn't happen to a better person.
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So Gearhart Chevrolet has a new IT guy that actually knows what he is doing and doesn't sabotage Gearhart Chevrolet business.
I bet it is much nicer to work at Gearhart Chevrolet now that Doug Bulna is gone.
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So Gearhart Chevrolet has a new IT guy that actually knows what he is doing and doesn't sabotage Gearhart Chevrolet business.
I bet it is much nicer to work at Gearhart Chevrolet now that Doug Bulna is gone.
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Need details as I haven't seen this.
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Tried it on Bing & hits 3,4 &5 are CC and DU funnies.
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T minus 18! C'mon, Dougie, show your walrus-mustached mug!
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Pens were constantly walking away from my desk. One day I opened the mail that had a stick pen sample and our company name printed on it....so I ordered a gross of them and would keep a supply of them in a coffee cup above my work station. :-)
That gives me an idea.
"Stolen from Big Dog"
How much did you pay for a gross of stick pens?
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That gives me an idea.
"Stolen from Big Dog"
How much did you pay for a gross of stick pens?
That's awesome....no questions after that is there... :-)
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DainBramaged deleted his original thread, but it is forever here at CC.
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DainBramaged deleted his original thread, but it is forever here at CC.
No way.
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DainBramaged deleted his original thread, but it is forever here at CC.
Dude. When did that happen?
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Dude. When did that happen?
The campfire's still there; he deleted his original post the day he returned to work.
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Well well well. Here we are... almost a month and half done gone by... and shit hot system admin, doug bulna, has yet to tell the world if he got fired for stealing and hiding the customer lounge TV remote. One wonders, if Doug Bulna, shit hot system admin, has been fired?
Come on Doug Bulna, shit hot system admin, tell us!!!! Were you fired for stealing and hiding the customer lounge TV remote from your employer? Inquiring minds gotta know!!!!
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A person, about the same age, with the same screen name?
http://www.freerepublic.com/~dainbramaged/
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A person, about the same age, with the same screen name?
No, FReeper dainbramaged is not the same person as DUmmie DainBramaged. There's even another longtime FReeper with the screen name of Dain Bramage.
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No, FReeper dainbramaged is not the same person as DUmmie DainBramaged. There's even another longtime FReeper with the screen name of Dain Bramage.
I didn't see any duplicate posting styles, I just found it a little unusual.
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Well well well. Here we are... almost a month and half done gone by... and shit hot system admin, doug bulna, has yet to tell the world if he got fired for stealing and hiding the customer lounge TV remote. One wonders, if Doug Bulna, shit hot system admin, has been fired?
Come on Doug Bulna, shit hot system admin, tell us!!!! Were you fired for stealing and hiding the customer lounge TV remote from your employer? Inquiring minds gotta know!!!!
Given the circumstantial evidence, to wit:
1. He tried to delete the original thread
2. He has posted virtually nothing as DainBramaged at the DUmp since the incident occurred.
3. His picture was removed from the Gearheart Chevrolet staff listing.
4. The Gearheart Chevrolet website has undergone an overhaul since the incident occurred.
5. Frank's call to the dealership, asking to speak with him, and being told by a mechanic that he's not there anymore.
I think that's enough evidence to conclude that he was fired for this little stunt.
Doug, I know you're still reading this thread.
Congratulations!
You will now live in Conservative Cave and FreeRepublic infamy; your former screen name shall hereby be canonized along with Walldude and entered into our lexicon...
Henceforth when any DUer screws up his or her life by pulling some meaningless, childish political stunt, they shall be referred to as having been "DainBramaged"; or "Pulled a DainBramaged" or "Got Himself DainBramaged."
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I think that's enough evidence to conclude that he was fired for this little stunt.
I still believe that he was given the option to either retire or be fired. In any case, he's no longer an active employee.
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I'm in Charlotte to watch the NASCAR people burn fossil fuel and destroy the planet.
I hope Doug Bulna chokes on a spark plug.
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I'm in Charlotte to watch the NASCAR people burn fossil fuel and destroy the planet.
I hope Doug Bulna chokes on a spark plug.
Burn a gallon or two yourself and drop by the NASCAR museum while you're here.
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As we get near one thousand posts will the software take this better than a $630,000,000 government designed, implemented, and run web site or will it be a divide by 0 event?
T-3 and counting.
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Given the circumstantial evidence, to wit:
1. He tried to delete the original thread
2. He has posted virtually nothing as DainBramaged at the DUmp since the incident occurred.
3. His picture was removed from the Gearheart Chevrolet staff listing.
4. The Gearheart Chevrolet website has undergone an overhaul since the incident occurred.
5. Frank's call to the dealership, asking to speak with him, and being told by a mechanic that he's not there anymore.
I think that's enough evidence to conclude that he was fired for this little stunt.
I agree with you Gern. I just want Doug to come out of hiding and admit he screwed himself out of a sinecure.
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I agree with you Gern. I just want Doug to come out of hiding and admit he screwed himself out of a sinecure.
Same here.
And I can assure the brain-damaged primitive that if he does that, posting on this thread and GOBUCKS' other thread will immediately cease, and sooner or later both will evaporate from the first page of a google search.
But if the craven coward remains in hiding, unexplaining and unapologetic (to his fellow primitives; no need for the rectal aperture to apologize to us), well, I still intend to keep the two threads on the front page of the DUmpster until Thanksgiving Eve, when nominations for the Top DUmmies of 2013 begin.
As it stands now, I suspect the brain-damaged primitive is a shoo-in for one of the top DUmmie spots, and an even easier shoo-in for the Steven Dawes award, the "Steve."
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Woohoo!!!! The thread about Doug has made history!!!! 1000 replies!!!!
Way to go Doug!!!
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Woohoo!!!! The thread about Doug has made history!!!! 1000 replies!!!!
Way to go Doug!!!
Fame at last - Doug has certainly managed to find his 15 minutes.
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Fame at last - Doug has certainly managed to find his 15 minutes.
In descending order, top threads, "views":
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In descending order, top threads, "replies":
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Same here.
And I can assure the brain-damaged primitive that if he does that, posting on this thread and GOBUCKS' other thread will immediately cease, and sooner or later both will evaporate from the first page of a google search.
But if the craven coward remains in hiding, unexplaining and unapologetic (to his fellow primitives; no need for the rectal aperture to apologize to us), well, I still intend to keep the two threads on the front page of the DUmpster until Thanksgiving Eve, when nominations for the Top DUmmies of 2013 begin.
As it stands now, I suspect the brain-damaged primitive is a shoo-in for one of the top DUmmie spots, and an even easier shoo-in for the Steven Dawes award, the "Steve."
Hold on a minute.
Steve Dawes, with his 2 week campaign for Bellevue city council... again, might see his namesake award given to someone more worthy.
C'mon Steve. Answer this question:
Who is more worthy to receive the Steve Dawes award this year?
A) Steve Dawes
B) Not the brain damaged recluse
C) No other worthy candidates.
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This thread maybe Doug Bulna's biggest achievement.
Well played unemployed DUchebag, well played. Savor the defeat.
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Been thinking about it a little bit this evening folks... I will say I have to give Doug credit. He has disappeared from the Dump in an attempt to let the "heat", so to speak, die down. That has got to chafe his ample posterior.
Perky always gives credit where credit is due. I didn't think he had it in him. That is assuming that he still has access to the internet which I think he does.
Unfortunately for Doug, I don't think this is gonna die down until something else much bigger comes along or he fesses up.
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In descending order, top threads, "views":
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The way things are going it's possible that he'll end up with the highest total views, beating even the rules which are permanently stickied - if my mental arithmetic is right we're about 3/4 of the way there already.
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Might as well keep this one going, eh? :whistling:
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Wow, Patrick Kennedy and the Queen of Switzerland only got 174 views?
That was one nutty broad. Funny stuff.
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Wow, Patrick Kennedy and the Queen of Switzerland only got 174 views?
That was one nutty broad. Funny stuff.
Ask and ye shall receive . . .
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC5XCX6Cgz8[/youtube]
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Might as well keep this one going, eh? :whistling:
Until he comes clean, any respective employer will pull this up after any job application.
Honesty, dear Dougie-Poo can only help you.
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Until he comes clean, any respective employer will pull this up after any job application.
Honesty, dear Dougie-Poo can only help you.
C'mon, Doug . . . recognizing that you have a problem in the first place is the first step in overcoming that problem.
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C'mon, Doug . . . recognizing that you have a problem in the first place is the first step in overcoming that problem.
Unfortunately, when it comes to primitives who have problems, especially problems with attitude, as far as the primitive is concerned, they have no problem.....the rest of the world is the one with a problem.
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Unfortunately, when it comes to primitives who have problems, especially problems with attitude, as far as the primitive is concerned, they have no problem.....the rest of the world is the one with a problem.
Yes, and they are the problem.
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Well, I'm sick that Doug and Amber have disappeared from active posting.
The should not throw in the towel just because nadin is getting massive exposure due to her epic thread about Keef's carpetmuncher.
There's still a long way to go. Both of the Bobsey twins have built a solid base.
They just need to fire up some good storylines and keep at it.
Doug needs to talk about how his newfound fame has been received at Gearhart Chevrolet, and how it's transformed his miserable life.
Amber could detail Crystal Naydeen's correspondence, or more information on Dreamboat Dave, or how the other squaws are accepting her into the marijuana ring.
There's plenty of time, they just need to get busy.
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Well, I'm sick that Doug and Amber have disappeared from active posting.
The should not throw in the towel just because nadin is getting massive exposure due to her epic thread about Keef's carpetmuncher.
There's still a long way to go. Both of the Bobsey twins have built a solid base.
They just need to fire up some good storylines and keep at it.
Doug needs to talk about how his newfound fame has been received at Gearhart Chevrolet, and how it's transformed his miserable life.
Amber could detail Crystal Naydeen's correspondence, or more information on Dreamboat Dave, or how the other squaws are accepting her into the marijuana ring.
There's plenty of time, they just need to get busy.
Awesome.
:clap: :clap: :clap:
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I stand by my earlier prediction.
Doug will win DUmmy of the year. It's only fitting, IMO.
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I stand by my earlier prediction.
Doug will win DUmmy of the year. It's only fitting, IMO.
Not if he stays in hiding.
Remember, Doug's entire fame is based on a single thread. It was an epic thread, but nevertheless we should expect a hell of a lot more production out of a DOTY.
He has a terrific story to exploit, but if he stays DUmmied up, as it were, he's a top ten but no more.
As it stands, Amber should finish ahead of Doug.
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Amber would be unbeatable if she turned up in a shallow grave. Her future adventures are limited anyway, so why not?
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I dunno.
It's not a rule that a primitive has to be consistent all year long, to win a Top DUmmie award.
A one-time really spectacular deal such as the brain-damaged primitive's blowout would be worth one of them, somewhere in the top ten, even the top DUmmie.
We'll see; I'm sure however the brain-damaged primitive's a "lock" for the Steven Dawes award, the primitive who made the biggest idiot of himself during the year.
He's not real prominent, but I'm boosting Skippy from New York City for at least one of the top ten; I don't care which, just so long as he's in the top ten.
The second ten of the top DUmmies get one award, all lumped together; each of the first ten of the top DUmmies gets his own specialized individual award.
<<<writes the awards.
If Skippy makes it into the top ten, I have the sense that's going to be the best award I write, a literary masterpiece, perhaps the best one I've ever written. It'd be so mockingly acidic that the screen on his computer monitor will melt as he reads it.
Also, I think the cooking and baking primitives deserve to be in the top ten.
But as for the main one, the top winner, I don't care, and haven't made up my mind yet--there's still 43 more days to go until nominations start.
My best guess is that the Taverner primitive once again will be top-ranked, but not the top DUmmie; something second, third, or fourth. He goes good, but he doesn't have what it takes, to speed up in the last lap.
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I dunno.
It's not a rule that a primitive has to be consistent all year long, to win a Top DUmmie award.
A one-time really spectacular deal such as the brain-damaged primitive's blowout would be worth one of them, somewhere in the top ten, even the top DUmmie.
We'll see; I'm sure however the brain-damaged primitive's a "lock" for the Steven Dawes award, the primitive who made the biggest idiot of himself during the year.
He's not real prominent, but I'm boosting Skippy from New York City for at least one of the top ten; I don't care which, just so long as he's in the top ten.
The second ten of the top DUmmies get one award, all lumped together; each of the first ten of the top DUmmies gets his own specialized individual award.
<<<writes the awards.
If Skippy makes it into the top ten, I have the sense that's going to be the best award I write, a literary masterpiece, perhaps the best one I've ever written. It'd be so mockingly acidic that the screen on his computer monitor will melt as he reads it.
Also, I think the cooking and baking primitives deserve to be in the top ten.
But as for the main one, the top winner, I don't care, and haven't made up my mind yet--there's still 43 more days to go until nominations start.
My best guess is that the Taverner primitive once again will be top-ranked, but not the top DUmmie; something second, third, or fourth. He goes good, but he doesn't have what it takes, to speed up in the last lap.
A question, coach. Will we be able to nominate/vote the cooking and baking primitives in as a group? Maybe it's been answered before, and I just missed it. Without taking the time to look back, I seem to remember a different group in the running last year or the year before.
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A question, coach. Will we be able to nominate/vote the cooking and baking primitives in as a group? Maybe it's been answered before, and I just missed it. Without taking the time to look back, I seem to remember a different group in the running last year or the year before.
Yes, groups of primitives--either formal or informal groups--are eligible for nomination.
You're thinking of the Barack 0bama primitives that won an award about three, four, years ago.
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Yes, groups of primitives--either formal or informal groups--are eligible for nomination.
There should be a category for The Bullies.
They've been more entertaining than the BHO group ever was.
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Yes, groups of primitives--either formal or informal groups--are eligible for nomination.
You're thinking of the Barack 0bama primitives that won an award about three, four, years ago.
I am going to nominate all DUmmies who have bunny, rabbit, hare, or anything rabbit related in their names.
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There should be a category for The Bullies.
They've been more entertaining than the BHO group ever was.
Well, I said "informal group" too; if ones wishes to nominate, for example, "all the primitives who tried, and failed, to teach the oblate spheroid some manners and courtesy," that'd be acceptable.
And I believe "the bullies" won one spot one year, but in the second ten of the top DUmmies, and so were merely listed rather than written about.
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I think wallduded should be replaced...Doug's earned it.
Cindie
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I think wallduded should be replaced...Doug's earned it.
Cindie
Dougduded?
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I think wallduded should be replaced...Doug's earned it.
Cindie
Someone does something that in their mind is so small and trivial and yet turns out to be a major pooch screwing, deserves to be recognized. Walldude is such a case. It may be his only accomplishment in his pitiful little life but it is his claim to fame. We shouldn't deny him his accolades.
There are plenty of boasts over the years where some drek DUmmy will post a bouncy of how they changed the channel from Faux news to PMSNBC at the auto repair, Dr. office, diner/pub or any place with a TV. We could honor Doug Bulna by calling these acts Dougied, as in he Dougied the TV at Faux News studio.
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Walldude is, I think, the only lunatic whose name has become a verb.
The honor is forever his.
He carved it in stone when he returned to the DUmp to describe his self-inflicted catastrophe.
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There are plenty of boasts over the years where some drek DUmmy will post a bouncy of how they changed the channel from Faux news to PMSNBC at the auto repair, Dr. office, diner/pub or any place with a TV. We could honor Doug Bulna by calling these acts Dougied, as in he Dougied the TV at Faux News studio.
I agree; leave "walldude" alone, and apply something pertaining to the brain-damaged primitive when describing a primitive changing television channels.
But not "doing a Dougie," please; something better.
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I agree; leave "walldude" alone, and apply something pertaining to the brain-damaged primitive when describing a primitive changing television channels.
But not "doing a Dougie," please; something better.
You're right. Let's save that term for a #2.
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You're right. Let's save that term for a #2.
"Being a Bulna," while not great, is better.
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"Being a Bulna," while not great, is better.
That's a bunch of Bulnaschit.
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That's a bunch of Bulnaschit. :pokingpoop:
heh.
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Is Obama in the running for DOTY?......well, he should be. He has everything, stupidity, left leaning to the point of laying down and sometimes his comic stupidity is only upstaged by Joe Biden.
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Is Obama in the running for DOTY?......well, he should be. He has everything, stupidity, left leaning to the point of laying down and sometimes his comic stupidity is only upstaged by Joe Biden.
At least Biden can be unintentionally funny.
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At least Biden can be unintentionally funny.
Plugs is one of the stupidest people in government, outside of Sheila Jackson Lee and the Guam tipover guy.
The jug-eared muslim is is evil and calculating, but far, far from stupid.
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At least Biden can be unintentionally funny.
Biden was kept busy during the shutdown by chasing squirrels in Michelle's garden.
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Biden was kept busy during the shutdown by chasing squirrels in Michelle's garden.
Yeah--see how good that worked out! ::)
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I thought Slo-Joe was sent out to find the TV remote? :???:
Gearhart probably threw his sorry ass out, too.
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Plugs is one of the stupidest people in government, outside of Sheila Jackson Lee and the Guam tipover guy.
The jug-eared muslim is is evil and calculating, but far, far from stupid.
Unfortunately you are correct. The Marxist is intelligent.
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Unfortunately you are correct. The Marxist is intelligent.
It makes him look smarter that he really is when his minions are DUmmies.
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Plugs is one of the stupidest people in government, outside of Sheila Jackson Lee and the Guam tipover guy.
The jug-eared muslim is is evil and calculating, but far, far from stupid.
obozo is clever and street smart. He can see how allowing his handlers to manipulate him led to the White House and continues his gravy train. His ability to reason consists of a rat's: "perform task, get food."
But he is not intelligent. He will go down in history as the stupidest person ever to make his way to the job. The NY Giants of presidents. The Chauncey Gardener of presidents.
Right guy, right speech writers, right skin color, right time.
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It makes him look smarter that he really is when his minions are DUmmies.
Valerie Jarrett is his brain.
edit sp
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Valerie Jarred is his brain.
After the lobotomy.
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I was relieved to hear the jug-eared Kenyan announce today that he's summoned the best and brightest to work on his botched website, though they will be limited to twenty-nine hours per week.
I took that to mean our buddy Doug Bulna has at least a part-time job.
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OK, I don't have time to go through 70 pages here. What was the update to this?
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OK, I don't have time to go through 70 pages here. What was the update to this?
In a nutshell:
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll191/legalgator78/DiabeetusCat.jpg)
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It would be sort of nice if Doug showed up at the DUmp Lounge with photos of his trick-or-treat outfit.
If he needs to go cheap, he could just carry some insulin vials and call himself Wilford Brimley.
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I'm concerned about how this democrat healthcare fiasco is affecting Doug Bulna.
Assuming the walldude went through and he's unemployed, there's no way he could keep up COBRA payments.
As a white guy, he probably can't get on Medicaid, and he's too young for Medicare.
So he'll probably have to start putting the hand tools and car parts he's brought home from his former employer on eBay, just to pay bloated premiums on the jug-eared muslim's useless Brass plan.
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I'm concerned about how this democrat healthcare fiasco is affecting Doug Bulna.
Is there any kind of upkeep that goes along with having a glass eye?
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I bet Doug will really wish that he was not on the individual market right now and soaking up some of that evil corporate employer health insurance.
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Is there any kind of upkeep that goes along with having a glass eye?
Windex.
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Is there any kind of upkeep that goes along with having a glass eye?
Clean it. I mail mine in for a "see check", every six months.
BTW, they're acrylic plastic, not glass.
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Windex.
Not under the cACA Obama HellCare. Now you get a paper patch and a rubber band.
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Clean it. I mail mine in for a "see check", every six months.
BTW, they're acrylic plastic, not glass.
That would be a little freaky if it went to the wrong address. Kind of have a whole van Gogh vibe to it.
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That would be a little freaky if it went to the wrong address. Kind of have a whole van Gogh vibe to it.
Nah, I can see where it's going. :whistling:
:lmao:
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Hey, Doug! Are ya still reading this?
It seems you are still unemployed. If you had gotten a new job, you would have posted how it was so much better than the one you had before (but we would know you are LYING).
Ya know its gonna get cold in Jersey. Time to get off your but, swallow your pride and take the fry clerk position at Mickey D's. Come on. How much moping can one guy do. Look at all the seasonal employment about to open up. Beggars can't be choosers. Man up and take a job or two.
This helpful advice was brought to you as a public service by "The Friends of Doug." (not affiliated with the Friends of Steve Dawes.)
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Nah, I can see where it's going. :whistling:
:lmao:
:rotf: tears. H5. :rotf:
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Hey, Doug! Are ya still reading this?
It seems you are still unemployed. If you had gotten a new job, you would have posted how it was so much better than the one you had before (but we would know you are LYING).
Ya know its gonna get cold in Jersey. Time to get off your but, swallow your pride and take the fry clerk position at Mickey D's. Come on. How much moping can one guy do. Look at all the seasonal employment about to open up. Beggars can't be choosers. Man up and take a job or two.
This helpful advice was brought to you as a public service by "The Friends of Doug." (not affiliated with the Friends of Steve Dawes.)
Doug Bulna, sweeping the parking lot.
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I miss the days when girls wore skirts to dances.
I'd glue a spare to the toe of my shoe. :whistling:
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Nah, I can see where it's going. :whistling:
:lmao:
HOLY COW I CANT BREATH..... :rotf: HI5
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Clean it. I mail mine in for a "see check", every six months.
BTW, they're acrylic plastic, not glass.
So..........my Uncle got his eye shot out as a kid, another kid was shooting a BB gun at a train, it ricocheted with precision. He had glass/acrylic eyes from the time he was 12. I guess they need resizing, as he had several. When he died, my grandparents kept his "eyes" and I recovered the box of about 7 or so eyes when I cleaned up the debris that used to be their house on the gulf coast after Katrina. I have no clue what to do with em, but I am stuck with them now. Ideas? Anyone?
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So..........my Uncle got his eye shot out as a kid, another kid was shooting a BB gun at a train, it ricocheted with precision. He had glass/acrylic eyes from the time he was 12. I guess they need resizing, as he had several. When he died, my grandparents kept his "eyes" and I recovered the box of about 7 or so eyes when I cleaned up the debris that used to be their house on the gulf coast after Katrina. I have no clue what to do with em, but I am stuck with them now. Ideas? Anyone?
Glue them to the eaves of the house.
You can keep watch over everything. :-)
To be honest, no. If they're the fitted variety, that's it.
You can always use them to spook the crap out of the kids tomorrow night. :panic:
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Glue them to the eaves of the house.
You can keep watch over everything. :-)
To be honest, no. If they're the fitted variety, that's it.
You can always use them to spook the crap out of the kids tomorrow night. :panic:
Tots wont be home ....but I will. Good Idea about the "spooking the kids" might have to digem out and have some fun with the kids
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Glue them to the eaves of the house.
You can keep watch over everything. :-)
To be honest, no. If they're the fitted variety, that's it.
You can always use them to spook the crap out of the kids tomorrow night. :panic:
Hmmmmm....good ideas, best I could think of was making em into a bracelet. :-) It's pretty nifty to see how the technology changed over the years, He lost his eye in the late 40's, and replaced them up to the mid 80's. I am now "The keeper of the eyes."
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Tots wont be home ....but I will. Good Idea about the "spooking the kids" might have to digem out and have some fun with the kids
A little stick-em putty, and you can put one in the middle of your forehead.
Hmmmmm....good ideas, best I could think of was making em into a bracelet. :-) It's pretty nifty to see how the technology changed over the years, He lost his eye in the late 40's, and replaced them up to the mid 80's. I am now "The keeper of the eyes."
We watch you, always, we watch you.
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Glass eyes would be great for the trick part of trick or treat.
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Glass eyes would be great for the trick part of trick or treat.
I would never do such a thing. Nope. O-)
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Since Halloween is tomorrow, I thought we might want to get the word out in Doug's area, in case someone has spotted him. I thought we should get a few posters out there to help people identify him.
(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/lostdog_zps3578474a.jpg)(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/missing_zps57c6bb52.jpg)
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rotf: :rotf: joo bez bad boy!!!!
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The one on the right, has recently been castrated, too. :-)
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The one on the right, has recently been castrated, too. :-)
:lmao:
I only had so much room, and you've got to choose your battles. :-)
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:lmao: :rotf: :rofl: TOO FUNNY!!!
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Anybody heard if DainBramaged (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large) /
Doug Bulna (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large) / Douglas Bulna (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large) / Douglas C. Bulna (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large) of Gearhart Chevrolet has sought help to fix his life? I'm worried about the poor man and the following trademark he created:
(http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large)
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What is the good staff of Gearhart Chevrolet Feeling about a Doug Bulna free workplace?
A) Looking forward to go to work everyday.
B) Super happy to go to work everyday.
C) Ecstatic to go to work everyday.
D) All of the above.
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What is the good staff of Gearhart Chevrolet Feeling about a Doug Bulna free workplace?
A) Looking forward to go to work everyday.
B) Super happy to go to work everyday.
C) Ecstatic to go to work everyday.
D) All of the above.
Well, one thing's for sure.
At least the male employees can use the men's room before noon now.
Walrus-face used to sit on the commode on company time--rather than doing that personal business at home, on his own time--stinking it up pretty good, rendering it unusable for others for some hours.
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What is the good staff of Gearhart Chevrolet Feeling about a Doug Bulna free workplace?
A) Looking forward to go to work everyday.
B) Super happy to go to work everyday.
C) Ecstatic to go to work everyday.
D) All of the above.
Must be all of the above. I wonder what his colleagues thought of him.
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I know I have been slacking these last twenty pages or so- but I really really want to see this get to 100 pages.
So- STOP ****ING OFF!
and here are boobiez:
(http://www.janigamds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Sheet-Photo_Breast-Aug.jpg)
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Don't want this to get towed to the Short Bus. :whistling:
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Don't want this to get towed to the Short Bus. :whistling:
Here, these dougies should make it safe for work:
(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/380867c4-85e2-4255-9b69-06e0a1399c75_zpsa5c3a65d.jpg)
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Here, these dougies should make it safe for work:
(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/380867c4-85e2-4255-9b69-06e0a1399c75_zpsa5c3a65d.jpg)
OH!!! Now that's just plain mean.
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^Such beauty, blighted.
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Doug should be thanking me. That's probably the closest he's been to a breast in many years.
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Doug should be thanking me. That's probably the closest he's been to a breast in many years.
H5!
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I will never understand how anyone can allow themselves to look like Doug.
A little soap, a razor, and a haircut, and he could pass for a normal person.
Of course he'd still be an obnoxious lunatic, but his appearance could be normal.
As it is, his appearance is as offensive as his personality, and that has to make his life more difficult than it need be.
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Yoo Hoo. Can dougie come out and play?
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I will never understand how anyone can allow themselves to look like Doug.
A little soap, a razor, and a haircut, and he could pass for a normal person.
Of course he'd still be an obnoxious lunatic, but his appearance could be normal.
As it is, his appearance is as offensive as his personality, and that has to make his life more difficult than it need be.
You know, I wonder if the matter of his personal appearance was ever an issue at work.
I mean, it's a car dealership, and looks to be a pretty impressive one.
If I were the owner of such a business, even if an employee had nothing to do with selling cars, I'd still demand that he look and act like someone somebody'd buy a used car from.
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You know, I wonder if the matter of his personal appearance was ever an issue at work.
I mean, it's a car dealership, and looks to be a pretty impressive one.
If I were the owner of such a business, even if an employee had nothing to do with selling cars, I'd still demand that he look and act like someone somebody'd buy a used car from.
Maybe he felt that he would buy a used car from someone who looked like him. (Problem is, no one else would.)
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You know, I wonder if the matter of his personal appearance was ever an issue at work.
I mean, it's a car dealership, and looks to be a pretty impressive one.
If I were the owner of such a business, even if an employee had nothing to do with selling cars, I'd still demand that he look and act like someone somebody'd buy a used car from.
Beyond how that office had to smell between the various half empty junk food containers and his little vermin friend crapping all over the place.
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Doug Bulna, probable former employee of Gearhart Chevrolet, hasn't been seen today.
Perhaps the DUmp has fired his fat ass, too.
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I will never understand how anyone can allow themselves to look like Doug.
A little soap, a razor, and a haircut, and he could pass for a normal person.
That applies in spades to the Bellevue fat guy.
Shaving off that absurd neck beard, getting a nice tapered haircut with white sidewalls, cleaning up, and dressing neat would make his life so much easier.
Sloppy fat guys can make themselves look sort of presentable.
The late Jackie Gleason, Gov. Chris Christie...well, I can't think of others, but they're out there, make an effort to look reasonably normal and are rewarded.
There's no excuse for looking like Steve Dawes or Doug Bulna.
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I will never understand how anyone can allow themselves to look like Doug.
A little soap, a razor, and a haircut, and he could pass for a normal person.
Of course he'd still be an obnoxious lunatic, but his appearance could be normal.
As it is, his appearance is as offensive as his personality, and that has to make his life more difficult than it need be.
IMO, it is the inherent laziness of the DUchebags.
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What's the use, DainBramaged? The word is getting out about Barry Funemployment Manchild O'Threeputt no matter what you do to try and hide it.
Hey DainBramaged, if you like your plan, you can keep your plan. :rotf: Idiot.
Stupid, stupid democrats fell for that one, big time.
My God, those people are stupid.
They're not only stupid but also criminally insane.
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What's the use, DainBramaged? The word is getting out about Barry Funemployment Manchild O'Threeputt no matter what you do to try and hide it.
Hey DainBramaged, if you like your plan, you can keep your plan. :rotf: Idiot.
Stupid, stupid democrats fell for that one, big time.
My God, those people are stupid.
They are nuts and dangerous! :mental:
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Was the remote that Doug Bulna hid ever found?
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Was the remote that Doug Bulna hid ever found?
I think someone should stop by his former employer to ask. Or someone should call to see if they have Prince Albert in a can.
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Or someone should call to see if they have Prince Albert in a can.
No, but they have Doug Bulna on ice.
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No, but they have Doug Bulna on ice.
You know, this whole thing is ridiculous, and there's only one person on whom it can be blamed.
If the brain-damaged primitive had shown up on Skins's island the day after Labor Day and explained things to the primitives, also apologizing to them for always having been such a rectal aperture, this whole thing would've been long ago dead and buried.
That's all he had to do, and several weeks ago we all would've moved on.
That this continues to drag on is his own damned fault.
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I know I have been slacking these last twenty pages or so- but I really really want to see this get to 100 pages.
My settings are to show 25 responses per page, so I'm only on page 44 as of now. But I still want to see this get to 100 pages, or 2500 posts. :-)
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My settings are to show 25 responses per page, so I'm only on page 44 as of now. But I still want to see this get to 100 pages, or 2500 posts. :-)
As long as Doug Bulna, formerly of Gearhart Chevrolet, shirks his admission of guilt, it may get there.
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As long as Doug Bulna, formerly of Gearhart Chevrolet, shirks his admission of guilt, it may get there.
As long as I keep getting ads on other websites for Gearhart Chevrolet, I'll always think of this thread.
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As long as I keep getting ads on other websites for Gearhart Chevrolet, I'll always think of this thread.
You should talk to Texas Toast about that. He could fix you right up.
OAN, I have another question was DUchebag dainbramaged charged out of his end pay for the remote or the entire replacement TV?
I'd have hit him with a replacement and installation costs.
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Thread. Must. Not. DIE.
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Thread. Must. Not. DIE.
[youtube=425,350]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J1FmJzuhPU[/youtube]
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I think someone should stop by his former employer to ask. Or someone should call to see if they have Prince Albert in a can.
Or see if their refrigerator is running, with the remote Doug Bulna stole in the freezer.
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Or see if their refrigerator is running, with the remote Doug Bulna stole in the freezer.
Shhhh, that's where Doug Bulna is stashed.
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What was DainBramaged thinking? The remote could change the channel to CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, Current TV, etc. and he was worried about FOX News Channel. Talk about petty and narrow minded! Typical of leftists. :mental:
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What was DainBramaged thinking? The remote could change the channel to CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, Current TV, etc. and he was worried about FOX News Channel. Talk about petty and narrow minded! Typical of leftists. :mental:
Leftists are never really for anything. Leftists are always against something. IMHO, this is why statism always fails. It is why Obama is failing. All the leftists/communists/fascists/socialists/progressivists know is DESTRUCTION. All their little minds can do is complain that what others have done is not enough. Just a bunch of Dunning Kruger.
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I'm still wondering if Doug Bulna, shit hot system admin, is still alive, homeless, etc. Has he retired? Has he found another job as a shit hot system admin in a car dealership? Is he unemployed?
Come on, Doug Bulna!!! Inquiring minds want to know.
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I'm still wondering if Doug Bulna, shit hot system admin, is still alive, homeless, etc. Has he retired? Has he found another job as a shit hot system admin in a car dealership? Is he unemployed?
Come on, Doug Bulna!!! Inquiring minds want to know.
He went to Tuscon and met the woman of his dreams. But he still hasn't left his lyin ways.
(He told her he was an Indian.)
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He went to Tuscon and met the woman of his dreams. But he still hasn't left his lyin ways.
(He told her he was an Indian.)
Dammit Mr. Mannn!!!! You owe me a laptop!!!! Coffee all over it.
H5 for making me LOL!!!!!
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He went to Tuscon and met the woman of his dreams. But he still hasn't left his lyin ways.
(He told her he was an Indian.)
I wonder if there are any cigar stores around that still have a wooden Indian out front.
They used to be nearly as common as barber poles.
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The fun...it never ends. :-)
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The fun...it never ends. :-)
No, it doesn't! :whistling: O-)
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Maybe the reason we haven't seen dougiepoo is more simple that we expected.
I'll bet people call the authorities every time Doug starts blubbering. He like a hunted man now.
I hear Sea World employees are scouring New Jersey for a rogue walrus.
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Maybe the reason we haven't seen dougiepoo is more simple that we expected.
I'll bet people call the authorities every time Doug starts blubbering. He like a hunted man now.
I hear Sea World employees are scouring New Jersey for a rogue walrus.
Now that it's starting to get cold, check the manholes where the steam vents.
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Now that it's starting to get cold, check the manholes where the steam vents.
Yeah, the one that isn't venting has Doug's blubbery hide stopping it up.
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If Gearhart Chevrolet has asked Doug Bulna to vacate his sys admin position, more power to them.
A fine company such as that, doesn't need a sneak, to force his own political views on customers and fellow employees.
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We need someone to do a driveby of said car company and post photos.
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We need someone to do a driveby of said car company and post photos.
That would be nice, however, involving Gearhart Chevrolet, in regards to Doug Bulna, wouldn't be proper.
They may have well disposed of the sneak, and really can't be held accountable for his thieving ways.
I'm of the opinion that Gearhart Chevrolet should be lauded for their action, and not drug further into Doug Bulna's shenanigans.
Doug Bulna's actions reflected poorly on a fine company, and they may have taken appropriate measures.
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.....Doug Bulna's actions reflected poorly on a fine company, and they may have taken appropriate measures.
They did.
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They did.
Then Gearhart Chevrolet should be commended for their decision to rid themselves of a problem.
Doug Bulna seems to have proven to be a liability and a detriment to their business.
Good for them, good for their future customers.
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With so many DUmmies worrying about the banhammer (while nadin chortles), it's becoming tough to keep these threads from sinking.
I guess that's normal after nearly three months. But you gotta admit this was an epic wallduding.
You have to be world-class stupid to get yourself in Doug's position.
And even world-class stupider to agree with what he did:
Response to DainBramaged (Original post)
Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:16 PM
CaliforniaPeggy (106,667 posts)
1. That was an excellent move, my dear DainBramaged!
It's a bad idea to take advice from a fool.
Especially one with a perpetually gaping mouth.
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With so many DUmmies worrying about the banhammer (while nadin chortles), it's becoming tough to keep these threads from sinking.
I guess that's normal after nearly three months. But you gotta admit this was an epic wallduding.
You have to be world-class stupid to get yourself in Doug's position.
And even world-class stupider to agree with what he did:
It's a bad idea to take advice from a fool.
Especially one with a perpetually gaping mouth.
Oh, but this thread, and the other one, aren't forgotten; they'll continue on the front page of the DUmpster until Thanksgiving Eve at least.
It's just that over the past several days, other primitives, other events, have overshadowed walrus-face and his fate--including the definitive word that yes, he was fired--and so this and the other thread sort of slipped behind.
As soon as Skins's island calms down again, I'm sure these will be back to their usual momentum.
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Any sightings of the Great Walrus?
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It's a bad idea to take advice from a fool.
Especially one with a perpetually gaping mouth.
That's the talent that his husband most admired about him.
I wonder if he still feels the same way after his heart attack when the first thing calpig did in lieu of calling EMS was to get on DU and announce that he was knocking on deaths door?
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I wonder if there are any cigar stores around that still have a wooden Indian out front.
They used to be nearly as common as barber poles.
There's an awesome breakfast place called Parker's Maple Barn in Mason, NH that has one in its lobby. My GF's kids like it because every time we go there I say "Mornin' Tecumsah" and give him an atta boy on the shoulder.
They get a kick out of that.
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Any sightings of the Great Walrus?
Nope. He's up to something he doesn't want us to know about.
As I said, Skins's island leaks like a sieve.
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Nope. He's up to something he doesn't want us to know about.
As I said, Skins's island leaks like a sieve.
I'm sure whatever he's up to will go as well as the "Great Remote Control Heist."
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This thread has now passed 40,000 views, the most viewed thread of all time (the rules, thus permanently at the top) has about 45,000...looks like our good friend could become the most viewed man on the site - true immortality.
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Any sightings of the Great Walrus?
I thought I saw him on TV. Then I realized I was watching Mythbusters.
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I thought I saw him on TV. Then I realized I was watching Mythbusters.
The thought of Doug Bulna with a beret is as bad as Socialist Steve Dawes wearing a naval officers cap with a US Army Class A uniform with a CIB.
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This thread has now passed 40,000 views, the most viewed thread of all time (the rules, thus permanently at the top) has about 45,000...looks like our good friend could become the most viewed man on the site - true immortality.
Wow, that would be better than Christmas for the bashful walrus!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-E_S0cp-1es/TQo35ncQnKI/AAAAAAAAD9I/HG1sTZEOqEc/s1600/ChristmasWalrus.jpg)
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I wonder if he still feels the same way after his heart attack when the first thing calpig did in lieu of calling EMS was to get on DU and announce that he was knocking on deaths door?
But Mr. CalPig's heart attack was an ordeal that was worth the pain.
As he lay on the floor gasping for breath, the CalPig found inspiration.
The result was her immortal DUmp masterpiece "Blink, Blink, Blink, Blink" :
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-27-10 02:17 AM
Original message
Newest Poem: Intensive Care
Paramedic red
battering at the night
someone’s bleeding
heart attacking
or stroking
out
Red lights
blink blink blink blink
shiny truck gleaming
run to the bedside
asystole on the monitor
quick with the crash cart
start CPR
where’s respiratory
I need help in here
oh god don’t let him die
don’t let me **** up
no time to think
where’s the back board
flatten the bed
open the airway
oh thank god there’s respiratory
at last
and the ER doc
OK
saved the life
time to mop up
get the chart
document document document
paramedic red
took me
back
tonight
Remember this is a copyrighted work. You may read it aloud for the enjoyment of friends and neighbors, provided you do not charge them for the reading.
Any other use of the pictures, descriptions, or accounts of this poem, without the express written consent of Major League Baseball, is prohibited.
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-27-10 02:17 AM
Original message
Newest Poem: Intensive Care
Paramedic red
battering at the night
someone’s bleeding
heart attacking
or stroking
out
Red lights
blink blink blink blink
shiny truck gleaming
run to the bedside
asystole on the monitor
quick with the crash cart
start CPR
where’s respiratory
I need help in here
oh god don’t let him die
don’t let me **** up
no time to think
where’s the back board
flatten the bed
open the airway
oh thank god there’s respiratory
at last
and the ER doc
OK
saved the life
time to mop up
get the chart
document document document
paramedic red
took me
back
tonight
That isn't a poem, that is someone on LSD writing about... something.
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Ralph clued me in on how to properly insert images.
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh313/mickyled/walrus.jpg)
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Still rooting around, looking for Doug.
I did find this ---> http://www.democraticunderground.com/1093654 from last June.
Thu Jun 20, 2013, 01:51 PM
Star Member DainBramaged (39,133 posts)
Building a soda bottle garden
He probably pilfered the bottles from the employee break room refrigerator.
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI-tkIXqHBw[/youtube]
I am the WALRUS!!!!!
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Still rooting around, looking for Doug.
I did find this ---> http://www.democraticunderground.com/1093654 from last June.He probably pilfered the bottles from the employee break room refrigerator.
First I have to say I book marked this novel way to grow plants an if it does indeed work as the DIY man says, then I wonder how he came up with the idea. I wonder how this will work with small bottles of say 16 once bottles of soda in a kitchen window facing south in the winter.
I have a gardening black thumb, only time I plant anything that comes up as expected is by accident. I have tried to plant herbs in the past and could not get anything to grow except chives.
Now to Dutch and the Walrus tune, every time I hear this tune for the last 30+ years I have tried to decode what the song is about. Is it the Walrus feeds on baby clams ???? The egg man sells unborn eggs, of the chicken, could this tune be about pedophilia in some odd way ????
Heard an odd story about dance music back in the early 80's that some bands incorporate the beat of their recordings into the beat of the human heart having sex. What was that song men put on when they wished to incite a woman into sex------- Revells something that started slow and climaxed in a frenzy.
Subliminal messages we get every day from ads and music. One new Years Eve we were at dance club and that Crow Singer was put on by the DJ's. Half the club got up to dance and I wondered why none had listened to the lyrics, they half or full stoned were moving to the beat not understanding they were dancing to a Lesbo song, but I am sure some of the message got though to some of the people.
Now to Skul, One is not pilfering or stealing what has been thrown out or discarded. My work allowed an employee to go through their garbage and take the redeemable cans and bottles for them to profit on it. Along comes others that got to the trash ahead of the employee and collect them for themselves.
Darn one would think there was a claim jumper in the mix. Just 20 soda cans was worth a Dollar, wow what a ruckus. all this saved the company from the weight charge to cart off the rubbish and the company just allowed their employees to work it out themselves.
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We're talking Doug Bulna here, Vesta.
One that has freely admitted to pilfering and hiding other peoples property.
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We're talking Doug Bulna here, Vesta.
One that has freely admitted to pilfering and hiding other peoples property.
Exactly.
Just trying to keep this on the first page, that's all.
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Exactly.
Just trying to keep this on the first page, that's all.
What a pity (for Douggie) that threads can't be hidden up in the rafters...
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Do your think that his former employer took out the cost of a universal remote out of Doug Bulna's last check?
I know I would.
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This thread has some associated bonuses. One is that other DUmmies won't learn from Doug's failures, no matter how much publicity Doug gets.
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What was DainBramaged thinking? The remote could change the channel to CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, Current TV, etc. and he was worried about FOX News Channel. Talk about petty and narrow minded! Typical of leftists. :mental:
Well we are talkin' about a brain damaged leftist! The guy couldn't find his as with BOTH hands!
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So any news on Mr. Brain Damaged?
I ask because I care. I care that this thread beats the Rules thread count.
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So any news on Mr. Brain Damaged?
I ask because I care. I care that this thread beats the Rules thread count.
I was visiting the DUmp earlier. No sign of the walrus.
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I'm thinking we should have a lottery on how long it takes for Walrus face to show up at the DUmp after Thanksgiving.
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I'm thinking we should have a lottery on how long it takes for Walrus face to show up at the DUmp after Thanksgiving.
I see him showing up after the new year begins. Probably around Valentines Day.
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We're talking Doug Bulna here, Vesta.
One that has freely admitted to pilfering and hiding other peoples property.
That is really bad what DainBramaged did. I have to wonder if he had been doing this many times before.
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DainBramaged (39,133 posts)
318. The FAUX defenders still at it huh?
We have scratched a raw nerve and no ammout of excuses will put them back in sleeper mode.
They can bitch and moan all day long, but on private property when we have the remote, WE are in control.
**** FAUX.
Who's in control of the remote as of today, I wonder?
:rofl:
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but on private property when we have the remote, WE are in control.
But it's not your property, Doug.
I was in an automotive waiting room recently, getting my car inspection done. I picked up the remote, and changed it to Fox. (I asked the only other person in there, a soldier, if he minded). I thought of you, Doug.
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But it's not your property, Doug.
I was in an automotive waiting room recently, getting my car inspection done. I picked up the remote, and changed it to Fox. (I asked the only other person in there, a soldier, if he minded). I thought of you, Doug.
Doug's does dumpmonkiez...
Say, what's Dougie doing for Thanksgiving?
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Doug's does dumpmonkiez...
Say, what's Dougie doing for Thanksgiving?
I'm guessing he's got two choices, if he's not in jail or a psychiatric ward.
With his adult daughter, who cares about him, or at home alone, dining upon canned corn, canned peas, canned beans, from the neighborhood food pantry.
<<<bets he hasn't been invited to the company Christmas party.
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I might be imposed upon to invite Doug to a thanksgiving dinner. Not mine of course.
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I might be imposed upon to invite Doug to a thanksgiving dinner. Not mine of course.
That would be a hell of a prank. Give him the address for a house down the street.
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That would be a hell of a prank. Give him the address for a house down the street.
The house being in a solid red district, let him start his anti conservative bullshit and see what happens. It's a good thing for him that both Christie and himself are gun grabbers and that NJ is basically unarmed.
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The house being in a solid red district, let him start his anti conservative bullshit and see what happens. It's a good thing for him that both Christie and himself are gun grabbers and that NJ is basically unarmed.
Well now, if you had the brain-damaged primitive over for Thanksgiving, as an act of charity and compassion, of course, what would you serve, and who else would you have there?
I'll have to give it some thought myself, but there's still five more days for this thread.
I do know for a certainty I'd have to have others here, to lean on, to provide the social intercourse (hey, I'm providing the meal; why should I do everything?), and so while I'd be loath to have decent and civilized people exposed to primitives who don't know their manners, I'm sure I could think of at least a couple other primitives I could have around too. But they'd have to be primitives who can get along with walrus-face.
Getting along with franksolich is no problem.
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Well now, if you had the brain-damaged primitive over for Thanksgiving, as an act of charity and compassion, of course, what would you serve, and who else would you have there?
I'll have to give it some thought myself, but there's still five more days for this thread.
I do know for a certainty I'd have to have others here, to lean on, to provide the social intercourse (hey, I'm providing the meal; why should I do everything?), and so while I'd be loath to have decent and civilized people exposed to primitives who don't know their manners, I'm sure I could think of at least a couple other primitives I could have around too. But they'd have to be primitives who can get along with walrus-face.
Getting along with franksolich is no problem.
I don't know who else that I'd invite but I do know this, Doug Bulna would be at the end of the line to visit the buffet table, right behind my Dog. Good thing for Dougie that she's a Yorkie and doesn't eat much.
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I don't know who else that I'd invite but I do know this, Doug Bulna would be at the end of the line to visit the buffet table, right behind my Dog. Good thing for Dougie that she's a Yorkie and doesn't eat much.
Well now, I believe I could be decent to him; after all, getting along with thoroughly unpleasant people is one of my talents, my skills, in real life, as anyone who knows me in real life will enthusiastically affirm.
<<<has had to deal with really hard cases no one else wanted to.
I imagine I could feed the brain-damaged primitive pretty well, although I wouldn't lay out my best china, silver, and linen for him and the other guests, just the second-best, the antiquities inherited from the grandparents instead of the great-grandparents.
But for the chitchattery and all that, I'd have to have others there too, to carry that end of the load, and they'd have to be primitives, because walrus-face doesn't get along with anybody but other primitives.
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I don't know who else that I'd invite but I do know this, Doug Bulna would be at the end of the line to visit the buffet table, right behind my Dog. Good thing for Dougie that she's a Yorkie and doesn't eat much.
No no, company goes first......except at DUmmie houses where the DUmmie is always at the head of the line to get the most of what ever is being offered.
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No no, company goes first......except at DUmmie houses where the DUmmie is always at the head of the line to get the most of what ever is being offered.
DUmmies at Thanksgiving dinner.
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2012/11/13/895ebb26-f3c6-4190-a817-df8268fbf89e.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRUZ9qapzIJLeqRjw6pv3bnwehDzGLqMgdodZattI--f3hfK31c)
(http://nadinestudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/austin-food-fight31.jpg)
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DUmmies at Thanksgiving dinner.
Well, that's not quite the way the story's developing, "the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich."
Even though I'm sick in bed, the writing's already gotten underway, and progressing nicely.
I might even have the first chapter up this evening; it looks to be about four chapters long.
The damned thing's writing itself, with no cerebral effort on my part.
But it's nothing like your pictures.
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Well, that's not quite the way the story's developing, "the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich."
Even though I'm sick in bed, the writing's already gotten underway, and progressing nicely.
I might even have the first chapter up this evening; it looks to be about four chapters long.
The damned thing's writing itself, with no cerebral effort on my part.
But it's nothing like your pictures.
DUmmies gotta be DUmmies. You can't take em anywhere. They don't have the social graces to behave in public. They make a spectacle of themselves wherever they are. That's why their own flesh and blood have disowned them.
Their individual tales should be showing up any day now as Thanksgiving is less than a week away. The lounge will be full of tips on how to spice up a Swanson's turkey TV dinner for one.
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One thing Doug Bulna needs to eat for Thanksgiving, is some crow.
Crows are somewhat plentiful even in the eastern skirts of the Sandhills.
Perhaps Franksolich could roast a plump one for the walrus face.
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I'd offer Doug Bulna what Martin Bashir offered Sarah Palin.
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I'd offer Doug Bulna what Martin Bashir offered Sarah Palin.
I'd make sure I had some sort of intestinal problem first, though.
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I might be imposed upon to invite Doug to a thanksgiving dinner. Not mine of course.
That is evil. I like it. Make it a dummy house. :rotf: :rotf:
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I'd make sure I had some sort of intestinal problem first, though.
Until Doug Bulna, formerly of Gearhart Chevrolet, takes a big bite of crow, I won't give him the pleasure.
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I'd make sure I had some sort of intestinal problem first, though.
Take 2 pieces of bread and make it a sandwich.
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Take 2 pieces of bread and make it a sandwich.
Doug bulna would take it "open faced".
Right now, he'd probably take a dollar to shave.
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Le Bulpna!
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I am Concerned about the big DUmmie. The holidays are stressful and many who are newly unemployed are suicidal, feeling they have failed their families.
Someone needs to do a drive by, or better yet, stop and pretend to be Mormons... just to make sure Dougie is ok...
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I am Concerned about the big DUmmie. The holidays are stressful and many who are newly unemployed are suicidal, feeling they have failed their families.
Someone needs to do a drive by, or better yet, stop and pretend to be Mormons... just to make sure Dougie is ok...
Why?
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Why?
I think that the entertainment value is enough reason, is it not? :???:
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I think that the entertainment value is enough reason, is it not? :???:
If I had to choose between a DUmmy for my entertainment or becoming worm food, I'd better start looking for a new x-box.
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Why?
Because Dougie, like all DUmpmonkiez, would go into a frothing tear about Mormon! stopping by the house on Thanksgiving. We would hear about it in a long rambling thread on the DUmp and it could spawn a whole new type of bouncy! Because, you see, the Mormons would really be part of the VRWC special detective team wearing body cameras that looked like Mormon buttons, and we could watch the footage of the Dougie interview and compare it to the Dougie story- thus, creating for one brief moment, the perfect ''Dougie" story.
It would be even better if another of the VRWCSDT dresses as a cop and jumped out of the bushes by Dougie's house and chased the Mormons off... to the applause of the neighborhood!
Geez... Get with the program, Tucker.
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I think Dougie gave me a visit during the night.....I can't find my TV remote.
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I think Dougie gave me a visit during the night.....I can't find my TV remote.
Over in the other thread, LandofConfusion says fat che's little brother has it.
Mike220 isn't sure if you want it back. :whistling:
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Over in the other thread, LandofConfusion says fat che's little brother has it.
Mike220 isn't sure if you want it back. :whistling:
Then I'm sure I don't want it back.
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Then I'm sure I don't want it back.
You know what they do to root vegetables, toy cars and small rodents... so good choice.
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You know what they do to root vegetables, toy cars and small rodents... so good choice.
You may have just ruined mashed potatoes and gravy for the rest of my life.
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You may have just ruined mashed potatoes and gravy for the rest of my life.
:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
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You may have just ruined mashed potatoes and gravy for the rest of my life.
You're welcome.
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kUDRn-sPqtE/TOw1XdUm3AI/AAAAAAAAALQ/HEShzQeX0MQ/s200/homer_drool_1.gif)
mmmmmm... butt potatoes...
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kUDRn-sPqtE/TOw1XdUm3AI/AAAAAAAAALQ/HEShzQeX0MQ/s200/homer_drool_1.gif)
mmmmmm... butt potatoes...
I hear they're out of this world.
I've also heard they come from......
:whistling:
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How long does it take to cook a potato at 98.6F?
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How long does it take to cook a potato at 98.6F?
Have a hippety hop? make mashed potatoes
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How long does it take to cook a potato at 98.6F?
Well, I ain't gonna watch it. You go right ahead. :lmao:
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Well, I ain't gonna watch it. You go right ahead. :lmao:
Watched spuds never boil.
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Watched spuds never boil.
Watched boils never spurt.
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Watched boils never spurt.
Speaking of spurts, where's Doug? He's definitely a drip under pressure. :-)
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Speaking of spurts, where's Doug? He's definitely a drip under pressure. :-)
He's swimming away from the island as fast as he can.
(http://www.adfg.alaska.gov/static/species/speciesinfo/walrus/images/walrus_swimming.jpg)
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The view to reply ratio of this thread is way off. There should be more replies to regain the proper balance. Do not view this thread without replying would be a good temporary fix.
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The view to reply ratio of this thread is way off. There should be more replies to regain the proper balance. Do not view this thread without replying would be a good temporary fix.
A three reply to view minimum would help.
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Well poop. I don't think that's gonna work. :bawl:
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Well poop. I don't think that's gonna work. :bawl:
You made me look ! Twice ! So, naturally I have to post a reply.
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You made me look ! Twice ! So, naturally I have to post a reply.
If you looked twice, why only one reply. Hater!
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If you looked twice, why only one reply. Hater!
Dammit, you made me look AGAIN !
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You guys should be thankful you're not Doug. Poor Doug has too look twice as much to look twice. :-)
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You guys should be thankful you're not Doug. Poor Doug has too look twice as much to look twice.
That's true. Doug needs to look four times to look twice.
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You guys really need to lay off of Doug, he's finally taking the initiative and getting his life back together:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDSTEPGFpYE[/youtube]
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I just want to wish Doug a Happy Thanksgiving and hope that the meal at the shelter is good.
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He's eating with Amber?? Darn.
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He's eating with Amber?? Darn.
Doubtful, Amber is eating Apache bread and Thanksgiving fish with Chief Whitecloud on the reservation.
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Doubtful, Amber is eating Apache bread and Thanksgiving fish with Chief Whitecloud on the reservation.
I didn't know the "Sally", took reservations. :whistling:
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Just noticed this thread is approaching the coveted 43000 views.
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Just noticed this thread is approaching the coveted 43000 views.
Dougie will be so happy!
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Just noticed this thread is approaching the coveted 43000 views.
To be fair, that's only 21,500 in Doug views.
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To be fair, that's only 21,500 in Doug views.
But he's checked it 86,000 times.
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Just noticed this thread is approaching the coveted 43000 views.
Thou shalt not covet, the DUmmies have that market cornered.
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To be fair, that's only 21,500 in Doug views.
See, I read that like it meant dog years rather than number of views. I was going to give you a H5 for being subtly humorous, but now I am going to bitchslap everyone.
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See, I read that like it meant dog years rather than number of views. I was going to give you a H5 for being subtly humorous, but now I am going to bitchslap everyone.
Good catch! As well as making a play on Doug only having one eye, your initial interpretation was correct. For proof, see my post here:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90161.0/msg,1150026.html
Now, I was going to H5 you for catching my attempt at humor, but now it looks like I'll have to bitchslap you for second guessing yourself. :-) :tongue:
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Personally, I prefer "walrus years"...
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/Chumley_300_zps71882fa8.png)
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Personally, I prefer "walrus years"...
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/Chumley_300_zps71882fa8.png)
H5. Nice photo. :rofl:
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Wonder if Comrade Chumley had a good thanksgiving?
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Wonder if Comrade Chumley had a good thanksgiving?
Yeah. He had fish, frybread, went horseback riding, and showed off his new girlfriend to his mom before he had to take her back to the underpass.
It was a magical day, the stuff fantasies are made of.
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Yeah. He had fish, frybread, went horseback riding, and showed off his new girlfriend to his mom before he threw his filthy dirty penis down her throat and had to take her back to the underpass.
FIXORD!
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If you put Amber on an Indian pony, her feet wouldn't leave the ground.
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If you put Amber on an Indian pony, her feet wouldn't leave the ground.
That depends on your definition of pony and/or Indian.
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If you put Amber on any pony, you would break its back.
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Yeah. He had fish, frybread, went horseback riding, and showed off his new girlfriend to his mom before he had to take her back to the underpass.
It was a magical day, the stuff fantasies are made of.
I....what?...I..uh... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:cheersmate:
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I....what?...I..uh... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:cheersmate:
I don't know...
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Doug's one major accomplishment in life is going to be getting a thread that has the most page views on CC!!
And to think I never thought a DUchebag would amount to anything.
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Doug's one major accomplishment in life is going to be getting a thread that has the most page views on CC!!
And to think I never thought a DUchebag would amount to anything.
Actually, as of this hour, he's got the #1 and #2 threads in the DUmpster, for both views and comments.
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Actually, as of this hour, he's got the #1 and #2 threads in the DUmpster, for both views and comments.
Let's hear it for Dougie!
:clap: :clap: :clap:
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While searching through this past year's threads scouring for DOTY nominee material, I made some pit stops on some of Doug's threads.
I encourage anybody who may feel sorry for Doug, or who may have forgotten how much of a vile asshole he is to click on a few of his gems from earlier in the year:
DainBramaged upset over outing journolists that outed NY gun owners http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,82581.0.html
Brain damaged primitive complains about ads on youtube. http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,83463.0.html
brain-damaged primitive the only one http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,83649.0.html
brain-damaged primitive raked over the coals http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,83698.0.html
brain-damaged all indignant again about Mississippi http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,83897.0.html
brain-damaged primitive upset with new photobucket http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,84082.0.html
brain-damaged primitive expects help http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,84059.0.html
Doug,
Go back and read your own posts. Just look at your own words. Those are but a few of the many available that I could have chose to highlight. I only went as far as bringing threads over into February!
You are a jerk of the highest order. Are you capable of doing anything but complaining?
I have been trying to find even one single solitary encouraging word you uttered to anyone, but it looks like you couldn't even manage to do that- no, not even once.
You deserve everything that has been heaped upon you. I do not feel sorry for you one bit.
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Hi5 given for a great post, BattleHymn. Thanks!
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Hi5 given for a great post, BattleHymn. Thanks!
Especially the part that sounded like a cowboy ballad...
Where seldom is hear an encouraging word...
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While searching through this past year's threads scouring for DOTY nominee material, I made some pit stops on some of Doug's threads.
I encourage anybody who may feel sorry for Doug, or who may have forgotten how much of a vile asshole he is to click on a few of his gems from earlier in the year:
DainBramaged upset over outing journolists that outed NY gun owners http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,82581.0.html
Brain damaged primitive complains about ads on youtube. http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,83463.0.html
brain-damaged primitive the only one http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,83649.0.html
brain-damaged primitive raked over the coals http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,83698.0.html
brain-damaged all indignant again about Mississippi http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,83897.0.html
brain-damaged primitive upset with new photobucket http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,84082.0.html
brain-damaged primitive expects help http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,84059.0.html
Doug,
Go back and read your own posts. Just look at your own words. Those are but a few of the many available that I could have chose to highlight. I only went as far as bringing threads over into February!
You are a jerk of the highest order. Are you capable of doing anything but complaining?
I have been trying to find even one single solitary encouraging word you uttered to anyone, but it looks like you couldn't even manage to do that- no, not even once.
You deserve everything that has been heaped upon you. I do not feel sorry for you one bit.
WELL PLAYED!!!
Any word if Doug had a big kefunckle at the local homeless shelter over the Thanksgiving meal?
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I have been trying to find even one single solitary encouraging word you uttered to anyone
How about "Post your goggie and kitteh pics here!" Does that count?
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Someone needs to sign up at DU with the username Gearhart Chevrolet and post "thanks for the information."
:rotf:
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Oh my have I missed a lot. All the good stuff happens when I am gone --- jeez. :bawl:
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Oh my have I missed a lot. All the good stuff happens when I am gone --- jeez. :bawl:
Now check out
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,92629.0.html
It's short, and now features poor stupid Beth.
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All I want for Christmas is this thread to beat the DUmpster rules thread.
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All I want for Christmas is this thread to beat the DUmpster rules thread.
Plus one.
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All I want for Christmas is this thread to beat the DUmpster rules thread.
What rules? I must have missed that part. :bawl:
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What rules? I must have missed that part. :bawl:
Sticky at the top.
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What rules? I must have missed that part. :bawl:
There are rules here, but decent and civilized people, being naturally courteous without even thinking, don't need to consult them.
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I'm going to put an old TV remote on a chain and wear it around my neck to ward off the walrus.
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What rules? I must have missed that part.
That thread could be missing. Check up in the rafters.
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I'm going to put an old TV remote on a chain and wear it around my neck to ward off the walrus.
Very good idea!
You can get a tv ap for your smart phone too...
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I'm going to put an old TV remote on a chain and wear it around my neck to ward off the walrus.
:rotf: :lmao:
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Now check out
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,92629.0.html
It's short, and now features poor stupid Beth.
Good collection Frank! Nice work.
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Let's go back and see what kind Doug in trouble.
Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:13 PM
Star Member DainBramaged (39,016 posts)
I blocked FAUX on the TV at work today
felt good.
I replaced the remote that accesses the cable box channel sub- menus with a $5 basic remote and stashed the cable box remote in the rafters.
**** the Pukes.
Yeah, really smart.
DainBramaged (39,081 posts)
156. **** no I told them the original one broke from being dropped by the guerrillas who work here
being SYSADMIN I can pretty much tell them anything....
As they say, the cover up is worse than the crime. Had he come clean about this, nothing would of happen other than a reprimand. But no, he lied to his employer and bragged about it at DU. In the court of law, he would be in bigger trouble since he lied, which would be perjury. What the hell are guerrillas you talk of?
DainBramaged (39,090 posts) Sat Aug 24, 2013, 10:13 AM
335. Amazing how empty their lives are
Stupid ****ers all.
FreeRepublic, America's excuse for school dropouts to practice spelling on public computers.
HI ASSHOLES!
And they made it easy to pick out who they are here....
You bragged about it at DU. It is your own fault.
Looks like DainBramaged was going to leave.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022586654
So they told me today they hired my replacement, oh and by the way come in tomorrow to train him
You're getting on and God forbid something happens to you we have no fallback."
Yeah, so what do I do after I train him?
Oh, you'll still be working but for now you need to concentrate on doing a good job of training him.
You get old and they kick you to the side of the road.
See ya all soon.
Peace
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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)
Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:16 PM
Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (106,997 posts)
1. That was an excellent move, my dear DainBramaged!
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Nuts, I was just getting ready to post that. :-)
No review about Doug wallduding himself is complete without including Calpig's response.
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DainBramaged (39,081 posts)
156. **** no I told them the original one broke from being dropped by the guerrillas who work here
being SYSADMIN I can pretty much tell them anything....
This is the dagger in the back. Even playing hide and seek with the remote was childish, the above statement is what got his ass fired.
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guerrillas
:whatever:
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This is the dagger in the back. Even playing hide and seek with the remote was childish, the above statement is what got his ass fired.
In one of the posts I linked, he claims they found his replacement months before he stole the remote. I wonder if he plan to go down with a bang.
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I'd bet he went out with a wimper and on his knees.
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I'd bet he went out with a wimper and on his knees.
Pretty much. :lmao:
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In one of the posts I linked, he claims they found his replacement months before he stole the remote. I wonder if he plan to go down with a bang.
I'm thinking yes indeedy. :lol:
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In one of the posts I linked, he claims they found his replacement months before he stole the remote. I wonder if he plan to go down with a bang.
Hiding a TV remote is a nearly silent bang.
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And, dainbramaged...err...doug bulna...is a hard core gun grabber.
That just makes it all so much the sweeter.
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I'm going to put an old TV remote on a chain and wear it around my neck to ward off the walrus.
Seasons don't fear the walrus,
nor do the wind and the sun and the rain.
We can be like they are....
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Seasons don't fear the walrus,
nor do the wind and the sun and the rain.
We can be like they are....
B.O.C. baby !
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Wandered over for a quick look around.
Still no sign of the walrus. :???:
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Wandered over for a quick look around.
Still no sign of the walrus. :???:
Ko Ko Ka Choo
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I saw Wallduded Walrus open up for BOC at Cowpens in 78.
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Wandered over for a quick look around.
Still no sign of the walrus. :???:
You should be so lucky.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vbuqg6Icys[/youtube]
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Jeez. You guys bitch about the Llama sex video (which was gawddam funny) and now you bitch about the Walrus sex video.
There is no pleasing you people! (see Masterbation thread)
OK fine. Here is something I am sure you will enjoy:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7mmrF-4rUE[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRceN2PrR5A[/youtube]
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Jeez. You guys bitch about the Llama sex video (which was gawddam funny) and now you bitch about the Walrus sex video.
There is no pleasing you people! (see Masterbation thread)
OK fine. Here is something I am sure you will enjoy:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7mmrF-4rUE[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRceN2PrR5A[/youtube]
if they can't get it right, you better do it yourself. giggity.
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^Ptarmigan, is that you ?...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUdUrpislkA[/youtube]
edit yt
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Must have grabbed the wrong hat.
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Usually i wear a size 71/2.
Thread MUST get to 46393.
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Usually i wear a size 71/2.
Thread MUST get to 46393.
Everybody's got to do their part! :whistling:
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Everybody's got to do their part! :whistling:
Well, don't look at ME, when you say that!
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Well, don't look at ME, when you say that!
Or me !
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In this time of the season, ask not what DU can do for you, ask what you can do for Dougie, as he sits between a rock and a warm place in the sun.
BUY BONDS!
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In this time of the season, ask not what DU can do for you, ask what you can do for Dougie, as he sits between a rock and a warm place in the sun.
BUY BONDS!
The quick brown walrus jumped over the lazy faux.
Departing now.
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I am the walrus.
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I am the walrus.
I thought you were the eggman?
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Statistical information for those who might care; this is for the whole site, not just the DUmpster:
Top 10 Topics (by Replies)
4193 The Word Association Game
2458 Insult Obama, Democrats, Rinos, or Ron Paul and I will H5 you.
2308 important announcement (really, yes)
2221 What are you listening to?
2126 ur new lolcat thread
1499 Daily Presidential Approval Index
1491 Teri...Justaguy and The Other Paulbots
1455 The All New Babe Of The Day Thread!!! Now with Boobraxo for EXTRA whitening!
1358 Whats for Dinner Tonight?
1272 Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
Top 10 Topics (by Views)
157586 The Word Association Game
128339 Daily Presidential Approval Index
107323 What are you listening to?
76534 ur new lolcat thread
55939 Whats for Dinner Tonight?
47667 1983 Datsun 280ZX
46407 DUmpster Forum Rules and Links (updated 10-10-2013)
45047 Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
37079 All Obama All of the Time
36443 Live Thread 44th Presidential Inauguration
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In this time of the season, ask not what DU can do for you, ask what you can do for Dougie, as he sits between a rock and a warm place in the sun.
BUY BONDS!
Didn't Barry get a lifetime ban from MLB, or was that just wishful thinking? :???: :tongue:
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Sorry I am going to be as greedy as a. DUchebag and make other people work for Me.
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Sorry I am going to be as greedy as a. DUchebag and make other people work for Me.
Well, you just go ahead and try, mister.
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Sorry I am going to be as greedy as a. DUchebag and make other people work for Me.
Wouldn't that make you a 1%?
Keeping with the theme of the thread, if you are a 1%, don't have a TV with remote in your customers lounge. Either that or don't hire any moonbats. You'll have to check with your accountant to see if you get any tax breaks for hiring the retarded.
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:naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
I remember reading this thread a while back and :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
It was too hilarioius.......****ing primitives didn't realize how hypocritical they were being.....it was stunning to watch them all comment about (in one breath) how free speech was important and (in the next breath) wishing they themselves had done it. ****ing hypocrites.....
Ps.....FOX NEWS IS BETTER THAN CNN/MSNBC/HLN/CBS/NBC put together....and I FOX has a few issues so that tells you how much the others SUCK :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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Fox News is dead, media matters self proclaimed victory in their war with Fox.
I would hate to see what media matters calls defeat.
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What Doug needs is...
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NFioU0Sq4GA/T6upNg1vI-I/AAAAAAAAAac/RLn8wN7YCkA/s1600/picard-stewart-more-pewpew.jpg)
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I bet he had to wash his hands when he read here that he is going to win the Stevie, then cried great, Walrus tears when he learned that the award entailed no cash.
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Still no sign of Doug. :???:
I even looked in their gender and orientation forum.
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Is Big Gay Doug doing ok? The stress of waiting for the results of voting could give him a heart attack.
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Hey Doug! I soaked a 39 cent bag of beans (bean soup) overnight. They were soft enough to eat.
At this stage a 39 cent meal might be looking good to you. No cooking, but if you want it does come with a flavor packet-but I would save that for a special occasion, like when you have hot water.
Just looking to help. After they kick you out of your house, I would go to the Library and hide, so you can spend the night there. (the bus stations have rent a cops to kick the bums out)
--try to find a library with an attic...attics are cleaned as often.
But your best bet is to hitch hike south for the winter. Just make a sign that says, "Sea World." You'll get a ride right away. Everyone loves Seaworld.
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Hiding a TV remote is a nearly silent bang.
Not even a bang. More like an epic failure on his part.
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Not even a bang. More like an epic failure on his part.
It is quite astonishing why he didn't choose to end things quickly. The other two famous walldudings slipped into infamy with great ease - but the walrus's refusal to take it like a man has got this thread within a thousand views of being the DUmpster's all-time most viewed thread.
No bang, but a long drawn-out almost silent whimper.
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It is quite astonishing why he didn't choose to end things quickly. The other two famous walldudings slipped into infamy with great ease - but the walrus's refusal to take it like a man has got this thread within a thousand views of being the DUmpster's all-time most viewed thread.
No bang, but a long drawn-out almost silent whimper.
That is because Dougiepoo isn't a man.
Cali was far more manly than Doug will ever be.
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That is because Dougiepoo isn't a man.
Cali was far more manly than Doug will ever be.
There's a definite tendency on the DUmp that the wymyn are far more manly than the 'men'.
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Hey Doug! I soaked a 39 cent bag of beans (bean soup) overnight. They were soft enough to eat.
At this stage a 39 cent meal might be looking good to you. No cooking, but if you want it does come with a flavor packet-but I would save that for a special occasion, like when you have hot water.
Just looking to help. After they kick you out of your house, I would go to the Library and hide, so you can spend the night there. (the bus stations have rent a cops to kick the bums out)
--try to find a library with an attic...attics are cleaned as often.
But your best bet is to hitch hike south for the winter. Just make a sign that says, "Sea World." You'll get a ride right away. Everyone loves Seaworld.
Heh. :lmao: :cheersmate:
I love starting the morning with a laugh.
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There's a definite tendency on the DUmp that the wymyn are far more manly than the 'men'.
Yep and they wonder why they don't get laid.
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Yep and they wonder why they don't get laid.
They do get laid. It's just not fulfilling.
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They do get laid. It's just not fulfilling.
If the gheys are on the bottom, . . . :whistling:
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You should be so lucky.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vbuqg6Icys[/youtube]
Say Dutch you missed the best link of them all.
After watching your link on walrus sex there came a box of other related things. One was walrus sucks dick.
Film taken at some aquarium by a visitor that is so funny I had to change my Poise pad.
Here was this walrus-Dough look alike sitting on the bottom of the tank having a party by him self in front of God and anyone watching him. I tell yah, these walrus's are not lacking in their manhood department, and they take their time, the visitor that took the film came on and made comments from time to time.
This one is not as weird as the video of a bear in the zoo doing the same thing. On that tape one can hear a small child asking their mother if the bear is eating a banana.
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That begs the question...which one was Doug?
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That begs the question...which one was Doug?
I doubt that.
It might RAISE that question.
But I do not see how the question answers itself.
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Vesta, as wacked out as I am, and as batshit crazy as you are, there is still a few things I will not do. One of them is to ever, ever, ever look at anything you suggest I look at on Facebook. AND yes, I have seen the Donkey shows.
Say Dutch you missed the best link of them all.
After watching your link on walrus sex there came a box of other related things. One was walrus sucks dick.
Film taken at some aquarium by a visitor that is so funny I had to change my Poise pad.
Here was this walrus-DoughDoug look alike sitting on the bottom of the tank having a party by him self in front of God and anyone watching him. I tell yah, these walrus's are not lacking in their manhood department, and they take their time, the visitor that took the film came on and made comments from time to time.
This one is not as weird as the video of a bear in the zoo doing the same thing. On that tape one can hear a small child asking their mother if the bear is eating a banana.
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Vesta, as wacked out as I am, and as batshit crazy as you are . . .
Ain't those pretty much equal? :tongue: :whistling: :fuelfire:
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Frighteningly so. :lol:
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I just want to wish Dougy a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
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Ain't those pretty much equal? :tongue: :whistling: :fuelfire:
You and the purple New kid are sooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... BitchslappedBitchslapped BitchslappedBitchslapped BitchslappedBitchslapped BitchslappedBitchslapped BitchslappedBitchslapped BitchslappedBitchslapped.
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thread must beat rules thread for Christmas to come early.
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You and the purple New kid are sooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... BitchslappedBitchslapped BitchslappedBitchslapped BitchslappedBitchslapped BitchslappedBitchslapped BitchslappedBitchslapped BitchslappedBitchslapped.
I deserve the B.S. for incompetence. I forgot to quote. My reply was too an earlier post on the thread but it all worked out ok in the end. :P
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I deserve the B.S. for incompetence. I forgot to quote. My reply was too an earlier post on the thread but it all worked out ok in the end. :P
And I proudly accept the BS from Dutch--after the cattle prodding I gave him. :zap: O-) :tongue:
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And I proudly accept the BS from Dutch--after the cattle prodding I gave him. :zap: O-) :tongue:
:2muchgay:
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He has to be posting under another username.
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He has to be posting under another username.
Yeah, I expect this to be true, but he will never admit it.
How many thousands of posts have gone to waste?
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He has to be posting under another username.
He would need to change his whole persona. I don't see him being able to do that.
With some people, they can't hide who they really are. Their natural selves come through. Take Greenbriar for example. She thought she could be some obscure DUmmy by changing her screen name. That lasted for about three posts.
DUmmies don't have the ability to change who they are.
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:2muchgay:
:lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
H5, Tucker!
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We are within 500 views.
This will be Doug Bulna's greatest accomplishment....unless he gets that sweet, sweeeeeeet SSDI.
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We are within 500 views.
This will be Doug Bulna's greatest accomplishment....unless he gets that sweet, sweeeeeeet SSDI.
Gotta keep it at the top! O-)
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Gotta keep it at the top! O-)
K&R. [/DUmmy]
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K&R. [/DUmmy]
[youtube=425,350]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b5g1avyCSA[/youtube]
Do it for Dougie!
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No such thing as bad publicity.
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I have NO photoshop skills. But we need a special Dougiepoo chop job for when he wins big.
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I have NO photoshop skills. But we need a special Dougiepoo chop job for when he wins big.
shoot me your ideas, I have the program
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Just when the walrus decided to test the water, his own people turn on him. :lmao:
The following thread was found by Beefeater.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017163007
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 11:17 PM
Star Member DainBramaged (39,134 posts)
Epic
This discussion thread was locked as off-topic by azurnoir (a host of the Video & Multimedia forum).
:rotf: :rotf:
Three replies, the third was the lock. :rofl:
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Poor Dougie's worse than ol' Rodney Dangerfield, eh?
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Poor Dougie's worse than ol' Rodney Dangerfield, eh?
Considering Rodney died a few years back, yes.
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Considering Rodney died a few years back, yes.
Do we know what has happened to Doug Bulna?
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Do we know what has happened to Doug Bulna?
Are you insinuating he is among the walking dead zombies for owebuma ?
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Are you insinuating he is among the walking dead zombies for owebuma ?
:whistling:
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K&R, 'cause it's all about the numbers. [/DUmbass] :popcorn:
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I'd like to imagine Doug's absence has been caused by his fervent devotion to bell-ringing for the Salvation Army.
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I asked the Magic 8 Ball "Will Doug get a Christmas bonus from Gearhart Chevrolet?"
Magic 8 Ball came back with "Signs point to no."
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I'd like to imagine Doug's absence has been caused by his fervent devotion to bell-ringing for the Salvation Army.
I wouldn't trust a DUchebag near any cash donations. You know they would figure a way that they NEEEEEEEEEDED it more than anybody it was going to help.
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I asked the Magic 8 Ball "Will Doug get a Christmas bonus from Gearhart Chevrolet?"
Magic 8 Ball came back with "Signs point to no."
Will Dutch get a Christmas blowjob?
(http://hope.gr/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/yes1.png)
Will Dougie die alone and friendless?
(http://www.whatsupjesus.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/magic-8-ball_3.jpg)
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I wouldn't trust a DUchebag near any cash donations. You know they would figure a way that they NEEEEEEEEEDED it more than anybody it was going to help.
Only if "we" don't steal the donations. :cheersmate:
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Will Dutch get a Christmas blowjob?
(http://hope.gr/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/yes1.png)
Does that count as one of the semi annuals or is it just a freebie? [/32 years of marriage]
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I'd like to imagine Doug's absence has been caused by his fervent devotion to bell-ringing for the Salvation Army.
I can imagine that as well. I imagine that DB's motivation would be to impress Coach with his charity, and Christmas spirit enough to be invited to Coach's for Christmas dinner. A quid pro quo nonetheless.
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Does that count as one of the semi annuals or is it just a freebie? [/32 years of marriage]
No. I just tie a bow and add jingle bells for Christmas.
:-)
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No. I just tie a bow and add jingle bells for Christmas.
:-)
Oh I see, "Dick in a Box"
One of the funniest things on new SNL and the reason I can stand to watch Justin Timberlake. You know Pajama Boy (?) wishes he was as hipster Duchebag as these guys.
http://vimeo.com/79860874
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A little something for Doug:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3fN_-rupwo[/youtube]
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I wonder if DainBramaged stole the remote to also keep A&E off the air because of Duck Dynasty. :mental:
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So close to surpassing the rules thread.
Merry Christmas Doug!
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Indeed, a very Merry Christmas Dougie.
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So close to surpassing the rules thread.
Merry Christmas Doug!
<<<Trying to figure out who reads the dang rules? :???:
Oh, BM, Dougiepoo.
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<<<Trying to figure out who reads the dang rules? :???:
Oh, BM, Dougiepoo.
I don't know whor eads them. I haven't read any of the stickied 'rules' 'by-laws' or stuff put up by our hosts. I figure when I finally violate one of them, they'll let me know.
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oh, and +1
[youtube=425,350]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pMM4iwC-ag[/youtube]
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I don't know who reads them. I haven't read any of the stickied 'rules' 'by-laws' or stuff put up by our hosts. I figure when I finally violate one of them, they'll let me know.
I know what you mean. The only rules I read, where when my mole signed up at the DUmp.
I was curious to see how long it would take to break one, or all.
I shouldn't have read the rules. :banghead:
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Will Doug Bulna qualify for
Obama Care medicaid now that he out of work?
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Will Doug Bulna qualify for Obama Care medicaid now that he out of work?
Only if the mechanics rammed the remote so far up his ass, he needs it professionally removed. :whistling:
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I don't know who reads them. I haven't read any of the stickied 'rules' 'by-laws' or stuff put up by our hosts. I figure when I finally violate one of them, they'll let me know.
:-)
<<<made the "view" that tied this thread with the rules.
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:-)
<<<made the "view" that tied this thread with the rules.
And a well-deserved H5 for that.
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Will Doug Bulna qualify for Obama Care medicaid now that he out of work?
Is eyeball polishing covered under medicaid?
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:-)
<<<made the "view" that tied this thread with the rules.
Glory hound. :asssmack:
Is eyeball polishing covered under medicaid?
Here's what Dougie can do.
Just buff with toothpaste and a fine cloth.
Drop in beer to clean it.
Don't forget it's in there or the proctologist will have an asshole looking back at him.
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Here's what Dougie can do.
Just buff with toothpaste and a fine cloth.
Drop in beer to clean it.
Don't forget it's in there or the proctologist will have an asshole looking back at him.
:rotf:
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Doug will have time to watch the Duck Dynasty marathon....if he still has a TV....if he still has an abode...if the library has it.
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Doug will have time to watch the Duck Dynasty marathon....if he still has a TV....if he still has an abode...if the library has it.
It's on, at the proctologists waiting room.
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Here's what Dougie can do.
Just buff with toothpaste and a fine cloth.
Drop in beer to clean it.
Don't forget it's in there or the proctologist will have an asshole looking back at him.
Unavoidable, I'm afraid, even if doug only stops in to cancel the appointment.
CMD
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If I was Dougy, I would have been hitting the Rules Tread as often as I could.
This day December 20th, a day that will live in infamy and humor....
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Now... just one more hill to climb... the most posts ever... you can do it Dougie!
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<<<Trying to figure out who reads the dang rules? :???:
Oh, BM, Dougiepoo.
I learned the rules by getting set straight when I broke them. O-)
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Only if the mechanics rammed the remote so far up his ass, he needs it professionally removed. :whistling:
Fat Che's little brother could give the name of a physician that could remove it but he got tombstoned and cannot be contacted.
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Now Dougy is just embarrassing the "Rules" thread. Much like he did himself.
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Dougie can bask in the glory of his new award.
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Maybe Dougie can get a guest shot on the A&E Duck show!
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Maybe Dougie can get a guest shot on the A&E Duck show!
I expect Phil and Sy would take him out in the woods and come back alone.
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Only if the mechanics rammed the remote so far up his ass, he needs it professionally removed.
The mechanics must be the "guerrillas" who work at Gearhart Chevrolet:
DainBramaged (39,081 posts)
156. **** no I told them the original one broke from being dropped by the guerrillas who work here
Doug's way too stupid to know the difference between "guerrilla" and "gorilla".
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The mechanics must be the "guerrillas" who work at Gearhart Chevrolet:
Doug's way too stupid to know the difference between "guerrilla" and "gorilla".
:lmao: I hadn't noticed that. You're a bit quicker than I am. :cheersmate:
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Was hoping Dougie had shown up to accept his award, but alas… no Walrus.
Merry Christmas Dougie. I have half a mind to hit every thrift store in the area, purchase all the remotes and send them to you one at a time as your award. :)
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Was hoping Dougie had shown up to accept his award, but alas… no Walrus.
Merry Christmas Dougie. I have half a mind to hit every thrift store in the area, purchase all the remotes and send them to you one at a time as your award. :)
Be a guerrilla and ram them where the moon don't shine. :whistling:
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Be a guerrilla and ram them where the moon don't shine. :whistling:
I wonder how many remotes he has already received? I wouldn't be surprised if even the DUmmies have sent them.
As for the ramming, I'd be afraid of his tusks… and the smell. :ick:
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47k is in reach.
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47k is in reach.
A watched post never boils.
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A watched post never boils.
A boiling watch never posts !
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A boiling watch never posts !
Guess I'll finish it…
A boiling post is never watched.
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Boil the watch, then.
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Was hoping Dougie had shown up to accept his award, but alas… no Walrus.
Merry Christmas Dougie. I have half a mind to hit every thrift store in the area, purchase all the remotes and send them to you one at a time as your award. :)
Batteries Not Included!!! :rotf:
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Dear Mister Bulna,
You new COBRA payment is $1358/month. As you know thanks to Obama and the democrat party you cannot be refused health insurance by any insurance company. However, you can be refused health insurance by over 30 state exchanges and our federal website healthcare.gov.
As determined by over a gazillion eager people the 24 hours you have left to get signed up on our vastly improved websites for very, very expensive insurance will take 24 business hours.
Merry Christmas.
King Barky the Liar
P.S. Don't get sick but if you do, you're ****ed and that is thanks to me and the democrat party. The republicans did everything they could to stop this.
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47k has come and gone. Come on 48k.
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Last night, I had a dream.
I dreamed I was with Clare Boothe Luce, Lal Bahadur Shastri, Abby Aldrich Rockefeller, Martha Baird Rockefeller, Richard Daley, Thomas Dewey--we were quite a large crowd--Chester Allan Arthur, Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Rachele Mussolini, Mrs. Haile Selassie, Nathan Leopold and Richard Loeb, Ellen Axson Wilson, Eleanor of Aquitaine, and Igor Kipnis, partying at Toots Shors' place in New York City.
It was Christmas Eve, and we got to feeling religious, so went to Midnight Mass at a cathedral in northern New Jersey.
The head altar boy, leading the procession, in a red-and-white cossack, bearing a large cross in front of him, and bellowing out "Once In Royal David's City," was none other than the brain-damaged primitive.
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Last night, I had a dream.
I dreamed I was with Clare Boothe Luce, Lal Bahadur Shastri, Abby Aldrich Rockefeller, Martha Baird Rockefeller, Richard Daley, Thomas Dewey--we were quite a large crowd--Chester Allan Arthur, Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Rachele Mussolini, Mrs. Haile Selassie, Nathan Leopold and Richard Loeb, Ellen Axson Wilson, Eleanor of Aquitaine, and Igor Kipnis, partying at Toots Shors' place in New York City.
It was Christmas Eve, and we got to feeling religious, so went to Midnight Mass at a cathedral in northern New Jersey.
The head altar boy, leading the procession, in a red-and-white cossack, bearing a large cross in front of him, and bellowing out "Once In Royal David's City," was none other than the brain-damaged primitive.
That is a weird dream.
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That is a weird dream.
You realize of course that such dreams have always occurred because of my fascination, beginning in childhood, with reading ancient magazines decades and decades old.
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That is a weird dream.
I came from a large family of voracious readers--we didn't have television in the house, but apparently nobody felt the lack, as I don't recall anyone whining about it--and it was common to read at the dinner-table. The whole family, whatever was still at home the time I was around (many had already gone away to college or marriage), always dined together.
At breakfast, for example, one would see my father at the head of the table, reading the Omaha World-Herald, and then around the corner from him, my younger brother reading Mad magazine. Then there would be one of my older sisters, reading Modern Bride, and at the other end of the table, one of my older brothers, reading the sports pages of the Denver Post. Then my mother, reading Women's Day, and in between her and my father, the young lad franksolich reading a 1923 edition of the Saturday Evening Post someone had found in his garage, and given me.
And then at lunch, there was my father again, reading the Saturday Review (the mail had come in by then), then my younger brother reading Boy's Life, and one of my older sisters, reading Madamoiselle, then one of my older brothers reading the Weekly Sporting News, after which my mother, reading the Catholic Digest and finally myself, my face buried in an 1887 edition of Harper's Weekly someone had found in his attic, and given me.
Finally, at supper, my father would be reading the Lincoln Evening Journal, then my younger brother Outdoor Life, and one of my older sisters, the latest issue of Vanity Fair. After which one of my older brothers, reading the sports pages of the Chicago Tribune, my mother with the Reader's Digest, and finally myself, preoccupied with a 1902 edition of Life magazine (the long-defunct humor magazine, not the later magazine) someone had found in his basement and given me.
So my knowledge of "current events" was, uh, rather dated. I grew up knowing more about Benito Mussolini than I did about Lyndon Johnson.
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A bump back to the top of the DUmpster for you, Doug. :-)
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A bump back to the top of the DUmpster for you, Doug. :-)
Like the bump you just ran over and you hope wasn't any living thing.
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I think that bump was Doug.
Anyone want to go back and check?
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Boil the watch, then.
All the DUmmies care about is having pot somewhere in the equation.
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All the DUmmies care about is having pot somewhere in the equation.
And getting baked.
Oven not included.
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I think that bump was Doug.
Anyone want to go back and check?
What bump?
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What bump?
Back up and see if you feel it again.
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Back up and see if you feel it again.
Now I see it. I initially thought that Dougie had a mole on CC and he was responsible for a bump.
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In addition to views and replies, the Doug threads must have the longevity record by a mile, having been more or less constantly active for over four months now.
It's rare for one simple malicious act against an employer to result in such a prominent internet presence.
I'd venture to say there's not another DUmpmonkey in existence who has built such a cyber legacy.
You might say, "What about New York Times best-selling author William Pitt? Surely those anti-Bush pamphlets his mother had printed have made him more prominent than a one-eyed, sloppy-fat, pottymouthed, New Jersey DOS expert."
You would be wrong. If you nadin his name, you have to scroll through many pages of successful, sober Pitts before you find any mention of the comical, unemployable, alcoholic moonbat of the DUmp.
When you nadin Doug's name, you're inundated with information on his act of sabotage, reactions from both moonbats and normal people, along with his only earlier accomplishment, a trademark on the word "jizz".
Doug has achieved everlasting fame in the real world. No other DUmmy can make that claim.
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Now I see it. I initially thought that Dougie had a mole on CC and he was responsible for a bump.
Well, he made a bump sound when Skul ran over him.
Tucker didn't feel it
So he had to back up and see if he felt it again.
I just instigated it a little.
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When you nadin Doug's name, you're inundated with information on his act of sabotage, reactions from both moonbats and normal people, along with his only earlier accomplishment, a trademark on the word "jizz".
Doug has achieved everlasting fame in the real world. No other DUmmy can make that claim.
I'm sure a potential employer has noticed the same thing. Doug's screwn every which way from Sunday.
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My favorite part of Doug's internet presence is the fact that all of our avatars appear on his Google images page.
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My favorite part of Doug's internet presence is the fact that all of our avatars appear on his Google images page.
I had not scrolled past the first page of results before, but it only gets better:
https://www.google.com/search?q=doug+bulna&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=WtC5UtyJEOeX2QX65ICQAg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=896
:rofl:
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I had not scrolled past the first page of results before, but it only gets better:
https://www.google.com/search?q=doug+bulna&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=WtC5UtyJEOeX2QX65ICQAg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=896
:rofl:
I see a lot of walruses.
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I see a lot of walruses.
I know. I now see the genius behind Big Dog's walrus photo blitzkrieg. :rofl:
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Well, he made a bump sound when Skul ran over him.
Tucker didn't feel it
So he had to back up and see if he felt it again.
I just instigated it a little.
I'm gonna pull forward again and see if Tucker feels it this time.
I can repeat the process as much as needed. Honest, I don't mind. :-)
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I'm gonna pull forward again and see if Tucker feels it this time.
I can repeat the process as much as needed. Honest, I don't mind. :-)
We need only 75 more comments, to pull ahead of the porno thread in the Shortbus forum.
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Doug once claimed to have a daughter.
It was probably a lie, since Doug's a DUmmy and DUmmies lie all the time.
If she exists, I hope she nadins Doug's name, just for the little increment of humiliation it would add to Doug's burden.
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We need only 75 more comments, to pull ahead of the porno thread in the Shortbus forum.
Good heavens, pulling ahead of a porno in a short bus! That sounds like some serious business - I need to get on board with that!
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We need only 75 more comments, to pull ahead of the porno thread in the Shortbus forum.
Not the porno thread! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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"My girlfriend is not a hobbit!"
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/ohibcn/hobbit-trivia-bitch#tab=featured
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I'm gonna pull forward again and see if Tucker feels it this time.
I can repeat the process as much as needed. Honest, I don't mind. :-)
A tried and true team player.
Willing to take one for the team !
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What's that splat in the road?
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This thread is just priceless.
It is the gift that keeps on giving lol.
CMD
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Publicizing the porno thread just drives traffic to it.
If Doug had signed up here, even he could view it.
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This thread is just priceless.
It is the gift that keeps on giving lol.
CMD
So does the-------> :clap:
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Merry Christmas, Doug!
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Merry Christmas, Doug!
If I can't say anything nice, I won't say anything at all.
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Merry Christmas, Doug!
Good news Doug. The newspapers today are extra thick with all the after-Christmas sales. Sleeping on the bench will be even warmer!
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I had wandered over earlier this morning to see if the walrus had shown up yet.
Not a peep, not even a grunt.
Blubberbuns has turned into a complete disappointment. :(
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I had wandered over earlier this morning to see if the walrus had shown up yet.
Not a peep, not even a grunt.
Blubberbuns has turned into a complete disappointment. :(
Maybe he will make his return in the new year ?
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I hope someone scans New Jersey obits from time to time.
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Dagnabit! I thought I caught him. :rant:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/116114565
Tue Dec 24, 2013, 11:26 PM
TorchTheWitch (8,453 posts)
Fuzzy wuzzy puppy wuppies!
I soooo want to romp with a bunch of little fuzzy fat puppies. I think this is my favorite age where they're still trying to get all their legs figured out and hop like bunnies and waddle like ducks...
Crap, foiled again.
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Well Doug, the New Year is fast approaching. You should be signed up for Obamacare by now as its the LAW. The free version has few frills, and very high deductibles.
Being a sys admin, you probably had no problem getting in. Tell us how easy it was, Dougie.
You could do that right?
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Well Doug, the New Year is fast approaching. You should be signed up for Obamacare by now as its the LAW. The free version has few frills, and very high deductibles.
As a sys admin, Doug doesn't need no "stinkin" obamacare. Rank has it's privileges.
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As a sys admin, Doug doesn't need no "stinkin" obamacare. Rank has it's privileges.
Then none of the DUmmies should need Obamacare. They are all pretty rank, just try standing downwind of one of them.
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Then none of the DUmmies should need Obamacare. They are all pretty rank, just try standing downwind of one of them.
You first, and take the gasmask off, you look silly.
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After four and a half months of pouting in the corner, the walrus returned.
Not so much as a grunt of explaination.
GOBUCKS found this..... http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024250469
Naturally it's a conspiracy theory, which makes it funnier. :lmao:
BTW, nobody mentioned the long absence. :-)
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BTW, nobody mentioned the long absence. :-)
They won't even have noticed - they're such a caring community over there that they can't even get a simple dead DUmmies forum set-up.
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One more day, Doug. Then ALL of DU will get to read about you. They will be coming right here.
Pity DUers are such cowards, that none will sign up to defend your name (not even you) (not even Squeak!).
If the crown fits Doug...wear it!
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Congrats Doug for being STUPENDOUSLY stupid. You made 2013 a memorable and funny year. The latter part of it anyway. :loser:
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Well Doug Bulna, shit hot system admin, are you gainfully employed now? Did you get another job after hiding your employer's customer lounge remote and subsequently getting fired? Inquiring minds want to know!!!!
Come on Doug!!!! Let us in on it. This thread is going on and on and I suspect, will continue to go on until you fess up. So give us the info on your situation. Trust me... until you fess up, it will not go away.
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Doug and Amber combined couldn't carry nadin's jockstrap.
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Doug and Amber combined couldn't carry nadin's jockstrap.
I agree, but.....
Speaking of which, has anyone noticed if the cousin's suspension's been lifted, and she's commenting again on Skins's island?
I really hate when that happens, a primitive going away for a while, because you know who gets blamed for it.
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I agree, but.....
Speaking of which, has anyone noticed if the cousin's suspension's been lifted, and she's commenting again on Skins's island?
I really hate when that happens, a primitive going away for a while, because you know who gets blamed for it.
I think the DUmmies on Skimmer's shit list, who've had too many posts hidden by mole juries, will start their suspensions January 1, and be gone until enough hidden posts are dropped by the DUmp's statute of limitations.
Then they'll come back, but unless more posts are dropped due to age, they'll start a new suspension as soon as they get another hidden post.
It would be a beautiful thing if they still had a meta forum.
Of course some of the missing DUmmies will never return, having been throttled by the Sandhills Assassin.
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Doug and Amber combined couldn't carry nadin's jockstrap.
I agree, but.....
Speaking of which, has anyone noticed if the cousin's suspension's been lifted, and she's commenting again on Skins's island?
I really hate when that happens, a primitive going away for a while, because you know who gets blamed for it.
Well GB and Frank... you do have to admit Doug spawned the longest, largest thread in CC history. That has got to count for something!!! LFR keep us entertained and on the edge of our seats while she had her cross country odyssey. Now it wasn't as riveting as Homer, I will admit. It did have lots of entertainment value though.
I think it was kinda like college football. You got Ohio State, LSU, Alabama, et al... always there every year... but then you get an upstart every now and again that takes the nation by storm. I feel that is what happened this year. America loves an underdog and apparently so does CC.
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Wasn't PeW trying to defend Doug ? Before he was invited to exit stage right ?
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Wasn't PeW trying to defend Doug ? Before he was invited to exit stage right ?
I don't recall that. Wouldn't doubt it.
Doug Bulna's, "yoohoo I'm back" post didn't draw much attention.
Gearhart Chevrolet didn't even post a beg for him to come back.
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Oh baby it's back.
Happy New Year DUglawarus!
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Spent some time rereading this thread. Pure comedy gold.
Too bad it never raised a stink on DU like Andyscam did. I miss the ninja lawyers.
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I've got a new goal. 100 pages and, as always, making the walrus come out of hiding with tusks out.
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I've got a new goal. 100 pages and, as always, making the walrus come out of hiding with tusks out.
That sounds as if it's a worthy goal.
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A hundred pages would be nice.
I'm still trying to figure out what stinkbug keeps reading the "DUmpster rules". It's messing with the read point spread.
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I'm still trying to figure out what stinkbug keeps reading the "DUmpster rules".
Members and lurkers who want to be careful about observing the rules, that's who.
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Members and lurkers who want to be careful about observing the rules, that's who.
Nobody follows the rules, nobody.
I think somebody is deliberately trying to torpedo Doug's accomplishment. :rant:
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Spent some time rereading this thread. Pure comedy gold.
Oh yeah. Every page is worth taking the the time to read.
Legendary, truly.
CMD
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Nobody follows the rules, nobody.
I think somebody is deliberately trying to torpedo Doug's accomplishment. :rant:
It's just numbers on a piece of paper(screen). No biggie.
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Members and lurkers who want to be careful about observing the rules, that's who.
This is Obama's America and rules are not to be followed. If the top man flouts all the laws so can we.
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It's just numbers on a piece of paper(screen). No biggie.
Aha!!! So you're the one. :tongue:
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Members and lurkers who want to be careful about observing the rules, that's who.
One of the rules is that when bringing a DUmp comment here, the quote must include the time and date of the comment, without which the context, significance, and often the humor are completely lost.
It's a small, tiny, but important rule, yet often even civilized people are too sloven, too careless, too influenced by DUmp behavior, to comply.
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One of the rules is that when bringing a DUmp comment here, the quote must include the time and date of the comment, without which the context, significance, and often the humor are completely lost.
It's a small, tiny, but important rule, yet often even civilized people are too sloven, too careless, too influenced by DUmp behavior, to comply.
Now, you know I totally and wholly and completely agree; the date and time's important, especially given the system Skins's island uses, where posts aren't shown in chronological order; a lot of primitives take advantage of that, to lie. And the lies are more easily caught of one has time-and-dates for comparison.
But what's one gonna do?
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I know that old Doug didn't follow the very old rule of "Thou shall not steal."
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Frank,
Go ahead and BS me, but I'm a contributor to the Dummy rules thread. Evidently, there's a bug because even though I logged in the last time I viewed CC, I have to relogin (or my idiocy in using the app.) If I forget to do so and go to the Dump forum... there is the "New Post" that just happens to be the Dummie rules listed first and open. I uninstalled Tapatalk and reinstalled, but it still does it.
Anybody that can tell me how to fix? Tapatalk on Kindle.
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Frank,
Go ahead and BS me, but I'm a contributor to the Dummy rules thread. Evidently, there's a bug because even though I logged in the last time I viewed CC, I have to relogin (or my idiocy in using the app.) If I forget to do so and go to the Dump forum... there is the "New Post" that just happens to be the Dummie rules listed first and open. I uninstalled Tapatalk and reinstalled, but it still does it.
Anybody that can tell me how to fix? Tapatalk on Kindle.
Since I have no idea what you're talking about and I have never read any of the rules for CC, I shall send healing white light.
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Since I have no idea what you're talking about and I have never read any of the rules for CC, I shall send healing white light.
ROFL! Thanks a LOT. :P That white light "oughta" fix it for sure.
Guess I'll lay off the Kindle and cc. ;)
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ROFL! Thanks a LOT. :P That white light "oughta" fix it for sure.
Guess I'll lay off the Kindle and cc. ;)
Does the CC stand for Canadian Club?
Lots of DUmmies post while drunk. The Pittster is a regular sot.
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BS for insinuating that I'd drink cc. It tastes like tea to me.
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Does the CC stand for Canadian Club?
Lots of DUmmies post while drunk. The Pittster is a regular sot.
Crown and coke.
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BS for insinuating that I'd drink cc. It tastes like tea to me.
It's the only thing I could think of. I don't drink. 21 years now. When I did, I drank Scotch.
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All this talk of drink when poor Dougie can only afford cheap wino brands...
Hey Doug, do they serve Thunderbird wine at the shelter?
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9288/a1bf.jpg)
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100 pages is no problem !
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100 pages is no problem !
Actually, this is the wrong thread.
It's GOBUCKS' thread that shows up on the nadin machine.
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One of the rules is that when bringing a DUmp comment here, the quote must include the time and date of the comment, without which the context, significance, and often the humor are completely lost.
It's a small, tiny, but important rule, yet often even civilized people are too sloven, too careless, too influenced by DUmp behavior, to comply.
Rule probably needs to be modified a bit...it was written before the DUmp had super secret closed pages on FB. Of someone were a member of that page...linking to a post from there would out the mole.
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Rule probably needs to be modified a bit...it was written before the DUmp had super secret closed pages on FB. Of someone were a member of that page...linking to a post from there would out the mole.
I suspect you may be talking eggs, while we're talking lemons here, sir.
GOBUCKS' and franksolich's complaint pertains to threads brought over from Skins's island; it's handy to have the time and date included in the "quotes".
It was easier with the old DU, than it is now, but after doing it enough times, I don't think it takes me at least any longer than it used to.
If comments were posted on Skins's island in the usual customary sequential chronological order, it wouldn't be a problem. But they're not.
I suspect Skins and Elad chose the system they did, because they knew the primitives are cerebrally incapable of using any "quote" function; for them, it's too complicated to do that.
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Rule probably needs to be modified a bit...it was written before the DUmp had super secret closed pages on FB. Of someone were a member of that page...linking to a post from there would out the mole.
Find a thread--any thread--in the DUmpster here, started by either GOBUCKS or franksolich.
You'll see what I mean.
Caution, however--GOBUCKS does it one way, I do it a different way. But we both got the time and date in the posts.
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A random example of how GOBUCKS does the date and time:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,93720.0.html
A random example of how franksolich includes the date and time:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,93774.0.html
GOBUCKS' way is easier, but I think my way looks neater.
But in both cases, the date and time are included.
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has the remote been found yet? Has Doug been heard from, besides his quick post from the library computer?
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Find a thread--any thread--in the DUmpster here, started by either GOBUCKS or franksolich.
You'll see what I mean.
Caution, however--GOBUCKS does it one way, I do it a different way. But we both got the time and date in the posts.
No I understand what you mean. I do my best to adhere to the same standard the rare times I row over there anymore.
I just interpreted Purple Sage's post to mean any DU related thread. Not just specifically from The Island or OET.
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No I understand what you mean. I do my best to adhere to the same standard the rare times I row over there anymore.
I just interpreted Purple Sage's post to mean any DU related thread. Not just specifically from The Island or OET.
It depends on what browser you are using, which is why the dates & times don't always appear.
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Actually, this is the wrong thread.
It's GOBUCKS' thread that shows up on the nadin machine.
Well then I will put some effort into that thread.
Happy and prosperous New Year Doug.
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I highlight from the bottom up. I start with the cursor at the last character in the post, holding the left mouse button down I move the pointer the the spot just to the left of the date in the upper right hand corner.
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I highlight from the bottom up. I start with the cursor at the last character in the post, holding the left mouse button down I move the pointer the the spot just to the left of the date in the upper right hand corner.
That's GOBUCKS' system too, and the easiest.
However, when the new DU came into being, as I couldn't figure it out, what evolved was something that requires two, not one, copy-and-paste jobs, per each primitive comment. By the time I learned of GOBUCKS' method, I was used to this other way, and reluctant to change.
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That's GOBUCKS' system too, and the easiest.
However, when the new DU came into being, as I couldn't figure it out, what evolved was something that requires two, not one, copy-and-paste jobs, per each primitive comment. By the time I learned of GOBUCKS' method, I was used to this other way, and reluctant to change.
I posted this a few years back:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,67508.0/msg,783606.html
Sample DUmmy post:
Sat Dec 10, 2011, 02:16 AM
Star Member Tsiyu (12,758 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
View profile
Occupy Clear Channel - Take Back OUR Airwaves 12/12/11
http://www.mediaactioncenter.net/
OCCUPY CLEAR CHANNEL!<------Start here
My post:
For simplicity sake, we'll use the same thread.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023296
Start at the bottom right, holding the left mouse button down.(CHANNEL- in red)
Working left, moving toward the top, highlight the desired text.
When you get to the top line, still holding the mouse button, go to the right of the time and move the mouse left. The body of text and the name/time bar should be highlighted.
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I found Waldo.
Where's Doug Bulna, and where is the remote? :???:
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With his charming personality and razor sharp wit, I suggest Mr. Bulna send out his CV to NPR.
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I found Waldo.
Where's Doug Bulna, and where is the remote? :???:
Buried among the bazillion remotes he now owns.
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I got to thinking that i hope Cal-piggy has only Fox news on when she is recovering.
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I got to thinking that i hope Cal-piggy has only Fox news on when she is recovering.
After the way Coach has been going on about her, I would recommend some security on her room. Although they say he moves like the wind and passes like the night so that might not help.
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Bump to help potential employers that receive DB's resume and decide to Google him.
They should be aware of what an immature miscreant he is.
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Bump to help potential employers that receive DB's resume and decide to Google him.
They should be aware of what an immature miscreant he is.
For some reason GOBUCKS thread at 50+ pages is the one showing up on Google.
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For some reason GOBUCKS thread at 50+ pages is the one showing up on Google.
Makes sense to me. GOBUCKS placed both Doug Bulna and Gearhart Chevrolet in the thread title.
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For some reason GOBUCKS thread at 50+ pages is the one showing up on Google.
Well i will bump both because....well..**** Doug.
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Well i will bump both because....well..**** Doug.
Agreed. **** him.
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The walrus tested the water yesterday.
He got one nibble on the flipper.
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The walrus tested the water yesterday.
He got one nibble on the flipper.
That's poetic imagery.
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That's poetic imagery.
Is it a flipper or just a skin tag?
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Is it a flipper or just a skin tag?
That's vivid imagery to be sure.
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I'm waiting for one of the DUmpmonkiez to ask why he was gone so long.As if they don't know. :lmao:
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I'm waiting for one of the DUmpmonkiez to ask why he was gone so long.As if they don't know. :lmao:
Indeed. They all know, and are afraid of the PPRoni Pizza.
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Who was the walrus on the Saturday morning cartoon? Ran around with a penguin.
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Who was the walrus on the Saturday morning cartoon? Ran around with a penguin.
Chumley and Tennessee Tuxedo
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Now it's Dougly and Tom in Tennessee. :-)
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Doug's thread is going to hit three biggies: 100 pages, 50,000 views and 1500 posts. Plus the DOTY 2013. Big year for The Walrus.
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I had noticed it was getting close to the 50,00 mark and the hundred pages.
Didn't think about the 1500 posts.
Mind if I help? :whistling:
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I had noticed it was getting close to the 50,00 mark and the hundred pages.
Didn't think about the 1500 posts.
Mind if I help? :whistling:
I will lend a hand . . . er, post . . . :whistling:
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We all do what we can.
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We all do what we can.
We are all givers, not looters or moochers.
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We are all givers, not looters or moochers.
Give a little bit...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SQGJmgnEI8[/youtube]
There's so much that I want to share !
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Give a little bit...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SQGJmgnEI8[/youtube]
There's so much that I want to share !
All Doug Bulna has to do was share the remote. Oh no, he had to steal it and hide it.
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All Doug Bulna has to do was share the remote. Oh no, he had to steal it and hide it.
LOL
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And so we are on to page 100. When we fill it, we will be at 1,500 replies. And by then we should be close to 50,000 views.
Doug, you finally have accomplished something!
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YAY !!! first post on 100 pages...lol just doing my part.
edit for ...well....oops!..lol
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LOL
Double it !
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Let's keep it up! :whistling: O-) :fuelfire:
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Let's keep it up! :whistling: O-) :fuelfire:
Count me in !
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWpYQjuJ0u0[/youtube]
I'll supply the jet fuel based lighter fluid !
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Sunday January 12th, 2014 a day which will live in infamy for Doug "Walrus" Bulna.
100 pages, 1491 posts, 49485 views.
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Sunday January 12th, 2014 a day which will live in infamy for Doug "Walrus" Bulna.
100 pages, 1491 posts, 49485 views.
I'm thinking 100 pages, 1500 posts and 50K views then lock it.
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Tucker sailed the ocean blue.
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I'm thinking 100 pages, 1500 posts and 50K views then lock it.
I'd thought about doing that last November, just before the contest for Top DUmmies got underway.
Then I changed my mind, deciding to let this die a natural death.
It'll die a natural death when walrus-face tells the primitives what happened, and apologizes to them for being such a rectal aperture.
This thread'll go on as long as the brain-damaged primitive wants it to; he's the one, the only one, to decide whether it withers or flourishes.
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I'm thinking 100 pages, 1500 posts and 50K views then lock it.
We've reached the first, the second is likely today...
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We've reached the first, the second is likely today...
Yeah. They're all within reach today...maybe.
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Doing my part from the beach at 70 degrees. Oh and I still have all of my remotes.
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1.12.14 is the day and if I have to carry this thread over the line I will. Both posts and views.
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Doing my part from the beach at 70 degrees. Oh and I still have all of my remotes.
70? Nice.
It's 63 here in my neck of the midwest, which is a darn sight better than last Sunday's temperature this time, which was minus something-or-another.
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And pulled over the post line at the first of page 101.
Yeah It's been pretty damn nice here in the PRoC for the last few weeks. Of course that is why I pay the big bucks to live here.
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50,000 views, to go along with over 100 pages and 1,500 replies! Way to go, Doug!
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50,000 views, to go along with over 100 pages and 1,500 replies! Way to go, Doug!
Congrats Doug! Enjoy your present!
(http://funnypicturesabout.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/walrus.jpg)
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Come on Doug, just own up to it. It could give you Satisfaction:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsR2-Tpsqqc[/youtube]
CMD
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Such immortality for Doug Bulna - a far greater achievement than anybody could have imagined considering his abilities.
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The whole is the sum of the parts. Sum are doing their part to point out the hole.
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Doug, check these out!
http://reviews.cnet.com/best-universal-remotes/
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Such immortality for Doug Bulna - a far greater achievement than anybody could have imagined considering his abilities.
Like the song says, with a little help from his friends.
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Look who showed up at the DUmp.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024329561
Tue Jan 14, 2014, 01:20 PM
Star Member DainBramaged (39,142 posts)
Drip drip drip
Couple of stupid pictures
The sink will run over very soon
That's it folks. About as lame as it gets.
One short reply. S/h/it should ask about Doug ulna's loooong absence.
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. . . Doug ulna's loooong absence.
A Doug Ulna sighting? Forewarned is forearmed.
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Look who showed up at the DUmp.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024329561That's it folks. About as lame as it gets.
One short reply. S/h/it should ask about Doug ulna's loooong absence.
Probably walrus-face hasn't seen that polls show that Chris Christy still enjoys a 59% approval rating--considerably higher than that of 0bozo--among New Jerseyites.
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That should teach me to roof read my comments. Yup. :whistling:
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That should teach me to roof read my comments. Yup. :whistling:
How dare you ?
That's my favorite place to read them too.
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According to his DUmp profile he has posted 19 times in the last 90 days.
He first joined the DUmp in 2002, since when he has posted 39,142 times - this means that he's been a member for eleven years+ with an annual posting rate of about 3500; but since his hi-jinks with the remote this rate has dropped to 77. There must be a big hole in his 'life' where all of that posting took place.
One simple "gosh, wasn't I stupid" thread, or even a "those damned FReeptards" one, and he could happily resume this life of wasting time and effort on the DUmp. It doesn't even have to be true, we certainly never assume that what they write over there has the faintest hint of veracity about it.
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According to his DUmp profile he has posted 19 times in the last 90 days.
He first joined the DUmp in 2002, since when he has posted 39,142 times - this means that he's been a member for eleven years+ with an annual posting rate of about 3500; but since his hi-jinks with the remote this rate has dropped to 77. There must be a big hole in his 'life' where all of that posting took place.
One simple "gosh, wasn't I stupid" thread, or even a "those damned FReeptards" one, and he could happily resume this life of wasting time and effort on the DUmp. It doesn't even have to be true, we certainly never assume that what they write over there has the faintest hint of veracity about it.
You're into PR, aren't you? :???: :tongue:
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According to his DUmp profile he has posted 19 times in the last 90 days.
He first joined the DUmp in 2002, since when he has posted 39,142 times - this means that he's been a member for eleven years+ with an annual posting rate of about 3500; but since his hi-jinks with the remote this rate has dropped to 77. There must be a big hole in his 'life' where all of that posting took place.
One simple "gosh, wasn't I stupid" thread, or even a "those damned FReeptards" one, and he could happily resume this life of wasting time and effort on the DUmp. It doesn't even have to be true, we certainly never assume that what they write over there has the faintest hint of veracity about it.
My point exactly.
The only person who's holding walrus-face back is the brain-damaged primitive himself. If he'd make a clean breast of things to his fellow primitives, and apologize to them for having been such a rectal aperture, all would be forgiven and forgotten, and he could happily proceed to post away with not a care in the world.
And this thread, and GOBUCKS' thread, would wither away and die.
The brain-damaged primitive is in total control of the situation; he, and he alone, can determine what happens.
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. . . Doug ulna's loooong absence.
A Doug Ulna sighting? Forewarned is forearmed.
Hate to elbow in here, but I was hoping someone within the radius of this cave would say, "I saw what you did there. It was rather humerus."
But as I always say: A good pun is its own reword.
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KISSED MY MONEY BYE-BYE (The Day the Money Died)
Tune: "American Pie" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U)
As sung by DainBramaged
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how their money used to give me glee
But I knew if I had my chance
That I could break their Fox News trance
And maybe they'd be lib'ral just like me
The television made me quiver
With every program it delivered
Fox News on the TV
I couldn't let them see me
I took the changer from its side
Then I found a place where it could hide
But something made me brag with pride
The day the money died
Oh my, I kissed my money bye-bye
Drove my Chevy dealer crazy
With my little white lie
Told them good ol' boys our old remote up and died
Thinkin' this'll be the way that I try--
Hide it in the rafters and lie . . .
(Cut to the end, 7:47)
And now I'm singin' . . .
Why'd I spread my little white lie?
Told the DUmmies it was funny
How I hid it so high
But them lousy freeps were thinkin' "Who is this guy?"
And with this I kissed my money bye-bye
With this I kissed my money bye-bye
Now I'm singin' . . .
Why'd I spread my little white lie?
Told the DUmmies it was funny
How I hid it so high
Them lousy freeps were thinkin' "Who is this guy?"
And with this I kissed my money bye-bye!
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Hate to elbow in here, but I was hoping someone within the radius of this cave would say, "I saw what you did there. It was rather humerus."
But as I always say: A good pun is its own reword.
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KISSED MY MONEY BYE-BYE (The Day the Money Died)
Tune: "American Pie" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U)
As sung by DainBramaged
Ironically, Don McLean's original version of "American Pie" hit #1 this week in 1972.
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Ironically, Don McLean's original version of "American Pie" hit #1 this week in 1972.
I always thought that was a catchy tune, and deserved to be on the top 40, but I never really understood how or why it made it to number 1.
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Hmph.
As of 1/17/2014 5:06pm EST we've dropped to page 2 in the DUmpster.
Well, I'll fix that!
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Hmph.
As of 1/17/2014 5:06pm EST we've dropped to page 2 in the DUmpster.
Well, I'll fix that!
It wasn't on page two when I just looked now. :???:
Strange indeed.
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I always thought that was a catchy tune, and deserved to be on the top 40, but I never really understood how or why it made it to number 1.
Because its so damn long that most of the music it was competing with never got a chance to be heard.
:-)
CMD
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Walrustling up some fish for dinner tonight, I wondered if old Doug Bulna had finally saw fit to apologize to his co-DUmmies. Evidently not.
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I think this thread needs to be more prominently displayed here. Up it goes!
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I think this thread needs to be more prominently displayed here. Up it goes!
Up, up, and away !
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Up, up, and away !
Where?? :???:
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Where?? :???:
In his beautiful balloon?
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Where?? :???:
Up where BlueState wants it to go.
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Rocketing back to the top! :whistling:
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0[/youtube]
:yahoo:
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:fuelfire:
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0[/youtube]
:yahoo:
Ugh.. I forgot how cheesy that dude was....
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Jesus, look at that hair.
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Page two, will never do.
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Page one for all the fun.
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Cats don't have a thing on this thread. Will it still be around one the one year anniversary of the great hide the remote lie? It's all up to Doug.
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Cats don't have a thing on this thread. Will it still be around one the one year anniversary of the great hide the remote lie? It's all up to Doug.
I think we can keep it going. :cheersmate: :popcorn:
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Another Doug Bulna sighting?
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Up, up, and away !
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5akEgsZSfhg[/youtube]
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^In my beautiful ballon.
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^In my beautiful ballon.
99 luft ballons
[youtube=425,350]www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lur-SGl3uw8‎[/youtube]
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Page one for all the fun.
Are you still upping your game?
How dare you Sir. :-)
CMD
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Doug Bulna's gotten himself caught with the "wrong crowd".
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncof9voSYg4[/youtube]
:popcorn:
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Could this be the end of Doug Bulna?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2IYQq7IkXc[/youtube]
:popcorn:
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I think we can keep it going. :cheersmate: :popcorn:
!Si se puede!
!Quando no tiene remoto, soy aqui! !Es siempre, asi tambien!
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!Si se puede!
!Quando no tiene remoto, soy aqui! !Es siempre, asi tambien!
:yeahthat:
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Are you still upping your game?
How dare you Sir. :-)
CMD
Well played sir...But,
How dare you ?
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Oh darn! I intended to go thrift store shopping Thursday and forgot all about it. The remotes will probably all still be there this Thursday.
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Mustn't let this sink too far back.
Just to remind Doug Bulna that we watch for him, always we watch for him.
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Ya know, this weekend I went downtown. Because of all the snow we got, some people decided to do a snow sculpture event. Right in front of the library, someone had sculpted a gigantic walrus! "Looking good, Doug!", I thought.
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All Doug. All the time.
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I'm looking forward to the one year anniversary.
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I'm looking forward to the one year anniversary.
I have no doubt the event's going to be constantly commemorated, much like the long-ago Scamdal (April 30, 2005) or the more-recent Fitzmas (May 12, 2006), and walrus-face might find it irksome.
But the brain-damaged primitive's the one in control of this situation; if he were to make a clean breast of things to his fellow primitives, explaining and apologizing to them for having been such an asshole, the event would quickly recede from the public mind and memory, being forgotten.
He's the one, and the only one, who can decide how long this goes on.
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Maybe he is enjoying his infamy. The Japanese didn't get to enjoy theirs too long. Neither did the Nazis.
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He's the one, and the only one, who can decide how long this goes on.
Listen to this, Doug. Wisdom. Time to be a man, not a rat. Fess up.
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I have no doubt the event's going to be constantly commemorated, much like the long-ago Scamdal (April 30, 2005) or the more-recent Fitzmas (May 12, 2006), and walrus-face might find it irksome.
But the brain-damaged primitive's the one in control of this situation; if he were to make a clean breast of things to his fellow primitives, explaining and apologizing to them for having been such an asshole, the event would quickly recede from the public mind and memory, being forgotten.
He's the one, and the only one, who can decide how long this goes on.
Scamdy and Fitzmas were some big scandals at DU, especially Scamdy.
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Scamdy and Fitzmas were some big scandals at DU, especially Scamdy.
It will be a long time before I forget NJCher's soup.
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It will be a long time before I forget NJCher's soup.
NJCher's latest creation
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AquUS3lwBUM[/youtube]
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If I type Doug Bulna and Gearhart Chevrolet, does that help with other searches?
How about tv remote?
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Sorta like typing DainBramaged (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large) aka Doug Bulna (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large) aka Douglas Bulna (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large) aka Douglas C. Bulna (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large) of Gearhart Chevrolet Fame?
Yes sir. I believe it does.
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I wonder if FOX News has picked up on this. :lmao:
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I wonder if FOX News has picked up on this. :lmao:
Red Eye just might!
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I wonder if FOX News has picked up on this. :lmao:
Would the customers at Gearhart Chevrolet, Doug Bulna's previous employer, know about it as they can't pick up FOX in the lounge?
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Red Eye just might!
Ok, now that would be the most poetic justice imaginable---if the Red Eye crew did a blip on Doug Bulna's theft of the remote from Gearheart Chevrolet in an attempt to stop Fox News from being shown in the waiting area; Greg Gutfeld and crew having guffaws at Doug's expense.
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Ok, now that would be the most poetic justice imaginable---if the Red Eye crew did a blip on Doug Bulna's theft of the remote from Gearheart Chevrolet in an attempt to stop Fox News from being shown in the waiting area; Greg Gutfeld and crew having guffaws at Doug's expense.
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Thing is, it would still have more viewers than MSNBC as a whole.
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Fox was recently voted most trusted network news. People can tell when the media is fair and balanced, which isn't often.
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Whoops! This thread is slipping down in the list...
Back up to the top you go!
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Whoops! This thread is slipping down in the list...
Back up to the top you go!
You know, some members resent that we're dredging this up; they think it's overkill insofar as walrus-face is concerned, and that it doesn't look good for us.
However.
Those are usually members who've known of the brain-damaged primitive a relatively short time, a couple or three years.
Those of us who've known him since the beginning, say circa the last ten years or so, have a different "take" on the matter; walrus-face hasn't gotten a tenth, a hundredth, a thousandth, of the misery he truly deserves. I wish we could give him some of those just desserts, but a thread about him in the DUmpster's the most we can do.
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You know, some members resent that we're dredging this up; they think it's overkill insofar as walrus-face is concerned, and that it doesn't look good for us.
However.
Those are usually members who've known of the brain-damaged primitive a relatively short time, a couple or three years.
Those of us who've known him since the beginning, say circa the last ten years or so, have a different "take" on the matter; walrus-face hasn't gotten a tenth, a hundredth, a thousandth, of the misery he truly deserves. I wish we could give him some of those just desserts, but a thread about him in the DUmpster's the most we can do.
After how he treated me, you know how I feel.
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You know, some members resent that we're dredging this up; they think it's overkill insofar as walrus-face is concerned, and that it doesn't look good for us.
However.
Those are usually members who've known of the brain-damaged primitive a relatively short time, a couple or three years.
Those of us who've known him since the beginning, say circa the last ten years or so, have a different "take" on the matter; walrus-face hasn't gotten a tenth, a hundredth, a thousandth, of the misery he truly deserves. I wish we could give him some of those just desserts, but a thread about him in the DUmpster's the most we can do.
I look at it from an employer's point of view. With regards to people working for me, I tend to have a zero tolerance for thievery, lying, or any other type of deception--because a person who considers that acceptable you can never truly trust with anything. I wouldn't want someone like Doug Bulna working for me, not because of his politics, but quite simply because his lack of maturity.
It's not your TV, your remote, your waiting room. Do I come over your house and mess with your stuff? No.
Then don't mess with mine. If Doug had worked for me, I would have sacked him, too. That type of behavior shows a distinct lack of professionalism. If he's hiding remotes because of his politics, what's to stop him from accosting one of the customers reading an Ann Coulter book in the waiting room?
If it had been MSNBC he had switched off, and the customer he accosted was reading a Rachel Maddow book, I'd have the same reaction. No professionalism. Hit the road.
This is a place of business--not a playground.
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I look at it from an employer's point of view. With regards to people working for me, I tend to have a zero tolerance for thievery, lying, or any other type of deception--because a person who considers that acceptable you can never truly trust with anything. I wouldn't want someone like Doug Bulna working for me, not because of his politics, but quite simply because his lack of maturity.
It's not your TV, your remote, your waiting room. Do I come over your house and mess with your stuff? No.
Then don't mess with mine. If Doug had worked for me, I would have sacked him, too. That type of behavior shows a distinct lack of professionalism. If he's hiding remotes because of his politics, what's to stop him from accosting one of the customers reading an Ann Coulter book in the waiting room?
If it had been MSNBC he had switched off, and the customer he accosted was reading a Rachel Maddow book, I'd have the same reaction. No professionalism. Hit the road.
This is a place of business--not a playground.
:cheersmate:
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After how he treated me, you know how I feel.
You know, if walrus-face had taken your extended hand of friendship, none of these bad things probably would've ever happened to him.
Talk about missing the bus.....or the boat.....or the train......or the plane.
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Piss off Doug. You reap what you sow.
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This whole boondoggle could not have been more poorly timed.
Aside from the fact that his age, appearance, personality, and history will make a new job very elusive, think of the costs Doug now has to bear.
For ages he hasn't had to buy a hand tool, a roll of toilet paper, a bar of soap, a small car part, pack of computer paper, or a light bulb. All of those things were provided free, in limitless quantities, by the dealership. That big lunch box and those huge coat pockets were never empty on the trip home.
Now all those things are household expenses. And now, of all times, we have to start buying dim six-dollar democrat light bulbs. I hope Doug thought to stock up a good inventory of Gearhart bulbs.
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I look at it from an employer's point of view. With regards to people working for me, I tend to have a zero tolerance for thievery, lying, or any other type of deception--because a person who considers that acceptable you can never truly trust with anything. I wouldn't want someone like Doug Bulna working for me, not because of his politics, but quite simply because his lack of maturity.
It's not your TV, your remote, your waiting room. Do I come over your house and mess with your stuff? No.
Then don't mess with mine. If Doug had worked for me, I would have sacked him, too. That type of behavior shows a distinct lack of professionalism. If he's hiding remotes because of his politics, what's to stop him from accosting one of the customers reading an Ann Coulter book in the waiting room?
If it had been MSNBC he had switched off, and the customer he accosted was reading a Rachel Maddow book, I'd have the same reaction. No professionalism. Hit the road.
This is a place of business--not a playground.
I remember he bad mouthed his colleagues and work place multiple times. :mental:
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I think I understand the point that coach is trying to make about certain members. As for me, I'm in the Doug Bulna karma should be painful category. It almost always is for conservatives, who get hurt, pick up the pieces, learn, and do better. None of that seems to apply to libs like Doug Bulna.
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As for me, I'm in the Doug Bulna karma should be painful category. It almost always is for conservatives, who get hurt, pick up the pieces, learn, and do better. None of that seems to apply to libs like Doug Bulna.
Yeah.
I'm sure everybody here has done something really stupid in their lives, maybe many times.
Something just really stupid, immature, child-like.
<<<does it every day.
But the consequences are different, and certainly not as harsh.
Perhaps walrus-face should contemplate upon that.
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Yeah.
I'm sure everybody here has done something really stupid in their lives, maybe many times.
Difference is that I feel guilt and remorse.
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Difference is that I feel guilt and remorse.
Sometimes. Other times I've done stupid stuff and the only thing hurt was my pride. :whistling:
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Today is Feb. 11, 2014. I think we need to declare this day as National WTF did Dougie do? Day.
Everyone should get into the spirit of the day by, first, hidding the remote from themselves, then submit their version of WTF Dougie Did in whatever literary form they wish.
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Today is Feb. 11, 2014. I think we need to declare this day as National WTF did Dougie do? Day.
Everyone should get into the spirit of the day by, first, hidding the remote from themselves, then submit their version of WTF Dougie Did in whatever literary form they wish.
Those stupid remotes! They're lost half the time.
Sometimes I think Doug must be secretly living in my attic, coming out at night to hide remotes.
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Those stupid remotes! They're lost half the time.
Sometimes I think Doug must be secretly living in my attic, coming out at night to hide remotes.
He must have visited my house once or twice . . . or taught my daughter how to hide the damned things. :hammer:
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Doug
Hid the one
Remote to the lounge
Now only we see
M.S.N.
B.C.
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Wow, this is the thread that just won't die! Many employers do a google search on potential employees. Doug may have problems.
Cindie
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I wonder how many DUmmies have done something like this...................
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I wonder how many DUmmies have done something like this...................
Probably a few have tried something similar, but I'll bet they're not going to boast about it on Skins's island.
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The Walrus
The widdly, waddly walrus
has flippery, floppery feet.
He dives in the ocean for dinner
and stands on his noggin to eat.
The wrinkly, crinkly walrus
swims with a debonair splash.
His elegant tusks are of ivory
and he wears a fine walrus mustache.
The thundery, blundery walrus
has a rubbery, blubbery hide.
He puffs up his neck when it's bedtime
and floats fast asleep in the tide.
--Jack Prelutsky
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^Nice find Purple !
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Oh my.
For future reference:
Police investigating bomb threat called into Denville car dealership
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,94582.0.html
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The trigger device might be the missing remote.
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Probably a few have tried something similar, but I'll bet they're not going to boast about it on Skins's island.
Somehow I get the feeling that car dealerships are most vulnerable to this type of crime.
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I'll be darned, coach was right.
This thread had slipped down a couple pages.
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VsifANR96s[/youtube]
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VsifANR96s[/youtube]
Okay, dutch, sir.
That wasn't coming out; all one got was blank white acreage.
After I took the "s" out of the "https" in the "address," it did.
I dunno what's up with that.
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Okay, dutch, sir.
That wasn't coming out; all one got was blank white acreage.
After I took the "s" out of the "https" in the "address," it did.
I dunno what's up with that.
hmm. don't know. Will have to look throught he coding and see what's up.
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Doug Bulna, with all his IT experience, is now trying to sabotage the internet by randomly inserting "esses" at the end of HTTP.
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Need to mention that so OZ, will notice the number of replies.
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Well, this Doug Bulna thread is far out in front of the other Doug Bulna thread, that's for sure.
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It's the dealership's fault for having such a small remote. We should mail them a few of these. We know Doug Bulna from Democratic Underground would never lift any thing this heavy.
(http://www.bitrebels.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bigremote.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l5k3pynS4os/TuHpxPTJrFI/AAAAAAAAAVw/OU6cnIF4n_Y/s1600/man-lifting-heavy-box.png)
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^Nice find Purple !
Thanks Zombie. :)
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What news on the Dougie? Omaha Steve is retiring, does the Dougie have a job again that he might retire from... sometime in the future?
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It's the dealership's fault for having such a small remote. We should mail them a few of these. We know Doug Bulna from Democratic Underground would never lift any thing this heavy.
(http://www.bitrebels.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bigremote.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l5k3pynS4os/TuHpxPTJrFI/AAAAAAAAAVw/OU6cnIF4n_Y/s1600/man-lifting-heavy-box.png)
It would require four union thugs to supervise, so I'm sure Doug Bulna and Steve Dawes would approve.
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Okay, dutch, sir.
That wasn't coming out; all one got was blank white acreage.
After I took the "s" out of the "https" in the "address," it did.
I dunno what's up with that.
I am not sure of the context but the "s" in https is "secure" (it actually means it will be using the SSL protocol which keeps prying eyes out of the actual message content). Sometime the ssl transport goes down and all that will go through the non-secure (I loved the old days when Windows called it an "insecure connection") "http:" protocol.
You now probably know more than the walrus about internet protocols...
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It would require four union thugs to supervise, so I'm sure Doug Bulna and Steve Dawes would approve.
:-)
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The thundery, blundery walrus
has a rubbery, blubbery hide.
:rotf: :lmao: Oh that was too cute. You guys with little ones should read that to them.
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Poor Doug Bulna continues to be caught in the middle of a circular bitch-slap.
Gearhart Chevrolet did the right thing when they canned his thieving ass.
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Poor Doug Bulna continues to be caught in the middle of a circular bitch-slap.
Gearhart Chevrolet did the right thing when they canned his thieving ass.
Did we ever get official confirmation of that? It was easy to get lost in the high quality snark on the walrus threads but did we ever empirically determine his firing?
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Began raid maD
a BounD lug
louD anal Bugs
Rev i stole one iTem
he reGret Chat valor
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Did we ever get official confirmation of that? It was easy to get lost in the high quality snark on the walrus threads but did we ever empirically determine his firing?
He's no longer listed on this page (http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team/Denville-NJ-Chevrolet-Dealer).
There used to be a picture of the walrus there, I think it said he was the IT manager or something like that.
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Did we ever get official confirmation of that? It was easy to get lost in the high quality snark on the walrus threads but did we ever empirically determine his firing?
He was leaving.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022586654
DainBramaged (39,174 posts) Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:37 PM
So they told me today they hired my replacement, oh and by the way come in tomorrow to train him
You're getting on and God forbid something happens to you we have no fallback."
Yeah, so what do I do after I train him?
Oh, you'll still be working but for now you need to concentrate on doing a good job of training him.
You get old and they kick you to the side of the road.
See ya all soon.
Peace
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All Doug Bulna had was plan "A". If he was prudent, he would have had a plan "B" ready in case the great TV remote theft caper worked out less than optimally. But an infallible mastermind never considers the possibility that their masterplan will go awry.
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Quick check. No Doug Bulna.
I even checked their "wonder what sex I am" forum. (Skipped the male thread, figured I wouldn't find him there)
Nothing.
Pet area also blank.
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Quick check. No Doug Bulna.
I even checked their "wonder what sex I am" forum. (Skipped the male thread, figured I wouldn't find him there)
Nothing.
Pet area also blank.
Guess what you have to do to find a misplaced walrus ?
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Guess what you have to do to find a misplaced walrus ?
You first. :pokingpoop:
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You first. :pokingpoop:
You have to think like a walrus. You must ask yourself, If I were a walrus, where would I be ?
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You have to think like a walrus. You must ask yourself, If I were a walrus, where would I be ?
Wait, do you mean a walrus, or the walrus?
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You have to think like a walrus. You must ask yourself, If I were a walrus, where would I be?
I'd be at the unemployment office, Job Service, the social security office, or the local food pantry.
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I'd be at the unemployment office, Job Service, the social security office, or the local food pantry.
Okay, now we're getting somewhere. But don't get too far into the walrus' head. You might not make it back out !
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Doug Bulna is getting fired up about the new Godzilla movie.
Wed Feb 26, 2014, 08:35 PM
DainBramaged (39,180 posts)
More than Godzilla in the reboot and it looks wicked good.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018580418
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Doug Bulna is getting fired up about the new Godzilla movie.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018580418
Not appearing in the new Godzilla movie:
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131220002859/godzilla/images/thumb/4/41/Maguma_Roars/400px-Maguma_Roars.jpg)
Maguma, the Giant Walrus
Doug Bulna is a sad, sad walrus.
(http://www.brandlabs.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/enhanced-buzz-21853-1276205138-19.jpg)
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One runs into so many things on the internet...so much information. Sometimes, one just wonders, and or course has to share...
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5690770432/h1D10D99D/)
No sympathy for the pet mouse from Doug Bulna I guess...
Elsewhere, one finds a walrus...whether it is "the" walrus or just "a" walrus is unknown...one finds him remarking about his own big mouth:
(http://s28.postimg.org/6skk5ip99/7fjvr.jpg)
CMD
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Well CMD, you've found the perfect pictorial accompaniments! Bravo! :lmao:
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One runs into so many things on the internet...so much information. Sometimes, one just wonders, and or course has to share...
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5690770432/h1D10D99D/)
No sympathy for the pet mouse from Doug Bulna I guess...
Elsewhere, one finds a walrus...whether it is "the" walrus or just "a" walrus is unknown...one finds him remarking about his own big mouth:
(http://s28.postimg.org/6skk5ip99/7fjvr.jpg)
CMD
After thoughtful consideration of the facts, I have come to the conclusion that the walrus in the second picture, is not "the" walrus who is also know as Doug Bulna, former employee of Gearhart Chevrolet, and famed participant in the "hide the cable box remote control in the rafters of Gearhart Chevrolet to block Fox news" fiasco.
My reasoning is as follows. Lets examine the facts:
The walrus in the second picture did something, which he admits he would have gotten away with, if not for his own big mouth. His admission that he has a big mouth, alone, is evidence that this is not Doug Bulna, former employee of Gearhart Chevrolet, and famed participant in the "hide the cable box remote control in the rafters of Gearhart Chevrolet to block Fox news" fiasco.
Doug Bulna seems incapable of such self realization.
Second, his admission that it was his big mouth that interfered with his getting away with...whatever it is that walrus who is not Doug Bulna was trying to get away with...
He - this unidentified walrus - laid his failure to "get away with it" (whatever "it" was) at his own feet. Doug Bulna, former employee of Gearhart Chevrolet, and famed participant in the "hide the cable box remote control in the rafters of Gearhart Chevrolet to block Fox news" fiasco, on the other hand, seems unwilling or unable to do this, himself.
I therefore conclude that this unidentified walrus, is not Doug Bulna, former employee of Gearhart Chevrolet, and famed participant in the "hide the cable box remote control in the rafters of Gearhart Chevrolet to block Fox news" fiasco.
He might make a good role model for Doug Bulna though.
CMD
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(http://global3.memecdn.com/re-i-am-the-walrus_o_1208821.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/hAcskO0.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/hAcskO0.jpg)
:thatsright:
You can put lipstick on a walrus, but you can't make anyone kiss it.
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Doug Bulna immortalized in a computer game.
Skyrim is a game that lets computer nerds add hacks to the game. In this one, a monster has been replaced with a foul-mouthed walrus. Every time you hit him he cusses at you.
~~ skip to the 40 second mark.
[youtube=425,350]watch?v=71QBfgZp4vc[/youtube]
I think this captured Dougie Poo rather well, don't you?
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I think this captured Dougie Poo rather well, don't you?
:lmao: :lmao: Yes, I believe it did. :rotf: :cheersmate:
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One runs into so many things on the internet...so much information. Sometimes, one just wonders, and or course has to share...
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/49ers-Football-Coach-Jim-Harbaugh-in-Pushup-Contest-with-Walrus-250609871.html
49ers Coach in Push-Up Contest with Walrus
.....In an impromptu workout session, a 17-second video shows the 215-pound Harbaugh and the 1,750-pound Siku bending elbows – and flippers – while pressing and flexing their pecs.....
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http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/49ers-Football-Coach-Jim-Harbaugh-in-Pushup-Contest-with-Walrus-250609871.html
I embedded the video to bump Frank's link.
Doug vs Coach Harbaugh
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dboe9MhHX2E[/youtube]
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All the hatepitt threads have over run the DUmp lately.
Thought I'd dig around and see if Doug Bulna had finally shown his pudgy mug.
Nothing, a total bust.
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Never Forget!
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Never Forget!
<<<doesn't plan to.
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Doug does it wrong.
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8125780224/h63935075/)
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Doug Bulna is so selfish for not giving us an update.
People need to be kept informed.
If Doug Bulna was a nice guy, he wouldn't let everyone worry about him.
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Doug does it wrong.
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8125780224/h63935075/)
:lmao: those automatic questions that pop u on Google when typing. Are they because someone has asked before?
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:lmao: those automatic questions that pop u on Google when typing. Are they because someone has asked before?
It's too bad that "Why do walruses hide television remotes" doesn't automatically pop up . . .
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It's too bad that "Why do walruses hide television remotes" doesn't automatically pop up . . .
:lmao:
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Every time I see a remote in a waiting room or other public place I wonder if Doug Bulna is nearby waiting for his opportunity to take it.
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Every time I see a remote in a waiting room or other public place I wonder if Doug Bulna is nearby waiting for his opportunity to take it.
If you detect the odor of rancid sweat and old fish.......yes.
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If you detect the odor of rancid sweat and old fish.......yes.
ROFLMAO!!!!
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I was having a trip down memory lane earlier and remembered back to a trip I took a few years ago.
I drove a few hours to get somewhere that had a new track for an old snowmobile I had, but got there 10 minutes too late. They were closed. I sat in the car thinking for a couple minutes, and decided rather than driving home and coming back the next day, that I would just rent a room at the local hotel.
I rented the room for 50 something dollars and went to get some dinner. When I came back, I decided to see what was on the TV. I turned it on, and sat down on the bed. Fox news was the channel it was on. I grabbed the remote, to check and see what was on the movie channels. It was secured with something like this:
(http://www.ddsecurity.com/thumb_product.php?photo_file=photos/products/508-1.jpg&photo_width=400&photo_height=400)
Thinking back on it now, I wonder if Doug Bulna visited that Hotel previous to my stay...
CMD
On edit: I wonder of the folks at Gearhart Chevrolet would get a kick out of it, if one of us were to send such a device to them, with the words "RE:Doug Bulna" on the package. :lmao: :lmao:
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It could have been worse. I've stayed in hotels where the remote was nailed to the table.
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It could have been worse. I've stayed in hotels where the remote was nailed to the table.
Hence the phrase "nailed it" !
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It could have been worse. I've stayed in hotels where the remote was nailed to the table.
I've stayed in places where the remote was on a swivel mount screwed to the nightstand.
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Hmmmm.
One wonders what walrus-face has been up to.
Besides no good, that is.
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I think he thinks he's going to get away without having to explain things, and apologize, to his fellow primitives for having been such a rectal aperture.
<<<doesn't think so.
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I've stayed in places where the remote was on a swivel mount screwed to the nightstand.
That was fairly common in the 80s.
Also, some places gave you the remote when you checked in, and you returned it when you checked out.
(Which reminds me of a notorious No-Tell Motel in Ohio that allegedly handled bed linens the same way.)
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(Which reminds me of a notorious No-Tell Motel in Ohio that allegedly handled bed linens the same way.)
At least you could make a close inspection of the mattress.
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Well, it's painfully obvious we got plenty of primitives lurking here.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018601610
"the walrus workout"
It's a youtube thing, not really worth going to. But there's no way a primitive would have the idea without being here first. The primitives tend to be dull, unimaginative types.
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Every time I see a remote in a waiting room or other public place I wonder if Doug Bulna is nearby waiting for his opportunity to take it.
I think that too.
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Wow, been 2 weeks. Decided to keep give this thread a shake in the rafters.
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Wow, been 2 weeks. Decided to keep give this thread a shake in the rafters.
This thread needs to be in a busy earthquake zone.
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After a long slumber, it awakes to renewed life.....
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I was afraid we had lost this one.
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It lives! :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
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We are headed to 60,000+ views, 20,000+ comments people. Don't let the Walrus down.
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Not a chance!
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We will not be ignored !
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You know who makes a damn fine bacon? Smithfield, that's who.
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You know who makes a damn fine bacon? Smithfield, that's who.
Agree. Especially the thick-sliced.
We made some bacon candy from it not long ago.
The hateful old crones in the cooking forum will never try that.
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dlAF3C8MtQU/R2iblxYndGI/AAAAAAAAALg/gjdN4bZ3-7Q/s400/everlastinggobstopper.jpg)
:lol:
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Listen up, Sweet Pea. The thread is still here. and yes, it will LIVE until you come clean.
So be the man, not the walrus. Do something right for once.
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We made some bacon candy from it not long ago.
Do Tell GoBucks! Recipe requested :wink:
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If I am correct, didn't this topic have over 100 pages.
Anyways, DainBramaged did everything wrong at every level. :mental: :lmao:
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If I am correct, didn't this topic have over 100 pages.
Anyways, DainBramaged did everything wrong at every level. :mental: :lmao:
Yup. Pretty much a guide on how not to do things.
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How's he doing now?
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How's he doing now?
Outstanding! all the seafood he can eat, constant adoration and attention! SeaWorld loves their newest attraction.
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Outstanding! all the seafood he can eat, constant adoration and attention! SeaWorld loves their newest attraction.
:rotf: :rotf:
Great reply to Gina, who was asking about our friend.
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:rotf: :rotf:
Great reply to Gina, who was asking about our friend.
Can't you get your cousin with the good rig to do some investigative journalism on our misplaced walrus aka Doug Bulna ?
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcG6BzuBNUg[/youtube]
this is what happens when the DUmp monkiez listen to Frank about the sex threads...
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcG6BzuBNUg[/youtube]
this is what happens when the DUmp monkiez listen to Frank about the sex threads...
You found the Doug Bulna sex tape.
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Happy anniversary Doug! :cheersmate:
Stupid ****. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Happy anniversary Doug! :cheersmate:
Stupid ****. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Thanks for the reminder, Carl! A day that shall live in DUmmy lore. :cheersmate:
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Thanks for the reminder, Carl! A day that shall live in DUmmy lore. :cheersmate:
Actually the credit belongs to GOBUCKS...he quoted Cal piggys infamous congratulations to the walrus and it showed the date.
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Actually the credit belongs to GOBUCKS...he quoted Cal piggys infamous congratulations to the walrus and it showed the date.
Aha.
And thus GOBUCKS' and franksolich's constant plea that one include at least the date of the original topic, when posting threads here.
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In honor of the day . . .
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap6kSV_U45o[/youtube]
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In honor of the day . . .
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap6kSV_U45o[/youtube]
Koo koo, kachoo, BSS!!! :cheersmate:
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How Doug views himself...
(http://hostingd.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-10/1055Walrus1.jpg)
How the world really sees him...
(http://hostingd.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-10/3882walrus2.jpg)
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Never in the course of human history have so many have so many suffered so much at the hands of so few remote stealers.
Has it been a year already ?
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Idiots like Doug Bulma leave a scar on the internet that google will never quickly erase.
Let that be a lesson to employer nationwide. Don't hire idiots like Doug Bulma.
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Some men die and simply fade from history. Some men achieve immortality by their deeds and live in the hearts of men forever!
You go, Dougie!
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"The evil that men do lives after them. The good is oft interred with their bones."
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Not a banner year for Doug Bulna. Not a good year either.
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I sure hope Doug Bulna has a much better year in 2015.
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Do we know if he actually got fired for doing that? Stealing the remote isn't THAT bad, but the fact that he then lied to his employers about it is the sort of thing that could have gotten him a pink slip.
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I bet he would pay a premium price for and old TV with "KNOBS".
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Do we know if he actually got fired for doing that? Stealing the remote isn't THAT bad, but the fact that he then lied to his employers about it is the sort of thing that could have gotten him a pink slip.
STFU NOOOOOOOOOOOB. You don't **** with the Legend of the Walrus.
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Stealing and hiding the remote IS that bad. It's company property.
Reprogramming a new remote, then blocking access to programs he disapproves of, IS that bad.
The TV machine is company property.
Doug Bulna was shit-canned because of the above, plus vile rants in regards to his employer and co-workers.
How the employer learned of the rants is of no consequence.
Doug Bulna shot himself in both feet, then did a power-slam head up the ass maneuver.
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Do we know if he actually got fired for doing that? Stealing the remote isn't THAT bad, but the fact that he then lied to his employers about it is the sort of thing that could have gotten him a pink slip.
He had a pet mouse too.
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I wonder if he is in jail from last year's bomb threat at his former workplace.
http://conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,94582.0.html
He is a tax cheat.
http://conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,65821.0
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Do we know if he actually got fired for doing that? Stealing the remote isn't THAT bad, but the fact that he then lied to his employers about it is the sort of thing that could have gotten him a pink slip.
He planned on leaving before he stole the remote and lied about it.
As they say, the cover up is worse that the crime.
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I can't believe this thread still lives, although I did have a vague idea it'd probably outlast walrus-face himself.
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:tongue: Here's a great big Howdeedoo to Dougie-poo and all his friends at DU!
Learn these lessons:
1) You do NOT screw over your employer.
2) If you do, do NOT lie about it to your employer.
3) Certainly do NOT brag about it on the internet.
4) If you do brag, do not publish so much about yourself that anyone can guess where you work.
5) do not post on DU from work.
Conclusion: Treat your employer well, and he will treat you well.
If you doubt my words, just check out the Friends of Steve Dawes. Whoever they may be, they did a great public service by accurately quoting a DUer running for public office. (with links and everything).
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:tongue: Here's a great big Howdeedoo to Dougie-poo and all his friends at DU!
Learn these lessons:
1) You do NOT screw over your employer.
2) If you do, do NOT lie about it to your employer.
3) Certainly do NOT brag about it on the internet.
4) If you do brag, do not publish so much about yourself that anyone can guess where you work.
5) do not post on DU from work.
Conclusion: Treat your employer well, and he will treat you well.
If you doubt my words, just check out the Friends of Steve Dawes. Whoever they may be, they did a great public service by accurately quoting a DUer running for public office. (with links and everything).
So true.
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Once again, the CalPig's most excellent judgment:
Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:16 PM
Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (105,433 posts)
1. That was an excellent move, my dear DainBramaged!
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My vacationing visitor & I were at a local restaurant tonight and I told him we had to get up and leave because Fox News was on TV! :lmao: One guy at another table asked for the remote to change the channel and the owner of the place told him the remote was not working as it needed new batteries! This guy was too skinny to be Doug and he simply wanted to change the channel as the same news stories were repeating over and over, which was true.
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I wonder if there is an open list of inmates in his state prison system?
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Maybe Doug cashed in all of the stock for his wonder product, JIZZ, and moved to an island in the South Pacific, where he spends his days sunning himself on the rocks.
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Do we know if he actually got fired for doing that? Stealing the remote isn't THAT bad, but the fact that he then lied to his employers about it is the sort of thing that could have gotten him a pink slip.
At least one of us had conversations with his employer. :whistling:
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Maybe Doug cashed in all of the stock for his wonder product, JIZZ, and moved to an island in the South Pacific, where he spends his days sunning himself on the rocks.
Considering the success of the JIZZ product line, I expect we might find him on Bikini or Moruroa.
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(http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2227/2115082752_cf4c47e86e_z.jpg?zz=1)
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It's two years and two days later since Doug chose to ruin his life and his career.
Does anyone have any updates on Doug's whereabouts?
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It's two years and two days later since Doug chose to ruin his life and his career.
Does anyone have any updates on Doug's whereabouts?
Good question. Probably in jail.
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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)
Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:16 PM
Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (105,433 posts)
1. That was an excellent move, my dear DainBramaged!
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It's two years and two days later since Doug chose to ruin his life and his career.
Does anyone have any updates on Doug's whereabouts?
Maybe a thread with that title on DU would elicit some interesting replies.
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Its been two years and the same question is on everyones mind:
(https://nblibrarykids.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/walrus.jpg)
Some believe he joined a travelling comedy show:
(http://nashvillestandup.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130824-walrus.jpg)
Me, I think its medical issues:
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1e/1e6ba0421dfe92b2755cb2ea82871d3d4b130d41eab99f200f6021ecd2941831.jpg)
CMD
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Welcome to soon unemployment with no bennies DUmbass.
Now.....how could the third anniversary of this primitive faux pas pass by unnoticed?
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Now.....how could the third anniversary of this primitive faux pas pass by unnoticed?
Goodness,had checked a couple weeks earlier and then forgot.
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Goodness,had checked a couple weeks earlier and then forgot.
The reason I came to it was that I was looking to see what lurkers here are reading, and this was on the list, with an ISP (internet service provider) number from.....New Jersey.
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You're right! That was terrible of us to miss the anniversary! To celebrate, I'm going to go to google images and type in Doug Bulna. It's always good for a big laugh.
First at the top was the "You're Fired!" book put together by GOPCongress. :lmao:
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The reason I came to it was that I was looking to see what lurkers here are reading, and this was on the list, with an ISP (internet service provider) number from.....New Jersey.
Does New Jersey have a department of lost persons?
Maybe they're looking for his whereabouts, too.
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Does New Jersey have a department of lost persons?
Maybe they're looking for his whereabouts, too.
Why would they do that?
Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk
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Why would they do that?
(https://i.imgflip.com/1ak0he.jpg)
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(https://i.imgflip.com/1ak0he.jpg)
Bukaki walrus!
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Why would they do that?
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Back taxes . . . :whistling:
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Back taxes . . . :whistling:
Blood and turnips and so forth
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How is stealing the remote working out for you?
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How is stealing the remote working out for you?
It's peculiar, how walrus-face's bravado, his braggadocio, his cockiness, his big talk, evaporated so quickly; and then he went into hiding quicker than the speed of light.
It's true this was all very embarrassing, very humiliating, for him, but usually it takes a little bit of time for the "lesson" to sink in. But no; walrus-face was gone.....right away.
And we on this side aren't heartless; I'm sure that every single one of us is concerned about how he's doing these days.
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Reading thru Doug's Not So Excellent Adventure (the first ~11 pages of this thread), I'm wondering. Does the Cave have a Flame-Out of the Year award for DU members who receive consequences from their online stupidity?
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Reading thru Doug's Not So Excellent Adventure (the first ~11 pages of this thread), I'm wondering. Does the Cave have a Flame-Out of the Year award for DU members who receive consequences from their online stupidity?
That would be the infamous Walldud, SV.
You welcome. :whistling: :-)
5 cents please.
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That would be the infamous Walldud, SV.
You welcome. :whistling: :-)
5 cents please.
That certainly would have won. 2005 or so, IIRC.
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It's peculiar, how walrus-face's bravado, his braggadocio, his cockiness, his big talk, evaporated so quickly; and then he went into hiding quicker than the speed of light.
It's true this was all very embarrassing, very humiliating, for him, but usually it takes a little bit of time for the "lesson" to sink in. But no; walrus-face was gone.....right away.
And we on this side aren't heartless; I'm sure that every single one of us is concerned about how he's doing these days.
Do we nee to roll him back into the water?
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The reason I came to it was that I was looking to see what lurkers here are reading, and this was on the list, with an ISP (internet service provider) number from.....New Jersey.
(http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/08/GIF-angry-blink-distrust-eyes-fry-Futurama-ISWYDT-see-skeptical-squint-stare-GIF.gif)
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That would be the infamous Walldud, SV.
You welcome. :whistling: :-)
5 cents please.
I think that was the first time a dummie posted their own info about their job and the sabotage they did. Can't remember if it was here or at CU when the perfidy of the dummie was brought to light. Don't matter... I was a lurker in those days and laughed my ass off. Served the dummie right. :cheersmate:
The Doug Bulna TV remote perfidy though had to been the longest thread since the Scamdal. I was here for that one. All that dumbass had to do was come clean, put out a few mea maxima culpas, and it would have died a natural death. Old fat Douggie though had to pull a clinton and disappear thus infusing the thread with the zombie... and it lives still!!! :lmao:
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I think that was the first time a dummie posted their own info about their job and the sabotage they did. Can't remember if it was here or at CU when the perfidy of the dummie was brought to light. Don't matter... I was a lurker in those days and laughed my ass off. Served the dummie right. :cheersmate:
The Doug Bulna TV remote perfidy though had to been the longest thread since the Scamdal. I was here for that one. All that dumbass had to do was come clean, put out a few mea maxima culpas, and it would have died a natural death. Old fat Douggie though had to pull a clinton and disappear thus infusing the thread with the zombie... and it lives still!!! :lmao:
Walldude was outed at CU. By Mau10Man. The Walldude DUmmy posted that he was working at a conservative trade show in Denver. Was going to insert porn or other garbage on a slideshow.
Mau called the supervisor of the event & was canned. It used to exist at CU before one of the crashes. Might still be findable at the DUmp.
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Walldude was outed at CU. By Mau10Man. The Walldude DUmmy posted that he was working at a conservative trade show in Denver. Was going to insert porn or other garbage on a slideshow.
Mau called the supervisor of the event & was canned. It used to exist at CU before one of the crashes. Might still be findable at the DUmp.
Thanks Ralph! The years all seem to run together anymore and I can't remember as to what happened where/when. :cheersmate:
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It's peculiar, how walrus-face's bravado, his braggadocio, his cockiness, his big talk, evaporated so quickly; and then he went into hiding quicker than the speed of light.
It's true this was all very embarrassing, very humiliating, for him, but usually it takes a little bit of time for the "lesson" to sink in. But no; walrus-face was gone.....right away.
And we on this side aren't heartless; I'm sure that every single one of us is concerned about how he's doing these days.
Well, he has no one to blame but himself. He should of thought twice of it.
I wonder what he is up to. I remember that car dealership got a bomb threat in February 2014 and they had a suspect in mind.
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Walldude was outed at CU. By Mau10Man. The Walldude DUmmy posted that he was working at a conservative trade show in Denver. Was going to insert porn or other garbage on a slideshow.
Mau called the supervisor of the event & was canned. It used to exist at CU before one of the crashes. Might still be findable at the DUmp.
That's Stupidity! I mean Epic Stupidity!
Walldude Gets Fired
http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?287-Walldude-gets-fired-(thanks-Mau)-From-the-Wayback-machine
walldude (1000+ posts)
Tue Jul-12-05 11:53 PM
Original message
Need some ideas here friends, I have the attention of alot of Freepers
I built a video wall (hey, I am the walldude koo koo koo choo) this week for a trade show in Denver. Turns out the show is The Christian Retailers Association. Every goddam freeper this side of the Mississippi is here. Luckily the booth I'm working in is selling videos of the old BBC versions of The Chronicles of Narnia so it's not too bad. However a lot of the booths, and there are hundreds of them, are full of freeper propaganda. I got a chance to walk around today and saw and heard so much about our wonderful President and his Christian values that I almost puked up my lunch. It really pissed me off, so I went back to my booth and did a little editing. I added a single frame graphic to the video I'm showing that says Impeach Bush! A single frame is 1/30th of a second so it's totally subliminal. There are two days left on the show and I want to do something bigger and better for the last day. Now I can't do it in my booth because, well, I'd like to get paid, but I can get on the show floor before everyone else. I was thinking of printing up fliers or something and leaving them in all the booths. But I'm not sure what to put on them. I want it to be effective but simple. Here's some of the things I saw today to show you what I am up against:
Books:
George W. Bush: The Greatest President Ever
George W. Bush: The Life Of A True Christian
The Secrets of Gays And Why They Shouldn't Be Secret
Accept Christ Or Pay The Price
The Evolution Lie
Noah And The Dinosaurs
T-Shirts:
Friends Don't Let Friends Go To Hell(??Then who am I gonna hang out with?)
Legalize... Prayer(I didn't know it was illegal)
Many, Many, Bush T-Shirts
Odds and Sods:
Scripture Candy
Bible Action Figures
Rapture Kits(I intend to ask tommorow what exactly is included in a Rapture kit.)
Now before you start flaming me for being anti-Christian imagine being a progressive, liberal, Jew, and spending a few days surrounded by this stuff, it'll make you nuts. There seem to be alot of nice people there but the level of ignorance is astounding.
So please, if you have an idea of a simple but effective message or photo or something I could put on a flier post it here, tommorow I will choose something, print up a few hundred of them and leave them in every single booth in the place.....
walldude (1000+ posts)
Fri Jul-15-05 12:43 AM
Original message
Lost a job over a DU post.. We are being watched friends....
Where to begin? I wanted to post this yesterday but I was told to keep my mouth shut until the show was over(read the post, you'll understand) if I wanted to get paid for the work I had already done. The night before last I made this post:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
As you can see I had some great suggestions and was prepared to combine some of them into the flier yesterday to spread around today. I never got the chance. At 12:30 in the afternoon yesterday the head of the company I was working for came to the booth and told me the client hadn't paid the bill and I had to leave, they were shutting the booth down. This has happened before on rare occasions so I didn't think it was too strange. About 4:00 that afternoon I get a phone call. They called to ask me how to run the videowall. Well, at that point the guy just starts rambling about how they had to send someone else in, because "security" had called saying a guy working at the show posted a message on an Internet board under the name of Walldude and was "threatening to blow the place up". (I obviously let a little too much information out in the original post, they had no trouble figuring out who I was. I had actually tried to edit the post later to remove the city and booth info but the edit time had expired) Now, he's telling me this as he has a copy of the post right in front of him. I was so shocked all I could do was argue semantics with him for a few minutes. Then I told him what to do to run the wall so the show could continue and hung up. I was stunned. They had turned what I wrote into a "security risk" and had me removed from the show.
Now I only lost a day and a half's work over this, but I doubt the company will ever use me again. I have alot of friends working there and work is pretty thin in the summer, so that kinda sucks. But what's really bothering me, is the fact that someone actually saw the post and alerted someone about it. All anyone will tell me is "security called" and they have no idea how security found out. As more and more of the shock wore off, and my brain started functioning again, I started to get so pissed off that I couldn't see straight. I tried Googling different keywords and combinations of words from the post to see if it showed up but it didn't. I tried other search engines to make sure, but it looks like they weren't specifically hunting for posts related to the trade show. That means someone was here, saw the post, put the old GOP spin on it and got me fired from the gig.
Now the really ****ed up part of this if you think about it is, they all had copies of the post. Security, the decorating company, the company that hired me. It was obvious I didn't threaten to blow the place up, I even talked about how nice alot of the people were. Yet, even with the facts right in front of their faces, they still insisted on repeating the mantra. How easily the weak minded are swayed. I started thinking that if people are this easily manipulated I really should of bought one of those Rapture Kits while I had the chance.
I hope the story doesn't get passed around to other companies I work for, the spin has already got me making bomb threats, next they'll have me on the show floor with bombs strapped to my chest screaming Allah! Allah! That would probably end my career real quick.
Other than that I am unscathed. All this, plus a death in the family this week, coupled with the attempts to spin Rove into a hero has only steeled my resolve against the growing fascism in this country. I realized that most of the people are sheep, happy to go about their lives believing everything the government tells them. Like the Germans in WWII, they won't bother to see the truth until it's too late. The least I can attempt to do is make sure they can't claim ignorance....
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Its been two years and the same question is on everyones mind:
(https://nblibrarykids.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/walrus.jpg)
Some believe he joined a travelling comedy show:
(http://nashvillestandup.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130824-walrus.jpg)
Me, I think its medical issues:
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1e/1e6ba0421dfe92b2755cb2ea82871d3d4b130d41eab99f200f6021ecd2941831.jpg)
CMD
:lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
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Me, I think its medical issues:
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1e/1e6ba0421dfe92b2755cb2ea82871d3d4b130d41eab99f200f6021ecd2941831.jpg)
CMD
You are fired, goo goo ga joob!
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Bumping for current relevance. And the sheer comedy & hilarity.
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Bumping for current relevance. And the sheer comedy & hilarity.
Comedy gold! :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
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It was definitely worth dredging up for a re read. :-)
That was some super speed karma in action!
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It was definitely worth dredging up for a re read. :-)
That was some super speed karma in action!
The guy was an ass, pure and simple.
Besides waiting until getting to work in the morning to take a dump in the company's only employee restroom, sitting on the can for half an hour reading a magazine, and stinking up the room so badly no other employees could use it until at least noon, he also used to hang around the neighborhood convenience store reading automotive magazines, but never buying them, as if the place were a public library.
It's true he was haplessly born with significant bodily ugliness, but he made himself even uglier by his conduct (and words).
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IIRC this thread broke a couple records. I think they were for number of views and number of replies.
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IIRC this thread broke a couple records. I think they were for number of views and number of replies.
70 pages long the way I have my settings. Haven't reread it all yet.
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70 pages long the way I have my settings. Haven't reread it all yet.
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Same here too, bro. It looks like it might make 71 before this is all over.
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Same here too, bro. It looks like it might make 71 before this is all over.
Not to pull a Wee Willie Pitt, but I'd say you can bank it.
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Not to pull a Wee Willie Pitt, but I'd say you can bank it.
Yes, we can! :tongue:
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Stealing from your work place, huh? Such batty children DUmmies are. :mental:
Liberalism, in a nutshell.
To never grow up past the age of 5....
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Yes, we can! :tongue:
Could be
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Could be
It might be...
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Is it?
Oh--Dutch, how've ya been?
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It's strange. I was thinking about him the other day but forgot his real name. I sort of felt DainBramaged. One thing I was wondering was how Dougie handled Election Night 2016. Did he smash a few remote controls in response?
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What prompted this resurrection? Did I miss something?
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Liberalism, in a nutshell.
To never grow up past the age of 5....
Exactly!
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Not to pull a Wee Willie Pitt, but I'd say you can bank it.
Before you park it.
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What prompted this resurrection? Did I miss something?
https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=118407.0
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What prompted this resurrection? Did I miss something?
Thanks to Frank above for posting the link. But it was discussed earlier this week.
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Is it?
Oh--Dutch, how've ya been?
Good. Busy.
Not quite 71 yet...
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Good. Busy.
Not quite 71 yet...
You're 'busy.' At work?
We'll get to 71 soon.
Edit! We're here! :yahoo:
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You're 'busy.' At work?
We'll get to 71 soon.
Edit! We're here! :yahoo:
Yay! One of the most amusing threads ever! :cheersmate:
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Play stupid games...
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Maybe tracking down ole Doug to see what's befallen him the last 5 years might help complete the story for those willing to learn from his stupidity.
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Walrus face actually hàs a purpose in life and that's to serve as a warning to others.
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Maybe tracking down ole Doug to see what's befallen him the last 5 years might help complete the story for those willing to learn from his stupidity.
Last thread in DU mentioning him was from 2014 here. Not sure what to make of it, but one thing is certain: It wasn't Dougie's HEALTH that made him leave DU, unless it was because of a lost remote...
https://upload.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2493917
He MAY have a phone number still active... http://www.gew3.org/person/Bulna-280073022
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Dougiepoo was 62. Likely he retired when he got the golden boot.
BUT,
Did Mr Remote have a pension? or is he living in SS poverty?
Based on his actions here...was Doug wise enough to plan ahead?
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Based on his actions here...was Doug wise enough to plan ahead?
Probably not, given that walrus-face obviously gave no thought to any possible consequences before posting.
By the way, has anyone else noticed the primitive light in the loafers, the pintobean primitive, called walrus-face's tale a "bouncy" in the thread Funks brought over from DU Jr.?
I wish he would've expanded on that.
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I have it on good authority that Doug Bulna is living at the sally in Tucson with some fat bitch. :lmao: :lmao:
<<<< has no idea where Remote Man is living now
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Not sure why over a year had gone by, but just checking in. Gearheart is long gone but the memories still hold fondness in my heart. Wonder what ol' Bulna is up to today?
By the way, in his last journal post before the remote episode on July 31, 2013, he was praising Mariano Rivera, the great NY Yankees pitcher. However, the pitcher is now being vilified as he is a Christian and I believe actually likes Trump. So hopefully Bulna is wallowing around in his pen over that crap.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/~DainBramaged
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Not sure why over a year had gone by, but just checking in. Gearheart is long gone but the memories still hold fondness in my heart. Wonder what ol' Bulna is up to today?
By the way, in his last journal post before the remote episode on July 31, 2013, he was praising Mariano Rivera, the great NY Yankees pitcher. However, the pitcher is now being vilified as he is a Christian and I believe actually likes Trump. So hopefully Bulna is wallowing around in his pen over that crap.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/~DainBramaged
Excellent job! Searched for this golden oldie recently and couldn't find it quickly. :cheersmate:
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The original.
Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:13 PM
Star Member DainBramaged (39,016 posts)
I blocked FAUX on the TV at work today
felt good.
I replaced the remote that accesses the cable box channel sub- menus with a $5 basic remote and stashed the cable box remote in the rafters.
**** the Pukes.
Is it still feeling good DUmba$$.??
I hope you re alive to see the reelection of Trump.
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I hope you re alive tog see the reelection of Trump.
I would've paid admission to watch walrus-face the night of November 8, 2016, to observe how he was taking it.
I don't imagine he took it very well, but his reactions might've had some interesting quirks in them.
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I would've paid admission to watch walrus-face the night of November 8, 2016, to observe how he was taking it.
I don't imagine he took it very well, but his reactions might've had some interesting quirks in them.
I wonder how many $100 bills ol' Bulna burned through on Taco Bell and cheap vodka in the days following 11/8/16
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I would've paid admission to watch walrus-face the night of November 8, 2016, to observe how he was taking it.
I would have paid 10x that amount to have been a fly on the wall in Bulna's termination meeting at Gearhart when this brouhaha was going on.
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Is Bulna still around?
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Is Bulna still around?
I thought that he “had been hidden in that giant ceiling in the sky.” I could be wrong (it’s been known to happen).
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Dougie-pooh, wherever you are, we miss your self inflicted misery.
and for our lurking Cold Warrior, here is something else for you to burst a vein over. Seeing you all upset over history is amusing to us as well. Make me laugh some more, I love your impotent rage!
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Hmmm. My old link went dead. Skip ahead to 0:40 seconds to see Dougie Poo in action (he's the walrus)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71QBfgZp4vc
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Itd be interesting to see if he was the snowflake that caused the trumpalanche of 16
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But if the brain-damaged primitive were fired, how is he going to pay off the IRS for the taxes and penalties incurred when he was an independent contractor?
"brain-damaged primitive has a quibble with the IRS"
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,65821.0
I thought he was doxxed, then fired. I recall writing an email to the dealership with his RL name and a copy of the DU post with link. I though he left/was fired a week or so later.
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Hey Doug!
How is your miserable,useless ****ing life!
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Hey Doug!
How is your miserable,useless ****ing life!
:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
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:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
This thread is so gloriously delightful!
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Does any CC member or onlurker know whether Bulna gave back the TV remote before his final exit from the building? :popcorn: :tongue:
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Does any CC member or onlurker know whether Bulna gave back the TV remote before his final exit from the building? :popcorn: :tongue:
Its a souvenir sitting on his mantle. He sure showed those capitalist dogs
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One of the all time great threads!
KC
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Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:13 PM
Star Member DainBramaged (39,016 posts)
I blocked FAUX on the TV at work today
felt good.
I replaced the remote that accesses the cable box channel sub- menus with a $5 basic remote and stashed the cable box remote in the rafters.
**** the Pukes.
How did that work out for you?
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How did that work out for you?
I canned say ... :rimshot: :-)
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How did that work out for you?
Food stamp usage in his area spontaneously doubled
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I canned say ... :rimshot: :-)
Food stamp usage in his area spontaneously doubled
DUmmies do what they do best being, DUmmies.
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I have been reading this thread...
I made it to page 34 I believe.... Still no word on Doug...
But... I did a google search:
https://www.google.com/search?q=Doug+Bulna&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS803US803&oq=Doug+Bulna&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i60j69i61l2.4095j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Federal Labs?
https://federallabs.org/doug-bulna
The Images are what lead me to this thread... LOL
and there is still a comment visible on Gearheart asking if they ever found the remote.
God, I love this forum.
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I have been reading this thread...
I made it to page 34 I believe.... Still no word on Doug...
But... I did a google search:
https://www.google.com/search?q=Doug+Bulna&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS803US803&oq=Doug+Bulna&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i60j69i61l2.4095j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Federal Labs?
https://federallabs.org/doug-bulna
The Images are what lead me to this thread... LOL
and there is still a comment visible on Gearheart asking if they ever found the remote.
God, I love this forum.
I stayed at CU and was one of the first at CC. I have enjoyed both of these forums for years! There are some incredibly intelligent people at both sites, not to mention funny as hell. LOL
KC
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I stayed at CU and was one of the first at CC. I have enjoyed both of these forums for years! There are some incredibly intelligent people at both sites, not to mention funny as hell. LOL
KC
Agreed, the folks at CU and CC have been wonderful and in some cases good friends in real life.
This will allow me to continue this gigantic thread and explain how I originally found CU.
Sometime around 2003, Rush Limbaugh mentioned Democratic Underground a couple of times on his show. Personally was not familiar with internet message boards, especially political ones. While I certainly followed politics, spend most of my time working, doting on my relatively new bride and also following sports.
So I looked at the DUmp with perverse awe. Had no idea that such lunatics actually existed. Occasionally just popped in to read their rantings and laugh. Some "primitive of prominence" at the time (Frank's term) named Supercrash kept mentioning these neanderthals at Conservative Underground. Being the inquisitive type, decided to check it out. And joined in April 2004.
Eventually started posting more frequently, Supercrash has not been heard from much since, but thanks to Rush & that particular DUmmy, that's how I ended up posting there.
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Does any CC member or onlurker know whether Bulna gave back the TV remote before his final exit from the building? :popcorn: :tongue:
If I remember correctly he fessed up and told them where it was, but I could be wrong.
KC
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Agreed, the folks at CU and CC have been wonderful and in some cases good friends in real life.
This will allow me to continue this gigantic thread and explain how I originally found CU.
Sometime around 2003, Rush Limbaugh mentioned Democratic Underground a couple of times on his show. Personally was not familiar with internet message boards, especially political ones. While I certainly followed politics, spend most of my time working, doting on my relatively new bride and also following sports.
So I looked at the DUmp with perverse awe. Had no idea that such lunatics actually existed. Occasionally just popped in to read their rantings and laugh. Some "primitive of prominence" at the time (Frank's term) named Supercrash kept mentioning these neanderthals at Conservative Underground. Being the inquisitive type, decided to check it out. And joined in April 2004.
Eventually started posting more frequently, Supercrash has not been heard from much since, but thanks to Rush & that particular DUmmy, that's how I ended up posting there.
Wow Ralph!! I joined in Feb 2004. daveman followed in March (I knew him from Indymedia and invited him to CU), and you and several other came over in April. Hard to believe I’ve known you that long.
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Wow Ralph!! I joined in Feb 2004. daveman followed in March (I knew him from Indymedia and invited him to CU), and you and several other came over in April. Hard to believe I’ve known you that long.
I came a year later, following BadCat; I remember that when I first joined--May 2005, right as the scam that rocked the internet got underway--because they dominated the board (in a good way), I thought daveman, Dark Halo, and DemonicUnderwear were the ones running the place.
I dunno what happened to daveman. Dark Halo showed up here one time several years ago. And DemonicUnderwear, God rest his soul, left this time and place a few years ago.
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Wow Ralph!! I joined in Feb 2004. daveman followed in March (I knew him from Indymedia and invited him to CU), and you and several other came over in April. Hard to believe I’ve known you that long.
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Kind of amazing, but all true. Of course you're a familiar screenname from back in those days, as were Freeper, DarkHalo, CU Skinner, Mau10Man, obviously SarasotaRepub and Saint Louis Woman. So many others that I'm forgetting who were long timers. At least 2 fellow members of the class of April 2004 include FlaGator (who I haven't noticed post here lately) and Jendf (she of the Ned Flanders avatar). Some folks decide to stick around and others migrate elsewhere or life takes them in a different direction.
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I came a year later, following BadCat; I remember that when I first joined--May 2005, right as the scam that rocked the internet got underway--because they dominated the board (in a good way), I thought daveman, Dark Halo, and DemonicUnderwear were the ones running the place.
I dunno what happened to daveman. Dark Halo showed up here one time several years ago. And DemonicUnderwear, God rest his soul, left this time and place a few years ago.
Daveman was a pretty interesting fellow, and another of us "old codgers" from the earlier days of CU. And BadCat, of course. Still occasionally hear from DarkHalo, Chris, thundley on the Facebook group for the Cave. Good folks.