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Title: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 22, 2011, 06:18:16 PM
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Border Patrol agents recently arrested 13 illegal immigrants disguised as U.S. Marines and riding in a fake military van, U.S. Customs and Border Protection said Tuesday.

The illegal immigrants were clad in Marine uniforms when they were apprehended at the Campo Border Patrol Westbound I-8 checkpoint at 11 p.m. on March 14 near Pine Valley, Calif., border officials said. Two U.S. citizens in the van also were arrested.
source (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/03/22/report-13-illegal-immigrants-apprehended-marine-uniforms/#content)

how about diverting these 13 illegals at their 2 guides over Camp Pendleton and let the real Marines deal with the situation.
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: thundley4 on March 22, 2011, 06:19:43 PM
source (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/03/22/report-13-illegal-immigrants-apprehended-marine-uniforms/#content)

how about diverting these 13 illegals at their 2 guides over Camp Pendleton and let the real Marines deal with the situation.

How about we airlift them them to Iran in those uniforms.
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: true_blood on March 22, 2011, 07:48:11 PM
How about we airlift them them to Iran in those uniforms.
Without weapons in the middle of the throwbacks as well.  :wink:
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: FreeBorn on March 22, 2011, 07:57:56 PM
If I'm not mistaken, aren't there a whole slew of charges that can be brought against these shit stains for, along with crossing an international border illegally, impersonating military personnel?

Time to pass out the blindfolds and cigarettes.
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: Gina on March 22, 2011, 08:01:34 PM
each of the uniforms had Perez for the name  :lmao:
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: Boudicca on March 22, 2011, 08:14:55 PM
each of the uniforms had Perez for the name  :lmao:

Geez, do you think that might have elicted the suspicions of the Border Patrol agents? :whatever:
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: true_blood on March 22, 2011, 08:15:53 PM
Geez, do you think that might have elicted the suspicions of the Border Patrol agents? :whatever:
They've been instructed by Nappytano to "look the other way".
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: Boudicca on March 22, 2011, 08:16:30 PM
How about we airlift them them to Iran in those uniforms.

I wonder if a few of those illegal bastards call Iran home and were trying to sneak in here to foment disaster?
Ah no, I forgot Incompetano said our borders are secure. :bird: :bs:
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: Boudicca on March 22, 2011, 08:17:08 PM
They've been instructed by Nappytano to "look the other way".

Yep, she'll be holding a presser anytime now decrying the racism running rampant in the BP.
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: Chris_ on March 22, 2011, 08:17:52 PM
"The system works." ::)
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: TexasCop on March 22, 2011, 08:20:07 PM
They would have gotten away with it if Perez hadn't said, "Seemper Fi".
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: Boudicca on March 22, 2011, 08:21:49 PM
They would have gotten away with it if Perez hadn't said, "Seemper Fi".

Which Perez? :lmao:
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: TexasCop on March 22, 2011, 08:23:16 PM
Which Perez? :lmao:

All 13!   :yahoo:
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: IassaFTots on March 22, 2011, 09:09:48 PM
You kinda gotta laugh, because if you don't you will cry.  This is so freaking embarrassing.   :(
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: FreeBorn on March 22, 2011, 09:12:44 PM
You kinda gotta laugh, because if you don't you will cry.  This is so freaking embarrassing.   :(
Actually I heard what got them busted was their non regulation boots, dead giveaway.

(http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=98187&d=1273970834)
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: DefiantSix on March 22, 2011, 10:17:53 PM
How about we airlift them them to Iran in those uniforms.

No need.

Back in the late 90s, there was a report of a new "gang" of high school pretty boys in Gilbert, AZ which had the audacity to call themselves the "Devil Dogs".  (These were spoiled brats/scions of well to do society in the area out to get into mischief and appear tough; any resemblance to a real, criminal organization by the same moniker is purely coincidental.)

Well, it seems that a small group of the ORIGINAL Devil Dogs from the area took offense at having the Marine Corps nom de plume taken in vain like these children were doing, and so one night they bounced the snot noses in some quiet corner of town, and taught them the error of their ways.

I can easily see a similar, personally administered lesson in Marine discipline being administered in this case as well.
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: Thor on March 23, 2011, 09:30:14 AM
No need.

Back in the late 90s, there was a report of a new "gang" of high school pretty boys in Gilbert, AZ which had the audacity to call themselves the "Devil Dogs".  (These were spoiled brats/scions of well to do society in the area out to get into mischief and appear tough; any resemblance to a real, criminal organization by the same moniker is purely coincidental.)

Well, it seems that a small group of the ORIGINAL Devil Dogs from the area took offense at having the Marine Corps nom de plume taken in vain like these children were doing, and so one night they bounced the snot noses in some quiet corner of town, and taught them the error of their ways.

I can easily see a similar, personally administered lesson in Marine discipline being administered in this case as well.

That would be ideal, however, the culprits are in the hands of ICE, so I don't think that Uncle Sam's Misguided Children will be able to get to them to administer such "discipline".
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: thundley4 on March 23, 2011, 09:42:55 AM
Obama was told about the faux marines being arrested and said that he was glad there weren't 5 of them.  :whistling:
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: Boudicca on March 23, 2011, 11:02:34 AM
Obama was told about the faux marines being arrested and said that he was glad there weren't 5 of them.  :whistling:

 :lol: :clap:
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: DefiantSix on March 23, 2011, 11:12:04 AM
That would be ideal, however, the culprits are in the hands of ICE, so I don't think that Uncle Sam's Misguided Children will be able to get to them to administer such "discipline".

Oh don't worry.  The ObeyWon's DoJ and ICE will find some technicality to get them released on, and then it's game on, bitches. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: thundley4 on March 23, 2011, 01:07:37 PM
WTF?  Fox News is reporting that 10 of them have already been deported.  What's the rush in this case?  Shouldn't they all have been held to see if there was something more involved than smuggling illegals, like some terrorist activities?
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: Odin's Hand on March 23, 2011, 01:09:35 PM
Actually I heard what got them busted was their non regulation boots, dead giveaway.

(http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=98187&d=1273970834)

 :rotf:

..."cockroach killers"...
Title: Re: 13 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in California Wearing U.S. Marine Uniforms
Post by: true_blood on March 23, 2011, 07:57:19 PM
It's a shame that we have people crossing our borders to begin with.
BORDERS.CULTURE.LANGUAGE.