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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Workover on March 20, 2021, 09:29:53 AM
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I’m afraid of corona.
Then have a bud.
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The fact that Hooters hasn’t started a food delivery service called ‘Knockers’ seems like a real missed business opportunity to me.
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At the store there’s a big red x for me to stand on
I’ve seen way too many road runner stories to fall for that
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After seeing how some people wear masks, I now understand why contraception fails.
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I would never have believed that a few weeks of uncut hair could weigh 20 pounds.
But that’s what the scales say.
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This is the first year I’m not going to Figi due to Covid.
I usually don’t go because I’m poor.
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Things to do today:
Get up
Survive
Go to bed
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I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer.
It came out as a margarita.
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Fight Corona Virus!!
Eat five cloves of garlic a day.
It does absolutely nothing but keeps everyone else’s far away.
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They say we can have gatherings of up to 8 people without issues.
I don’t even know 8 people without issues.
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They say we can have gatherings of up to 8 people without issues.
I don’t even know 8 people without issues.
EVERYBODY has issues! :rotf:
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EVERYBODY has issues! :rotf:
So correct!!!