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Offline BamaMoose

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DUmmy Decides to Take Life by the Horns
« on: January 19, 2022, 03:28:56 AM »
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I'm gonna enjoy life to the fullest

Be who I am. Do what I'm doing now. I'm gonna enjoy the beauty and happiness life has to offer. Last few days seems to be all but we are doomed and we are screwed. So be it if we fall in the future we will fight to the death to save our nation. But now? Never knowing what can happen. Just go out for a walk, cook a nice dinner, go on a road trip, tackle some of that bucket list. I plan on it. Might as well enjoy time left as we have it to enjoy living life. I implore everyone else to just enjoy it before it becomes a thing of the past. 

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216248771

For those unfamiliar with this particular DUmmy, he's about as nutty as the SubwayKitty.  He can't decide whether he's male or female, gay or straight and has major mental issues.  He at least works, but in some menial job, so he depends on his family to take care of him.  But of course he hates them.  So how is he going to "live life to the fullest"?  Travel the country or the world?  Do something he was always afraid to try?  Try to be closer to friends and family?  Expand his education?  No, this is DUmmieworld and apparently this is the top item on his Bucket List:

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To kick off my live life to the fullest

I went back to my collectors roots today and bought a Ralston 1991 Urkel O's cereal. Unopened cereal, though the top flap is opened. I'm gonna reseal it with some glue. Cost me only $55 dollars with shipping included after offering the person $40. These are hard to find. I'm so glad I'm back to collecting 90s memorabilia. 

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181611054

Paying 55$ for a 30 year old box of cereal that is unopened (except it's actual opened) featuring Urkel. :rofl:  I'm not trying to disrespect the people who collect things that I might consider odd, but to lead off your Bucket List with a box of Urkel cereal may be the most pathetic thing I've ever seen over there, and that's saying a lot. 
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Offline Drafe Hoblin

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Re: DUmmy Decides to Take Life by the Horns
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2022, 04:26:46 AM »
Sounds like he has a crush on some girl at DU, so he's doing the equivalent of an exotic bird-dance.
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Re: DUmmy Decides to Take Life by the Horns
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2022, 05:41:43 AM »
Quote from: Drafe Hoblin on January 19, 2022, 04:26:46 AM
Sounds like he has a crush on some girl at DU, so he's doing the equivalent of an exotic bird-dance.
Chicks dig stale 90s cereal
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: DUmmy Decides to Take Life by the Horns
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2022, 05:58:17 AM »
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I'm gonna enjoy life to the fullest

Be who I am. Do what I'm doing now. I'm gonna enjoy the beauty and happiness life has to offer. Last few days seems to be all but we are doomed and we are screwed. So be it if we fall in the future we will fight to the death to save our nation. But now? Never knowing what can happen. Just go out for a walk, cook a nice dinner, go on a road trip, tackle some of that bucket list. I plan on it. Might as well enjoy time left as we have it to enjoy living life. I implore everyone else to just enjoy it before it becomes a thing of the past.

I guess this would work provided everything is along a bus route.  ::)
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Offline Old n Grumpy

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Re: DUmmy Decides to Take Life by the Horns
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2022, 07:08:29 AM »
Sounds like this dumper is light in his loafers!!

And has more $$$ than brains as well! :loser: :loser: :loser: :thatsright:

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Offline Karin

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Re: DUmmy Decides to Take Life by the Horns
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2022, 07:23:32 AM »
I wonder how his family, whom he relies on for basic support, feels about this $55 ludicrous purchase?  In this day and age, where budgets are stretched to the breaking point, how does this DUmbass justify this kind of shit? 
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Re: DUmmy Decides to Take Life by the Horns
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2022, 07:43:49 AM »
Quote from: Karin on January 19, 2022, 07:23:32 AM
I wonder how his family, whom he relies on for basic support, feels about this $55 ludicrous purchase?  In this day and age, where budgets are stretched to the breaking point, how does this DUmbass justify this kind of shit?

With breakfast cereals already outrageously overpriced, and Joe Biden's inflation, $55 for a box of cereal might not be unrealistic sometime soon.
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Re: DUmmy Decides to Take Life by the Horns
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2022, 08:33:20 AM »
To be honest I agree with the thought behind the message that the DUmmy posted.
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Re: DUmmy Decides to Take Life by the Horns
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2022, 08:56:35 AM »
I would speculate that...this being a DUmmy, that the...ahem... lower horn would be chosen.
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Re: DUmmy Decides to Take Life by the Horns
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2022, 09:47:25 AM »
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I'm gonna enjoy life to the fullest

Be who I am. Do what I'm doing now. I'm gonna enjoy the beauty and happiness life has to offer. Last few days seems to be all but we are doomed and we are screwed. So be it if we fall in the future we will fight to the death to save our nation. But now? Never knowing what can happen. Just go out for a walk, cook a nice dinner, go on a road trip, tackle some of that bucket list. I plan on it. Might as well enjoy time left as we have it to enjoy living life. I implore everyone else to just enjoy it before it becomes a thing of the past.

Does vercetti2021 realize that means climbing out of the basement and going out his home's front door? :rotf:  :tongue:
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Re: DUmmy Decides to Take Life by the Horns
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2022, 07:38:15 PM »
My guess is an EBT card bought that box.
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