1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
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COWS
I think we should give the illegal aliens a cow everytime
they come across the border, and here is why:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track
a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?
And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 12 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe it would solve the problem if we gave each of them a cow.
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THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not
Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians. I mean, come on people, think about it.
It creates a hostile work environment.
