If you are so frikkin fat you can't fit into the MRI, then the first thing you do to relieve pain is...........LOSE SOME ****IN WEIGHT YOU TUB OF LARD!!!!!!!!!!!
I have had several MRI's and CT scans. I know exactly how big that stinkin' tunnel is. This puke must be at least a 400 pounder! If that is the case, much of his pain is due to his frame not being able to put up with the weight!
What a frikkin' LOSER!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, you mean to tell me you are so unpopular with family and friends, you can't find a single sole willing to drive you to the doc's in your time of need?
I repeat, WHAT A FRIKKIN' LOSER!!!!!!! Just eat the barrel buddy, you have no hope!