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Offline Old n Grumpy

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Buying hearts, they’re need some help with the math
« on: February 14, 2025, 01:14:11 PM »
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You would think they would get a discount for multiple hearts, like $1.00 each or 3 for $5.00 :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Buying hearts, they’re need some help with the math
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2025, 02:35:31 PM »
For maybe a penny he should allow outsiders to purchase and add this --> :bird: or this -->  :loser: to whichever DUmmie they desire. He'd probably make a nice slice off of that also.
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Re: Buying hearts, they’re need some help with the math
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2025, 03:05:44 PM »
Perfectly illustrative as to how leftists have zero clue on how to operate a business.

And as long as we're discussing hearts:

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Re: Buying hearts, they’re need some help with the math
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2025, 05:25:03 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on February 14, 2025, 03:05:44 PM
Perfectly illustrative as to how leftists have zero clue on how to operate a business.

And as long as we're discussing hearts:



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