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Offline BamaMoose

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DUmmy posts a funny
« on: January 30, 2025, 05:06:42 AM »
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GoneOffShore (17,681 posts)

I was called a libta*d hobbit the other day, and it got me thinking about LOTR
Frodo the hobbit defeated Sauron.

We're surrounded by orcs and goblins in the form of Magats. Some of us are, indeed hobbits, toiling quietly against the daily evils of Felon47 and his minions. We have elves - lawyers who undertake the larger tasks of lawsuits. We have dwarves in the form of YouTubers and tech wizards.
We have lots of Galadriels.
Now we need a Gandalf.

Libtard Hobbit. :rotf: I love it.  And then to try to spin it into a positive is even funnier.  And wasn't Galadriel a Queen?  Well, they do have lots of queens so I guess they got that going for them.  But this response totally cracked me up.  It sounds like a comment that someone here would write.

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3. Tell your mom you are not happy with the nickname she gave you. :-)
:rofl:

Which garnered this response:

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5. I hope that your comment didn't come off the way you intended.

It’s a little gross.

Poor humorless Maru Kitten.  The comment came off exactly as it was intended and it was one of the funniest things ever posted on DU.  Try to crack a smile once in a while, it might help your foul disposition.

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Re: DUmmy posts a funny
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2025, 06:56:42 AM »
Goneoffshore is more like goneoffrocker :mental:  :-)
Life is tough and it’s even tougher when you’re stupid

Basking in the glow of my white Privilege and toxic masculinity while I water the Begonias with liberal tears!

I will give up my guns when the liberals give up their illegal aliens

We need a Bull Shit tax to make the Democrats go broke!

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Re: DUmmy posts a funny
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2025, 08:41:25 AM »
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Some of us are, indeed hobbits, toiling quietly against the daily evils of Felon47 and his minions.

Tell me you know nothing about a story without telling me you know nothing about a story.

Hobbits wanted to be left alone to enjoy their lives and their food.  Sounds more like conservatives than moonbats.  Orcs on the other hand, live on hate, follow orders mindlessly, and love their dear leader no matter how horribly that leader treats them.  That sounds like a much better fit for the leftists. 
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Re: DUmmy posts a funny
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2025, 09:17:33 AM »
GoneOffShore has reality inverted. It's Antifoids, BLMers, and Prog Israel-Haters who behave like orcs.
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

Millions now living should have died. Anti-Covid-Vaxxer ghouls hardest hit.

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Re: DUmmy posts a funny
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2025, 10:12:33 AM »
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I was called a libta*d hobbit the other day, and it got me thinking about LOTR
Frodo the hobbit defeated Sauron.

I thought Frodo was the guy who got canned from CNN.
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Re: DUmmy posts a funny
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2025, 07:15:31 PM »
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Some of us are, indeed hobbits, toiling quietly against the daily evils of Felon47 and his minions.

In the words of a poster on another forum, "Bask in the glow of your computer screen, noble martyr".