Some of us are, indeed hobbits, toiling quietly against the daily evils of Felon47 and his minions.
Tell me you know nothing about a story without telling me you know nothing about a story.
Hobbits wanted to be left alone to enjoy their lives and their food. Sounds more like conservatives than moonbats. Orcs on the other hand, live on hate, follow orders mindlessly, and love their dear leader no matter how horribly that leader treats them. That sounds like a much better fit for the leftists.