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Offline CC27

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So yesterday, I'm in my office
« on: January 29, 2025, 07:16:57 AM »
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So yesterday, I'm in my office
And I was talking to the front desk about the NFL championship games and as a diehard Philadelphia Eagles fan, I am of course very excited about the upcoming Super Bowl. The staff at the front desk are as well, and we were talking excitedly about the next two weeks leading up to the big game, and one of the young ladies asked me about how the betting line works.

I gave a rudimentary seminar on the ins and outs of sports betting and what the numbers all mean, and somehow mentioned horse racing as well. There used to be a very popular racecourse down here and a couple of the staff had been there with their parents many years ago and were asking me questions about horse racing betting, about which I actually know a little bit for reasons best outlined in another post, and for whatever reason in the middle of the discussion I made the statement “My father told me there was only one newspaper in the United States that will never deliberately tell you a lie.“

The ultra-Trump lady who was doing her work and not part of the discussion, but listening intently, abruptly turned around, faced me with that angry look, that piercing gaze that they give you right before they’re going to attack you for being whatever you happen to be, and I very offhandedly continued: “…and that newspaper is the Racing Form.” When they looked at me quizzically , I stated that you cannot lie to professional gamblers knowingly, or they will never pay attention to you ever again.

I have never seen anyone deflate as quickly as this lady did. She thought I was going to say the New York Times or the Washington Post or some other “lefty“ publication ( and yes I know that neither of them are lefty but these people think the Communist party is behind them). She just sat there with her mouth open, trying to figure out what to say or not say, and I looked over at her and said, “Were you going to add something?“

She just turned back to her work. Speechless.

It truly was a great moment in “sports history”. You had to be there for the full effect.

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Re: So yesterday, I'm in my office
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2025, 07:48:14 AM »
Boy, he sure owned her.

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Re: So yesterday, I'm in my office
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2025, 07:50:08 AM »
The insufferable lying prick is back. 🙄🙄🙄

 :lmao: :rotf: :rotf:  :-) :-) :lol: :lol:  :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

The guy is an expert on everything  :mental:  he’s a real tool  :thatsright:
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Re: So yesterday, I'm in my office
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2025, 07:52:24 AM »
Clean up in aisle 5. That is some load of BS they are spreading.  ::)
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Re: So yesterday, I'm in my office
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2025, 07:57:21 AM »
:lmao: :rotf: :rotf:  :-) :-) :lol: :lol:  :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

The guy is an expert on everything  :mental:  he’s a real tool  :thatsright:

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Re: So yesterday, I'm in my office
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2025, 08:01:20 AM »
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So yesterday, I'm in my office
And I was talking to the front desk about the NFL championship games and as a diehard Philadelphia Eagles fan, I am of course very excited about the upcoming Super Bowl. The staff at the front desk are as well, and we were talking excitedly about the next two weeks leading up to the big game, and one of the young ladies asked me about how the betting line works.

I gave a rudimentary seminar on the ins and outs of sports betting and what the numbers all mean, and somehow mentioned horse racing as well. There used to be a very popular racecourse down here and a couple of the staff had been there with their parents many years ago and were asking me questions about horse racing betting, about which I actually know a little bit for reasons best outlined in another post, and for whatever reason in the middle of the discussion I made the statement “My father told me there was only one newspaper in the United States that will never deliberately tell you a lie.“

The ultra-Trump lady who was doing her work and not part of the discussion, but listening intently, abruptly turned around, faced me with that angry look, that piercing gaze that they give you right before they’re going to attack you for being whatever you happen to be, and I very offhandedly continued: “…and that newspaper is the Racing Form.” When they looked at me quizzically , I stated that you cannot lie to professional gamblers knowingly, or they will never pay attention to you ever again.

I have never seen anyone deflate as quickly as this lady did. She thought I was going to say the New York Times or the Washington Post or some other “lefty“ publication ( and yes I know that neither of them are lefty but these people think the Communist party is behind them). She just sat there with her mouth open, trying to figure out what to say or not say, and I looked over at her and said, “Were you going to add something?“

Boy, he's the mostest smartest, ain't he? He pretends to know everything.

The funny thing is that he essentially brags about his knowledge then blatantly shows that he's an ignorant idiot by saying that he knows the NYT and WP aren't "lefty". He's a hilarious DUmmie. Perhaps Musk and the SpaceX folks could see if they could find a way to use his ego to power the Super Heavy booster.
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Re: So yesterday, I'm in my office
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2025, 09:19:36 AM »
Any post starting with "So" is immediately followed by a lie... I'm just saying.
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Re: So yesterday, I'm in my office
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2025, 09:38:00 AM »
Insufferable is right!  First, the story is stupid, pointless, and boring.  And second, he uses the maximum amount of words to convey it.  Can imagine him in real life?   

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Re: So yesterday, I'm in my office
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2025, 09:39:53 AM »
Insufferable is right!  First, the story is stupid, pointless, and boring.  And second, he uses the maximum amount of words to convey it.  Can imagine him in real life?

I would tell him to go take a walk

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Re: So yesterday, I'm in my office
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2025, 04:03:50 PM »
Insufferable is right!  First, the story is stupid, pointless, and boring.  And second, he uses the maximum amount of words to convey it.  Can imagine him in real life?

He is the smartest guy in the room however he’s 77 years old and still working because he wasn’t smart enough to put away money for retirement.  :loser: :loser: :loser:
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