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Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« on: November 14, 2013, 09:52:27 AM »
Is the greatest president ever going to go on TV and admit he ****ed up on Obamacare?

I doubt he will. He will blame republicans and the insurance companies for it.

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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2013, 09:54:57 AM »
Is he coming on the TV to speak? 

Wait, that's a stupid question.  He's always on TV to speak. 

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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2013, 09:56:26 AM »
Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch Mooch!....if he can do that then maybe he ain't queer after all.
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2013, 10:01:17 AM »
As DUmpmonkie California says, "the proof is in the putting..."

An obvious allusion to Barry's golf game.
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2013, 10:01:41 AM »
Is he coming on the TV to speak? 

Wait, that's a stupid question.  He's always on TV to speak. 

At 11:35 he's going to talk about something to do with healthcare.

 
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2013, 10:03:43 AM »
At 11:35 he's going to talk about something to do with healthcare.

 
OH! I just can't wait.....while waiting, I think I will smash all my TV sets.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2013, 10:10:13 AM »
If he has that peanut gallery of nodding, smiling pinheads behind him, he'll give a speech like the mayor of Toronto.

No problemo, everything under control, nothing to see, move along. Crunchy news.

If there's no peanut gallery, there's a chance of something more significant.

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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2013, 10:25:18 AM »
In Russia, the mooch pooch screws you.
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2013, 10:29:31 AM »
At 11:35 he's going to talk about something to do with healthcare.

 

That means he will get there around 12:00. I have fired people for being late to meetings because it wastes hundreds of dollars waiting for the late guy. Obama has no sense other than of himself. Truly a classic clinical case of NPD. Affirmative action did nothing to help Obama's core flaws. Affirmative action enhanced Obama's core flaws.
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2013, 10:30:23 AM »
Let's live blog it for the DUmpmonkiez who will not watch it!
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2013, 10:45:01 AM »
Barry late to own press conference. Nobody shocked!
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2013, 10:50:16 AM »
Is he coming on the TV to speak? 

Wait, that's a stupid question.  He's always on TV to speak. 
Not true.

Sometimes he's on the radio.
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2013, 10:52:49 AM »
Barry late to own press conference. Nobody shocked!

Just showing everyone he's the king...
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2013, 10:54:16 AM »
Boehner just said you can't fix Obamacare and that it's going to destroy the best health care system in the world.

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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2013, 10:56:49 AM »
Reporter just said, "The president will come out and try to wave a magic wand to fix obamacare."

:-))
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2013, 11:03:57 AM »
Barry does a call out to storm victims in Pacific...

Promises to update us on barricade.

Will take some questions.
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2013, 11:05:58 AM »
Roll out has been rough so far.

I am not happy.

100,000 enrolled in New insurance plans.

A million filled out applications...

A numbers game by Barry...
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2013, 11:09:34 AM »
Blames governors.

Says a million have done it but not bought yet.

Getting better.

Loss of old plans.

I get was upsetting.

I hear you loud and clear.

Offering plan.

Restated law about grandfather's.

Extend into 2014 old plans... past elections?

Forces companies to explain why barrycare better.
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2013, 11:09:51 AM »
I'm old enough to remember when wanted to make even the tiniest change to the ACA was a terrorist act by a bunch of hostage takers. Does this mean President Homey D. Clown and the rest of the Dims are terrorists and hostage takers?
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2013, 11:11:13 AM »
King Barky the Liar came out at 12:05 just like I predicted.

I loathe this man.
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2013, 11:12:31 AM »
blah-blah-blah-lie-lie-lie....and there it is....I fixed it....any questions?
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2013, 11:14:20 AM »
I can't follow him...before my head explodes, I think I'll wait for the talking heads to sift through all the Barry s*it and spin.

 
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2013, 11:15:14 AM »
I can't follow him...before my head explodes, I think I'll wait for the talking heads to sift through all the Barry s*it and spin.

 

That'll just make it stink more.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2013, 11:17:20 AM »
Old market place didn't work.

Will not accept repeal of law.

Shop around for better care at lower cost.

40 million still don't have insurance.

Won't back away at fixing that.

But... gotta move forward.

Questions.

Trust and honesty?
People frustrated. Shutdown. My healthcare reform don't work. I understand. Ultimately I iz da potus. Have to win back. We fumbled the rollout. Things do work. But people didn't notice. Always knew marketplaces better. Knew it would be difficult. Should have made it work. Next year people will like it.

Like plan keep it. Site didn't work.
I did not know website wouldn't work. I am accused of anything but I am not stupid.
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Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2013, 11:19:16 AM »
Old market place didn't work.

Will not accept repeal of law.

Shop around for better care at lower cost.

40 million still don't have insurance.

Won't back away at fixing that.

But... gotta move forward.

Questions.

Trust and honesty?
People frustrated. Shutdown. My healthcare reform don't work. I understand. Ultimately I iz da potus. Have to win back. We fumbled the rollout. Things do work. But people didn't notice. Always knew marketplaces better. Knew it would be difficult. Should have made it work. Next year people will like it.

Like plan keep it. Site didn't work.
I did not know website wouldn't work. I am accused of anything but I am not stupid.




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