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Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA

I had 18-hours of on site training and several more hours of study. Today I am happy to say I passed the exam and am certified to help people get insurance thru the Affordable Care Act. I'm looking forward to doing this as I think it's a good step in the right direction (Single Payer would be my preference). Now waiting for the health care organization I work for to get its certification so that I can get to work.
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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2013, 06:16:27 AM »
Hmmm. no heavy lifting, no real stress.
Hey! How does a DUmmy finagle his way onto the disability bandwagon with this job?

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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2013, 06:22:40 AM »
Hey! How does a DUmmy finagle his way onto the disability bandwagon with this job?

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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2013, 06:34:32 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023761781

A perfect job for a DUmmy. A job that will pay them to lie.

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And depending on what state it's in...a job that is only considered part time and thus not eligible for Obamacare coverage.
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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2013, 06:41:20 AM »
The soul-crushing emotional duress of knowing somewhere out there are Republicans that don't love it a d appreciate all it's deep caring.

It just can't go on knowing that. It's too much to bear.
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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2013, 07:07:33 AM »
Hmmm. no heavy lifting, no real stress.
Hey! How does a DUmmy finagle his way onto the disability bandwagon with this job?

Carpel Tunnel from all the computer typing, Hemorrhoids from sitting all day,  plenty of excuses to become disabled.    Stress is a killer and spending a work day, every day being cussed out and loosing all ones friends because of your job is a good one.   

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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2013, 07:09:30 AM »
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Now waiting for the health care organization I work for to get its certification so that I can get to work.

That sounds like a lot of red tape.  I think you've got a long wait. 

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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2013, 07:37:10 AM »
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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2013, 08:14:31 AM »
This strikes me as a good idea - it should be mandated that those working for Obamacare all be DUmmies. The added weight of their incompetence should bring the system crashing down all the quicker.

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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2013, 09:26:43 AM »
Who is this single payer they keep talking about and where does he, I figure he has to be a man who works hard, get all this money from to pay for all the DUmmies cuts and scrapes?
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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2013, 10:56:11 AM »
Hmmm. no heavy lifting, no real stress.
Hey! How does a DUmmy finagle his way onto the disability bandwagon with this job?

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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2013, 10:58:22 AM »
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Star Member WI_DEM (32,606 posts)

Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA

I had 18-hours of on site training and several more hours of study. Today I am happy to say I passed the exam and am certified to help people get insurance thru the Affordable Care Act. I'm looking forward to doing this as I think it's a good step in the right direction (Single Payer would be my preference). Now waiting for the health care organization I work for to get its certification so that I can get to work.
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I hope this person is honest and when coming across the crap Obama pushed out tells the other DUmpmonkies the honest to Obama truth.






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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2013, 11:01:39 AM »
This strikes me as a good idea - it should be mandated that those working for Obamacare all be DUmmies.
I'm pretty sure that will take care of itself.

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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2013, 01:15:18 PM »
Who is this single payer they keep talking about and where does he, I figure he has to be a man who works hard, get all this money from to pay for all the DUmmies cuts and scrapes?

I think the single payer is Uncle Sam.  Getting rid of the evil insurance companies and making all healthcare suppliers government employees and government unionized.







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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2013, 04:07:56 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023761781

A perfect job for a DUmmy. A job that will pay them to lie.

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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2013, 04:21:31 PM »
I notice the WI DUmmie has not replied to any of the questions in the thread.

Sounds like the DUmmie already has a job and this might of just been some mandatory training. Especially if they are a healthcare provider or insurance company.

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« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2013, 07:47:12 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023761781

A perfect job for a DUmmy. A job that will pay them to lie.

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Not to mention, no background checks, and no drug tests.

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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2013, 08:06:05 PM »
This fool is proud of this????
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« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2013, 08:09:05 PM »
This fool is proud of this????
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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2013, 09:08:15 PM »
So.....they are a CACACA???  Or a ACACAC? 
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« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2013, 09:46:38 PM »
Hmmm. no heavy lifting, no real stress.

And no real job, as this post is utter bullsh!t.
              

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« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2013, 09:51:47 PM »
I notice the WI DUmmie has not replied to any of the questions in the thread.

Sounds like the DUmmie already has a job and this might of just been some mandatory training. Especially if they are a healthcare provider or insurance company.

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Hmmm. no heavy lifting, no real stress.

And no real job, as this post is utter bullsh!t.
              

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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2013, 10:34:25 AM »
More epic fail from Obama and his merry band of idiots.

The DUchebag will probably start work around June 2014...maybe.
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Re: Today I passed the exam to be a Certified Application Counselor for ACA
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2013, 10:44:34 AM »
Go read this about those certified counselors......certified crooks.

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« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2013, 04:56:48 PM »
Oh my.

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