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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2012, 02:41:23 PM »
I get plastic bags from the store and I use them to clean up the landmines my dog leaves around the yard. I also use them as trash bags in my bathrooms. They are no more or less biodegradable then a regular trash bag.   :bird: 0 bongs.


That's exactly what I use them for.  I bring some into the local general store/gas station that uses them too.
              

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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2012, 04:46:05 PM »
I get plastic bags from the store and I use them to clean up the landmines my dog leaves around the yard. I also use them as trash bags in my bathrooms. They are no more or less biodegradable then a regular trash bag.   :bird: 0 bongs.


I clean up "Stinky treats" from the cat, but otherwise, they also are used as trash bags.
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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2012, 05:44:20 PM »
I get plastic bags from the store and I use them to clean up the landmines my dog leaves around the yard. I also use them as trash bags in my bathrooms. They are no more or less biodegradable then a regular trash bag.   :bird: 0 bongs.


I use them as trash bags, too.  They're all I use.  Walmart bags are the best.

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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2012, 07:06:46 PM »
I use them as trash bags, too.  They're all I use.  Walmart bags are the best.

Only thing wrong with them is that they're blue. It seems like DUmmies would shop at Walmart just to get the bags.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2012, 07:46:28 PM »
Only thing wrong with them is that they're blue. It seems like DUmmies would shop at Walmart just to get the bags.

My Walmart(s) has white bags with blue logo.

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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2012, 07:49:39 PM »
My Walmart(s) has white bags with blue logo.

The small one is white. The large one is blue.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2012, 07:52:21 PM »
My Walmart(s) has white bags with blue logo.

Same here.

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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #32 on: November 21, 2012, 07:55:13 PM »
The small one is white. The large one is blue.

You must have one of those fancy designer Walmarts.  My Walmart has one size, and if it doesn't fit, carry it out holding your receipt.  :p

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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #33 on: November 21, 2012, 08:03:26 PM »
You must have one of those fancy designer Walmarts.  My Walmart has one size, and if it doesn't fit, carry it out holding your receipt.  :p

Must be. All the items are made in the elitist northeast sector of China.
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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #34 on: November 21, 2012, 08:05:07 PM »
Must be. All the items are made in the elitist northeast sector of China.

Just as I thought.

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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #35 on: November 21, 2012, 11:10:19 PM »
Whenever we're asked paper or plastic at the store I always say "Paper, so I can kill a few more trees by not recycling." I laugh maniacally as we leave the store.

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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #36 on: November 21, 2012, 11:32:58 PM »
Whenever we're asked paper or plastic at the store I always say "Paper, so I can kill a few more trees by not recycling." I laugh maniacally as we leave the store.

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Where do you live?  We only have plastic at our stores.  I loved getting paper bags way back in the day.
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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #37 on: November 22, 2012, 12:57:52 AM »
Where do you live?  We only have plastic at our stores.  I loved getting paper bags way back in the day.
Florida. I hate it here.

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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #38 on: November 22, 2012, 02:43:19 AM »
The OP is a joke that has floated around for some time.  It is truthful in some ways though.

Yes it is. There are several versions of the urban legend floating around the internet. Of course, the DUmmie posts it like they wrote it and where there when it happened!


Those freaking reusable bags are a joke....every one I have seen that is not brand new is full of second hand smoke, sticky stuff (from food, I hope????) and I am sure there is some cross contamination going on inside the bag.

I understand some older customers simply like the bags because they are easier to carry to the vehicle and inside the house when they get home, as they are more sturdy and have better handles.

 I seen one set of the reusable bags that was covered in pet hair and I about puked right there......

In our warmer climate customers like to use them when they purchase milk, ice cream, or even ice. Those crappy plastic bags always have to be doubled and when they get heavy they cut off the circulation in your fingers when you are trying to get your front door opened with bags of food in your hand.  :-)


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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #39 on: November 22, 2012, 02:55:11 AM »
Where do you live?  We only have plastic at our stores.  I loved getting paper bags way back in the day.

I'm pretty sure Smith's still has paper.

When I do my shopping and my mother's at the same time, I used to have them use paper for her stuff, plastic for mine. It made it easier when I had to deliver the stuff to her.

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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #40 on: November 22, 2012, 04:54:48 AM »
Had that really happened that little idiot wouldn't have her job very long. It's not her job to lecture people, especially those who are spending money in the store, thus insuring there are jobs available. She's there to provide customer service, NOT lecture people who have a helluva lot more life experience than her. I'd talk to the manager if she tried that crap with me.

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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #41 on: November 22, 2012, 04:58:25 AM »
Florida. I hate it here.

Our car was robbed last week. They stole our car antenna and that's it.

The bottom section of the old telescoping antenna's were the perfect size for a .22 round. We used them to make zip guns. The newer plastic/nylon ones are only good for those who are into B&D.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #42 on: November 22, 2012, 07:42:55 AM »
Well, DUmmies like to talk about "repurposing" things.....so wipe your ass on plastic bags DUmmies.....rinse and repeat.
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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #43 on: November 22, 2012, 08:14:08 AM »
The only time I ever see a paper bag, is at the liquor store.
Don't know why, just is.
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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #44 on: November 22, 2012, 08:14:55 AM »
Our County Market store has plastic and paper available , but it's a bag your type of store.  No wasting money on some useless union bagger.

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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #45 on: November 22, 2012, 08:19:13 AM »
The only time I ever see a paper bag, is at the liquor store.
Don't know why, just is.

How often do you see that bag?

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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #46 on: November 22, 2012, 11:31:42 AM »
I'm pretty sure Smith's still has paper.

When I do my shopping and my mother's at the same time, I used to have them use paper for her stuff, plastic for mine. It made it easier when I had to deliver the stuff to her.

They don't.  We shop there all the time and they only have plastic.
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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #47 on: November 22, 2012, 11:42:17 AM »
How often do you see that bag?
Sometimes, not often enough.  :beer:  :-)
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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #48 on: November 22, 2012, 02:02:23 PM »
Wal-Mart here has white with blue small bags and the bigger ones are gray with blue. Publix still has the paper or plastic thing going on. Wal-Mart also has paper freezer bags to put your icecream stuff in.

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Re: Idiot cashier bitches to woman customer about her using plastic bags
« Reply #49 on: November 22, 2012, 03:58:33 PM »
The only time I ever see a paper bag, is at the liquor store.
Don't know why, just is.

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