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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2012, 08:01:22 PM »
I'm hitting a roadblock here. We need to find two batshit crazy actresses to play Pam and Bobolink.  But who?  Wynona Ryder as Bobo the Hobo might work if she was 30 years older. But Pam? That's a real head-scratcher.
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2012, 08:01:45 PM »
Janeanne Garafolo. There's got to be a role for her.
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2012, 08:04:09 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 26, 2012, 08:01:45 PM
Janeanne Garafolo. There's got to be a role for her.
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #28 on: July 26, 2012, 08:04:17 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 26, 2012, 08:01:22 PM
I'm hitting a roadblock here. We need to find two batshit crazy actresses to play Pam and Bobolink.  But who?  Wynona Ryder as Bobo the Hobo might work if she was 30 years older. But Pam? That's a real head-scratcher.

Margot Kidder?
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #29 on: July 26, 2012, 08:09:44 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 26, 2012, 08:01:22 PM
I'm hitting a roadblock here. We need to find two batshit crazy actresses to play Pam and Bobolink.  But who?  Wynona Ryder as Bobo the Hobo might work if she was 30 years older. But Pam? That's a real head-scratcher.
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #30 on: July 26, 2012, 08:10:25 PM »
Sean Penn has to be in there, maybe a Sandusky role ? Too soon ?
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #31 on: July 26, 2012, 08:12:53 PM »
Penn could play Stinky.
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #32 on: July 26, 2012, 08:56:32 PM »
I've been thinking that maybe Dave off of Storage Wars could be convinced to play nads if the price was right.
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #33 on: July 26, 2012, 09:07:49 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on July 26, 2012, 08:56:32 PM
I've been thinking that maybe Dave off of Storage Wars could be convinced to play nads if the price was right.

Not crazy enough.
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2012, 09:14:37 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 26, 2012, 09:07:49 PM
Not crazy enough.

But he's got the look. Look at him with his glasses on and imagine him wearing a skin cap. A good acting coach can teach him to play crazy. Or the director can just dose him up with some mind-altering drugs.
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2012, 09:44:36 PM »
Kathy Bates as Nads. She just has to replay Annie from " Misery".
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #36 on: July 26, 2012, 09:47:35 PM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on July 26, 2012, 09:44:36 PM
Kathy Bates as Nads. She just has to replay Annie from " Misery".

Danny Devito as nadin, he is almost a dead ringer for her as is.
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #37 on: July 26, 2012, 09:49:16 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on July 26, 2012, 09:47:35 PM
Danny Devito as nadin, he is almost a dead ringer for her as is.

My vote, too. The resemblance between the Penguin and nads is so great, I can practically smell the fish on her breath!
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #38 on: July 26, 2012, 10:30:30 PM »
Who would play Calipig???? we need all those earwigs!! warning!!!warning...earwig infestation on the set!!!! :rotf:
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #39 on: July 26, 2012, 11:28:53 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 26, 2012, 08:01:22 PM
I'm hitting a roadblock here. We need to find two batshit crazy actresses to play Pam and Bobolink.  But who?  Wynona Ryder as Bobo the Hobo might work if she was 30 years older. But Pam? That's a real head-scratcher.
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Seen the once-delightful Kathleen Turner lately?  She could easily do Bobo in her current condition.
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #40 on: July 26, 2012, 11:36:32 PM »
I need to see pics of these people. Are they posted in their own thread at the DUmp?
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2012, 03:36:50 AM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on July 26, 2012, 11:36:32 PM
I need to see pics of these people. Are they posted in their own thread at the DUmp?

The primitives, being narcissists, used to post lots and lots of photographs of themselves (or allegedly of themselves), some of which are classics.

But for some reason, the primitives don't do as much of that anymore.

I suspect it has something to do with their growing older, and their looks deteriorating, and they're too embarrassed to put them up any more.
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2012, 09:26:31 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on July 26, 2012, 08:56:32 PM
I've been thinking that maybe Dave off of Storage Wars could be convinced to play nads if the price was right.
I changed my mind and now want Chumlee from Pawn Stars to play Nads.
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2012, 09:29:35 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on July 27, 2012, 09:26:31 AM
I changed my mind and now want Chumlee from Pawn Stars to play Nads.

I thought Chumlee for Omaha Steve
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2012, 09:48:39 AM »
Who could Sean Penn play? There has to be a role for him!  His acting range of stoners, gangsters and teh ghey would work for any number of the idiots over there.

(oops, this has already been mentioned -- sorry!)
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2012, 10:36:51 AM »
Quote from: njpines on July 27, 2012, 09:48:39 AM
Who could Sean Penn play? There has to be a role for him!  His acting range of stoners, gangsters and teh ghey would work for any number of the idiots over there.

(oops, this has already been mentioned -- sorry!)
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #46 on: July 27, 2012, 10:55:08 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on July 27, 2012, 10:36:51 AM
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Plus it takes away the Hunter S. Thompson character from Will Pittstain the Plagiarist.  Now as for the Pitt, I'm thinking Chevy Chase.  Not the funny Chevy Chase, but the drugged out raving one.  Or how about Ed Norton, or Patton Oswalt, perhaps?
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #47 on: July 27, 2012, 10:56:12 AM »
I still can't believe ya'll haven't brought up $kammer. 

My humble proposal--Jack Nicholson.  The hair-wigged-out, mentally unbalanced, "As Good As It Gets" Jack Nicholson.
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #48 on: July 27, 2012, 07:15:14 PM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on July 27, 2012, 09:29:35 AM
I thought Chumlee for Omaha Steve

I like the idea of Chumlee for OS. Or maybe even Jackie from Red State Update for OS.

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I figure when DU: the movie becomes a blockbuster there could be a spin-off featuring Omaha Steve. Maybe Big Dog could convert his story to a screenplay.
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Re: DU: the movie?
« Reply #49 on: July 27, 2012, 08:30:29 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on July 27, 2012, 07:15:14 PM
I like the idea of Chumlee for OS. Or maybe even Jackie from Red State Update for OS.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScQWVubBlEg&feature=plcp[/youtube]

I figure when DU: the movie becomes a blockbuster there could be a spin-off featuring Omaha Steve. Maybe Big Dog could convert his story to a screenplay.
Or Hurley from "Lost"
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