That's simply fantastic. I can't think of a word for how absolutely STUPID she is, so I'll simply say: Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious.
It hurts to read what she writes sometimes. Hopefully, I won't be making that mistake again.
Oh, and if you're reading this, NadaBrain, what YOU write is the "crunchy candy" that gives children tooth decay, and diabetes when they get older. I hope you're happy.