Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers

[Karin]

Yeah, and BEG's husband is tall, too, so that took extra special talent.   

I did it in a Bug as well.

[BEG]

Back seat of a bug? Wow! A pair of dwarf circus clowns would have trouble doing that.

Desperate people do desperate things. I could tell you all about leaving prints on the hood of his bug once, if you are interested.

[dandi]

Desperate people do desperate things. I could tell you all about leaving prints on the hood of his bug once, if you are interested.

What kind of prints?

 

[GOBUCKS]

Desperate people do desperate things. I could tell you all about leaving prints on the hood of his bug once, if you are interested.

Now that's believable. A literal bouncy tale[sic].

[BEG]

What kind of prints?

 

Probably what you are imagining.

[BEG]

Please elaborate.    The public demands details, details, details!

NOOOO!!!  You do NOT look like you've been married 25 years.  15 tops.  Seriously.

I got married when I was 20.

[BEG]

Yeah, and BEG's husband is tall, too, so that took extra special talent.   

I did it in a Bug as well.

I'm talented like that. 

[delilahmused]

SpiralHawk  (1000+ posts)     Sat Jun-18-11 11:51 Response to Original message
11. This is sooo insightful
 Republicons will be reassured that their, um, 'Family Values'are -- as ever -- being acted out so, um, faithfully by their young'uns.

Bristol is a true exemplar of authentic Republicon Family Values. No arguing that point.

You people are so ****ing vile. And, as usual you have a warped idea of what family values are. The most important value ISN'T keeping your children (or other family members or even ourselves) from making mistakes or not living up to our values. ALL people fail to live up to them sometimes. But having a code gives us a path to come back to despite straying now and then. And we all understand that one of the times people stray the most is when they're young. It's a normal part of growing up.

Some of us stray further or make really big mistakes, but FAMILY VALUES also says we love and support our family members and help them when they fall. In Bristol's case that means you've taught your daughter that LIFE is valued and no "mistake" is worth killing a baby over. It also means accepting personal responsibility for her choices. Bristol did that by finding a way to support herself and her baby boy. People make fun of her because of the way she's chosen to do it but she does it anyway. And she courageously, publicly, puts herself out there as an example of what NOT to do even though faces criticism from both sides.

Did she have help from her family? Of course she did. And I'd like to point out that at that time they were a middle class family with a middle class income. I don't know anyone in my circle, regardless of income, who wouldn't support their child. More important than not making mistakes, which is an absolutely absurd premise on your part, family values means you love your child. If we've taught them well, they'll handle whatever situation they're in with responsibility and dignity. As parents our job is love our children and help them without blunting consequences of their bad choices. These are the things that show a person's character.

Cindie

[GOBUCKS]

Sometimes you have to do whatever it takes to make ends meet.

[FiddyBeowulf]

Wouldn't most DUmmies consider that rape if it happened to any other person?  I'll be honest, if I woke up and couldn't remember the night before and I found out that my boyfriend had sex with me for the first time, especially if I had been a virgin prior to that, I would probably consider it rape.  

But it does not meet the left's definition of "rape-rape".

[BEG]

You people are so ****ing vile. And, as usual you have a warped idea of what family values are. The most important value ISN'T keeping your children (or other family members or even ourselves) from making mistakes or not living up to our values. ALL people fail to live up to them sometimes. But having a code gives us a path to come back to despite straying now and then. And we all understand that one of the times people stray the most is when they're young. It's a normal part of growing up.

Some of us stray further or make really big mistakes, but FAMILY VALUES also says we love and support our family members and help them when they fall. In Bristol's case that means you've taught your daughter that LIFE is valued and no "mistake" is worth killing a baby over. It also means accepting personal responsibility for her choices. Bristol did that by finding a way to support herself and her baby boy. People make fun of her because of the way she's chosen to do it but she does it anyway. And she courageously, publicly, puts herself out there as an example of what NOT to do even though faces criticism from both sides.

Did she have help from her family? Of course she did. And I'd like to point out that at that time they were a middle class family with a middle class income. I don't know anyone in my circle, regardless of income, who wouldn't support their child. More important than not making mistakes, which is an absolutely absurd premise on your part, family values means you love your child. If we've taught them well, they'll handle whatever situation they're in with responsibility and dignity. As parents our job is love our children and help them without blunting consequences of their bad choices. These are the things that show a person's character.

Cindie

H5

[NHSparky]

stevenumbers will be stopping at the wine shop on his way home from Cabela's.

Someone needs to tell him that Bartel's and James' aren't sold at the local 7/11 anymore.  These days it's the "hard" lemonades and shit like that.

Personally, I don't know of too many people who would ADMIT to having drunk a wine cooler after about 1994 or so.

[dandi]

Probably what you are imagining.

Probably, but you said you would tell.....   

[miskie]

Wine Coolers were in the '80's.  Bartles and Jaymes anyone???    

I preferred California Coolers, cuz they came in a 2 liter.   

There was a time Purple Passion came in a plastic 2 liter soda bottle - with 'made from substandard grapes' in the fine print at the bottom.

[IassaFTots]

There was a time Purple Passion came in a plastic 2 liter soda bottle - with 'made from substandard grapes' in the fine print at the bottom.

Yup.  I recall that as well.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Wouldn't most DUmmies consider that rape if it happened to any other person?

You would think so, wouldn't you?  Their hypocrisy and misogyny is truly appalling.

I'll be honest, if I woke up and couldn't remember the night before and I found out that my boyfriend had sex with me for the first time, especially if I had been a virgin prior to that, I would probably consider it rape.

And rightly so.

[Duke Nukum]

So, Anthony Weiner = DUmp hero
Bristol Palin = slut

Stay classy, DU.

[GOBUCKS]

Bristol is in a tiny minority, like Ashlee Simpson, who's had facial surgery that was immensely successful.
 

[Ralph Wiggum]

80% of the population lost their virginity while drunk on wine coolers while camping?

Just like the DUmmies' claim that 10% of the population is gay.  Or in their terms, GLBTQI.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Someone needs to tell him that Bartel's and James' aren't sold at the local 7/11 anymore.  These days it's the "hard" lemonades and shit like that.

Personally, I don't know of too many people who would ADMIT to having drunk a wine cooler after about 1994 or so.

And if a guy ever admits drinking one at all, that raises questions about their manhood.

[IassaFTots]

Just like the DUmmies' claim that 10% of the population is gay.  Or in their terms, GLBTQI.

I still don't get that Q. 

[Ralph Wiggum]

I still don't get that Q. 

Questioning.

[IassaFTots]

Questioning.

I know what it stands for, and I still don't understand it.

[Ralph Wiggum]

I know what it stands for, and I still don't understand it.

I think it applies well to Stevie Numbers.  He's constantly questioning why he can't get laid.

[FiddyBeowulf]

I know what it stands for, and I still don't understand it.

As in: Seems a bit redundant?