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Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« on: June 18, 2011, 11:54:06 AM »
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onehandle  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jun-18-11 11:44 AM
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Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
 

'Newly-chinned abstinence spokesmodel Bristol Palin isn't so different from you and me! In fact, just like 80 percent of the U.S. population, she lost her virginity on a camping trip while drunk on wine coolers, according to her new memoir, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far. Apparently she woke up unable to remember the event, and was reminded only by hearing her then-boyfriend Levi Johnston bragging about it to his friends on the phone. She confronted Johnston, and he promised that they wouldn't do it (sex) again until they were married.'

http://gawker.com/5813267/bristol-palin-lost-her-virgin...

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HopeHoops  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jun-18-11 11:45 AM
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3. Pretty classy for a Palin spawn.

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onehandle  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jun-18-11 11:52 AM
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13. That was probably 'The Ritz' compared to her mom.
 I'm picturing a Frat lined up outside of a porta-potty

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HopeHoops  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jun-18-11 11:54 AM
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15. Or up against the side of it.

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blueknight (1000+ posts)        Sat Jun-18-11 11:51 AM
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9. why would we
 expect anything else? i mean, the classy bunch that they are...

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SpiralHawk  (1000+ posts)     Sat Jun-18-11 11:51 AM
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11. This is sooo insightful
 Republicons will be reassured that their, um, 'Family Values'are -- as ever -- being acted out so, um, faithfully by their young'uns.

Bristol is a true exemplar of authentic Republicon Family Values. No arguing that point.

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lunatica  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jun-18-11 11:52 AM
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12. Quoted right out of her own book
 What a role model

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HipChick (1000+ posts)       Sat Jun-18-11 12:10 PM
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24. I call BS.. she was having sex with more than 1 guy at a time..
 Edited on Sat Jun-18-11 12:11 PM by HipChick
Since she hoped the baby wasn't Levi's...but why stop the Palin tradition of lying?..

Levi's sister a couple of years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=...

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joeybee12  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jun-18-11 12:31 PM
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36. She's more full of shit than her mother...nt

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Tempest (1000+ posts)      Sat Jun-18-11 12:31 PM
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35. Bristol was a slut, everyone in Wasilla knew it
 
She was sleeping around on Levi and when she got pregnant she text to him "I prayed to god this baby wasn't yours".

 

 
 

 
   
 
 
 


 
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2011, 11:57:40 AM »
Typical lefty jealousy, as they wish that their boyfriends (both genders) would nail them on a camping trip.  Most boyfriends would gag at the stench, and wouldn't want to be in the same campground with them, to say nothng of the same tent.
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2011, 12:03:00 PM »
I'm afraid I'm probably like the DUmmies...I lost my virginity at a young age...and also like the DUmmies...I was alone. :lmao:
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2011, 12:05:55 PM »
I lost mine in high school to my very first real boyfriend in the back seat of a VW bug, does it help if I ended up marrying him 5 years later and will be married to him for 25 years next January?
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2011, 01:57:16 PM »
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In fact, just like 80 percent of the U.S. population, she lost her virginity on a camping trip while drunk on wine coolers

80% of the population lost their virginity while drunk on wine coolers while camping?
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2011, 02:00:08 PM »
This thread has stevenumbers in a cold sweat.
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2011, 02:01:27 PM »
Wouldn't most DUmmies consider that rape if it happened to any other person?  I'll be honest, if I woke up and couldn't remember the night before and I found out that my boyfriend had sex with me for the first time, especially if I had been a virgin prior to that, I would probably consider it rape.  
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2011, 02:03:42 PM »
Quote from: thelaughingman on June 18, 2011, 01:57:16 PM
80% of the population lost their virginity while drunk on wine coolers while camping?

That statistic sort of freaked me out, too.
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2011, 02:08:06 PM »
I thought those were the family values that liberals celebrated... sticking it to the Man, tossing off the yoke of the warlike patriarchal society, and being a degenerate dirtbag all around. 
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2011, 02:26:11 PM »
This from the bunch that can identity 1000 crooked dicks?
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2011, 03:05:12 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 18, 2011, 12:03:00 PM
I'm afraid I'm probably like the DUmmies...I lost my virginity at a young age...and also like the DUmmies...I was alone. :lmao:

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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2011, 03:18:00 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on June 18, 2011, 02:01:27 PM
Wouldn't most DUmmies consider that rape if it happened to any other person?  I'll be honest, if I woke up and couldn't remember the night before and I found out that my boyfriend had sex with me for the first time, especially if I had been a virgin prior to that, I would probably consider it rape.  

That's what jumped out at me too.  Something doesn't seem quite right here.
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2011, 03:22:29 PM »
Quote from: thelaughingman on June 18, 2011, 01:57:16 PM
80% of the population lost their virginity while drunk on wine coolers while camping?
stevenumbers will be stopping at the wine shop on his way home from Cabela's.
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2011, 06:55:21 PM »
Quote from: BEG on June 18, 2011, 12:05:55 PM
I lost mine in high school to my very first real boyfriend in the back seat of a VW bug, does it help if I ended up marrying him 5 years later and will be married to him for 25 years next January?
Yes it does.  h5
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2011, 07:41:54 PM »
New Topic here------When was your first time with another person.   I have to include the gays in here to make it interesting.

Do anyone of us remember the name of the person we gave it up to ?????

Why is this so important that we have to think long and hard to remember other sexual encounters including the first time we made it with our mate of today, where and how did it happen, were we under a school bus, on the beach, perhaps in parents bed when they were on vacation???

Th first time for most anything is important at least to woman, men have many first and last times in their lives.
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2011, 07:47:19 PM »
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New Topic here------When was your first time with another person.   I have to include the gays in here to make it interesting.

Do anyone of us remember the name of the person we gave it up to ?????

Why is this so important that we have to think long and hard to remember other sexual encounters including the first time we made it with our mate of today, where and how did it happen, were we under a school bus, on the beach, perhaps in parents bed when they were on vacation???

Th first time for most anything is important at least to woman, men have many first and last times in their lives.
Why should we care.
It's a private issue.
DUmmies seem to think it important, therefore they catch the dickens.
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2011, 08:58:59 PM »
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I lost mine in high school to my very first real boyfriend in the back seat of a VW bug
Back seat of a bug? Wow! A pair of dwarf circus clowns would have trouble doing that.
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2011, 09:07:41 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 18, 2011, 08:58:59 PM
Back seat of a bug? Wow! A pair of dwarf circus clowns would have trouble doing that.

She is very flexible.
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2011, 09:32:52 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on June 18, 2011, 09:07:41 PM
She is very flexible.

I think I just orgasmed.
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2011, 09:37:44 PM »
Quote from: BEG on June 18, 2011, 12:05:55 PM
I lost mine in high school to my very first real boyfriend in the back seat of a VW bug,

Please elaborate.   :naughty:  The public demands details, details, details!

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does it help if I ended up marrying him 5 years later and will be married to him for 25 years next January?

NOOOO!!!  You do NOT look like you've been married 25 years.  15 tops.  Seriously.
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2011, 09:50:14 AM »
I find it interesting that some people screw up when they are young (me) and somehow manage to grow up by learning from how they screwed up when they were young (most definitely me), but the DUmbasses can't see past that.  Could it be that they themselves have never grown up?  Could it be that they have some genetic flaw that prevents them from ever learning from their mistakes?  Or could it be that they're jealous because they lost theirs to a rough trick named "Jim"?

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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2011, 10:02:47 AM »
Wine Coolers??

Sounds like the 70s to me and that the DUchebag probably had to get the guy drunk on some Boones Farm to do the nasty with it.
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #22 on: June 20, 2011, 10:11:02 AM »
Quote from: jukin on June 20, 2011, 10:02:47 AM
Wine Coolers??

Sounds like the 70s to me and that the DUchebag probably had to get the guy drunk on some Boones Farm to do the nasty with it.

Wine Coolers were in the '80's.  Bartles and Jaymes anyone???   :-) 

I preferred California Coolers, cuz they came in a 2 liter.   :-)
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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #23 on: June 20, 2011, 12:17:25 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 20, 2011, 10:11:02 AM
Wine Coolers were in the '80's.  Bartles and Jaymes anyone???   :-) 

I preferred California Coolers, cuz they came in a 2 liter.   :-)

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Re: Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
« Reply #24 on: June 20, 2011, 12:25:55 PM »
REMEMBER KIDS: We're the perverts because we have an unhealthy obsession with the extra-marital doings of a 46-year old congressman who just found out he's going to be a father.

Try to keep your maladjusted minds focused on under-aged girls where it belongs.
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