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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2010, 08:31:20 PM »
Maybe Stewart will have reschedule his little "rally" oh poor baby
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2010, 04:11:24 AM »
No commode in DC is safe.  The Marines would be well-served to actually put a fire team or two every porta-potty station, locked and loaded, just to keep the damn things from being used by the cretins.
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2010, 06:37:02 AM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on October 20, 2010, 07:28:36 PM


Mr Snuggle Bunny!!!  Really.  (funny now I feel the need to see a broadway musical) 
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2010, 07:49:40 AM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on October 21, 2010, 06:37:02 AM
Mr Snuggle Bunny!!!  Really.  (funny now I feel the need to see a broadway musical) 

There is nothing like a Dame, nothing in the world----1942

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Nothing like a Broadway Musical to cheer one up.  I would love to see the Busbey Berkley shows, 42nd. street and what ever from that era.



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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2010, 08:00:14 AM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on October 20, 2010, 03:10:20 PM
I kinda sorta feel for the libtards...

After all, most of the miserable little trolls were conceived in these things, so it's only natural they'd wanna revisit the shitter sacred ground where mommy and the rhythm section of a local rock band daddy first made sweet, sweet love.

My GOD, I'm a dick.  :evillaugh:
Yes you are,  :hammer: ..... but a sweet one   :rotf:
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2010, 08:18:19 AM »
Quote from: littlelamb on October 20, 2010, 08:31:20 PM
Maybe Stewart will have reschedule his little "rally" oh poor baby

I hear November 3rd is open.   :rotf:
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2010, 08:19:08 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on October 21, 2010, 08:18:19 AM
I hear November 3rd is open.   :rotf:
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2010, 08:20:56 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on October 21, 2010, 08:18:19 AM
I hear November 3rd is open.   :rotf:

With plenty of seating available.
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2010, 08:21:22 AM »
Quote from: ToddWB on October 20, 2010, 03:07:38 PM
No porta a potties for Colbert/Stewart rallies!? Well...I guess they'll remain in character then...won't they?

I was wondering:  If a DUmmie went into a porta pottie to take a DUmp, would they disappear?

Or, are porta potties just full of DUmmie?
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2010, 08:21:32 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 21, 2010, 08:20:56 AM
With plenty of seating available.
... but no toilet paper   :tongue:
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2010, 08:28:26 AM »
Quote from: Tnafbrat on October 21, 2010, 08:21:32 AM
... but no toilet paper   :tongue:

Tell 'em to do the muslim thing....use an odd number of smooth stones.....stones....stoned....ah hell, they'll be so stoned what will it matter.....they smell anyway.
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2010, 08:36:14 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 21, 2010, 08:28:26 AM
Tell 'em to do the muslim thing....use an odd number of smooth stones.....stones....stoned....ah hell, they'll be so stoned what will it matter.....they smell anyway.
:hi5:   :rotf:
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2010, 08:38:52 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 21, 2010, 08:28:26 AM
Tell 'em to do the muslim thing....use an odd number of smooth stones.....stones....stoned....ah hell, they'll be so stoned what will it matter.....they smell anyway.

Hell, even if they used their hands, they'd screw it up.
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2010, 08:43:21 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on October 21, 2010, 08:38:52 AM
Hell, even if they used their hands, they'd screw it up.

Muslims do that to but with their left hand.

 :lmao:If you suspect the Paki in the 7/11 might be full blooded muslim from the old country.... hand him your money with your left hand.... :lmao:....or put out your left hand to get your change... :rotf:
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2010, 11:10:02 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 21, 2010, 08:43:21 AM
Muslims do that to but with their left hand.

 :lmao:If you suspect the Paki in the 7/11 might be full blooded muslim from the old country.... hand him your money with your left hand.... :lmao:....or put out your left hand to get your change... :rotf:

Never quite thought about it that way!

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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #40 on: October 21, 2010, 11:54:57 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on October 21, 2010, 08:21:22 AM
I was wondering:  If a DUmmie went into a porta pottie to take a DUmp, would they disappear?

Or, are porta potties just full of DUmmie?
Mostly the 2nd.....on the first...they'd either have to refill ..or their minds would be clear.
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #41 on: October 21, 2010, 04:04:21 PM »
Quote from: ToddWB on October 21, 2010, 11:54:57 AM
Mostly the 2nd.....on the first...they'd either have to refill ..or their minds would be clear.

 :rotf:

Allow me to give you your first H5   :hi5:
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #42 on: October 21, 2010, 04:20:50 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 21, 2010, 08:43:21 AM
Muslims do that to but with their left hand.

 :lmao:If you suspect the Paki in the 7/11 might be full blooded muslim from the old country.... hand him your money with your left hand.... :lmao:....or put out your left hand to get your change... :rotf:

What happens then Johnny, will he refuse the money.?  What happens when a Muslim is born left handed.?
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #43 on: October 21, 2010, 04:28:49 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on October 21, 2010, 04:20:50 PM
What happens then Johnny, will he refuse the money.?  What happens when a Muslim is born left handed.?

I guess maybe their ass is cleaner than other Muslim asses.

In an extreme case he may refuse to take the money from your left hand. In returning change to a left hand, they will put it on the counter for you to pick up. No way will they come in contact with your left hand.

These are the extremest...the ones most likely to blow up I guess.



 
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #44 on: October 21, 2010, 04:42:05 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on October 21, 2010, 04:20:50 PM
What happens then Johnny, will he refuse the money.?  What happens when a Muslim is born left handed.?

Well if their history is any indication of their tolerance Vesta, they'd probly just stone him to death for bein' different!
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #45 on: October 21, 2010, 04:46:28 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on October 21, 2010, 08:18:19 AM
I hear November 3rd is open.   :rotf:

Noooooooooooooooooo


November 3rd is already reserved as the day for Democrat voting.


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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #46 on: October 22, 2010, 03:30:29 PM »
I have the obvious solution.  Dig slit trenches in the White House garden and put on an extra press run of the WaPo to use as paper.  Next year the garden will be all organic.  Face it, liberals are naturally full of what makes the grass grow green. :cheersmate:  Capitalize on it!!
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #47 on: October 22, 2010, 05:33:23 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on October 22, 2010, 03:30:29 PM
I have the obvious solution.  Dig slit trenches in the White House garden and put on an extra press run of the WaPo to use as paper.  Next year the garden will be all organic.  Face it, liberals are naturally full of what makes the grass grow green. :cheersmate:  Capitalize on it!!

I'd be afraid of what else DUmmies are full of. 

It could render the ground so sterile that nothing will grow for generations.
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #48 on: October 22, 2010, 06:32:31 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on October 22, 2010, 05:33:23 PM
I'd be afraid of what else DUmmies are full of. 

It could render the ground so sterile that nothing will grow for generations.

No kiddin'! I think some of those chemicals have a half life of 99 years! Hell DDT would be safer!
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #49 on: October 22, 2010, 07:18:07 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on October 21, 2010, 04:20:50 PM
What happens then Johnny, will he refuse the money.?  What happens when a Muslim is born left handed.?
You marry him...then subject YOURSELF to his Sharia will...
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