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Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« on: October 20, 2010, 01:44:44 PM »
:lmao:

A little background, Rush was talking about this, the Marine Marathon is the same day as the Stewart/Colbert Rally, the Marines have grabbed 800 porta potties for their event, and I guess there aren't that many porta potties left, and since the Stewart/Colbert Rally are expecting 75,000 people they need to have a certain amount of porta potties, they wanted the Marines to share and the Marines said no! :lmao:

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Great. 10-30 attendees will be accused of being full of shit
   
D.C. toilet shortage is Keeping Fear Alive
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WASHINGTON -- The calls of nature may be particularly loud at an upcoming D.C. event if attendees don't have a place to "go."

Comedy Central organizers are having a hard time finding port-o-potties for their rallies to take place in a week and a half, after the Marine Corps Marathon planners snatched up about 800 of them for the same weekend.

The organizers of Jon Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity and Stephen Colbert's March to Keep Fear Alive, both to take place Saturday, Oct. 30, have asked the marathon staff to share the portable toilets with their 65,000 expected to attendees.
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1. I read the Baggers were trying to tie up all the buses for this. How about potties?
   
wouldn't put it past them...

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2. No Shit
   
The media is going to do that even if they have places to shit.

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3. Colbert said to dress up as your worst fear.
   
I'd suggest going as a colostomy bag for several reasons.
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2010, 01:49:03 PM »
From the original article:

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But the Marines aren't budging -- they plan to lock the toilets until the morning of their race the day after, they tell the New York Times.
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2010, 01:53:29 PM »
:lmao:

A little background, Rush was talking about this, the Marine Marathon is the same day as the Stewart/Colbert Rally, the Marines have grabbed 800 porta potties for their event, and I guess there aren't that many porta potties left, and since the Stewart/Colbert Rally are expecting 75,000 people they need to have a certain amount of porta potties, they wanted the Marines to share and the Marines said no! :lmao:

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Since they're all POSs anyway, why not add some realism?  :lmao:

I'd LOVE to see them try to make the Marines share!  :-)
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2010, 01:54:03 PM »
From the original article:


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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2010, 01:55:49 PM »
:lmao:
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2010, 01:57:36 PM »
I thought Rush said the Marine Marathon is the same day, but from the article it looks like it's the next day, who could blame the Marines for not wanting to share, can you imagine the shape those porta potties would be in after the Regressive Rally?
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2010, 02:03:03 PM »
hehehehe!!!!!!!!!

You snooze, you lose, DUmmies! This says a lot about the way the left organizes their little pow wows! It's nonexistent!

Why should the Marines share, asshats? We have all seen the way you people leave the enviro after every rally you've had in the past! No Marine I know of would want his family having to follow one of you pukes after you have used the facilities! It's downright unsanitary!!!

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I luv it!!!! Bring a 5 gallon bucket DUmbass, you're liable to need it! Better yet, just stay home! It's not like you matter anymore anyway!
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2010, 02:03:48 PM »
I thought Rush said the Marine Marathon is the same day, but from the article it looks like it's the next day, who could blame the Marines for not wanting to share, can you imagine the shape those porta potties would be in after the Regressive Rally?

Just stick your head in one on a construction job...no imagination needed.
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2010, 02:12:34 PM »
From the original article:


That is normal for them to do.  Trust me...I've NEEDED to use them a couple times as I was finishing up Lincoln Memorial runs during PT only to find them locked!!!
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2010, 02:26:04 PM »
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2010, 02:26:26 PM »
You mean to tell me that another fantastically intelligent project from the unbelievably super genius that is the  progressive movement tripped over their dicks again?



Say it ain't so.  

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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2010, 02:41:59 PM »
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wouldn't put it past them...
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2010, 02:46:26 PM »
I thought Rush said the Marine Marathon is the same day, but from the article it looks like it's the next day, who could blame the Marines for not wanting to share, can you imagine the shape those porta potties would be in after the Regressive Rally?

What they normally do is set up the course and pre position the porta-potties a couple days before.  Hence the need to lock them.  Otherwise come race day you'd have to run havlf the homeless population in D.C. out of them.
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2010, 03:07:38 PM »
No porta a potties for Colbert/Stewart rallies!? Well...I guess they'll remain in character then...won't they?
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2010, 03:10:20 PM »
I kinda sorta feel for the libtards...

After all, most of the miserable little trolls were conceived in these things, so it's only natural they'd wanna revisit the shitter sacred ground where mommy and the rhythm section of a local rock band daddy first made sweet, sweet love.

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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2010, 03:17:29 PM »
They'll just do like they do in San Francisco, take a dump/piss right where they are. 

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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2010, 03:40:22 PM »
Just stick your head in one on a construction job...no imagination needed.

Not even close. If the DUmmies knew the Marines were using them the next day, they would go out of their way to make sure they were extra special messes.

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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2010, 04:04:26 PM »
I kinda sorta feel for the libtards...

After all, most of the miserable little trolls were conceived in these things, so it's only natural they'd wanna revisit the shitter sacred ground where mommy and the rhythm section of a local rock band daddy first made sweet, sweet love.

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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2010, 04:24:39 PM »
Psssst DUmmies make sure you pack plenty of Depends you may need them
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Psssst DUmmies make sure you pack plenty of extra Depends you may need them

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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2010, 05:54:20 PM »
Psssst DUmmies make sure you pack plenty of Depends you may need them

Urinary catheters might work, too. :fuelfire:
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2010, 06:40:21 PM »
I'm sure Arianna Huffington will be there for Jon, passing out Depends and wipes.
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« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2010, 07:28:36 PM »
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2010, 08:02:32 PM »
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Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2010, 08:10:46 PM »
Interesting, there are still only 3 replies to that OP, you'd think if so many people were excited about going that there would be more posts.
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