A list of needs that protesters at the UCLA camp are requesting, including:
Let's have a look at some of the items on the list, shall we? First, under "URGENT" (The all-caps lets you know they are really serious.)
Headlamps. Are they planning for the electricity to be cut off? It's not like they are out in the wilderness; in every photo I've seen, it looks like there is ample lighting.
Airsoft Goggles and Gas masks/respirators. Presumably, they are preparing for the inevitable rain of tear gas canisters, but having been through a few Army gas chamber exercises, I can tell them they'll need more than that.
Utility gloves, of various sizes, especially for small hands. Am I the only one that finds that giggle-inducing? Small hands, indeed.
Under Medical, they ask for:
Epi-Pens — wait, those are for allergic reactions. Don't any of these nitwits with allergies know enough to bring along their own epi-pens? Wait, never mind, I think I just answered my own question.
Non-steroid inhalers. See above.
Headlamps. Again? Are these medical headlamps, as opposed to the non-medical headlamps listed under "URGENT"?
It's the section for "Food" that is just precious.
Vegan food and gluten-free food. Because there is nothing like veganism and gluten intolerance to demonstrate your solidarity with a bunch of Bronze Age barbarians who, only months ago, went on a brutal raping and murdering spree aimed at innocent civilians in Israel.
Here's what they don't want: Packaged food, coffee (seriously? What have they got against coffee?) bagels (OK, well, that one seems obvious) bananas, (Hah!), or nuts. (They already have all the nuts they need.)
https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/05/01/ucla-protest-camp-issues-laughable-list-of-requests-n2173609