I'm now firmly convinced that Amber Hoyt never left Joplin, MO.
I, however, am convinced that Amber Hoyt is, or at least recently has been, living in Tucson. If you do a Nadin and use the google, and you search for "Amber Hoyt" "Tucson," you will find a number of results, outside of the DUmp, with local Tucson references, locations, contact info, etc.--e.g., a Tucson phone number to reach her at "the Sally," the Salvation Army homeless shelter there--which tells me that she was indeed living in Tucson as recently as this past fall. As far as the rest of her story--the date with Knightraven, the kitty, etc.--that I don't know.
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DATE A LEZZYTune: "Take It Easy"Well, I'm a Lady called Returns
Tryin' to lose my concerns
I've got sev'ral boyfriends on my mind
One that's now in prison
One that has gone missin'
None around that I can find
Date a lezzy
Date a lezzy
Don't let the fact that you're a girl
Make you dizzy
Lighten up, it's not the end
Don't even try to comprehend
Just find a chick to make your friend
And date a lezzy
Well, I'm standin' on a corner
In Tucson, Arizona
And such a fine sight to see
It's a lonely dyke
On a motorbike
Slowin' down, and then she says to me:
"Come on, Lady
Don't be fraidy
I gotta know if your sweet self
Is gonna date me
"I can say you won't be bored
You'll find new vistas to be explored
So hop on up and climb aboard
And date a lezzy!" . . .
Well, it's gettin' kinda late
And we're out on our date
Got a woman driver up in front
Sittin' right behind her
I need a reminder
She's just another . . . girl
Date a lezzy
Date a lezzy
Don't let the fact that you're a girl
Make you dizzy
Come on, Lady
Don't be fraidy
I gotta know if lezbo love
Will now persuade me . . .
Oh, I'm gettin' dizzy
I thought I'd date a lezzy