You know, as a new feature this year in the Top DUmmies contest, there's that thread in the Sandhills forum giving, uh, additional information about each primitive up for selection.
It's information that'd normally be posted out here in an open forum where even primitives could see it, but because the primitives seem to be rather upset about what we say about them, and since we don't want to upset the primitives, best to leave some things behind closed doors.
Was anybody surprised, or disappointed, with what this primitive actually looks like? I don't imagine most even in their most-vivid imaginations, saw him as he really is, an old fart wearing eyeglasses of a style popular forty+ years ago. And his wife, with those really big and ponderous upper arms?
I'd rather more imagined a wild-eyed Leon Trotsky or yammering Julius Streicher type.