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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #50 on: November 15, 2013, 01:15:50 PM »
Over 100 now!  A few more years and some deranged CC minds, they might make 10K!

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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #51 on: November 15, 2013, 01:34:05 PM »
Dr. Chum Gang, at obozo@whitehouse.gov signed up too.

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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #52 on: November 16, 2013, 09:09:10 PM »
Regarding the petition:

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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #53 on: November 16, 2013, 09:16:56 PM »
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #54 on: November 17, 2013, 07:05:20 AM »
It took a while, but Kareem OfWheat finally signed.
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #55 on: November 17, 2013, 07:11:15 AM »
It took a while, but Kareem OfWheat finally signed.
:lmao: Probably plays basket  ball.
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #56 on: November 17, 2013, 07:44:12 AM »
:lmao: Probably plays basket  ball.

Actually, he used to be called Buckwheat until he found islam.
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #57 on: November 17, 2013, 08:25:38 AM »
Over 100 now!  A few more years and some deranged CC minds, they might make 10K!

Aphelia Hiney got her husband, Harry, to sign.

Now up to 112.   :rotf:
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #58 on: November 17, 2013, 08:30:59 AM »
Aphelia Hiney got her husband, Harry, to sign.

Now up to 112.   :rotf:
Just thought of a new one.  :-)


Done.  :)
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #59 on: November 17, 2013, 09:06:26 AM »
Damned petition won't let Harry sign!   :rant:
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #60 on: November 17, 2013, 09:30:55 AM »
Amanda Hugankiss?
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #61 on: November 17, 2013, 09:39:43 AM »
Amanda Hugankiss?

Not my "persuasion"  :rotf: :lmao:
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #62 on: November 17, 2013, 01:43:47 PM »
Amanda Hugankiss?

I think she's Amanda Polk's cousin
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #63 on: November 17, 2013, 01:49:21 PM »
Latest two:

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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #64 on: November 17, 2013, 02:38:29 PM »
Lech Mabalsic, Poland
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #65 on: November 17, 2013, 02:47:12 PM »
A Mr. Peter Poufier of Quebec just signed.

What an unfortunate name.  O-)
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #66 on: November 17, 2013, 05:12:57 PM »
My kudos and a hat tip.

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However....

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...made me almost spit beer! :cheersmate:

This is some out of the box thinking.
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When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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« Reply #67 on: November 17, 2013, 05:24:08 PM »
My kudos and a hat tip.

However....

...made me almost spit beer! :cheersmate:

This is some out of the box thinking.

Joseph Dzhugashvili was pretty good too. I know the DUmmies admire his methods.
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #68 on: November 17, 2013, 05:35:11 PM »
Joseph Dzhugashvili was pretty good too. I know the DUmmies admire his methods.

They advocate and work for him every post they make.

Hate to steal but..... that's just too good. From now on, great collectivists, traitors, and the potty humor names.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #69 on: November 17, 2013, 07:15:52 PM »
Some of those names appear suspect, to me.
Who the dickens is gNads Abbott?
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #70 on: November 17, 2013, 07:50:31 PM »
No Shifford B. Rains?

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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #71 on: November 17, 2013, 08:46:22 PM »
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #72 on: November 17, 2013, 08:57:50 PM »
I can NOT believe it has taken until now for Anita Mann to sign!
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #73 on: November 17, 2013, 09:00:07 PM »
Where did she go?  I know she signed...
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #74 on: November 18, 2013, 03:09:10 AM »
Yeah, I know.

They wouldn't let Aphilia Hiney's husband, Harry, sign up either.   :hammer:
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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