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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« on: November 12, 2013, 04:14:21 PM »
I truly haven't been following this story, but it apparently involves a CBS reporter investigating Benghazi, which pisses off the DUmp.

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CBS Must Fire Logan and McClellan - Online petition.


I haven't seen a petition yet so I started one.

Here is the link. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/tell-a-friend/10238609

:ohnoes:

Not another online petition!!!  So I checked out such petition:

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we've got 6 signatures, help us get to 10,000

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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2013, 05:04:07 PM »
These idiots defended Dan Rather and his "fake but accurate" fraud because it tried to hurt President Bush, but this similar incident must be avenged because it hurts Dear Reader.
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2013, 05:06:06 PM »
Oh no, it is up to 12 signatures!!!
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2013, 05:24:47 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on November 12, 2013, 05:06:06 PM
Oh no, it is up to 12 signatures!!!

     Looks like it's time to put the boys to work: Ben Dover and Phil McRevice.

     If they're still short, Rod Johnson and Dick Peters might have to weigh in. If it gets dire, Hugh G. Rection might show up.
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2013, 05:54:27 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on November 12, 2013, 04:14:21 PM
I truly haven't been following this story, but it apparently involves a CBS reporter investigating Benghazi, which pisses off the DUmp.

:ohnoes:

Not another online petition!!!  So I checked out such petition:

 :rofl: :lol:  :tumbleweed:

Ima Dummy signed the petition.
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2013, 06:07:12 PM »
Dr. Ima DUchebag signed up too.
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2013, 06:08:14 PM »
It's rocketed up to 14.  :rofl:
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2013, 06:09:14 PM »
Quote from: jukin on November 12, 2013, 06:07:12 PM
Dr. Ima DUchebag signed up too.

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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2013, 06:16:46 PM »
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2013, 06:23:55 PM »
we signed: CBS Must fire Logan and McClellan

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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2013, 07:13:13 PM »
It's up to 23 signatures now.  Hey, only 99.77% more to go! :whistling:

Pat McGroyne is going to have to sign, if it gets big.
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2013, 07:25:58 PM »
Well, I guess E. Normus Johnson and Aphelia Hiney will have to sign up.
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2013, 12:45:57 AM »
I hope Heywood Jablome checks in.
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2013, 03:00:05 AM »
Oh, noz!   :ohnoes:

They're up to 48 now! 
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2013, 07:30:19 AM »
Harry Hole of CT checked in. 

It's nice to see all the DUmmies real names on there, the old familiar faces, along with the E. Normous Johnsons and Heywoods of the world.   :lmao:

Up to 58. 
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2013, 07:53:06 AM »
Uh oh, Gloria Hole tipped the number to 60, it's all downhill from here
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2013, 08:43:12 AM »
My GOD, I'm wiping tears.  :rotf:
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2013, 08:54:17 AM »
Damn I Barry would have been one of the first 10 last night, but he didn't realize he had to hit Sign again after he filled his info...  Damn't Barry...
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2013, 09:19:56 AM »
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LMFAO, which one of you smart asses did that?

Kind of like the DUmp, more fakes names than real. Now that I see it is going international, Don't be surprised to see the Phil brothers from Scotland sign up MacCraken and MacCrevice.
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2013, 09:43:16 AM »
Mr. Rusty Trombone, MD

Mr. Barry "Dear Leader" Obama, DC

Dr. Gloria Hole, FL

Mr. Harry Hole, CT

Dr. Ben Dover, CA

Mr. E. Normous Johnson, MI

Mr. Barry Imaliar, CA

Dr. Ima DUchebag, CA

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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2013, 11:41:41 AM »

Mr. William Drunken Pitt, MA
Nov 13, 08:38
# 69
Ms. nadin abbott, CA <--- :lmao:
Nov 13, 08:33
# 68
Mr. Ben Dover, TX
Nov 13, 08:03
# 67
Mr. Pedro Phille, NM
Nov 13, 07:46
# 66
Mr. Rahm McCoquin, TN
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2013, 02:18:35 PM »
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9. All the way up to 72 out of 10,000 already.

Small problem though, some of the names on there appear to be a bit, well...suspect.

Dr. Ima DUchebag, CA
Mr. E. Normous Johnson, MI
Dr. Ben Dover, CA
Mr. Harry Hole, CT
Dr. Gloria Hole, FL
Mr. Barry "Dear Leader" Obama, DC
Mr. Cleveland Steamers, MI
Mr. Rusty Trombone, MD
Mr. Ben Dover, TX
Mr. William Drunken Pitt, MA

Awww..... Look on the bright side - now you have 73!

Ms. Alotta Bush, VA
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2013, 02:31:51 PM »
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9. All the way up to 72 out of 10,000 already.

Small problem though, some of the names on there appear to be a bit, well...suspect.

A bit?  :lmao:

Back to the original subject matter:

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CBS Must Fire Logan and McClellan - Online petition.

And what if they don't?  Are you DUmmies going to boycott or even more radically, hold your breath until happens?
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2013, 02:32:51 PM »
PIA only has 131 posts?  Thought he'd been there longer than that.
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Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
« Reply #24 on: November 13, 2013, 02:37:04 PM »
Quote from: lastparker on November 13, 2013, 02:18:35 PM
Awww..... Look on the bright side - now you have 73!

Ms. Alotta Bush, VA

Here, found these names on the internet.  Shouldn't they sign up too?

Seymore Butts
Jack Goff
B J Cobbledick
Anass Rhammar
Willie Stroker
Barre Dumas
Rusty Kuntz
Robert Fagot
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