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The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« on: September 02, 2013, 09:56:55 AM »
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I will be doing clean up from 10am-7pm.

They have a member that is coming from another store to take over for the other night timer we last Sat.

We lose the other crew member this Sat. and my last day is Sat. the 14th.

That will give me something like 21 days to make sure I have all lined out for the trip HOME!!!!!

ADD) the 10am-7pm will be only three days this week. Looks like they are cutting me down quick. Not that I was not expecting it mind you.

It finally sunk to the level of its competence.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2013, 10:00:55 AM »
It sounds like the manager knows how to optimize the labor pool even with unsteady resources.

I'm actually kind of impressed.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2013, 10:09:59 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 02, 2013, 10:00:55 AM
It sounds like the manager knows how to optimize the labor pool even with unsteady resources.

I'm actually kind of impressed.

Let me get this straight, this store only cleans its restrooms 3 days a week.   Who does the clean up the other 4 days of the week ???

Why a day shift for clean up, seems more logical to clean the freezers, floors, bathrooms at night, no customers to try to work around.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2013, 10:12:58 AM »
It's to keep her away from the cash register, Vesta. She stole $70 on one of her first days there.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2013, 10:14:27 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on September 02, 2013, 10:09:59 AM
Let me get this straight, this store only cleans its restrooms 3 days a week.   Who does the clean up the other 4 days of the week ???

Why a day shift for clean up, seems more logical to clean the freezers, floors, bathrooms at night, no customers to try to work around.
Day shift so there is someone always there to watch her.

I really hope when she gets down there, she finds a job, gets off the public dole, and starts paying back what she's taken from others.
Well, I can dream, can't I?
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2013, 10:19:53 AM »
She can use the knowledge that she garnered from her college degree in helping her to decide to use either Bon-Ami or Comet.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2013, 10:21:07 AM »
Quote from: Skul on September 02, 2013, 10:14:27 AM
Day shift so there is someone always there to watch her.

I really hope when she gets down there, she finds a job, gets off the public dole, and starts paying back what she's taken from others.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2013, 10:22:08 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 02, 2013, 10:12:58 AM
It's to keep her away from the cash register, Vesta. She stole $70 on one of her first days there.

Let's just say that she came up 70 dollars short in her till the day before she received her bus ticket to AZ. Which they promptly took back from her check.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2013, 10:54:41 AM »
Quote from: Skul on September 02, 2013, 10:14:27 AM
Day shift so there is someone always there to watch her.
Once you've been outed as a thief, they will watch you like a hawk. This gal is bad news all around.
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Re: Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2013, 11:03:52 AM »
How many days did she work as a solo employee vs how many days was she in training?   It seems like she spent her entire career at the convenient store as a trainee and  zero days as a productive employee.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2013, 11:12:46 AM »
What? Someone whose drawer came up $70 short is given significantly fewer hours? I am shocked.
No, really a $70 shortage should have merited an instant termination. ****ing thief.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2013, 11:15:05 AM »
Sharp employer.  Keep her away from the register and Have her mucking out the heads and cleaning out the green scum that grows on the cooler floors.  With proper employer guidance she has found her place on the team.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2013, 11:34:59 AM »
She might qualify to BE the mop, but that's about it.

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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2013, 11:42:36 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on September 02, 2013, 11:34:59 AM
She might qualify to BE the mop, but that's about it.

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She's not intelligent enough to BE a rock, much less a mop.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2013, 01:28:44 PM »
Quote from: DLR Pyro on September 02, 2013, 11:03:52 AM
It seems like she spent her entire career at the convenient store as a trainee and  zero days as a productive employee.

The latter part is true of all DUmmies surely.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2013, 01:29:34 PM »
Isn't she also working her two weeks notice during these 21 days?
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2013, 01:38:09 PM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on September 02, 2013, 01:29:34 PM
Isn't she also working her two weeks notice during these 21 days?

Pretty sure those are business weeks.
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Re: Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2013, 02:32:36 PM »
Quote from: DLR Pyro on September 02, 2013, 11:03:52 AM
How many days did she work as a solo employee vs how many days was she in training?   It seems like she spent her entire career at the convenient store as a trainee and  zero days as a productive employee.
She worked for the store for eight days, and then turned in her two weeks notice.
That was after two boyfriends berating her for doing nothing/being unemployed form years.

It seems her preferred lifestyle is to trade sex for room and board and do NOTHING to clean house or earn her keep. Every boyfriend ends up tossing her to the curb. Seen her picture, she isn't pretty enough for that pampered life. Hence, her plans for a bright future at the Tucson homeless shelter.
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Re: Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2013, 03:01:51 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 02, 2013, 02:32:36 PM
It seems her preferred lifestyle is to trade sex for room and board and do NOTHING to clean house or earn her keep. Every boyfriend ends up tossing her to the curb. Seen her picture, she isn't pretty enough for that pampered life. Hence, her plans for a bright future at the Tucson homeless shelter.

Going back to living beneath a Tucson overpass, to continue her pursuit of her Arizona dreamboat, Dave:
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Re: Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2013, 03:30:09 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 02, 2013, 02:32:36 PM
She worked for the store for eight days, and then turned in her two weeks notice.
That was after two boyfriends berating her for doing nothing/being unemployed form years.

It seems her preferred lifestyle is to trade sex for room and board and do NOTHING to clean house or earn her keep. Every boyfriend ends up tossing her to the curb. Seen her picture, she isn't pretty enough for that pampered life. Hence, her plans for a bright future at the Tucson homeless shelter.

Reminds me of StellaBlue. Difference was that when she got kicked to the curb, she had to leave England. She became an undesirable.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2013, 03:45:33 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on September 02, 2013, 03:30:09 PM
Reminds me of StellaBlue. Difference was that when she got kicked to the curb, she had to leave England. She became an undesirable.

Yes sorry for sending her back.

Oh wait - not I'm not...you're welcome to keep her.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2013, 03:56:52 PM »
Well, now she has 21 days to update her resume.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2013, 04:35:22 PM »
Her wishadoo page now has a meter on it so she can watch the $$ pour in.

http://www.wishadoo.org/wishlist/197/money-to-help-till-i-get-back-up-on-my-feet/
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2013, 04:43:12 PM »
If only every person in the US would send me a single dollar bill...
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2013, 05:05:23 PM »
College degree.

Newsroom experience.

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