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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #25 on: January 04, 2013, 05:29:58 AM »
Some more TiTosity.

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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2013, 05:46:55 AM »
Still the same old POS he was before.
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #27 on: January 04, 2013, 06:13:56 AM »
http://metamorphosis.democraticunderground.com/1251106909

This does appear to be classic TiT. It would be nice to see him and nads team up and tell fabrications together.

I fear that would be a "divide by 0" scenario and the world would end.
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #28 on: January 04, 2013, 06:16:43 AM »
This is rich. A guy who claims to be able to get local police and the BATFE to do pranks on a loser who claims to be a wine tycoon.

Oh, look!  The DUmp's resident "FReeper" has decided to pay us a visit!  Mornin', DUmbass!
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #29 on: January 04, 2013, 07:38:43 AM »
Future headlines. "Sockpuppet wins 2013 DOTY."
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #30 on: January 04, 2013, 08:07:04 AM »
This is going to be fun. How long before rockboy outs TiTty in the DUmp?
Perhaps he might send Sid a discrete PM.
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #31 on: January 04, 2013, 09:28:37 AM »
Please, Skimmer, don't hurt him! 

I wasn't around here when TiTyboy made his fame.  I could only read about it long after the fact, and I felt vaguely cheated.  This is 100% him; he hasn't even bothered to change his style. 

The 2012 DOTY candidates were lackluster.  Many of us have had more nadin that we can stand.  Could things be looking up? 

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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #32 on: January 04, 2013, 10:50:29 AM »
TominTib is back. The last time Iheard of him was years ago. I wonder what got him banned.
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #33 on: January 04, 2013, 10:50:45 AM »
Please, Skimmer, don't hurt him!  

I wasn't around here when TiTyboy made his fame.  I could only read about it long after the fact, and I felt vaguely cheated.  This is 100% him; he hasn't even bothered to change his style.  

The 2012 DOTY candidates were lackluster.  Many of us have had more nadin that we can stand.  Could things be looking up?  

TominTib was Dummy Of The Year in 2007 and 2008. He could be DUmmy Of The Year for 2013, which makes it three times.  :o
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #34 on: January 04, 2013, 10:57:51 AM »
Many of us have had more nadin that we can stand. 
It's like people hating the Yankees simply because they're perennial winners.

She's still clearly, by a wide margin, the most reliably entertaining DUmmy slithering through the DUmp.

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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #35 on: January 04, 2013, 11:00:30 AM »
TominTib is back. The last time Iheard of him was years ago. I wonder what got him banned.
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #36 on: January 04, 2013, 11:05:16 AM »
TominTib was Dummy Of The Year in 2007 and 2008. He could be DUmmy Of The Year for 2013, which makes it three times.  :o

Yeah, but it wouldn't be a 'natural hat trick.' :whistling:
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #38 on: January 04, 2013, 11:07:23 AM »
Yeah, but it wouldn't be a 'natural hat trick.' :whistling:

But if he somehow manages to avoid getting shitcanned for the next three years, we could get lucky.

Nads is too tedious to repeat.
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #39 on: January 04, 2013, 11:11:53 AM »
Man...sure writes like the TiTster.

 :fuelfire:

Rock, perhaps you just weren't paying attention to him back on the old DU when TiT bragged about all his illegal NFA weapons, and how the local police chief was his drinking buddy who would protect him.  It doesn't take any special connections to get the local PD and ATFE interested in posts like that.
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #40 on: January 04, 2013, 11:25:27 AM »
Man...sure writes like the TiTster.

 :fuelfire:

Rock, perhaps you just weren't paying attention to him back on the old DU when TiT bragged about all his illegal NFA weapons, and how the local police chief was his drinking buddy who would protect him.  It doesn't take any special connections to get the local PD and ATFE interested in posts like that.

It's all good.  Just another FReeper troll trying to maintain cred with the DUmmies.
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #41 on: January 04, 2013, 11:46:43 AM »
The same writing style.
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #42 on: January 04, 2013, 11:59:39 AM »
It was the Jooz.

I remember TominTib being a real bigot.
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #43 on: January 04, 2013, 12:06:26 PM »
I remember TominTib being a real bigot.

Yup; it's seared - SEARED, I TELL YOU -  in my memory as well.  Like a that Christmas he spent with John F'n Kommie in Cambodia in '68.  Who could forget that one...  :mental:
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #44 on: January 04, 2013, 12:06:46 PM »
I know we sent a lot of people to Vietnam but what are the odds of two of the posters with the same style in posting and taste going on DU ?
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #45 on: January 04, 2013, 12:08:21 PM »
How did he get a turtle in 1968 if he was in 'Nam? 

Must have been a busy year for him, collecting turtles, killing Charlie, being an imaginary badass.
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #46 on: January 04, 2013, 12:11:46 PM »
Here's an excellent TiTtyboy primer for people who may not be familiar with his amazing background:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,8019.0.html

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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #47 on: January 04, 2013, 12:12:12 PM »
I know we sent a lot of people to Vietnam but what are the odds of two of the posters with the same style in posting and taste going on DU ?

And have Laplander girlfriends whose family herded reindeer?

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8. Same here.

I date a Laplander who grew up in a family of nomadic reindeer herders, north of the Circle in Norway. Fuel was scarce and they under-cooked everything.

She is crazy for burnt toast.
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #48 on: January 04, 2013, 12:17:04 PM »
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8. She is crazy for burnt toast.
You mean she can't cook.
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Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2013, 12:18:41 PM »
And have Laplander girlfriends whose family herded reindeer?
Tit's claim
CounterfitDollarBill's claim

If not for the entertainment value ,it would be worth it to have a mole go over there and post TiT's and FakeDollarBills post and see what he says then.
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