Shoutout from OS to the Cave

[ScubaGuy]

Omaha Steve, they pedophile who couldn't even keep a job at the sewage treatment plant, works a part time job as a dispatcher, came in fifth in a for man council race give us a shout out.

Overweight neck-beard pedophile

Star Member Omaha Steve (33,642 posts)

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Somewhere sitting in a cave are some conservatives saying "WE ROCK"

Need I say more?

Steve here's how it is.  I survived Carter I, I'll survive another 4 years of BamBam.  I'll keep my 160K job while you'll continue to be a part time loser. 
Unfortunately I have to work to keep the 47 percenters like you and the other at the DUmmies with money for pot.

Give us a shout out when gas is too expensive to fill your moped.

[shadeaux]

LOL, old hairy fat man trying to be cool yet missed the mark.

Hey OS, how's the sweat stains going ?

[Chris_]

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:39 PM
 Systematic Chaos (7,871 posts)
2. They depend heavily upon both you and I to lend some validity to their miserable lives.

Aww, isn't that cute.  The two hopeless fatties from the DUmp have found each other.

[thundley4]

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:39 PM
 Systematic Chaos (7,871 posts)
2. They depend heavily upon both you and I to lend some validity to their miserable lives.

Who knew the LVL had a self-deprecating sense of humor.  Naw, most likely and accidental pun.

[Chris_]

He has a weighty sense of humor.

[franksolich]

You see, the primitives misunderstand something.

The primitives think of themselves as being people of some relevance, whose opinions and feelings are important to the movers-and-shakers among professional Democrats and liberals; that they "count."

Actually, they don't.

The only purpose in life, the only function, the primitives have is to provide material to amuse and entertain decent and civilized people.  That's their fate, their destiny in life.

It's kind of like how kings and queens in long-ago days used to keep dwarves.

[Freeper]

Hey Stevie I want to congratulate you and all your moonbat friends, you managed to defeat Mitt Romney and you have won yourself another 4 years of 8% unemployment, higher health insurance costs, and my favorite, higher energy bills that will necessarily skyrocket. But hey you get a free 0bamaphone and free birth control.

[Chris_]

But hey you get a free 0bamaphone and free birth control.

Not that anyone would volunteer to sleep with a DUmmy...

[Ogre]

Steve here's how it is.  I survived Carter I, I'll survive another 4 years of BamBam.  I'll keep my 160K job while you'll continue to be a part time loser.  
Unfortunately I have to work to keep the 47 percenters like you and the other at the DUmmies with money for pot.

Amen, survived previous dem administrations, will survive this one.  I still have two boys coming up on college before my money is really my money, that's if there's anything remaining after the deadweight on the left take their cut.

[Big Dog]

Steve, you'll be over here shortly, seeing if we're talking about you. You just can't help yourself.

Somewhere in eastern Nebraska, about half a mile from the Missouri River, sits a fat man with a straggly neckbeard and a food-stained Code Pink t-shirt that shows his Dunlap. The fat man, let's call him Sewer Clause, is weeping bitter tears because his one chance for a coattail, Bob Kerrey, got rejected like a hunchback prom date.

Sewer Clause's only consolation is that the status quo ante was maintained in Washington DC.

Sewer Clause's lonely blue vote was lost in a sea of red. Nebraska's electoral votes didn't help Obama at all, Steve. You have no part in the Democrat victory, and the DNC will never spend a blue cent in Nebraska.

How's it feel to be invisible and irrelevant to your own party?

[GOBUCKS]

Man! The neckbeard, the leviathan, LynneSin, the crazy bald dwarf.....conservatively estimated at 1400-1500 total pounds.

All that blubber from tons and tons of food, consumed by DUmmies who've never done a single day of honest work.

We sure are generous when it comes to doling out the chow.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Systematic Chaos (7,871 posts)
2. They depend heavily upon both you and I to lend some validity to their miserable lives.

You're so goddam fat your wife can't find your dick to rub one out as a distraction for the long hours she has to work because you can't/won't be a man and support her yet you claim WE have miserable lives?

Oh, that's rich!

I can get out of bed without assistance.

And you?

If my run time isn't up to standards I can and will run more frequently and push myself harder.

And you?

I support my entire warren on a single income.

And you?

I have people popping-up out of the woodwork asking me to work for them because other people recommend me repeatedly.

And you?

I can wash my own back.

And you?

My breath doesn't smell of krill.

And you?

When I get out of bed the mattress returns to its original shape.

And you?

I can draw, use multiple programs, write code, write prose and hold a pencil in my hand.

And you?

I don't break a sweat just from licking a postage stamp.

And you?

I don't sweat grease.

And you?

I don't think about eating the postage stamp.

And you?

Tell me again about miserable lives.

[Ptarmigan]

That pervert should be in the slammer.

[miskie]

Above. Tweedle Dee & Tweedle DUm ride over to visit Coach & Co.

[franksolich]

Okay, I waited to see if this campfire would grow any, before going over to Skins's island to look at it.

It didn't.

Nobody, including their fellow primitives, pays any attention to the big guy or the Las Vegas Leviathan.

Only the DUmpster does.

We're their only chance for fame and notoriety.

[Chris_]

*snicker*

[franksolich]

By the way, in case nobody's noticed, there's a new award in the Top DUmmies of 2012.

We have the top twenty DUmmies, culminating in the top primitive of the year.

We have the "Willie," the William Rivers Pitt award, for the primitive who's done the best job of spreading the fame and reputation of Skins's island all over the internet.

Now this year we'll have the "Steve," the Steve Dawes award, for the primitive who by his own devices made the biggest ass of himself during the past year.

Nominations start Thanksgiving Eve, November 21, about supper-time.

[franksolich]

By the way, it appears more lurking primitives have visited this thread than the original campfire over on Skins's island.

The lurking primitives can kiss franksolich's Republican ass.

[Chris_]

You should submit that to Playgirl.

You'll be famous.  Poor, addled grasswire will be knocking at your door in no time.

[franksolich]

You should submit that to Playgirl.

You'll be famous.  Poor, addled grasswire will be knocking at your door in no time.

Uh, submit what?

I don't see anything there.

[Chris_]

Uh, submit what?

I don't see anything there.

[Carl]

Hey Steve,how does it feel to mooch your life on both the government and your over worked wife?

[franksolich]

I've heard the primitives complain about things here, that aren't here.

[thundley4]

You're so goddam fat your wife can't find your dick to rub one out as a distraction for the long hours she has to work because you can't/won't be a man and support her yet you claim WE have miserable lives?

Oh, that's rich!

I can get out of bed without assistance.

And you?

If my run time isn't up to standards I can and will run more frequently and push myself harder.

And you?

I support my entire warren on a single income.

And you?

I have people popping-up out of the woodwork asking me to work for them because other people recommend me repeatedly.

And you?

I can wash my own back.

And you?

My breath doesn't smell of krill.

And you?

When I get out of bed the mattress returns to its original shape.

And you?

I can draw, use multiple programs, write code, write prose and hold a pencil in my hand.

And you?

I don't break a sweat just from licking a postage stamp.

And you?

I don't sweat grease.

And you?

I don't think about eating the postage stamp.

And you?

Tell me again about miserable lives.

My breath doesn't smell of krill.

And you?  

[GOBUCKS]

Uh, submit what?

I don't see anything there.

Glad to say I missed it. That's at least two or three times I've been lucky.

Not as bad as Kirk and Jeanette's sex tape, but in the neighborhood.