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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2012, 10:14:20 PM »
And yet...

...these geniuses complain constantly about how us knuckle-dragging, Bible-thumping, sister-humping, tornado-dodging yokels are able to constantly thwart their every perfect scheme thus insuring they will never be happy until we are out of the way.

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How pathetic is that?
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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2012, 10:15:37 PM »
Hey, DUmmies...I'll take you on. Same intelligence test. See, the key is being able to take tests. Some people are just natural test takers. It's not rocket science. Heck, a lot of rocket scientists and engineers (like my husband) can't take IQ tests worth shit but they can run circles around all of us when it comes to intelligence.

And IQ has not a damn thing to do with your ability to navigate through life...probably why most of you are whiny losers! Bless your hearts, I know you guys need something to make you feel good about yourselves, but trotting this out every time you feel insecure is getting downright pathetic. Hell, come over here just for fun. You can even come as a herd if you're too afraid to come over on your own. Let's see if you can match wits with US. Bet you can't.

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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2012, 10:18:14 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on October 08, 2012, 10:14:20 PM
And yet...

...these geniuses complain constantly about how us knuckle-dragging, Bible-thumping, sister-humping, tornado-dodging yokels are able to constantly thwart their every perfect scheme thus insuring they will never be happy until we are out of the way.

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How pathetic is that?

Not to mention these oh so smart geniuses can't even figure out how to feed and house themselves without taking money from someone else that earned it.
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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2012, 10:36:23 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 08, 2012, 05:18:02 PM
Well if that's the case, then the hospital narcotics thief DUmmy Warpy and the rest of the DUmpmonkeys are exceptionally gifted at hiding it.

I always thought that Warpy's heaviest burden, aside from her drug problem, was her physical appearance.

My IQ, by the way, is 810, which is only a hair higher than that of my wife, Mila Kunis.

Wow, so low.  Mine is eleventy bajillion.
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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2012, 10:38:52 PM »
Quote from: Maxiest on October 08, 2012, 07:29:35 PM
Doubt it, probably can't stack shit.

I had to give you a high 5. :lmao:
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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #30 on: October 08, 2012, 10:59:59 PM »
So, if they are so smart, why arent they rich?

Dumies are never smart and always have mental issues.
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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #31 on: October 08, 2012, 11:55:13 PM »
Quote from: Dblhaul on October 08, 2012, 10:59:59 PM
So, if they are so smart, why arent they rich?

Dumies are never smart and always have mental issues.

Because there's a difference between intelligence and wisdom. Intelligence comes from books. Anyone who can read can gain intelligence. Wisdom comes from life.

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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2012, 12:57:04 AM »
my dear delilahmused,

 DUmies arent smart enough to understand the differance.
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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #33 on: October 09, 2012, 03:10:34 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 08, 2012, 08:35:48 PM
No shit! I knew a ****in' physicist that was supposed be in step with Einstein and I had to put the spark plugs in his '67 Valiant station wagon 'cause he didn't know where they went!!! True Story!!

Anyone who knows what a slant 6 is, knows how difficult that is!

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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #34 on: October 09, 2012, 03:39:23 AM »
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a very cruel teacher announced to the class that I had the highest IQ in the class.

This went over poorly in my Catholic school, with the male students, teachers, and clergy.
 

Oh, bull  :censored: ing sh :censored: t!!
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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #35 on: October 09, 2012, 03:44:37 AM »
Quote from: Vagabond on October 08, 2012, 07:32:12 PM
Big Deal DUmmies, All the brain power in the world is worthless if you don't know how to use it.  

I haven't measured it in years, but my intelligence level allowed me to literally skate in honors level classes all the way through High School.  I finished high in my class, but behind a kid that learned how to study.  In fact I spent most of my day in class daydreaming about the red headed girl that sat beside me in English.

I failed in college because I didn't know how to study or pay attention.  I joined the Army and learned how to study and pay attention the hard way.  Now, I average a 4.0 in my college classes and starting my own business again.


My friend, who has an average IQ, has ran his own business since high school.  Guess which one of us knew how to study.

Guilty!  That sounds like me.  There was a slender red head with enormous....ahh.....ahhh....

......ears. :cheersmate:
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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #36 on: October 09, 2012, 03:49:47 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 08, 2012, 07:34:08 PM
My IQ is 920 and I own three yachts and two houses.  Have you met my wife, Morgan Fairchild?



Yes, I have!  We honeymooned in Alaba......capoco, Yeah, that's the ticket.....
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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #37 on: October 09, 2012, 03:55:48 AM »


Hit the switch on the right, (D)Ullard.

No, your other right.
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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #38 on: October 09, 2012, 05:13:39 AM »
Until I discovered the DUmp I never fully appreciated that alleged high IQ generally results in mental and emotional crippling.  Reading through that thread illustrates the connection between supposed 'intelligence' and lack of motivation, fear of success, co-dependence (DUmmies love that term), worthlessness, shiftlessness and laziness. 
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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #39 on: October 09, 2012, 09:32:21 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on October 08, 2012, 08:25:53 PM
IQ, SAT, ACT, ASVAB scores--none of them mean jack shit.  IOW, that and $3 will get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

It's a measure of POTENTIAL, DUmmies.  What you do with it, OTOH....take me, Soooooopppppeerrrrr Genius....


Exactly...You could have a 160 IQ and be the biggest ****-up around.Without a desire to succeed (work ethic) it really is meaningless.
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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #40 on: October 09, 2012, 09:44:57 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on October 08, 2012, 11:55:13 PM
Because there's a difference between intelligence and wisdom. Intelligence comes from books. Anyone who can read can gain intelligence. Wisdom comes from life.

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I think I may have identified a problem with the statement above, DUmmies may be using comic books as opposed to books with 100+ pages. That may explain all the internet superhero geniuses.  Able to have compassion over vast distances, disability to leap to conclusions in a single bound, more powerful smelling than a diesel locomotive etc.

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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #41 on: October 09, 2012, 10:03:35 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 09, 2012, 09:32:21 AM
Exactly...You could have a 160 IQ and be the biggest ****-up around.Without a desire to succeed (work ethic) it really is meaningless.

In most cases, hard work and determination will beat out a high IQ.
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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #42 on: October 09, 2012, 10:21:52 AM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on October 09, 2012, 03:44:37 AM
Guilty!  That sounds like me.  There was a slender red head with enormous....ahh.....ahhh....

......ears. :cheersmate:

 :cheersmate:
Yes, those huge....tracts of land...can be distracting.
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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #43 on: October 09, 2012, 10:30:06 AM »
Anyone who actually believes these claims of genius will believe anything.
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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #44 on: October 09, 2012, 10:30:31 AM »
Quote from: Vagabond on October 08, 2012, 07:32:12 PM
I haven't measured it in years, but my intelligence level allowed me to literally skate in honors level classes all the way through High School.  I finished high in my class, but behind a kid that learned how to study.  In fact I spent most of my day in class daydreaming about the red headed girl that sat beside me in English.

Man, that part could've been written word for word about me, other than it mostly being brunettes.  "And that's why I'm not an aerospace engineer today," though I did learn my lesson after failing at that, got a BA at the U in my hometown, joined the Army, and then went to law school on GI Bill benefits and Army Reserve pay after my first four-year enlistment.

IQ by itself means jack.  It takes motivation, initiative, and judgment to make anything out of it.
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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #45 on: October 09, 2012, 01:03:01 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on October 08, 2012, 10:14:20 PM
And yet...

...these geniuses complain constantly about how us knuckle-dragging, Bible-thumping, sister-humping, tornado-dodging yokels are able to constantly thwart their every perfect scheme thus insuring they will never be happy until we are out of the way.

...

How pathetic is that?

Yep! Amazing the stooooopidest president we ever had, ("W"), managed to **** 'em at every turn! Yep, these people need to be teaching our children! (cringe!!!)

Quote from: delilahmused on October 08, 2012, 10:15:37 PM
Hey, DUmmies...I'll take you on. Same intelligence test. See, the key is being able to take tests. Some people are just natural test takers. It's not rocket science. Heck, a lot of rocket scientists and engineers (like my husband) can't take IQ tests worth shit but they can run circles around all of us when it comes to intelligence.

And IQ has not a damn thing to do with your ability to navigate through life...probably why most of you are whiny losers! Bless your hearts, I know you guys need something to make you feel good about yourselves, but trotting this out every time you feel insecure is getting downright pathetic. Hell, come over here just for fun. You can even come as a herd if you're too afraid to come over on your own. Let's see if you can match wits with US. Bet you can't.

Cindie


Perfect! You're absolutely right, Cin! I ace tests all the time. Never scored less than 100 on my driver's tests since I was 16.

Even my Bail Bondsman test, which is actually about insurance, go figure, I did the first time. The people giving the test told me not to get discouraged if I failed, since almost no one passes it the first time. I aced it! I had a harder time with them tryin' to get my finger prints to register on their new fangled computer glass screen for the FBI clearance than I did with the test!

Tests are nothing more than logic.

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I should mention that I have been a member of Mensa since the 9th grade. My chess coach made me do it!
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Re: Woo Hoo! Another IQ thread! It's been too long ...
« Reply #46 on: October 09, 2012, 02:51:25 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 08, 2012, 05:18:02 PM
Well if that's the case, then the hospital narcotics thief DUmmy Warpy and the rest of the DUmpmonkeys are exceptionally gifted at hiding it.

I always thought that Warpy's heaviest burden, aside from her drug problem, was her physical appearance.

My IQ, by the way, is 810, which is only a hair higher than that of my wife, Mila Kunis.
I think I have seen you at the MENSA meetings. I usually go with my husband, Jason Statham.
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