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Offline Wineslob

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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #50 on: August 30, 2012, 09:48:43 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on August 29, 2012, 09:12:35 PM
Yep, just look at the sallow skinned, glassy eyed example of a Republican woman.  You can tell that she is truly miserable with her life, can't you?  The severity of her haircut shows just how downtrodden she is, and the cliff behind her obviously shows that she is contemplating suicide the escape the emptiness of her life   :rofl:




Hey! No smiling!

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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #51 on: August 30, 2012, 09:52:28 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on August 30, 2012, 09:48:43 AM

Hey! No smiling!

 :cheersmate:

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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #52 on: August 30, 2012, 10:44:47 AM »
CR, you look prettier than ever, and longview, you're lookin' pretty good too!

As far as spotting miserable females, just an Obama-Biden bumpersticker isn't a completely sure shot, but a DU one sure as Hell is.
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #53 on: August 30, 2012, 12:33:33 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on August 30, 2012, 07:51:35 AM
I think that is actually where this photo was taken.  Well spotted!

And thank you to everybody for their compliments :-) 

I have pretty much the same photo, and I also stepped over the Yellow rope to get close to the edge.  :shame:
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #54 on: August 30, 2012, 12:40:23 PM »
It's been said many times before, and not just on this thread. I don't think it's a secret as to which side has the women.  :naughty:
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #55 on: August 30, 2012, 04:45:17 PM »
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #56 on: August 30, 2012, 04:50:07 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 30, 2012, 10:44:47 AM
CR, you look prettier than ever, and longview, you're lookin' pretty good too!

As far as spotting miserable females, just an Obama-Biden bumpersticker isn't a completely sure shot, but a DU one sure as Hell is.
All true, but is longview flipping us the "momsmiddlefinger" from under that hat ?
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #57 on: August 30, 2012, 06:27:52 PM »
I think it's just about time for a photo thread so all the CC women can show us men how lucky we are.
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #58 on: August 30, 2012, 07:57:22 PM »
Quote from: YupItsMe on August 30, 2012, 06:27:52 PM
I think it's just about time for a photo thread so all the CC women can show us men how lucky we are.
Leave photo threads to the DUmp, please. They're hilarious.

We already know how lucky we are.
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #59 on: August 30, 2012, 09:46:59 PM »
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #60 on: August 30, 2012, 09:54:46 PM »
Quote from: shadeaux on August 30, 2012, 09:46:59 PM
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #61 on: August 30, 2012, 10:25:25 PM »
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #62 on: August 30, 2012, 10:35:37 PM »
^^ His/her mama's might be even angrier!



I should have posted a pic of my cows.  Even they have a more cheerful countenance than what I've seen of lib women.
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #63 on: August 30, 2012, 10:41:19 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on August 29, 2012, 09:12:35 PM
Yep, just look at the sallow skinned, glassy eyed example of a Republican woman.  You can tell that she is truly miserable with her life, can't you?  The severity of her haircut shows just how downtrodden she is, and the cliff behind her obviously shows that she is contemplating suicide the escape the emptiness of her life   :rofl:



Oh my...  Who gave you permission to grow up, young lady?
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #64 on: August 30, 2012, 11:00:55 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on August 30, 2012, 10:25:25 PM
Are you sure that's a "girl"?

I think it's Keef's sidekick, The Munch Maddow.
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #65 on: August 30, 2012, 11:22:33 PM »
Such beautiful, happy women here. My wife might get jealous.
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #66 on: August 30, 2012, 11:25:28 PM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on August 30, 2012, 11:22:33 PM
Such beautiful, happy women here. My wife might get jealous.
I have to credit you for giving me the idea for Maobamao. I couldn't find the thread in which I saw your Maobama.
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #67 on: August 30, 2012, 11:29:00 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 30, 2012, 11:25:28 PM
I have to credit you for giving me the idea for Maobamao. I couldn't find the thread in which I saw your Maobama.
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I've used it here and there, often interspersing it with with "Zero" (as in Zero with the rim ripped off....an old saying my great uncle used).

I like your iteration of it.
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #68 on: August 31, 2012, 06:40:53 AM »
Quote from: Ausonius on August 29, 2012, 09:18:24 PM
"How to spot completely miserable women"

Their marriage certificate says "Bill Clinton" or "Joe Biden" or "Barry Obama" ?

I wouldn't call Moo- chelle "Miserable," at least not yet (It depends on how things go this November); Being miserable tends to suggest sadness, and Moo- chelle is more controlled by perpetual anger than sadness.
 This is shown by her two alternating facial expressions: When she knows cameras are on her, she has a big, fake- looking, condescending grin, of the sort that beauty pageant contestants have. Then, in contrast, when she doesn't think any cameras are on her, she reverts to an ugly, bitter grimace of pure, petty anger and malice.
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #69 on: August 31, 2012, 09:37:38 AM »
Quote from: shadeaux on August 30, 2012, 09:46:59 PM
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Thanks for the warning...sure wouldn't want to stick something dear to me in it while it's angry....on second thought, I wouldn't do that when it wasn't angry.
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #70 on: August 31, 2012, 09:44:27 AM »
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #71 on: August 31, 2012, 09:57:58 AM »
Once again, for the lurking DUmbasses...

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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #72 on: August 31, 2012, 11:04:12 AM »
Aw crap.  I didn't want lunch today anyway.
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #73 on: August 31, 2012, 12:29:06 PM »


     I find the self-posted pictures of CC women lovely.

     
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #74 on: August 31, 2012, 12:32:24 PM »
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     I find the self-posted pictures of CC women lovely.

     
Who doesn't ?
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