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How to spot completely miserable women
« on: August 29, 2012, 03:37:00 PM »
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How to spot completely miserable women

You can see it in the eyes. Vacant, sort of glassy, dark and distant as if staring into a cave full of nails from a thousand miles – and a million joyful lifetimes – away.

It moves on to the skin, pale and ill-fitting like a mannequin in a human costume, like it’s not the slightest bit comfortable in there, closing around a sallow tightness of the mouth and lips, maybe a severity of haircut, the sweater buttoned a bit too tight and the collar cutting circulation to the vital organs, but most especially and obviously, to the heart.

Do you see it? Do you see it, most frequently and with a tragic sigh, in the women of the GOP, from the senseless female candidates themselves (Hi, Ms. Bachmann!) to the sallow wives and disoriented daughters of the ultraconservative males who fear and detest everything real women represent?

You know the look. You’ve seen it a million times, this “Oh my God how did I get here,” this “How can this really be my life,” this look of deep and long-muted pain and/or dull resignation (Hi, Mrs. Vitter!), the long rusted-over knowledge that choices have been made and there was no other way, even though there was, even though there still is.

http://blog.sfgate.com/morford/2012/08/28/miserable-women/
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Re: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2012, 03:40:41 PM »
Let's compare women. Here the women seem happy, they love their families even the moonbats among them, and they have a sense of humor. DU women are bitter, full of hate, and can't stand their family.
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2012, 03:44:07 PM »
Put projector to 120%.
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2012, 03:46:22 PM »
Morford, of course. WTF does he know about women?
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2012, 03:48:42 PM »
Yeah, look at my vacant eyes...  :whatever:

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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2012, 03:50:33 PM »
Quote from: BEG on August 29, 2012, 03:48:42 PM
Yeah, look at my vacant eyes...  :whatever:



Ooooo, purty...
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2012, 03:51:03 PM »
How do I spot a completely miserable woman? I usually find them by looking at their high DUmp post count.  :p
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2012, 04:06:50 PM »
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You can see it in the eyes. Vacant, sort of glassy, dark and distant as if staring into a cave full of nails from a thousand miles – and a million joyful lifetimes – away.

It moves on to the skin, pale and ill-fitting like a mannequin in a human costume, like it’s not the slightest bit comfortable in there, closing around a sallow tightness of the mouth and lips,, etc...

METAPHOR ALERT!!!!

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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2012, 04:07:05 PM »
Quote from: BEG on August 29, 2012, 03:48:42 PM
Yeah, look at my vacant eyes...  :whatever:



They look a little red - must be from the oppression you're suffering.  

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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2012, 04:16:13 PM »
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2012, 04:19:09 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 29, 2012, 04:16:13 PM
Matt Damon and Nicholas Cage?

Damn, I think you're right!  :rotf:
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2012, 04:19:32 PM »
Quote from: BEG on August 29, 2012, 03:48:42 PM
Yeah, look at my vacant eyes...  :whatever:



Dayum! :naughty: :hyper: :hot:

Oh--H5 to Shadeaux for the "field guide picture."
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2012, 04:20:48 PM »
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2012, 04:21:06 PM »
Just be in Charlotte, N.C. next week....they'll be everywhere.
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2012, 04:53:44 PM »
Quote from: BEG on August 29, 2012, 03:48:42 PM
Yeah, look at my vacant eyes...  :whatever:



Bewitching.

Then there is this.

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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2012, 05:14:57 PM »




EXCELLENT !
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2012, 05:16:53 PM »
Quote from: BEG on August 29, 2012, 03:48:42 PM
Yeah, look at my vacant eyes...  :whatever:


I don't want to tell you what the lurking stevenumbers just did.
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2012, 05:24:30 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 29, 2012, 05:16:53 PM
I don't want to tell you what the lurking stevenumbers just did.

Tell me...
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2012, 05:29:39 PM »
I thought all GOP women were barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2012, 05:42:00 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on August 29, 2012, 05:29:39 PM
I thought all GOP women were barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?

Speaking of -- Where's my sammich ?    :-)
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2012, 05:45:10 PM »
How to spot a completely miserable woman:
She posts at the DUmp without being a mole.
She voted for 0bama because she believed in Hope & Change.
She crosses the Rubicon in search of crunchy news all the while staying frosty.
She makes up stories about a car coming through a laundry mat she is sitting in even though she is rich and has her own washing machine and dryer combo.
She believes in Global Warming(TM).
She thinks the Supreme Court selected President Bush.
She believes 9/11/01 was an inside job.
She either gets her news from MSNBC and/or FSTV or lies about getting her news from MSNBC and/or FSTV.
She knows who Mike Malloy is.
She mercilessly and savagely attacks Sarah Palin and her daughters and Michele Bachmann and Michelle Malkin and Condalisa  Rice and Patricia Heaton and countless other non-liberal women while loudly decrying the Republican War on Women which doesn't exist.
She thinks the whole world cares about her vagina.
In some cases, she married a Kennedy, Clinton, Gore, or Edwards and either stands by her man or doesn't leave him until much humiliation and pain has been shoveled on her.
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2012, 06:19:51 PM »
Code pink has hairy armpits.
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Re: How to spot completely miserable women
« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2012, 06:39:50 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 29, 2012, 04:16:13 PM
Matt Damon and Nicholas Cage?

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