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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #50 on: July 01, 2012, 08:59:34 PM »
I'm still wondering why the guy has a hose clamp on the rifle. :loser:

It normally connects to the chain that keeps carnival shooting range guns from going missing or to be spun around and used against the crowd ?

Just a hint to Maddow - if you shoot around the little star instead of at it, you can usually punch it out of the paper and win a prize. You only have about 100 BBs to do it, so be as efficient as you can.

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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #51 on: July 01, 2012, 09:05:57 PM »
It normally connects to the chain that keeps carnival shooting range guns from going missing or to be spun around and used against the crowd ?

Just a hint to Maddow - if you shoot around the little star instead of at it, you can usually punch it out of the paper and win a prize. You only have about 100 BBs to do it, so be as efficient as you can.

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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #52 on: July 01, 2012, 10:25:52 PM »
I'm unaware of any plans for revolution. Are the DUmmies looking for a confrontation?
All this bravado and chest beating...is this a prelude to liberal based violence?

Just looking at the DUmp there are half a dozen threads like this.

Like to see them pull that.  :lmao:
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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #53 on: July 01, 2012, 10:33:56 PM »
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Better bring a lot of body bags.

Body bags? Nah.

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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #54 on: July 02, 2012, 02:28:22 AM »

Tucker, I had to go and check out that photo. Yeah, its a pose. Rachel Maddow at a shooting range with no hearing protection or safety glasses?

I don't think the gun is even loaded.

Just like DUmmy bravado. Its all image with no substance. Liberals are like terrorists, they are only brave when their victims cannot shoot back.

what's with the screw clamp hanging of the tube mag? eta.....ok already answered.  his stance looks like shit.
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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #55 on: July 02, 2012, 03:40:13 AM »
Maybe he/she/it is planning to mount a bayonet?

Here's hoping it hits an artery.

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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #56 on: July 02, 2012, 04:23:37 AM »
I'm still wondering why the guy has a hose clamp on the rifle. :loser:

It's for the laser pointer.   :lmao:
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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #57 on: July 02, 2012, 04:33:13 AM »
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1. They talk a lot of shit but deep down they'll chicken out before the first shot is fired.

Says a member of the hive that calls for revolution every time a Republican is in the White House.

Oh yeah...how's that move to France going for you guys?

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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #58 on: July 02, 2012, 04:46:41 AM »
Says a member of the hive that calls for revolution every time a Republican is in the White House.

Oh yeah...how's that move to France going for you guys?

 :whatever:

I say it's "progressing" nicely.

12 years, and they're still here.   :lmao:
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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #59 on: July 02, 2012, 06:29:38 AM »
I'm still flabergasted at their lack of any critical thought or study of strategy or logistics.  They think tactics will carry the day for them in a civil war.  That's the kind of stupid that would be painful.

Hey DUmmies, if you were all gathered in one town, I would have you surrendering without a shot fired.  Hell, it's likely I wouldn't even need a gun or make myself visible to you in any way.
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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #60 on: July 02, 2012, 06:31:47 AM »
I say it's "progressing" nicely.

12 years, and they're still here.    :lmao:

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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #61 on: July 02, 2012, 07:08:23 AM »
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So conservatives think they can "take back their country" by force?

 They may find they have to pry it from our dead cold hands. Maybe they should start small in liberal bastions like East Cleveland and the Bronx first.
 
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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #62 on: July 02, 2012, 03:39:58 PM »
They can't even prepare for a natural disaster like Katrina and other things like that how are they going to fight a war?
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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #63 on: July 02, 2012, 05:14:53 PM »
They can't even prepare for a natural disaster like Katrina and other things like that how are they going to fight a war?

All we would have to do is take out their power grid and they will kill each other off within days.  :-)
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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #64 on: July 02, 2012, 05:43:10 PM »
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So conservatives think they can "take back their country" by force?

 They may find they have to pry it from our dead cold hands. Maybe they should start small in liberal bastions like East Cleveland and the Bronx first.
 
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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #65 on: July 02, 2012, 05:52:04 PM »
Liberals fear guns. They know conservatives own guns. Liberals tried but they can't take the guns away.

So now we have to listen to scary stories about how conservatives are gonna kill the liberals simply BECAUSE conservatives have guns.

believe me. If liberals were gonna be rounded up, we would already have done so.

Libs are always the ones to start the violence.  Always.

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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #66 on: July 02, 2012, 06:15:57 PM »
Liberals fear guns. They know conservatives own guns. Liberals tried but they can't take the guns away.

So now we have to listen to scary stories about how conservatives are gonna kill the liberals simply BECAUSE conservatives have guns.

It's the Pigressive form of slasher movies.  They love scaring themselves and their chick-oid creatures (Many of the latter not being actual biological women...) then putting on the bravado to swagger around about being badasses.  It's pretty pathetic, really.
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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #67 on: July 02, 2012, 07:20:28 PM »
All we would have to do is take out their power grid and they will kill each other off within days.  :-)

Or, take out the water infrastructure and have them dying within days--3 or 4.
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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #68 on: July 02, 2012, 07:24:14 PM »
All we would have to do is take out their power grid and they will kill each other off within days.  :-)

Take out nothing.

Trip a few breakers, move a few transformers, those damned idiots would be dead before they could figure out what happened, much less fix it.

Less we'd have to rebuild later.   :II:
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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #69 on: July 02, 2012, 07:28:52 PM »
Or, take out the water infrastructure and have them dying within days--3 or 4.

Or wait until they gather together and throw a small bag of pot into the crowd. They'd rip each other to shreds for free pot.
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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #70 on: July 02, 2012, 09:48:59 PM »
Or, take out the water infrastructure and have them dying within days--3 or 4.

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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #71 on: July 02, 2012, 10:44:48 PM »
All we would have to do is take out their power grid and they will kill each other off within days.  :-)

To increase efficacy, tell them the neighbor has a generator he isn't willing to share.

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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #72 on: July 03, 2012, 08:13:03 AM »
Or wait until they gather together and throw a small bag of pot into the crowd. They'd rip each other to shreds for free pot.

Put a sign on an abandoned building that reads "FREE DRUGS AND HEALTHCARE", and they'd come like flies to shit.
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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #73 on: July 03, 2012, 09:51:38 AM »
I say we put a cage over a place like California with only one door to it. Make several lines of cheetoes leading to there from every state. At the door would be their prise. Bags of coke, pot, methamphetamines, ludes, other assorted pills, hash, LSD, PCP, etc. Use Google Earth to make certain the line ends at a point. When they're all in there, lock the door secure with padlocks, and electronic locks, and watch the fun progress via the many, many cameras placed around the cage. It's like "The Condemned. Only nobody will be walking out a winner.

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Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
« Reply #74 on: July 03, 2012, 09:59:34 AM »
I say we put a cage over a place like California with only one door to it.
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