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Offline Chris_

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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #75 on: May 16, 2012, 08:52:53 PM »
When I feel someone ogling my ass, I pull my shorts halfway down.

They always avert their eyes.

Women should try that approach.
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #76 on: May 16, 2012, 08:54:41 PM »
When I feel someone ogling my ass, I pull my shorts halfway down.

They always avert their eyes.

Women should try that approach.

And when they think I'm some guy is staring at their boobiez they need to unbutton their blouse a couple of buttons.

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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #77 on: May 16, 2012, 08:55:10 PM »
And when they think I'm some guy is staring at their boobiez they need to unbutton their blouse a couple of buttons.
Lift and separate.
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #78 on: May 16, 2012, 08:55:48 PM »
Lift and separate.
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #79 on: May 17, 2012, 05:28:56 AM »
Boy, did this thread ever take a hard turn off a bridge and plunge into the Chappaquiddick.   :lmao:
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